Disclaimer: I own no one except for my OC, Mona Lisa. I would appreciate it if you didn't sue me. :)
At some point in writing this, I got confused with some things...So, I've decided it's been a few more weeks than before, and now it's heading into Over the Limit or No Way Out, I haven't decided yet. xD But here is chapter 10! :D
Phil won't let Chalene and I watch Raw until he's done telling me his "tips" about commentating (he's actually just talking about what he did, with a few actual tips here and there).
Finally, Chalene says, "Mona gets it! Can we just watch Raw now?"
"Fine…" He says, shrugging.
Chalene goes to her DVR and gets to Raw, and we start watching it. Of course, Phil and I just talk about how great we are during our matches, like any other wrestler would do.
At one point, the pizza came, and I decided to go get it. Actually, I paid for it then stood at the door and ate my pepperoni pizza. About five minutes later, Phil shows up and makes me bring them the pizza.
Finally, we finish watching Raw and eating our pizza.
"Lisa and I need to go to the arena." Phil says, standing up. "Do you want to come with us and hang out backstage? Or do you want to go later?"
She shrugs. "I'll go later. You guys go ahead."
"Alright." He says.
We go to his car and we get to the arena. Phil has a WWE Championship match against Kane tonight, which is why he's even on Smackdown.
We get to the arena, and I head to my locker room first so I can get dressed.
Mona's Outfit: cgi/set?id=50838842
The Diva's match is before his, so I go out first. They don't really introduce me, they just play my music.
I sit down next to Booker T and put my headset on.
"Joining us, Mona Lisa!" Michael Cole says. I don't really like him, but he hasn't done anything to make me hit him.
"Hey, guys!" I say, smiling.
"The following is a Triple Threat Diva's match! Making her way to the ring, from Buffalo, New York, the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix!"
Beth comes out, then Layla comes out.
"And their opponent, Shayne Montour!"
"We're smiling but we're close to tears,
Even after all these years.
We just now got the feeling that we're meeting for the first time."
"Who do you think is going to win, Mona?" Cole asks me.
"I honestly don't know." I say. "They're all great in the ring, so any of them could win."
"I'm thinking my girl Shayne is going to win." Booker says.
"When did she become your girl?" Cole asks.
"Hey, I thought I was your girl." I say, laughing.
"Well, you're both in my fave five." He says.
"Yeah, sure." I say.
"You did win the Diva's Championship from Beth Phoenix." Josh Matthews says, directing us back to the match. "How would you feel facing her again?"
"I'd love to face any of them." I say. "But I guess it'd be okay to face Beth again. We had a pretty good match at the Royal Rumble and Elimination Chamber, and I'm not just saying that because I won both of those matches, either."
"Layla just made her return and you've already faced her at Extreme Rules." Josh says. "Would you mind facing her again?"
"Layla is amazing." I say, smiling. "I was not expecting her to return at Extreme Rules. I'd love to face her."
"What about Shayne?" Booker asks and I laugh.
"I actually haven't wrestled Shayne before." I say. "But I think we'd have a great match. I'd love to face her."
We continue watching the match. Since it's a Triple Threat match, I'm hoping it'll be longer than one or two minutes.
Soon, I'm on the edge of my seat; Beth and Layla are going at it in the ring, while Shayne is recovering outside the ring. Beth goes for the pin.
"1…2-"
Shayne manages to grab Beth's leg and pull her out of the ring.
"So…" Cole says.
I look at him, confused. "So what?"
It's obvious he didn't have anything to say, so Booker asks, "What do you think about the other Divas?"
I wasn't expecting that question. "Well, I think about to rant."
"Go ahead." Booker says. "I think this may be a long match."
"Well, personally, I only like a few of them." I say. "Natalya, Tamina, Layla, even Shayne. I'll even admit I kinda like Beth. I always have amazing matches with her. Then I really don't like the rest of them, like Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox. A lot of us Divas work our asses off for a two minute match, and the only ones who get any TV time are Eve and AJ."
"Pipebomb!" Josh randomly says, which makes me laugh.
"AJ!" Cole says, finding something to talk about. "What do you think of her?"
"Oh, she's something…Crazy, psychotic." I say, shrugging.
Luckily, I don't have to talk about AJ anymore because Shayne is pinning Layla.
"1…2…3!"
"The winner of this match, and the number one contender for the Diva's Championship, Shayne Montour!"
"Well, it was fun talking to you guys." I say. "Bye!"
I take my headset off and get in the ring. Shayne is busy celebrating, but she turns around and sees me. I smile and stick my hand out, and she shakes it, which makes the crowd cheer.
We get out of the ring and make our way backstage.
"You did great!" I say, smiling. "I've never had a match with you, so it'll be fun, Shayne."
"Call me Louise." She says, smiling. "That's my real name."
"Okay, Louise." I say. "My real name is actually Mona. My real middle name is Lisa. My mom was just weird like that."
"I like your name." She says, laughing.
"Well, thanks." I say. "I kinda like it myself."
"Lisa!"
I roll my eyes and turn around. Phil is walking toward me with Mike right behind him.
"Lisa!" He whines, again.
"What?" I ask. "I'm trying to have a conversation with Louise."
"Mike won't leave me alone." He says.
I roll my eyes. "What is Mike doing?"
"He's talking to me." He says.
I look at him, confused. "What's so wrong with that?"
"I don't like Mike!" He says.
"Hey!" Mike says and I laugh. "I'm standing right here!"
"Mike can come hang out with me." Louise suggests. "I mean, if you want to. You don't have to, but you won't have to be insulted by Phil."
Mike smiles. "Yeah, sure." He looks at Phil. "At least someone appreciates my awesomeness."
I laugh as he and Louise walk away. I look at Phil. "You're so mean!"
"No, I'm not!" He protests. "I'm not gonna lie and say I like him when I don't."
"Oh, come on, you know you like him." I say. "At least a little."
"No, I don't." He says, but he's smirking, so he must like him a little.
I roll my eyes. "Whatever. At least he's with someone who does like him!"
"How do you know Louise likes him?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
"I just know." I shrug. "She offered to hang out with him, didn't she? Why would she do that if she didn't like him?"
"She felt bad for him." He says. "If I felt bad for him, I'd go with him too."
"Yeah, sure." I say. "I can just tell she likes him. I can tell things like that. Don't you have a match against the Big Red Monster to get ready for?"
He just stares at me for a few seconds before he says, "Yeah. I'll catch you later, Lisa."
"Good-bye…Punksicle!" I say, smirking. "I totally just thought of that nickname right then."
"Never call me that!" He says, walking away from me.
"I think I'm good, Punksicle." I say, laughing.
He turns around and walks toward me, smirking now. It's not good when he smirks like that.
"What are you-"
Before I can finish, he picks me up and flings me over his shoulder, so now he's carrying me.
"PUT ME DOWN!" I scream.
"I think I'm good, Lisa." He says.
"Hey, you can't use what I said against me!" I protest while hitting his back, hoping he'll put me down.
"I think I just did." He says.
I keep hitting his back. "Where are you taking me?"
"Stop hitting me and I might tell you." He says, so I stop. "I said I might, I never said I would."
"I hate you." I say, crossing my arms.
"No, you don't." He says.
Finally, he opens a door and walks in. He sets me down on a couch. It turns out we're in his locker room.
"Why'd you take me here?" I ask.
"You will wait here till after my match." He says. "Then, when I come back, I will think of a punishment for you for calling me Punksicle."
"That seems a bit harsh, don't you think?" I ask.
"Nah, I think it's a pretty good idea." He says, turning around and walking away. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and win my match against Kane."
"Unless AJ shows up." I point out.
He stops, but doesn't turn around. "She'll probably go make out with Kane, so I think I'm going to be okay."
He continues walking and leaves.
I sigh, and decide to just watch his match on the TV.
Name: Louise Jordan
Ring Name:Shayne Montour
Face/Heel?: Face
Friends: Mona Lisa, CM Punk, John Cena, Sheamus, Randy Orton, Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly
Enemies: John Laurinaitis, Eve Torres, David Otunga
Love Interest: The Miz
Personality: Nice, friendly, a little bit of a flirt, hilarious, a bit mean at times
Entrance Song: For the First Time - The Script
I finally figured out how to use those line things! xD But Louise is a really awesome person from Twitter who I gave a character in this story. :)
Shoutouts go to starsxhearts23, msgemgem, Jesse Anderson082094, CmPunkFan21, Alkaholik, and CeNationHBKPunk. Thanks for reading! :)
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