Big Brother 3x15 WC: 855

The Glee kids were all sitting around at a mini-meeting for Senior Ditch Day.

Puck spoke up from his seat in front of everyone else.

"We all know why we're here. I've waited 5 years for this. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go!"

Kurt replied in excitement, "Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt!"

Santana spoke up. "That sounds like torture."

Puck sighed and shook his head at his boyfriend.

"I want actual ideas, Kurt."

Kurt pouted and looked at Puck through his big blue eyes.

"A scavenger hunt is a great idea!"

Puck shook his head and looked away and turned toward Mike before he gave in to Kurt's pleading expression.

Mike shouted, "Footloose movie marathon. Footloose, Footloose 2011!"

Kurt scowled at Mike, "If he said 'no' to my idea, then he's definitely not saying 'yes' to yours."

Puck shrugged and nodded his head in agreement.

"Kurt has a point."

"What about a non-alcoholic pub crawl?"

Puck shook his head because he had the lamest friends. Yeah, he totally loved them, but they really needed to come up with better ideas. "It's Senior Ditch Day, not senior citizens ditch day."

Brittany interrupted with a comment so uniquely Brittany. "It's springtime, I'd like to see something give birth."

They all laughed at Brittany before Quinn and Artie rolled in. Puck chose to ignore her comment about Beth. After Rachel stopped crying about feeling guilty, Quinn suggested Six Flags.

"Lady Fabray has spoken; Senior Ditch Day 2012 will be held at Six Flags!"

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Puck was staring at the roller coaster in front of him while everyone else fastened themselves into the seats.

He looked to the left and saw how high it really went and looked to Kurt, who was holding his hand, and said, "Nope, I changed my mind. I'm not doing it."

Kurt frowned and looked at his boyfriend.

"What are you talking about, Noah? This was your idea. Let's go."

Kurt pulled on Puck's hand and made to get in his seat, but Puck wouldn't budge. When Kurt looked back at Puck, he was holding on to the gate. Kurt rolled his eyes.

"I changed my mind! We can do the scavenger hunt! I won't make fun of the pickle dude, I promise!"

"Honestly, Noah, I'm okay that you didn't pick my idea. Rachel and I would have been the only ones playing that game, anyway." Kurt sighed before muttering, "I would have won too…"

"But, that's okay, Noah, this is fun too!"

"No, no it's not! I'm not getting in that deathtrap, Kurt! You can't make me!"

The people in the line behind them were getting very impatient. The bearded man at the gate stated in a gruff voice, "Come on, man, you're holding up the line!"

Puck let go of the metal bar to turn back at the man, and yell, "Do not push me, dude! I'm too young and too pretty to die!"

Kurt took the opportunity to tickle Puck until he started laughing and then pulled him toward the roller coaster.

"HAHAHA! Kurt, that's cheating! This isn't—HAHA—fair!"

Kurt pushed Puck into the seat before grabbing hold of Noah's arms, and pulling them down.

"It will be fine!"

Puck looked at Kurt with big, scared eyes. "Kurt, we're going to die! I don't want to die before I move to L.A. and start my pool cleaning empire!"

Kurt rolled his eyes as the safety rails went down and locked them in. He let go of Puck's arms to cross his own across his chest and say, "Noah, we have discussed this! You are not moving to L.A. to clean pools!"

Puck stopped looking over the side of their boxcar, which was slowly making its ascent, to frown at Kurt. "Why not? I don't want to move to New York! The only thing there for me is you, and when you get there, you'll realize you're too good for me and leave me for some bookish nerd, anyway."

Kurt frowned at Puck. "Is that what you think? We don't have to go to New York. New York is my dream, but that doesn't mean I wasn't smart enough to apply to schools in other cities, like…L.A."

"But, you don't want to go to L.A," Puck said with a pout.

"I applied to schools in Chicago as well."

"Chicago? What's that like, halfway between New York and L.A?"

Kurt smiled at Puck and tried not to laugh. "Yes, Noah, Chicago is…exactly…halfway between L.A. and New York."

"Chicago sounds cool, but isn't cold there? Global warming's not going to help my pool cleaning business over there."

Kurt rolled his eyes again. "Noah, you are NOT—"

At that moment, Puck realized they'd reached the top. "Ohhh my God, we're gonna diiiii—Mmph!"

Before Puck could continue screaming about his impending death, Kurt grabbed the front of Puck's shirt and pulled him forward for a deep kiss, swallowing his scream on the way down.

When he pulled away, Puck looked around before grinning at Kurt, "That was awesome!"

Kurt rolled his eyes and pulled Puck forward again, and Puck let him.

Author's Note: I think this breaks the rules of a 'drabble,' but oh well...