Ok, here is Berrynose's next pathetic round of rambling. I wonder cats can get sugar highs...
Dear Diary,
I am in the medicine cat den again. There was an… incident yesterday. I don't want to talk about, but lets just say it
evolved an ostrich, a trapeze artist, some dark forest cats, and 1,248 flying mice. Needless to say thousands were injured,
with a few casualties. BUT I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE! IT WAS PROVOKED! Due to the sudden stress in my life, I have
rehired Mothwing as my therapist. Here is a written transcript of the following conversation that took place between us:
Mothwing: So Berrynose, I'm going to ask you a few questions that might unravel the mysteries of your life.
Berrynose: Ok…
Mothwing: Ok, here we go. Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?
Berrynose: No…
Mothwing: Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Berrynose: What? That doesn't even-
Mothwing: Do you ever feel, feel so paper-thin
Berrynose: Wha-?
Mothwing: Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?
Berrynose: I'M NOT A HOUSE OF CARDS! STOP-
Mothwing: Do you ever feel, already buried deep?
Berrynose: You're gonna be buried deep if you don't-
Mothwing: 6 feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Berrynose: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
Mothwing: Did you know that there's, still a chance for you
Berrynose: WHAT DO YOU MEAN A CHANCE FOR YOU?
Mothwing: Cause there's a spark in you.
Berrynose: ARE YOU CALLING ME A SPARKLY VAMPIRE? I'M NOT EDWARD CULLEN!
(End of transcript)
I refuse to let Mothwing listen to Katy Perry again. I only hired her in the first place cause she has such cute little business cards! They have a little cheeseburgers next to her name!Alright i have to concentrate on relaxing, so i can get better and be even awesomer than i am now!
Apparently cats CAN get sugar highs! Berrynose just proved that! And he has also apparently read the Twilight series. Since i'm feeling INCREDIBLY generous, all my reviewers recieve imaginary pizza's!