This one took a while to type up. Hope you like; it's a little OOC but that has a reason so no complaining!!!!!!!
I OWN ZIPPO!!!!! NOTA THAT I MENTION IN HERE!!!
OH, AND THIS CHAPTER IS RATED T. CAUSE THEY KISS AND JUNK.
~ The next day ~
Hikaru arrived at Haruhi's doorstep at exactly 11:55. He had stayed up all night thinking about whether he should get her something, what he would wear, what she was going to be wearing, etc. Now he was going to find out. He knocked nervously on the door, and she immediately answered, like she had been standing by the door just waiting for him to knock.
"Hi Hikaru! Come in." He was stunned. Haruhi was wearing a moderately tight light blue dress that went to just above her knees (and what looked like a bra with a lot of padding). It looked like she had on a wig, one that when almost to her shoulders, and had a light blue headband with a huge blue flower on the side of it. And on top of that, she was wearing the shoes he had given her. His shoes! He was speechless. "Hikaru, stop drooling. Dad wanted me to wear this. Sorry if you don't like it. Um, do you like it?" Sure enough, he really was drooling. He soon recovered.
"Oh, yeah it's cute. You make me look like a slob." And she did. He was wearing a black button down shirt, an orange scarf, and blue jeans. No, he didn't look bad; she just looked a whole lot better…
"Not really. You look cute. Come in, Hikaru, the airs on." So they went inside. It looked like Haruhi had really gone all-out for this. A new table cloth that looked like lace (but was really just a pattern on a normal table cloth) covered the table. There was a little vase with a single rose in it. Sadly, it was half wilted. But it still was a pretty red and smelt nice. It reminded him (sort of) of one of the fancy French restaurants his family sometimes went to. But then, all of his thoughts flew away. There, sitting on the table, was a brand new bottle of maple syrup. It even still had the freshness seal on it! God did love him after all!!
"OH MY GOD IS THAT NEW MAPLE SYRUP?!?!" Haruhi giggled.
"Yes, it is. I thought you would like it. I hope you like Italian. I've never made it before so don't kill me if it stinks."
"Oh my god I'm sooo happy!!! I love Italian and maple syrup…did you know?"
"Of course. Why else would I have set out the new bottle of maple syrup for the world to so? Sorry if I sound like Kyouya here, but there isn't any merit in that, is there?"
"If you aren't careful Kyouya's going to start calling you 'mini me.' Can you read mines too?"
"What do you think?"
"I'm going with no. Oh, I left something in the car for you! Let me go get it." He walked out and went to the car. Meanwhile, Haruhi panicked. Was it going well? Was he bored? What horrible R-rated thoughts were going through his head? He got back, but with nothing in his hands.
"What did you get?"
"I'll show you after you feed me. I'm starving! When's lunch, honey?" Oh god, she though, he's already acting like we're married.
"Ten minutes tops. I'm making spaghetti and garlic bread with Parmesan cheese sauce. Sound good?"
"YES. Feed me, Haruhiiiiii" He sat down at the table and waited, staring at her. Was he being to pushy? Meh, probably, but she was used to it, and as far as he could see it must have been one of the things she liked him for.
"Okay, I'm finished. I think I burnt the bread a little bit. But it isn't too bad, if you like it charred." She sat two huge plates of spaghetti and garlic bread on the table. Hikaru immediately grabbed the maple syrup and poured it all over his spaghetti. "Eww Hikaru, why on the spaghetti? I didn't think you'd do that."
"Well why not? Try it! Are you too scared?" Haruhi Fujioka? Scared? Never. So, she grabbed the bottle and poured the rest (at this point there was only about 1/8 of it left) all over her spaghetti and took a bite.
"Oh. My. God. This is awesome!" Hikaru smiled.
"I thought so. So…Haruhi?"
"Hm? What?"
"Oh, wait a minute." He ran outside. Haruhi sat there and sighed. She was getting worried that he would never ask her, or that he had decided to stay friends. And, surprisingly, she really didn't want that. He came back it with something behind his back.
"Okay Haruhi, are you ready for this? Cause I'm about to make you very happy!"
"Hm is that so?"
"Haruhi, would you go out with me? And like in a boyfriend-girlfriend way, not like outside. Just sayin." He pulled out a huge bouquet of flowers.
"Wow these are beautiful…but I said not to spend anything."
"I didn't spend a penny on them. I arranged them myself even!"
"Then were did you get the flowers?"
"Uh…"
~Meanwhile, at a random old ladies house~
"So ma'am, let me get this straight, a boy stole all the flowers from your flower bed?"
"Yes!!"
"May I have a description?"
"He was tall for his age, which was about 16 or 17; about 5' 9", had dark ash hair, and had on an orange scarf, sir!" ~
"Uh…that isn't important, but I promise you I certainly didn't buy them."
"Okay. I trust you. Hm…do I want to go out with you…? Well I don't think I should…dad will kill me…it's a lot like Romeo and Juliet, you know. But…Ah, what the heck! Sure I will Hikaru!!" Yes!!
"Finally, I thought the readers were going to kill me!" Haruhi sweat dropped.
"Hikaru, what readers? We are people. People don't read people!"
"Oh fine ye of little faith. Is your dad home?"
"No…" He smiled a devil smile. Oh no, this can't be good.
"Okay, I won't do anything. But…maybe we should kiss."
"I guess so. I mean we've done it bef-" She was cut off by Hikaru's lips, which were so smooth she was almost certain he had worn chap stick to bed. A good hydrator, no? It was sweet, but spicy. She defiantly wasn't bored, but pulled away when she felt his tongue making its way into her mouth.
"No. Just no. That's gross."
"But Haruhiiiiii!"
"It's to gross!" She sighed. "How much do you want it?"
"A lot."
"Fine. But I'm not cooperating." She lied. As soon as his mouth touched hers, she changed her mind and was all for it. Soon, as it was getting steamy, Hikaru poked her bra. She pulled away and slapped him.
"What the heck Hikaru!"
"Too much padding. Major turn off." He said as he pushed her away and went to sit on the couch. She followed and sat on his lap.
"But-but I was having fun! If you don't like it I can put a different one on! I have a sports bra in my room."
And he had done it. He had officially turned a good girl bad. He had also done something equally remarkable. He had made Haruhi Fujioka, the girl of no sin, want. Want him.
"No. It's fine. I'm a little bored anyway…"
"Well what you want to do then?"
"Want to watch a movie?" Haruhi sweat dropped. Apparently this wasn't quite what she had had in mind.
"Okay. I have Beauty and the Beast."
"No, I brought one." He pulled out a copy of a Shakespeare classic, a play of Romeo and Juliet. "It isn't like we actually have to watch it." Haruhi jumped up and put in the movie, then returned to her comfortable spot on Hikaru's lap. Hikaru lay down, pulling Haruhi to a spot beside him. "Haruhi," he whispered, "can I tell you a secret?"
"Hmm?"
"I love you. A lot."
"I love you too. A lot."
"When will your father be home?"
"Tomorrow. Why? And for the obvious thing, no. I will not do that. I don't want pregnant."
"I wouldn't do that to you. You would look hideous fat. But I'd still love you. But I wanted to spend the night. Can I?"
"As long as you left by noon. That's when dad always comes home. I'll sleep on the couch. We usually just sleep in the same bed cause it makes him feel more womanly or whatever, so there's only one bed."
"Could we share? I mean, really. We are going out and stuff so…it isn't that weird and if you want I can sleep on top of the covers."
"Are you really asking me this Hikaru?! Fine. But don't try anything!"
"I promise."
Okay, so the rest of this will probably be about them sharing their awkward moments as a new couple. Or....if you want she could get pregnant. There are plenty of those, though. So I guess tell me what you think. I think it would be a little better if that was in a...................................sequel.
I think this one would be best as their akward moments.
And then the sequel. Because, see, Hikaru has turned her bad. Not to bad, but bad none the less. She is the same old Haru-chan, just hopelessly in love. XD. With Hikaru. Gosh, I love saying that.
REVIEW LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!
Oh, and one more thing: I need awkward moments for them. I can think of some, put I'm hoping for 5 and all I can think of is like 2...so please help.
