Title: Che Sa Ra, Sa Ra

10. Christianity: The religion derived from Jesus Christ based on the bible as sacred scripture, and professed by Christians.


"That can't be right." Yagami Raito pointed out matter of fact-ly to the panda-eyed man next to him. "People cannot seriously be that in love with Kira." Raito crossed his arms in front of his chest as the news flashed about another Kira rally in full swing. Sounds of Kira supporters verbally confirming their beliefs escalated from the television as Raito's lips twisted in disgust.

L's eyebrows raised themselves up in response as he quietly analyzed (of course) the boy sitting next to him. Brown eyes narrowed in genuine anger as Raito's lips thinned even further as a Kira supporter on the TV screen was shown emphatically declaring his love for his "God."

The boy was seriously pissed off.

'This is interesting...' L thought absently while munching on a piece of strawberry Pocky (Mm... pocky). "Raito-kun is truly amazed that people are publicly proclaiming that they are Pro-Kira?" L asked in genuine curiosity.

"Of course!" Raito cried in righteous indignation. "This so called 'God' is slaughtering thousands of people, and these idiots are cheering for him as if he's the freaking second coming of Christ!" Raito huffed loudly as he clenched his fists within his crossed arms.

L smiled inwardly as the play on words were not lost on him (as always). "Raito-kun is not religious himself?"

Raito rolled his cinnamon eyes as the screams of Kira supporters continued to play loudly in the background of the room. "Of course not, Ryuuzaki. It's a completely ridiculous premise. There is no 'God' - and if there is one, he's certainly not looking after his people the way he should be."

The links of the chain between the two genius's lightly clanked together as the detective brought his cuffed hand's thumb to his mouth and nibbled on the digit gently. Raito shifted uncomfortably as L continued to scrutinize him with his piercing gaze.

"Up 10 percent, Raito-kun." L blurted out almost randomly. Raito stared at the detective with wide eyes as L grabbed the TV remote beside them and changed the channel.

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"But... why?!" Raito finally cried out as L continued to munch on Pocky and watch the television in front of them (seemingly). The three greatest detectives in the world sighed absently as L turned at Raito with a bored look on his face.

"Only a person with a jaded view of the world would be inclined to think that way, yes Raito-kun?" Raito hesitatingly nodded his affirmative as L continued on without actually waiting for a response. "And I have classified that as one of Kira's many characteristics, considering he feels that only by ridding the world of "evil" and placing himself on a pedestal will a balance be achieved. Therefore, Raito-kun, up 10 percent."

The added 'bitch' in Ryuuzaki's head was not necessary to interject in the comment. Raito heard it loud and clear.

As the boy took all of this in, he turned back to the television screen and blankly stared ahead of him. After a moment of silence, Raito spoke once again. "Only you could make a Kira-rant sound like a Kira-trait, Ryuuzaki."

"I know, Raito-kun." L smiled back at the sullen boy. Raito pouted for a moment before grudgingly accepting the defeat placed in front of him.

"Manipulative bastard."


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