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A/N: I'm back! ^^
Very sorry for vanishing temporarily. I had a major assignment worth 20% of my mark which was freaking me out for several days and part of it was done in groups, but then everyone used different formats and things got a bit chaotic for a while. I ended up having to re-do quite a lot of it and stayed up till gone 2am almost 3 nights in a row. Very glad that assignment is now over but i hope that I did ok... (I'm seriously attempting to maintain an average at distinction or high-distinction level this year)

I feel very tired... *collapses* - Wise words of advice: If you're going to collapse or fall asleep do not do it at a computer!
I did that one night and when I woke up I had the square shape of some of the keys imprinted on my cheek. It really hurt... and it looked awful for a few hours afterwards... :(

Anyways, enough excuses and wisdom. The chapter- I mean chapters (double update again!) are here!

I know that many people wanted me to have Hanabusa and Ichiru in bed naked for the prank. But, for some reason I get the impression that the two of them wouldn't be as freaked out by it as Zero was with Kaname so I felt the need to add a little extra in order to make it a true prank for them: I hope you like it and please let me know what you think! :)

After this one is up chapter 11 should follow in 10 or 15 minutes while I upload and check it through again.

And, of course, thank you for all of your reviews! They are fantastic and I love reading them! Reviews give me so much motivation to keep writing so please keep them coming! ^^

Wow, that was a very long author's note... I'll be quiet now so that you can enjoy the story...

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Chapter 10: Thoughts of Marriage?

Ichiru woke groggily as he heard a shriek from beside him. As he turned over he came face to face with a blonde who had electric blue eyes.

I think his name was Hana-something?

But, what caught his attention more was the blonde's attire. He was wearing what appeared to have once been a tuxedo. Though, it looked to have become rather ruffled most likely through activity. The tie was hanging at an odd angle, the shirt was creased, the formal jacket had a white stain of some sort on it and the pants… the pants were missing completely.

"!" Ichiru drew back, quite freaked out at the fact he was in bed with a man he had only just met… and in that outfit…

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to… I don't know what happened last night or what we did or anything!" Hanabusa pleaded.

"Why am I in this tux and why are you in that dress and…" Hanabusa continued to mumble under his breath.

"What did you just say!?" Ichiru asked.

"Why am I in this tux?"

"No, the second one."

"Why are you in that dress?" Hanabusa questioned, pointing to Ichiru's attire.

It was then that Ichiru looked down at what he was wearing. He wore a dangerously short white dress that had been shimmied up his body revealing his most private areas to anyone who wanted to look. He pulled down the dress to cover himself when he noticed the awkward movement of his feet.

*gulp*

H-heels. Why am I wearing heels!?

Ichiru was becoming more freaked out by the second. He quickly checked the rest of his body for any other uninvited items of clothing and accessories.

What's this on my head?

Pulling it down he found, to his horror, that it was a white veil. He was shocked.

We wouldn't have! We couldn't have!

Ichiru immediately took a look to his left ring finger and then at Hanabusa's. After spotting the matching ring on the blondes finger he pointed at it with a trembling hand. Hanabusa's eyes drifted to where Ichiru was pointing and he too felt the same sense of shock. There was a small moment of silence before…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The screams of the two men echoed throughout all the halls of the house. Thankfully, for their sake, the master of the house had already left on his daily duties.

…

"It seems as though your friend is just as afraid of commitment as you said." Zero commented through his laughter.

"And your brother is the same." Kaname replied, chuckling merrily.

Both Kaname and Zero were laughing hysterically at the fabulous result of their little prank.

"I think we should pay them a visit don't you?" Kaname suggested.

"Sounds like a good idea. Hey, let's tell them this…" Zero whispered another suggestion into the purebloods

…

*knock* *knock*

"Morning lovebirds." Kaname called as he entered without waiting for a response.

"K-Kaname, you can't just come in here and-" Hanabusa protested.

"Yes, I can just come in here because this is my house." Kaname replied.

"Besides, you're the ones who told us to come here." Zero added grumpily.

"W-we were?" Ichiru had a very bad feeling about this.

"Yes. You two were so horny and wanted to get back to bed after the ceremony ended and so you begged me and Zero to hand in your legal marriage papers for you. And, being the kind people we are, we did. Then you told us to come straight back after we did...and here we are." Kaname explained.

The two of them smiled mockingly as they watched the wedding-clad faces opposite them pale several shades lighter than white.

Then Ichiru realised something and snapped out of it, slowly becoming a more healthy shade of pink.

"But, why am I in a dress? I never wear dresses even when drunk! And I would never, ever be topped in bed by this dumb blonde! This must be a hoax!" Ichiru insisted.

Kaname and Zero had received their cue to admit that it was all just a prank. But they didn't have a chance to reply before Hanabusa spoke up.

"I am not a dumb blonde and as if I'd be a bottom! You're wearing the dress for a reason you silly uke."

*twitch*

That hit a nerve.

*pounce*

"Uwaagh!"

Ichiru pounced on the unsuspecting blonde. He restrained the blonde's hands and began ripping what was left of the tux to shreds.

Both Zero and Kaname were wide-eyed at the scene they watched unfold before their eyes. A man in a wedding dress on top a fake groom and hungrily ripping into him as if he were a piece of meat.

"Ahn!" Hanabusa cried as Ichiru began stretching him.

"Don't you dare think of me as weak!" Ichiru insisted before being drawn back to the blonde's deliciously pink nipples, begging to be teased.

*lick**lick*suck**suck*

"Mmm…" Hanabusa moaned in response to Ichiru's ministrations.

After stretching him far enough Ichiru wanted to enter the blonde.

"Why don't you tell me what a pretty little uke you are and how much you want my cock?" He suggested, lustily whispering into Hanabusa's ear while rubbing his arousal against the blonde man's entrance.

"I-I'm a pretty little uke and I want your cock so please hurry up and put it in~" Hanabusa begged pathetically under the pressure of his raging hormones.

"Your wish is my command." Ichiru replied pleasantly before filling the blonde with his length.

"Ahn~" Hanabusa cried happily as it went in.

As they began to move Kaname and Zero left the room to give them a little bit of privacy…and to service their own growing needs from watching such an erotic sight.

…

After having another quick round themselves, Kaname and Zero were in the bath soaking away their exhaustion.

"It was my fault. I suspected that Ichiru would be on top. Having been doing all of the hunter work for me he has turned into quite a strong guy." Zero admitted.

"I can see that." Kaname commented.

"But," he continued "I think that actually made the show even better. To be honest it gave me an idea…"

"What idea?" Zero asked suspiciously.

"I think it would be really hot if you rode my cock while in a wedding dress." Kaname dreamed.

"I think it's a bit too soon to be thinking of wedding dresses."

"Is it?" Kaname responded "I would love to see you in a wedding dress as soon as possible."

Zero blushed.

"Does that thought make you embarrassed or excited?" Kaname was judging Zero's blush out loud.

"Neither. The water is too hot. I'm getting out." Zero quickly leapt up out of the bath and put on his clothes.

"Besides, do I have to wear a dress? I think I'd rather wear a suit." Zero voiced his opinion.

"But I've always wanted to see you in a wedding dress, darling. You'll look so beautiful! Pleeeeeeeeeease!" Kaname swam up to the edge of the bath and looked up at Zero, using the full power of puppy eyes to his advantage.

"I'll consider it. That's not a yes! But, I will consider it. We can talk more about it when the time comes, ok?" Zero at least wanted some time to think about Kaname's request.

He hadn't even been properly proposed to yet, much less thought about what he would wear on the day. He needed time to think things out and prepare.

"You had better get out of the bath too. Hanabusa and Ichiru should have finished by now and I really need to talk to my brother." Zero added.

"Ok. But I really want to see you wear a dress, ok?" Kaname stressed his point as he got out of the bath.

Zero handed him a towel, smiling, before heading downstairs to find his brother.