I don't own hetalia or Portal 2. Oh! There are a bit of Portal 2 spoilers, so, if you don't want to know what happens in a sense, then you might not want to read. But you should. It's not a major spoiler. :D

Alfred suddenly flew into the kitchen. "HEY! How come no one told me Halloween was so clooooose?" I rolled my eyes. "Shush. Or you'll get maimed by a lead pipe. Anyway, you didn't know? You should really get a calendar. Oh! And, you better get your own laptop. I'm tired of you having to use mine." He sighed. "Fine, but do I haaaave to?" he whined. I nodded. "Yep. Besides, you can look and download anything you want without me leaving you in a room with a very irritated Winter." He froze for a second

"Yeah, allright." He picked up a poptart and stuck it in the toaster. "Waaaaiiiit a minute. Did you say lead pipe?" I raised an eyebrow. "Uh…yeah. Why?" He muttered something I couldn't hear. "Where is he?" I sighed. "Why would I tell you when you'd go into a bloody epic battle and destroy my house?" "Becaaaaauuuuuse, Lost! He's eeeeevil!" I heard the basement door open. "That better not be Alfred hear, da?" I sighed. I knew one possible way to get them away from each other. I dug fifty dollars out of my backpack and handed it to Al.

"Go to the GameStop a block from the art store. Get anything you can afford and have the system for. Better yet," I handed him another fifty. "Get Portal 2. One for each of us." I smiled brightly, took the money, and rushed out the door. I rolled my eyes, waiting. He soon came back in. "HOLY CRAP IT'S COLD OUT THERE! NOT TO MENTION SNOWING!" Ivan giggled and my eyes widened. I rushed over to the window, and sure enough, it was snowing. "Eirdaerysti!" While Al was getting ready, I started to think of something for Ivan to do.

I sighed and pulled up a manual off of the small shelf I had created for them. I looked for the company phone number. I grabbed a phone. Brrrrrrrt…brrrrrt…brrrrrrrrt…brrrrrrrt…"Hello?"

"Hi, I'm calling for an ID for my Ivan unit."

"Okay, what's your name?"

"Lostariel."

"…..Thanks. It will arrive with your next unit."

"Speaking of which, do you know who that will be?"

"Afraid not. They're picked at random."

"Oh. Thanks. Bye."

I hung up and groaned. "What is wrong, Lost?" I put the phone on the charger and turned back to my cookie dough. "Oh, you'll have to wait for the next unit to be able to get more vodka. At least the aidor's gone."

"…Aidor?"

I nodded. "I speak elvish, and aidor means idiot. It's the nickname I gave him. Don't tell him, 'cause he's fine with it right now." He shrugged and went back into the basement. As soon as I was done, I went upstairs and pet Winter. "Hey Hrive, it's snowing outside. Wanna go out?" She purred, and I assumed that meant yes. "Go to the basement door when you want to come back in. Ivan'll let you." I poked my head into the basement. "Hey, Ivan? If you see a bobcat at the glass door, let her in. She's my pet. Please don't try to harm her."

"Try?" He answered. "Yeeeaaaah. She's a fierce one to those who try to or hurt her or me. She tackled Al. Please?" "Da. I will." I smiled. "Thanks!~"

It was the day before Halloween, and Al and I had become obsessed with Portal 2. Hey, it's an awesome game! I loved Wheatley, and he really liked Chell, being the hero and all. He hated Wheatley, and ranted to me why I shouldn't like him. After that I usually gave him the death /shut up or Winter will get you glare. I had gotten up from Portal 2 to ask Arthur to make tea. I knocked on his door. "Yes? Come in."

I opened the door to find him looking through a book he certainly hadn't come with or gotten from here. "Hey Arthur. Can you make some tea, I'm in the mood for some." He nodded. "Sure. Do you think you can be the subject for a new spell I'd like to try out, please?" I raised an eyebrow. "What does it do?" "No clue. All I can tell is that the effects last for about a week." I sighed. "Fine, fine. Just hope it's something that won't get in the way of my Halloween costume." He nodded. "I'm pretty sure it won't. Now, can you stand there for me?"

He motioned to the middle of the floor. "You might have to close your eyes, not sure." I shrugged and closed my eyes. He said some random words I couldn't understand before light flashed a couple times and I fell to the ground with a slightly metallic thunk. "Can I open my eye-wooooaaaaah." I sounded…autotuned. "Well. That was unexpected. Might as well open your…eye?" "MY EYE?" I did so, and his bed was now giant. He picked me up.

"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO ME YOU MEDOR TOLORESI SHIA JHASTAE AERAES?" He sighed. "I've no idea what you just said, but," He walked out into the hallway and into the bathroom. "Here." I screamed what would've been an amusing scream if I were actually human. Arthur had turned me into a core. Like the cores from Portal 2! Except my eye was an interesting shade of brown. Not ugly or gross brown, just, brown. "Whoa, Iggy! What was that?" He shouted, running into the bathroom. "Woooooaaaaaah…Where. Did. You. Get. That. 'Cause. I. Want. One." I blinked. "YOU IDIOT IT'S ME!"

He jumped. "How'd you get it to do that? I'm pretty sure that's not in the game." I started jumping by moving my handle things. "YOU STUPID, STUPID IDIOT! IT'S MEEEEEE! LOST!" I settled down and sat on the counter. His eyes widened and he picked me up. "That's soooooooooo coooool!" Arthur sighed. "Put me down! I refuse to be carried by you!" He shrugged and started poking me. I swung back and forth until I was able to hit his jaw. "Ooooow! What was that for?"

"Put me down!" He sighed dramatically and put me on the counter. "I'll need someone to carry me around, so…" Alfred grinned. "ME! ME! ME!" "How about, no, no, no? Not you or Arthur." I said, glaring at Arthur.

He smiled sheepishly. "Sorry…" I rolled my eye. Which was kind of fun. "Ivan would crush me, Feli would drop me, so, that leaves Mattie." Alfred pouted. "Awwww…" I sighed. "You can take me into the art shop on Wednesday." "Yay!" I sighed. "Now, if you two will leave, I need to find Matthew." Al left, and Arthur blinked. "How will you do that without arms or legs?" "…carry me?" Arthur sighed and picked me up.

We had explained what had happened to Matthew, Feli, and Ivan, and asked if Matt would carry me around. Being him, he agreed. He put me down in front on the couch in front of the television. "So…What do you want to watch?" "Not sure. I don't really care." Matthew shrugged and turned it to hockey. I watched happily, occasionally cheering with Matt, as it was one of the sports I rather enjoyed playing. Not that I could play it now mind you.

After the game was over, it turned to a random sport. He carried me upstairs to watch Al play Portal 2 on his new laptop. "You did get this laptop with your money, didn't you?" He clicked on the icon for Portal 2. "Hahaha! Sure did!" I sighed. "Good." "What's it like being a core?" I blinked. "Less exciting than you probably think. I can't move around on my own except for blinking and moving my handle-things." I said, jumping a little. "Mm. I wish I was a core."

"Could always ask Arthur."

"Really?"

"No. He'd refuse. Even if he agreed, your brother wouldn't care you since he's too busy with me, Ivan would crush you, Feli would drop you, and Arthur would just glare at you."

"…"

"Sorry, I guess I have a little GLaDOS in me now."

He laughed a little and began the game. I watched, happily. "Oh! Oh! Oh! There's an easter egg there! Get that turret behind the gate with the laser!" I shouted, jumping. "Oo!~ Really?" I rolled my eye. "Heck, yeah! DO IT ALREADY!" He quickly got the diversion cube thing and pointed it at the turret. "It burns. Ow!" I giggled and the turret exploded. Those things were so cute. He crouched and went over. Under a grate, there were four turrets sitting in a wall and in the opposite side, a rocket launcher turret.

I smiled and listened to the turret choir. Al found it awesome and explored around. There was some Rattmann graffiti, some cans, paper, and a few cardboard boxes. He sat there and listened to the turrets until they stopped. "Awww. That was cool!" He said before continuing with the game.

I had sat at the table with all the others, not eating anything since I had no mouth. Matthew carried me upstairs and I saw that tonight was a full moon, making tomorrow, Halloween, an almost full moon. Sweet. He put me back in Al's room to watch more Portal 2. Hey, it's awesome! I watched him play past my part in the game, not trying to remember how to do it since I like figuring things out for myself. I sighed.

Soon enough, it was almost midnight when he stopped playing. He leaned back in his chair. "This game is sooooo epic!" I would have nodded, so I did the closest thing. "Hey Al, wanna go see the full moon?" He shrugged. "Sure." He picked me up and we went to look out a window. We looked at it in a surprising silence. Suddenly, under the moon, I saw a flash of blue and a smaller flash of yellow. There was a random click. I looked around. Oh. That was me.

"OUT TO THE FRONT YARD NOW JONES!" I involuntarily shouted at him. He gave me a confused look, shrugged, picked me up, and ran out the door and stood in the front yard. "Now! Put me down on the porch. You stay in the yard. Wait for him." Alfred did so.

"Him?"

"….Wheatley!"

"Wheatley?"

"Yep! Just be readyyyy!"

He shrugged and stared at the sky. Soon enough, we could see a flaming meteorite thing heading straight for Al. I smiled the core smile*. Alfred nearly ran, but, "CATCH HIM! CATCH HIM! CATCH HIIIIIIIIIIIIM!" I closed my eye and a rather odd noise was heard. Kind of like a thunk, but also like something along the lines of PFFFFFFTHSLKDBNSFJL. And also a less noticeable crack. I opened my eye to see Al drop the meteor and start running around the yard. "MYARMMYARMMYARM I THINK IT'S BROKEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!"

I snickered and then burst into laughter. I mean, I felt bad for him, but, seriously. Running around the yard flailing said broken arm is not the best thing. Arthur stormed out. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL JUST HAPPENED AND WHY ARE YOU MAKING SO MUCH NOISE?" He shouted. I calmed down enough to speak. "A-Al caught Wheatley and broke his arm!" Arthur blinked. And then started laughing. I started again, and Al just kept screaming and flailing his broken arm around. We finally calmed down. "Hey Arthur, do you think you could take him to the hospital? I don't think it's far."

He sighed. "All right." He walked out and as close to Al as he could get. "CALM DOWN YOU GIT, STOP FLAILING YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE! NOW LETS GO TO THE BLOODY HOSPITAL!" Al stopped screaming and they started walking. I watched them walk off. "…Ow. That hurt. Now…is anyone going to help me?" I gasped. Wheatley! I had completely forgotten about him! "Coming!" I moved my handles enough to jump off of the porch and into the grass. The momentum let me roll on the grass. I eventually bumped into Wheatley.

"Ow….Hello! I'm Lostariel!" He managed to turn himself to face me. "Nice to meet you! I'm Wheatley! Now…what exactly are you? I mean, I know you're a core, but, what kind?" I blinked. I never really thought about it. "Um…I don't really know. I'm actually a human, but one of my friends turned me into a core." "…Okay…" I sighed. Oh, crap. How were we going to get back inside? Arthur and Alfred were at the hospital, and the others were asleep. Well. This is just fantastic.

It was finally Halloween! Wheatley and I had just sat there in the grass talking until the two got back, and we had all gone to bed. But with me and Wheatley on the couch. I wondered why I couldn't have stayed in my room? It is my room after all. Everyone sat down to breakfast and Matthew placed Wheatley and I on the table where I usually sat. I knew the ending of Portal 2, so I knew exactly what happened.

"Hey, what happened to Space Core? Why didn't he crash land?"

"I've no idea. He probably got pulled in by the moon."

"At least you don't have to deal with him anymore."

"Oooh yes."

Knock-knock-knock-knock. I sighed. "Matthew?" He nodded and brought me with him to the door. "Hey Harold." He blinked. "Erm…What?" I sighed. "Don't ask. It's me, Lost. As you can see, I'm not able to sign this." He nodded. "I'll just say you were having…technical difficulties." He wheeled in the crate and left. Matthew held the manual. "Oh, great. It's Gilbert." Matthew blinked, and half-smiled. I sighed. "To the kitchen, please." "Okay." He took me to the kitchen where everyone was. "Hey, you might not want to be around. Can everyone take their breakfast to their rooms."

They all sighed, shrugged, and went off. "Now, can you take me back to the manual?" He nodded and did so. I looked at the activation ways. I sighed. "Since it's the only thing I can do, drop me on the piano and run. Please." He sighed. "…Fine." He walked over to my piano, dropped me, and ran up to his room. "ADEGGGGCCCCABCAGFEFEFEFEEEE!" Shouted the piano. Not that it actually could. I rolled around for about two seconds before falling off and rolling to a stop in the middle of the floor.

Gilbert burst out of the box. "Mein gott, that was horrible!" He shouted. He looked around. "Hello? The awesome me wants to know where the un-awesome person who un-awesomely played the piano is." I rolled back and forth a little. "I'm over here, medor." He walked over and picked me up. "Ci! Ais byr medor, ais Eirdaerysti!" I blinked. How the heck did he know elvish? "Anyway, who are you un-awesome piano player?" "Ci! I am quite good at playing the piano, I just can't right now 'cause I have no arms! … I'm Lostariel or Lost." He smirked. "Wan-" I gave a death glare. "No. My pet is a bobcat who will maim you if you try."

"…Geez Verloren, no need to be un-awesomely rude." I rolled my eye. "Your room is the attic." He tossed me on the couch and headed up the stairs with his stuff. I noticed something on the side-table. It was Ivan's ID. I sighed. No way I was going to be able to give it to him. I fell off of the couch. "Ow. Hey Al? Come down here!" I soon heard his thudding footsteps coming down the stairs. He found me and put me back on the couch. "Yeah?" he said, grinning. "Do you think you can build me a rail thing like Wheatley has? I know you have a broken arm, but…"

He ran into a separate room and brought back a large pile of random stuff. "Sure!" He laughed and got to work. "…I'm not even going to ask where you got all that."

It was noon. Everyone was working on their Halloween costumes. I didn't know why since they were all too old for it. Alfred had built me a rail in a surprisingly almost scary amount of time. It went into every room of the house, too. I explained to Wheatley that it would be his in five days. There was also a robotic arm I could use to pick stuff up. Feli, Arthur, and Matthew were working in the dining room that I had converted into a various craft room, and the others were working in their rooms.

I made a yawning noise since I actually couldn't and went to see how everyone was doing.

Everyone had finished their costumes and were about to leave. "Is everyone ready? Because I'm about to start." Arthur said over the chatter. I went over to him. "Start what? What're you gonna do?" He didn't reply. I sighed and went to watch from a couple yards away. Everyone had agreed. Arthur muttered something and a neon rainbow cloud of smoke came out of nowhere. "HOLY LLAMA WAFFLES!**" I shouted. Where on earth did I get that?

When the weird smoke disappeared, they all looked about nine years old. "WHAT THE HEEEECK?" Arthur sighed. "They came up with the idea…" I looked at everyone. I had to admit, they were all pretty cute. I refrained from squeeing. "Well, I guess that works. Don't stay out to late. And Al!"

"Yeah?"

"You can stay out as late as you want because half of the candy you get is mine."

"Whaaaat? Whyyyyy?"

"Because someone just had to turn me into a core."

"Hey! It's not that bad y'know." Shouted Wheatley from the kitchen table.

Alfred sighed. "Fine, fine." I zoomed to the living room and picked up a camera. I came back, and found everyone talking or shouting and whatnot. "HEY LOOK I'M A LLAMAAAAAAAAAAA!" I shouted, my voice being very autotuned. They all turned their heads and I took a picture. "HEEY!" I flew up the stairs. "HAVE FUN TRICK-OR-TREATING! HAHAHAHAAAA!"

I hope you all enjoyed this extra long chapter for halloween! Though most of it's not actually centered around halloween. ^w^;

Based off of my friends shouting at me at school *cough*KrisSutcliff*cough*, here be prussian awesomeness. HE KNOWS ELVISH BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT AND HE'S AWESOME! :D

First Translations, then what these little things are; *.

Eirdaerysti - Awesome

MEDOR TOLORESI SHIA JHASTAE AERAES - stupid miniature blue llama eater. I have no idea where I got that. XD

Ci! Ais byr medor, ais Eirdaerysti! - Hey! I'm not stupid, I'm awesome!

Ci - Hey

Germaaaan!

Mein gott - everyone should know this. If you don't, then it means my god.

Verloren - Lost. And now Prussia's nickname for her.

Okay! * time!

* A core smile is when...when...you know what? Google 'space core download' (don't ask me why) and look at the first image. That is a smiling core.

** I seriously have no clue where that came from. Oh, wait. It comes from the randomness of my mind. XD

Oh! By the way, that easter egg that Lost shouted at Al about is actually real. You can look it up on youtube or try it yourself if you have the game. I forgot what level it is, though.

I hope you liiiiiked iiiiiit! w

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