Sup bro. It's your sister, Ohio. Now I know we haven't talked in a while (mainly because your accent annoys me), but I need you to tell Michigan something for me cause he won't answer my calls. You tell that loser that not only did he get his butt kicked by me (Ohio, a girl) but I'm also finishing the season undefeted, so stick that in your juice box and suck it!
Also, Texas, please stop saying that you make alot of corn. I know you do but I do as well; and all I have is corn, deer, and the most bipolar weather ever. Please don't steal my thunder.
Lots of love,
Alerica Armstrong Jones.
Hey, Ohio! Now, now...mah accent ain't that bad, is it? Aheheheh~ No, it ain't. Ah sound pretty nice, if Ah do say so myself! Well, uh, Michigan...If you're reading this, then yeah. Just lose with dignity. N' congratulations, Ohio! Aww, come on now. Ah should be able ta do what Ah want...Oh, speaking of that, I also have horrible weather. "If ya don't like the weather in Texas, just wait five minutes, it'll change." So yeah, have fun with them deer.
Sincerely,
Your step-brother