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This Plunny is Harry has enough and tells the Wizarding World to go fuck themselves on a chainsaw. from 917brat
The power of a chainsaw
Thanks to BladeMaxwell-GoddessofDeath for beta'ing!
"Thank you Severus," Poppy said with a yawn as she headed to her personal quarters, "for Harry's medicine and when he needs the next dosages are all written down on the bedside table."
"Don't worry about Potter," Severus said as he gently pushed Poppy towards her quarters, not noticing that he knocked the paper with Harry's med info onto the floor underneath the bed, "Tomorrow Potter is allowed out of here with his potions so he'll be fine, go and get some sleep, it's tea time so when you wake up just call for a House Elf for some food."
"Very well Severus," Poppy said with a tired smile, "I'll see you in a few hours then."
With that Poppy went into her quarters and Severus turned around to face the amused 17 year old Harry Potter.
"Becoming soft in your old age Snape?" Harry asked as he sat on his bed, "You better be careful or the children will stop being scared of the Greasy Bat of the dungeon."
"Shut it Potter," Severus said though his words held no real bite to them, the war had changed a lot of people in different ways, "When was the last time Poppy gave you your potions?"
Harry just shrugged, "I don't know, she just spelled them into me while I was asleep."
"Fine," Severus said as he pulled out of his robes one of what he knew to be a potion that Harry takes, "Seems that Poppy misplaced her notes on you as she's so tried so have that potion, I know you have it this time of day with the amount of times I had to baby sit you, and I'll look for Poppy's notes."
The next few minutes were quiet as Severus looked for the paperwork on Harry's instructions while Harry drank the potion.
"What's this?" Severus said out loud to himself as he found some paper under the bedside table and read it which caused his eyes to go wide, "Shit, Potter don't-"
But it was too late as Severus heard a cry of 'yay, go chainsaw' from what seemed to be a now hyper Harry.
Quickly getting to his feet and being careful not to bang his head, Severus turned to face Harry's bed only to find that he wasn't there.
"Damn it, where the hell could he be?" Severus swore when his question was answered by screams coming from the Great Hall, "How the hell did he get to the Great Hall so fast?"
Making sure that Poppy was asleep so she couldn't rub in the fact that he had made a mistake, Severus made his way to the Great Hall.
"Now Harry, put that chainsaw down," McGonagall's voice came through the corridors in a commanding tone though the next part was spoken in a more panicked way, "No Harry I don't think having a chainsaw which is on fire will help you any."
With that Severus stopped walking and ran full speed into the Great Hall.
As he entered the Great Hall Severus felt his jaw hit the ground.
Harry was standing in the middle of the Great Hall with a chainsaw in his hands which was on fire while grinning madly.
"Now Harry, why don't you put away your chainsaw and we can talk about this somewhere else?" McGonagall said as she tried to calm down the crazed teen.
Harry paused in his actions of waving around the flaming chainsaw and looked at them all, "Oh shut up, you and the rest of the Wizarding World can go and fuck themselves on this chainsaw."
Severus let out a groan, "From now on I'm checking with another source before giving anyone another potion."
The End of This Request!