A/N: I enjoyed writing this one. Review.

"Alice? I know you are on your date but could you…come get me?"

"Sure. Are you okay? And the date's over, by the way. So no worries."

"I'm fine. How'd the date go?" I said, trying to disguise my voice of lies.

"I'll tell you about it when I pick you up. And you are going to tell me why you sound so upset. You know what? It's a girls night."

"Alice, we just had one of those last night."

"Yes, I know. But this girl's night is going to have a way different theme…"

"Alice Brandon, tell me what you have—"

"See ya, Bella!"

Click.

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"So, what happened?" Alice asked me.

"I, uh…you first."

"Jasper is just so perfect! He took me to my doorstep and kissed me on the cheek but I wanted more, of course, so I turned to kiss him on the lips. Then things got a little hot and heavy, next thing I knew my tongue was in his throat. In his throat, Bella! I mean, it was just so sensational…but he told me goodbye because its not proper to go any farther on the first date, as much as I wanted to…"

Whoa. Slow down there. That's a lot of information to take in.

"Ah, so it went well, then?"

"Better than well. Now, your turn."

I took a deep breath. "Okay. Well turns out that Billy Black has this uber-hot son named—"

"Jacob Black."

I raised my eyebrow at her.

"What? I keep up with the tabloids."

"Um, so anyways…later after dinner we went to his room because Billy had some business to take care of—" I was interrupted by Alice's snickering. "Grow up, Al," I giggled. "Anyways, we went to his room and uh, we kind of started making out…I just was really…well in all honesty I really wanted to get laid, okay? And Jacob was there. Looking hot. And ready for me."

"Oh em gee! You did not make out with the Jacob Black! One of the most eligible richest bachelors! Ugh, I am so jealous."

"You have your 'perfect, dreamy, sensational' Jasper. Guess things change fast, eh?" I said in a mocking tone. She slapped my arm playfully.

"So why the hurry out of there, then?"

"Well, this is where it uh, gets interesting…"

"Go on," Alice said, as if she was anticipating some sort of life changing ordeal.

"I moaned Edward's name when Jacob was groping me."

She gasped so loudly and her eyes widened. "No. Freaking. Way."

"Yes way."

"Bella you so have to tell Edward how you feel!"

"Wait—what?"

"Don't be clueless, Bella. You have feelings for Edward. Otherwise you wouldn't have said his name in a very intimate, heated moment."

"I just…"

"Yeah, B. Explain this one. Give it your best try."

"I don't know what to do," I mumbled.

"So you are actually admitting for once that I am right?"

"Well, yeah. I guess so. I mean, ever since we had sex that's all I could think about."

"Scratch the girl's night! You need a little help from my friend."

"Oh, and who would your friend be?" I giggled.

"Jose Cuervo."

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Alice and I drank our asses off just trying to ease the moment. I mean, my mind's been so crowded, I deserved to just…let go.

And let go I did, let me tell you.

I demanded that Alice let me go home, and her being almost passed out from all of the alcohol, let me. As long as she could call a cab.

We had started drinking pretty early on so it was only like eleven thirty at the most when I arrived home. Edward was sitting on the couch in all his hot fucking glory. Ugh, he looked so ready to fuck with his messy bronze locks. And I was ready for him to make my hair just as messy.

"Edddwardddd," I mumbled…and stumbled, might I add.

He sat up and came over to me, and I stumbled again and almost fell, this time he was catching me.

"You're drunk," he observed in monotone.

"I had a few drinnnks," I slurred.

"A few?" Edward sighed, clearly annoyed. "Let's get you to bed."

"Bed with you, ohhh yesss."

Okay, not my proudest moment.

"Bella, help me here. Can you at least try to walk?" Edward said as I put all my weight on him.

I brothe in his scent. "Mmm, smells like Edward. Edwarddd is yum," I giggled, hiccupping.

He just rolled his eyes, ignoring me.

Soon, we reached my bed. He started to walk away.

"Don't le-leave m-me," I hiccupped out.

He sighed. "Only until you go to sleep."

He sat on the edge of my bed and I pulled his shirt with as much force as my drunken ass could. "Pleeease, lay with me."

Edward sighed once more and hesitantly circled his arms around me.

"I…I—I'm sorry," I managed to get out.

"I know."

After that, I fell asleep. I really couldn't keep my eyes open much longer as much as I wanted to savor being in Edward's arms, finally, and once again.

A/N: Hehe, drunk Bella is so much fun to write! Woo for another chapter! One more coming up soon. Very soon. Possibly in like 5 minutes.

xoxo, B.