Hey y'all!
Before we begin, I would just like to clear up some doubts.
1) No, helium does NOT count as a candy. But if you wish, I can have Yachiru steal some canisters of helium to put in her goodie bag.
2) I am not sure if you can go high on helium. But I am very certain that helium gives you a Mickey Mouse voice.
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"NOW where are we going?"
"To Uki-kun's place! Uki-kun ALWAYS gives candy!"
Kenpachi muttered something inaudible under his breath.
"The things I do for you, Yachiru..."
It was indeed true that Kenpachi had done a lot for Yachiru that night. To fulfill her wishes of demanding candy from everyone for some stupid human tradition dubbed 'Halloween', he had been humiliated many times over, was probably in trouble for allowing Yachiru to crash the sou-taichou's living quarters, had been frozen, and then now his hair was singed. Not to mention that he had a painful leg cramp.
Hopefully the 13th division was going to be easy.
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"WHERE IS UKI-KUN????"
Yachiru shrieked and pointed at Sentarou and Kiyone.
'Kusajishi-san...he's...resting."
"In his room."
"He's sleeping by the koi pond, idiot woman."
"He is DEFINITELY in his room, you bearded idiot!"
"I am NOT an idiot, you-"
"I don't care WHERE he is! I wanna see him NOW!" Yachiru cut in.
"He must not be disturbed, Kusajishi-san! Ukitake-taichou needs his rest!"
Yachiru was not used to being denied.
She shrieked.
She stomped.
And then she started wrecking havoc.
She ran to the garden next to the koi pond and started 'weeding' it. Unfortunately, she couldn't really tell which plants were weeds and which ones weren't, so she ended up uprooting the entire garden.
"What are you LOOKING for?"
"Uki-kun's candy bush! He must have one! How else do you explain his never-ending candy supply? If he won't come out to give me candy, I'll take it MYSELF!"
While Kiyone and Sentarou stared at her with plant bits raining down on them (Yachiru had decided that the plant bits looked like confetti, and therefore must be treated like confetti), she stormed over to the koi pond, having confirmed that there was indeed no candy bush to be found in the garden.
She plunged her hands in...and grabbed a koi.
"If Uki-kun doesn't turn up NOW, I will strangle this koi!"
Ukitake didn't show up.
The koi got strangled, and its corpse was thrown onto the (bare) garden floor.
Yachiru then decided that strangling all the fish in the koi pond was not going to bring Ukitake out, so she abandoned the pond.
Stalking over to Kiyone and Sentarou, she demanded once again:
"WHERE IS UKI-KUN?"
"He...he's in his room, but..."
Kiyone never got a chance to finish. How could she? Yachiru knocked them both unconscious with the dead fish and a rock from the garden the moment she heard the phrase 'in his room'.
She burst through the door, leaving a Yachiru-shaped hole in the wall. (She didn't bother to open it in her fury)
Kenpachi sighed and smacked his forehead in exasperation. Another big mess, more matters to resolve tomorrow.
Eventually, Yachiru found Ukitake's room.
She yanked the door open.
"ALLLLLL RIGHT, UKI-KUN! WHERE'S THE CANDY?"
A VERY sleepy Ukitake stared at her, having just recently been roused by the ruckus in the garden.
"Kusajishi-san? What are you doing her at this time of the night?"
"CANDY, Uki-kun! Gimme candy!!!"
Ukitake rubbed his eyes.
"Candy? Oh, all right."
He groggily got up, reached underneath his desk and pulled out a huge cardboard box.
"Hitsugaya-taichou made it clear he didn't want it, so you can have it."
Yachiru's eyes lit up.
"YAYYYY! Thanks Uki-kun! BYEEEEE!"
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In the ruined garden, Yachiru opened the box with Kenpachi's help (It was bigger than her. Kenpachi reached through the window and took it out for her.)
Yachiru gazed at the huge mound of candy inside.
She was already drooling.
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Yay! Yet another chapter done!
As always, read and review!
-espeon16