Lost Soul
By: DMEX
Parental Discretion Strongly Advised!
Ch. 10
I'm Not Gonna Panic!
-Somewhere in the Ocean Sky-
(Trunks and Goten are flying around, what seems to be aimlessly)
Goten: Trunks? Where are we?
Trunks: How the hell should I know. You wanted ta start chasing that Harpie.
Goten: She was very pretty though…
Trunks: They're infested with Cooties, Goten! NOBODY WANTS COOTIES!
Goten: Infested?
Trunks: Yep, that's what I said.
Goten: Do Mom's have Cooties?
(Trunks stops to a screeching halt and furiously glares at Goten)
Trunks (as Chris Jericho, angry): GOTEN, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!
Goten (awkwardly scratches his head, sweat drops): But aren't Mom's girls?
Trunks (sweat drops): I think… they are… Maybe?
Trunks (thinking): You are so gonna pay for this later, Goten.
-The Graveyard Cave-
(Bandit Keith and his gang are walking on a path. Keith has the flashlight smirking about but Bonz seems to be cringing)
Bonz: Uh, Boss, what are doing here again?
Bandit Keith: Deadly Nightshade Bonz! Remember?!
Sid: Fer da Dead Girl Walkin?
Zygor: And Sid don't even mean a female Undertaker.
Bandit Keith: That's retarded!
Bonz: What did you say the name of this cave was again?
Bandit Keith: The Graveyard Cave.
Bonz: G-GRAVEYARD?!
Sid: Come on Bonz, it won't kill ya.
Zygor: Basides, we got kicked out of that occult shop across town. Where else are ya gonna find Deadly Nightshade without Bandit Keith or Slade's advice?
Bonz: Halloween Town? Remember, I know how to get there!
Bandit Keith: Well that's news ta me. You holdin' out on us, Bonz?
Bonz: Listen, I know where it's at, but I'll have ta go in, by myself.
Bandit Keith: So why can't we go in?
Bonz: Because they would trust me more than they would you guys. I look dead to them.
Sid: Yeh, nobody in there right mind would turn down a guy with a skull face.
Zygor, Sid and Keith laughs
Bonz (angry): STOP LAUGHING AT ME YOU PIG FUCKERS! IT'S A HORRIBLE SKIN CONDITION!
Bandit Keith: Don't be a weenie Bonz. We're just fuckin' with ya.
Sid: So ya know why they named dis place Da Graveyard Cave?
Zygor: Probably cause dey got a graveyard inside. Like at Duelist Kingdom.
Bandit Keith: Nope! Apparently, this is the final resting place of The Lost Souls and The Crows.
Bonz: I think I've heard about that at Dr. Finkelstien's Lab.
(They come across 2 separate paths)
Bandit Keith: Bonz, you and I are taking the right path, and Sid and Zygor are taking the left path.
Both go on the paths they were assigned
-Somewhere down The Right Path-
Bonz: How much further is this patch of Deadly Nightshade?
Bandit Keith: Not much further.
Bonz: This feels like those infinite stairs on Super Mario 64.
Bandit Keith: Now that ya mention, it; how many stars did you get so far?
Bonz: 9.
Bandit Keith: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SUCK BONZ! I GOT 85 STARS IN 4 HOURS!
Bonz: 99. Read em and weep.
Bandit Keith (pulls out his wallet): Shit, I can't believe I lost a bet.
(strange music is heard)
Bonz: Ya hear that?
Bandit Keith: Metalica? Who the fuck plays Metalica?
Bonz: I'm scared, Boss.
Bandit Keith: Man, are you a busta?
Bonz (angry): AM NOT! I'M GANGSTA!
(Bonz trips on his shoelace. He sees a skull glaring at him. He screams as he holds it and throws it. Keith catches it)
Bandit Keith: Bonz, ya really are a busta! Your face is creepier than this and Cody Rhodes' combined.
Keith walks off
Bonz: Boss! WAIT FOR ME-
Disembodied Voice: ohnoyoudon't.
Bonz: Oh, no! Just as I feared. I'm hearing voices in my head and the walls are oozing out pink slime and-
Disembodied Voice: thewallsarealwaysoozingpinks lime.
(Bonz glares at it)
Bonz: Oh, so it is…
Bonz: Where are you anyway? Is that you Sally? Are you using that voice machine that Dr. Finkelstein made?
Disembodied Voice: me?ohno,i'mnotsally.
Bonz: Okay, then if you aren't Sally, who are you?
Disembodied Voice: whydon'tyoucomecloserandfindoutyour self?
Bonz: That's a little hard to do. I can't even see where I'm going.
Disembodied Voice: wellthatsoundslikeapersonalp roblem.
Bonz: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Disembodied Voice: justlikeitsounds. i'llgiveyouahint:lightatorchup.
Bonz: Can I have a light of some kind?
Disembodied Voice: youmeanyounevernoticedthetor chesonthecavewalls?
Bonz: Oh! There's a lit torch.
Takes it off the wall
Disembodied Voice: nowlookbehindyouandyou'llknowwhoiam.
Bonz does it. He sees an individual with pitch-black hair down and everything else about this person is pitch black. It seems to be holding a sitar.
Bonz: Are you the one who's been scaring me? At least it was a friendly face.
(the figure turns around. It's Iima with an evil smile ala The Joker and her eyes are rolled into the back of her head)
Iima (demonic voice, like Eric Draven): {PLEASURE TO MAKE YOU DIE!}
Bonz screams bloody murder
(meanwhile further up the cave)
Bandit Keith: What the hell? Dammit, Bonz; I told you to quit lagging behind!
Disembodied Voice (demonic voice): you'vebeenbadkeithhoward! averybadboy!
Bandit Keith: WHO'S THERE! COME OUT YOU COWARD!
NEXT:
The Reality is Death!