Mwahahahahaha! I'm back! Ready for Mask of Stupidity? Hehehehe...

Chapter 10: The Lava Fall Scene

Note the stuff in italic is the movie. plus, every time there is a it changes back from real adventure to movie.

FF: So, where were we?

BIONICLE: MASK OF STUPIDITY

In the time before time...

FF: STOP! Whoever wants to know the legend parody should read chapter 5.

Vakama: Then what do I have to do in here?

FF: Your job.

Vakama: But my job is to tell legends! -pouts-

FF: Oh, brother...

Speaker: In the time, before time, an evil author decided to take over an island. To do that, she decided to write a fanfic. After taking control over the inhabitants of the island, she changed the history of the place, so that everyone had read her lousy story to understand the world of Bionicle. But the Matoran wouldn't obey to her (Someone's Note: Didn't you just say she took control over them?) so she decided to rewrite their greatest success: the first ever Bionicle movie: Mask of Light.

FF: Who exactly had this idea? Anyway, the real parody of the legend is chapter five. Whatever "speaker" says.

It was a very nice day of a very nice week of a very nice month of a not-so-nice year. It had been already three months without incidents, and the lessons that Tahu was taking seemed to be doing effect. He was now a complete pacifist, even though his body still kept the marks of his fiery past, spent bossing around the other Toa and bullying poor Lewa, who was, let's say it, no more than a kid.

In the next few hours there was gonna be the Kolhii tournament. Kolhii is a game where three teams, each made of two players, that armed with sticks and shields try to send a ball inside the goal, each one of the three protected by a goalie, who redirects the ball with his shield while his partner tries to shoot a goal.

If you didn't understand anything, please add three times the number 8 to your reviews. If you understood everything, add the number 3 eight times. If you like Bionicle, don't read this further on.

FF. What did I just write? FORGET ABOUT THAT! KEEP READING! Don't forget that this was my very first fanfic, and that if I don't write this I won't be able to do my homework!

There was just one tiny problem: one of the players of the Kolhii game, Takua, was missing. No one knew where he was, and even if the had, they wouldn't have cared much, as he couldn't score anyway. The real problem was that the other member of the team, Jaller, wanted Takua to play. No one knew why, and the best guess was that he couldn't play without his best friend. The truth was, that he had a bet going with Hahli, the sexy player of Ga-Koro. The bet involved a talking cow, a flying ball, and Takua. Not much of a problem, except for Takua, who had obviously completely forgotten about the match.

So here we are, in the middle of a volcano, on a very nice day. And here, our story begins. And it doesn't begin like any normal story, our story, begins with a shout...

"TAKUA!" shouted Jaller. "Takuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"He's got more rocks in his head than a Po-Matoran..." he mumbled. Then he spotted something leaned against the wall that looked like Takua's small bag and his Kolhii stick. For those who don't know, a Kolhii stick is a cross between a hammer, a stick and a spoon. The spoon stick out from one end, the hammerhead from the other, and the stick is the part you hold. It's very useful also for hammering nails or eating ice-creams. If there is such thing as ice-cream on Mata Nui.

Anyway, being very smart, he decided to go inside the volcano. Any other person would have run away from the black opening that was the mouth of the volcano, but he was more stupid than brave, so he went inside.

After hours of going down the spiral staircase, he felt very dizzy. So he decided to rest for a second. While he rested, a blue mask appeared from behind a rock. It was Takua. And next to him was his Ussal Crab Pewku. They seemed to be exploring the cave.

But they weren't. Simply, they had lost themselves while playing a normal game of hide and seek. Then, they had seen a totem, and decided to play 'Mission Impossible'. I have no idea what the rules are, since it's my brother that plays it. It's no a computer game though. Anyway, I'm positive that it doesn't involve everything I'm writing.

Takua put a CD in his Walkman, so that the music of 'Mission Impossible' echoed through the cave. At this point, Takua jumped out of his hiding place and pulled out his bow and Robin Hood hat. He put his hat on his head and shot an arrow tied to a rope. Incredibly, the arrow hit the wall and stayed stuck there.

After checking whether the rope held, Takua started climbing over to the other side of the invisible river. No one knew what the river was made of, the only thing everyone knew was that you couldn't see it. In fact, nobody was sure it was there. But let's get back to Takua. He was in the middle of the river when he heard a shout.

"Takua!"

Startled, he jumped a foot in the air and turned around. I still don't understand how he did it. Jaller kept on talking.

"What are you doing down here alone? You're supposed to be at the Kolhii match?"

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, deadly sure!"

"Well, the Kolhii match will have to wait!" said Takua. "I, agent 00TAKUA, have to save the world!"

"Um, are you sure that's part of Mission Impossible?"

"No, I never saw the movie.(A/N nor did I)" answered Takua... sorry, agent 00TAKUA. Then, he took off all his clothes, tied a cloth around his waist, and howling at the top of his lungs like Tarzan, he jumped on the rope, ran to the other side, did thirty mid-air flips and landed on the ground.

"Very impressive," commented Jaller, clapping his hands. "Now the world is safe! Come on!"

"No!" said agent 00TAKUA. "First, I must turn off the bomb!"

"There's no bomb!"

"Yes there is!" said agent 00TAKUA, pointing to the totem. with a quick move, he was on top of the totem. He pulled off the cloth and jumped into his karate suit, then he raised his hand and with a black-belt karate move, he broke it into pieces.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he cried, holding his broken hand. "My hand! My hand! Help me, Jaller, help me!"

"Catch Takua!" said Jaller, throwing him a small tube of glue.

"I can't use this as a hand!" protested Takua.

"Use it to glue your hand back on!" said Jaller, rolling his eyes.

"Oh,"

After finding all the pieces of his hand Takua glued them back together, then, he decided to attack the totem with a less elegant way but more efficient. He grabbed the totem and threw it against the wall. It broke.

"WOW!" said Takua when he saw what was inside. "A great Kanohi mask!"

The mask was of a golden color, and it shone so brightly when Takua grabbed it that the poor Matoran was blinded by its light. Staggering around blindly, the blue masked Matoran fell into the invisible river...

The screen turned blank.

Voice: We are extremely sorry for the interruption, but FF wanted to tell the dear readers that originally the mask looked like a pig's snout ang was a bright gray in color. But it was changed because of two obvious reasons: the first is that Takanuva's mask is golden in this story, as the movie wasn't planned originally. The second reason is that our dear author had no idea how gray can be bright.

"Who cares!" shouted Takanuva, who had been laughing the whole time seeing that strange Matoran break his hand. "I want to see what happens now."

All the other Toa banged their heads on the ground.

The screen turned on again:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screeched Takua, as he had no idea whether Ta-Matoran could swim. Of course, a surfer should be always able to swim, but lava has a different density than water, besides, even if you fall in, it's not like it helps much if you can swim or not. So, obviously, Po-Matoran can't swim, as they're made of rock.

"I must've missed some part of this," muttered Tahu. "What do Po-Matoran have to do with this?"

"Hey!" protested Pohatu. "We're Bionicles too!"

"Yes, but you don't have to do anything with the context!"

"Why not? We've got all the right to be nominated in this story, even though originally we were only in the Kolhi match!"

"Yes, but not here!"

"Typical!" growled Pohatu, raising his hands. "You always want to be in the center of attention! There's no room for the others! After all, they aren't surfers like you, so why should they be worth talking about?"

"That's not what I meant!" protested Tahu weakly. "It's just that I don't understand what Po-Matoran have to do with lava surfing!"

"You see? If it isn't all about lava surfing it isn't worth talking about!"

"No! I meant that Po-Matoran don't fit with the context!"

"And the context is about lava surfing!" retorted Pohatu. "You see! Nothing fits if it isn't about lava surfing!"

Tahu sighed and decided not to interrupt for the rest of the movie.

Anyway, we just decided that Ta-Matoran can swim. But how can you swim in an invisible river? Takua was asking himself the same thing when he realized that if the river is invisible there is no river! The next second, he was plummeting towards what looked like the ground. When suddenly...

FF: if there is no river it's just because I couldn't think of what to use instead of lava. so i didn't use anything.

Readers: Hello? We wanna know how this goes on!

FF: Yeah, in a second.

But all of a sudden...

FF: You know, I really have the feeling I'm running out of ideas. Once I could've turned this in a total nonsense. Something like... dunno, I don't have anymore ideas.

Readers: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Something happened...

FF: Yeah, but... what?

Readers: Aaaaaaaaaaargh!

FF: Just kidding!

Readers: "&&ยง/$&"!

A tall, red guy wearing sunglasses and whose body was all covered in tattoos appeared from nowhere, and surfing the invisible river he reached the falling Takua, grabbed him, and hugged him tightly.

"My nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice teddy Matoran!" said the red guy. "What would I have done without you? I would've started killing people again! I would've given up my nonviolence principles! I would've become a punk again!"

"WHAAAAAAT?" screamed Tahu.

"Ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!" went everyone around him. "Quiet!"

"Toa Tahu!" said Takua in surprise. "What are you doing here?"

"Saving my nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice ..."

"Yeah, alright," said Takua. Then, he realized that something was missing for this part: his teddy bear ears! He had forgotten them at home! What would he do now? How could he play the teddy bear part without his ears? It was a desperate situation! Then, the real problem hit him...

"Um, Toa Tahu," he started. "How can we be surfing on an invisible river, if this river isn't there?"

Tahu stopped dead on his surf.

"Oh," he said. Then they both crashed to the ground.

FF: Um, sorry, but I have to get some ideas for the Kolhii match... so, um, i have to stop...

Readers: -sigh-

Sorry, really sorry for the long update time! But I wanted to finish HotP, as I realized I keep mixing up the two stories if I write them together. If you have any idea for it, tell me!

Slythergrl and starainbow: thanks for giving me permission to use your characters,as i will really need them for the madhouse. the insane asylum i'm closed in. Just kidding. (winks to slythergrl)