Deceiver: I BLAME KANO'S CHOCOLATE CAT TONGUE! I SWEAR, WHAT THE HELL JIN!?

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Chocolate Flavoured

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There was one thing Kido hated the most about being the leader and 'big sis' of the gang, and that was managing everyone's allowance and worrying on how they spend it. Okay, so maybe she didn't need to give it to the Kisaragi siblings and Ene, but right after Hibiya and Konoha joined in, keeping an eye on their savings became a hard thing to do. It was a bit tricky when Mary joined in – her fujoshi side sort of disturbed the Trio's life in more ways than one, but now with Konoha's demands for negimas and looking after Hibiya, who was just a rude little newbie, annoyed her.

Especially today after she found a mountain of boxes of chocolates on the coffee table, with Kano smiling smugly at her while sitting on the couch.

"What are these?"

Kano gave her a simple grin when she sat across from him. "Really, Kido? They're chocolate, what else?"

"It's not even my birthday, your birthday, anyone's birthday or anywhere near Valentine's Day."

"Ah, well, I was bored and felt like buying something sweet to eat."

At that, Kido looked over the chocolates in front of her. "Orange flavoured. Salt flavoured. Chilli flavoured. Wasabi flavoured. Red bean flavoured." She looked up at the blond and stared. "Kano, they're not sweet, they're more like something Kisaragi would buy."

"Oh, c'mon, they're not all that bad," and out of no where, Kano had his hand digging into a box of white chocolate he was suddenly holding and popped one into his mouth. Kido blinked at him for a second, before mentally slapping herself for not seeing that one coming. Sighing, she slumped back onto the couch and stared at Kano's attempt to finish all these dozens of chocolates in one go.

After swallowing his fifth piece, Kano leaned forward with a grin on his lips. "You know, Kido, you can have some."

"I want no part in eating something sweet before dinner," she replied coolly, arms crossed.

There was a pout. "You're no fun." He said as he finished his current box and moved on to the next. "And I used up all my allowance to buy these…"

"Should have thought about that before you got any then," Kido snapped back.

"Yeah, but you can't expect me to finish all these, right?"

"I did."

"Kido, I wanted to share with the others too," Kano faked a groan, sitting back while opening his new box of chocolates. The green haired girl glared at him, before she turned her eyes back on the sweets again. He was usually a big spender when he felt bored enough on one of his late night adventures. He usually bought a few magazines and a couple of books to read, if not new CDs and random objects that she considered as junk. Chocolates though…hmm…

It would be a waste if they weren't finished soon. So she better help out.

While looking over the chocolate, Kano silently watched her. She was gazing from one box to another, trying to think. There were just too many and most of them were buried underneath the ones with weird flavours. Why must Kano buy various kinds anyway? Was he that bored? She groaned. He was going to tease her for being slow any second now.

A soft, yet swift tap on her shoulder caught her attention and she looked up to only have something soft, yet firm, pressed against her lips. Kano had moved over to her side of the couch and was kissing her just a stealthy. She let out a gasp, pulling back slightly, but Kano quickly followed and pressed their lips together again, inserting his tongue into her mouth.

Kido let out a muffled scream and tried pushed away from him, but Kano had already had his arms secured around her body, a hand on the back of her head to keep her in place. She wanted to hit him, but her arms were trapped between their bodies. Nowhere to run, Kido was assaulted by Kano's lips on hers, his tongue teasing and their saliva was dribbling from the corner of her lips. She tried to fight back but it was no use, it just ended up with her doing it with him. After a while, a foreign object was slipped into her mouth, rolling back and forth between their tongues and teeth. Kido tried to remove it, but Kano just kept on pushing it back into her.

Even when Kano pulled back, face just as flushed as hers from going without air for so long, he could still grin. Kido didn't have the mind at the moment to wonder if he was using his ability to hide his own nervousness or not, because right now she was focused on the thing in her mouth. It tasted sweet, yet at the same time bitter, and it was melting on her tongue.

It was a dark chocolate.

"Stupid…" Kano could hear her hiss as she turned away angrily, her face hidden behind her bangs. If he looked more carefully, he could see her eyes were also as red as her face. "You're so stupid…"

And she heard his snickering. "Well, you were taking too long, so I picked it for you," he edged closer to her side, a playful glint in his eyes. "So, you like?"

Kido turned further away from him, rolling the sweet in her mouth. It was melting pretty quickly and now she was filled with Kano' and the chocolate's taste. She suppressed another groan.

"It's…not bad…"

And with that, Kano grinned at her as he handed the rest of the dark chocolate to her. "Okay, you can have that. When you want more, I'll pick it for you."

And Kido didn't object to that.

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Deceiver: I'M CRYING AND LAUGHING. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.