Here's the musical clips and the stylization of three separate critics! Yes, Air, you are in this one! I only own my OC's, and one of the jokes is from Fairly Odd Idol. Please read and review. Thank you very much! XD
Friday 7:15 A.M.
A large crowd was gathered at the stage on that glorious Friday morning. A table was set with three chairs facing the stage as the crowd whooped it up with cheers and happiness as the morning sun in LA shined through the mazes of buildings. The lights flicked on and Johnny came up to the mic onstage. He tapped it as the audience hushed.
" Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and babelinis, welcome to the End of Spring Break Rock and Roll Free For All!"
The crowd cheered loudly and several of them whooped.
" Now, we all know that today is the last Friday in Spring Break and begins the closing of the beloved week we spend relaxing in our busy lives. But, this year, these new talented acts of Rock Music and Punk Rock will give us insight as to WHY we party hard!"
The crowd cheered once more.
" Alright, now let's introduce our three judges of these acts today for the finale tomorrow! First up is a girl who is spicy and harsh, yet loves a good read," Johnny said pointing and winking. " She's from a land where everyone's peaceful and she weilds a Keyblade that is more of a fiery bird than she is! Please welcome Phoenix of the Darkneeeeeesssss!"
The group cheered as Phoenix ran up to the first chair and sat down automatically, high-fiving other people along the way.
" Our next judge," Johnny continued, " is one of the strongest Author Fighters. He's a Jedi, he's a ninja, he's also a second in comand of the team! No matter what, he still has time to teach his young protoge and still beat him daily. Welcome Airnaruto24!"
Air walked down to the second chair as the audience cheered loudly, someone even shouting, " Live it up AIR!"
" Our last judge is insane as he is a powerful shrimp!"
" WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?" a familiar voice yelled.
" My bad, dude!" Johnny said, then went on. " He's got the fire in his heart and in his jutsus. He's the youngest Fictor Brother and he fell for a opposite powered girl! Please welcome Lunatic the 121st!"
The audience shouted loudly and cheered as Lunatic ran and jumped into the chair from a backflip.
" Alright you three lucky judges! You three were also picked due to your Critic statistics," Johnny said and high fived each of them.
" Figured something had to give . . ." Phoenix said rolling her eyes.
" Now, let's leave the judging to you three!" Johnny said and ran offstage to the cheering crowd.
" Alright guys, let's do this fairly AND without discrimination . . . " Air said, then smirked saying, " I wanna be the snobby British guy!"
" I wanna be the cute perky babbly chick!" Phoenix laughed.
" And I wanna be the guy who does the outdated phrases!" Lunatic said, then whooped three times.
Things were going okay for the time being . . . note TIME BEING.
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Tanuki was onstage dressed as a witch, mike in hand. " Is this thing on?"
" Oh come on . . ." Air groaned.
" So, what's the act, Tanuk?" Pheonix asked leaning over the table.
She smiled and said floating, " I'm gonna sing a little song called, ' Somewhere Over the-"
She was then hit with a smaller shed, smashing her onstage. The audience laughed at her.
" Wow, you really brought the house down," Air said.
" Next!" Lunatic yelled.
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TLSoulDude had the mic in hand and waved a hand as the audience cheered loudly. A girl in the audience yelled, " GO FUZZBALL!"
(A/N: Five guess as to who THAT is! HA! XD)
" Bro!" Lunatic said.
" So, what will you sing?" Phoenix asked.
" Something I like personally," he said.
" Just sing a few lines and we'll determine if you stay or go," Air said.
" Good luck, bro!" Lunatic gave him the thumbs up.
Offstage, King was growling at the two of them. " Impartial my large, scaly-"
The music started and TL started singing to "Son of Man" by Phill Collins.
TL: Son of man, look to the sky!
Lift your spirit, set it free.
Someday you walk tall in pride.
Son of man, a man in tile you'll be!
The audience chanted "TL!" over and over. TL bowed and faced the thre judges, who each nodded.
" That was awesome!" Phoenix said.
" As usual, you RULE BRO!" Lunatic yelled.
" Calm down, shrimp . . ." Air said, making Lunatic steam, then he said, " You're awesome TL. You're moving on."
TL pumped his fist in the air and ran off the stage laughing.
King was the next onstage, then coughed before speaking into the mic.
" How're you all doing?" he asked.
The girls in the audience screamed with glee, and one also yelled, " Love you, Knight!"
King laughed nervously at that call, as all three judged raised a brow at him. " I have NO idea what she's talking about . . ."
" So, King, what exactly are you gonna be singing?" Phoenix asked.
" I'm gonna be singing Tom Jones," he said.
" The man with the velvet pipes? oh brother, good luck dog!" Lunatic said, but that earned him a bop on the head from Air.
" Let it rip, King," Air said.
King nodded and pointed to the sound guy offstage, who started " It's Not Unusual". The lyricless musicak bridge moved on first, and Air sighed and shook his head as King snapped to the rhythm. But everyone in that audience, even the girls and the judges, had their jaws dropping once . . . King . . . sang . . .
King: It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone.
" No . . . way . . ." Air said.
" He's better than Tom Jones!" Lunatic said shocked. " Right, Phoenix? Phoenix?"
All the girls screamed and started running to the stage.
" What the hell?" Air yelled as Banjomaru passed by the stage laughing.
" King has the Voice of Cupid," he said. " Whereas Malick has the Body of Cupid, he has the voice. He never sings in public because of it. I'm out, peace!"
King continued singing.
King: But when I see you hanging about with anyone,
It's not unusual
to see me cry.
He looked up and saw the girls running towards him.
" I'm gonna die . . ."
The girls dogpiled him as Phoenix sat down and stared admiringly. That scared Lunatic and Air a bit.
" Okay, I say yes then, just put guards up around the stage," Air noted.
" I say yes . . ." Phoenix said sweetly.
Lunatic shivered. " You think we can splash her?"
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After DM and Hikari had sung a duet and Dairo had break-danced, it was now Janera's turn. She came onstage in Edward Elric's cloak, a yellow guitar hanging from her neck.
" Okay, so any reason why you're dressed up as a FLCL and Fullmetal Alchemist cross-over lover?" Air asked a bit annoyed now.
" I am gonna play the guitar," she said, sending the audience in a stupored cheering spell.
" Awesome! What song?" Lunatic asked getting excited.
" "Through the Fire and the Flames", Janera said.
Insert loud audience cheering here.
" Give it your best shot, Pat," Air said.
" Thanks, and it's Janera, Jerki," she said back, making the audience go "OOHHHH!"
(BURN!)
" The song that is about to play has NO guitar music, but the vocals and drums are in, so please sit back and be prepared to be blown away," Janera said.
The song started, and after a moment, no one heard anything, but then Janera played her guitar, nailing each note perfectly. Drac was in the audience listening in then.
He was going nuts.
" You play it, babe!" he yelled.
Charlie was by him.
" Drac, that's just sad," he said.
Drac glared at him.
" Bet you can't handle it when Ookami goes up there . . ."
" Sign me up for that bet!" Will Wolfenhowler said coming over. He had shaggy hair due to him being a werewolf, a leaned figure with a few muscles, and he also wore red trunks. " I bet I can stand when Lotus auditions."
" Good luck, Wolfie," SM said.
" DEAL!" they said and triple fived.
Janera finished the song then, leavig the three judges stunned.
" You're in!" they said at once.
" YES!" Janera laughed.
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11:30 A.M.
After another few hours of bad acts, Ookami came up . . . dressed in a yellow lotita dress with Lotus, medium body build with a lean and thin body, purple air in a ponytail, and tanned skin with green eyes, tailing behind her in a pink lolita dress. Guys in the audience went nuts, and SM and Will were aghast.
" Oh my God . . ." Will sighed.
" Damn . . ." SM said.
" Heh he he . . . you guys were saying?" Drac laughed.
" So, what exactly will you do be doing?" Air asked.
" We'll be doing a duet of 'Candyman' by Avril Lavine, or was it Christina Agulaira?" Ookami asked.
" We're just doing the song," Lotus said.
" You go, girls!" Phoenix said.
" This I gotta see," Lunatic said, still staring at the dresses. " Do they have to be sequined?"
" Yeah, why?" Ookami asked the Fictorian.
" Because the light's burning at my eyes," he said covering his eyes.
" Just start up girls . . ." Air groaned and bonked Lunatic on the head again.
The music started up and the girls got parallel to each other. After the beginning of the song, they danced in perfect syncopation and sang the verses.
Ookami and Lotus: I met him out for dinner on a Friday night.
He really had me working up an appetite.
He had tattoos up and down his arm.
Ain't nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm.
He's one a one-stop shot, makes the pennies drop.
He's a sweet talkin'
suger-coated
Candyman!
He's a sweet talkin'
suger-coated
Candyman!
The audience cheered, but SM fainted.
" Dude!" Drac yelled.
" Oh man that is a FIRST!" Will said.
Ookami gasped. " Charlie!"
" Whoa, did NOT see that coming," Phoenix said. " but other than that, I give your act a thumb's up!"
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7:00 P.M.
After an entire day of judging, the three Critics left the table and chair behind.
" That was exausting, and what was with the blonde guy and the brunette?" Air asked.
" They've got conflicting emotions, what can ya do?" Lunatic said.
Phoenix yawned. " Well, I would have died from laughter from Nukid's comedy act."
" Ha, oh yeah, almost forgot about that, " Lunatic said.
" I almost died laughing at Dairo when he breakdanced . . . he almost fell offstage!" Air laughed.
" I cried when DM and Hikari sang together, swear to GOD they are going on!" Phoenix said.
" Romance in music . . . " Air said. " There's never been a greater pair."
" Except maybe that," Lunatic pointed out to a dragonsaur figure with a human. " So TL wasn't kidding when he said D-Dude found a girlfriend . . ."
" She's either really desperate or really not judging of men," Phoenix said. " I go with the latter."
The three walked on.
" I just hope tomorrow has no botches," Air said.
" Or surprise knives coming from the hands of someone onstage," Lunatic shivered.
" What?" the other two asked the redhead.
" Nothing!"
And so the next day would commence with the show . . .
See ya!
With apologies to EVERYBODY!