YEA ANOTHER CHAPTER DONE! I'm pleased to say that this is ALMOST entirely Atobe and Tezuka for all of you TezukaxAtobe fans out there. Though I've yet to get to that big idea I've been given thanks to someone! I just haven't worked it in yet, but I will....oooooh how I will XD It will be EPICALLY AMAZING...when I finally get it in there. Either way it doesn't matter right now. So do read and enjoy!
"Now Tezuka, I personally would put you in something similar to a burgundy, but that's just me." Atobe said leading the other boy about the store close to that of child pulling a rag doll through the dirt.
"As long as it isn't anything outrageous Atobe."
"Of course not, Something strapless."
"What?"
"Need I repeat myself? I suppose I must since you obviously weren't listening to my magnificent voice. I think you would look nice in something strapless," Atobe stated picking up a dress. "You have nice shoulders Tezuka and Ore-sama would like for you to show them off." He frowned at the design of it and replaced the dress back on to the rack it had come from.
"Sleeves are a practical thing."
"Not on dresses they aren't, unless they are professionally tailored to the wearer." Atobe corrected.
"You certainly do know a lot."
"It's my mother's fault, she goes on her rants of clothing and dresses and I'm forced to listen to them." He sighed looking over at Tezuka, "It really is torturous."
"TEZUKA! ATOBE!" The whispered voice startled Atobe causing him to latch forcefully onto Tezuka's arm cutting off the circulation too it.
"Atobe, get off."
"Sorry Tezuka, the touchy feely rule must be broken until Ore-sama feels he is out of danger…PROTECT ME!"
'FUCK NO!' Tezuka would have shrieked had he not been feeling the throbbing pain in his arm because of Atobe's firm grip. Looking down he noticed his fingers turning an odd and sickening color of bluish red.
"Atobe, seriously my hand-"
"TEZUKA!" the voice came again, oddly it reminded Tezuka of Sanada only high pitched and…squeaky it was rather amusing at some point or another.
"Sanada?"
"Down here!"
Tezuka and Atobe looked down seeing a mass of yellow and chiffon coming out from underneath one of the racks, and something else resembling a type of shoe, possibly a pump of some form? They didn't know. Tezuka bent down and moved some of the dresses out of the way revealing a very pissed looking Sanada that was clad in a very pretty well fitted dress.
"Don't. Say. Anything." He glared as Atobe stifled a small laugh.
"I know it's pointless to ask, but why are you hiding Sanada?" Tezuka asked sending a sideways glare at Atobe for his rudeness.
"Your right it is stupid bu-"
"Sanada-kun?" Yagyuu's voice came from over the racks upon racks of dresses. "Sanada-kun, please come out, Marui-kun didn't mean what he said honestly. I wouldn't lie to you!"
"Yea right, and Yukimura is as pure as the tap water in Mexico, Sanada don't believe him!" Niou yelled out. "Marui made me look like a god damn S'more over here so if you look like Lemon Meringue pie then hey all the better I guess." Niou called out again.
"You do look like pie Sanada, I bet Yukimura could just eat you up right now." Atobe snickered.
"Shut it Prissy boy," Sanada spat back quietly. Atobe let out a gasp before springing up.
"SANADA, Ore-sama is hurt and distraught because of your CRUEL words towards him!" Atobe practically yelled for all to hear. Tezuka looked up at him as did Sanada, only his look was one of death and gore towards the Hyotei Captain.
"Oh, Sanada-kun," Yagyuu gave a small polite smile as he bent down next to Tezuka. "Thank you for finding him Tezuka-san, Atobe-san. Come now Sanada-kun, we aren't done with you just yet." He held out a hand. Sanada gazed at the offering long and hard before turning to Tezuka.
"I hate both of you and I will exact my revenge and pull you down with me."
"Good luck with that Sanada, bye bye!" Atobe smiled as Sanada was dragged away to his doom…er…room, changing room.
"That was unnecessary, Atobe."
"A lot of things in life are unnecessary Tezuka, but it's whatever either way we go because life is predetermined for us." Atobe shrugged.
"Whatever."
"See now you're getting it."
"WAH FUJIKO YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!" Eiji shrieked as the boy walked out in his white dress. Fuji, surprisingly but not very at the same time, was rather good at this whole "I'm going to be a cross dresser" thing. The white from the dress was brighter than his own creamy skin and the blush colored rose that hung around the waist with a matching lace cord accentuated it all quite nicely, even the dreaded things known as 'sleeves' looked nice, well if you could call them sleeves they were more like shoulder wrappings.
"You think so Eiji?" Fuji asked doing a small pirouette.
"Yes of course, I wish I could look that pretty!"
"Oh well you can try Eiji, I mean it isn't impossible, well almost not."
"Yea…wait what?"
"NOTHING!" Fuji sang as he returned to his room. "You silly little…bastard." He added under his voice.
"Oishi," Eiji whined.
"What is it?"
"Help me…please?"
"No."
"WHY?""Because, I am but a lowly Emcee what do I know, it doesn't matter what I think since its ok for me to be left alone to die outside at the hands of children's play things!" Oishi flailed his arms about in his rant, "Is that ok with you Mr. Contestant?"
"Ugh… Calm down Oishi, we would have come back for you-"
"WHEN?"
"Soon?"
"WRONG YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE!" Oishi's eyes began to tear up as he sniffled a little, "You never cared about me or my feelings, how can we be the 'unbeatable GOLDEN PAIR' if we can't even look out for each other while shopping for dresses…you don't even love me, you love Tezuka!"
"What heard my name?" Tezuka's head popped out from the top of one of the nearby racks, his glasses slightly askew. Why where Tezuka's glasses askew? Doesn't matter, they just were.
"Nothing." Eiji nervously laughed.
"Oh. GAH!" Tezuka was pulled down quickly back into the material abyss by some unseen force.
"Atobe, I'm against premarital sex."
"Well damn, we'll have to fix that."
"Hahaha jokes on you I have hepatitis!"
"NGUAAHAA!" Atobe freaked falling backwards as he became tangled in the dresses.
"Whew saved my virginity for another time." Tezuka smirked to himself.
Alright first things first,
1) Oh yea I'm going to figure out a way to associate everyone in Rikkai with a food. So far we have
a) Niou, who is a S'more
b) Sanada who is Lemon Meringue Pie
2) YES OISHI IS A FREAKIN WHINER! have you seen him in the nationals arc of the anime? OMG he crys so much during Tezuka and Sanada's match its like insane! Seriously I disliked him before, but after that AFTER I HAD TO LOOK AT HIM FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES and not the amazingness of Tezuka and Sanada, I was pissed I tell you...PISSED!
3) Atobe TOTALLY makes that noise when he freaks out./
4) no Tezuka does not have hepatitis...
I really do like this chapter so much interaction between two that I never really write about TOGETHER I write about them seperately...but yea...oh well. I don't really feel like I got the funny in this chapter, like it may seem like it but it's not like I'm sitting here grinning while writing it, you know what I mean? Bleh probably not but its whatever.
reviews are always appreciated so thanks to all those who do!
Animeo