ok...so i know.. it ook my time...but school and my parents were driving me crazy!...so appenrently...i'm doing my homework right now...sooo shuuuussshhhh...don't tell anyone ;)
Gossip Girl here… your one and only source here in the Descouedres mansion…
Poppy: why couldn't she just tell us when we were in the meeting room?
Mary-Lynnette: coz Jez is bringing the Gossip Girl with her…
Maggie: isn't that a little bit dangerous?
Gillian: in what way?
Maggie: I mean… once we know who the hell has been messing up with our lives! Wouldn't we feel like killing her?
Delos: I agree with Maggie…
Hannah: Lupe and Nilsson have the responsibility to protect her…
Thierry: so there won't be any killing…
Ash: aawwww… can I kick his ass though?
Galen: u cannot hit a girl Ash..
Ash: I won't hit a girl! I would never do such a thing!
Mary-Lynnette: I will
Galen: Mare…sometimes I really wonder why aren't u Keller's best friend…? U two are soo similar!
Ash: she kicks hard! I am not kidding!
Poppy: Who cares?
James: I agree…
Poppy: don't play dumb with me James! I still remember our fight last night!
Quinn: she is here…. Everybody to the meeting room!
Everybody signed off (A/N: can't be bother writing all the names)
Hannah: is everything ready?
Lupe: yes Lady Hannah… security is ready…
Thierry: with who is she now?
Lupe: they both are with Nilsson sir…
Thierry: great job
Rashel: so?... now?...
Thierry: we need everybody here…
Quinn: everybody is here except Jez, Morgead and Nilsson…oh yeah and Maya!
Thierry: I know where Jez is… Morgead I don't really care… and where the hell is Maya…? Did She run away?
Quinn: no… Hannah just kicked her ass and sent her back to hell…. It was Thea's idea!
Thierry: huh? Thea?
Thea: I just had to do it!
Eric: it was something that u had to do sweetheart…
Poppy: fine… but where the hell is MORGEAD!
Morgead: hey everybody…
David: what happened to you in the eye?
Morgead: which one?
David: the black one…
Morgead: the guys from my old gang hit me…
Maggie: why?
Morgead: coz I told them why Jez wanted to hurt me…
Gillian: and in the other one?
Morgead: an old random lady hit me when I got close to her asking the time…
Blaise: oookkeeyyy….
Morgead: anyways
Galen: what did Jez do to you?
Morgead: nothing
Delos: weren't u in trouble coz apparently you were with another girl or something…?
Morgead: yeah… but when she saw me… all hurt already…she just laugh and kissed me…
Poppy: aawww so cute!
Morgead: if you say so…
Mare: so where have you been all these days? I thought that Jez found you like ages ago!
Morgead: hospital…
Mare: I though vampires could heal fast…
Ash: we can… my legs are a proof!
Mare: ?
Ash: you are always kicking me..
Mare: I wonder why …
Morgead: coz she hit me baaadddd…
Quinn: couldn't you just defend yourself?
Morgead: she was good! I'm not kidding… and she knew Kong fu! !... and come on! She was furious at me coz of I scared the hell out of her…! She thought I was going to steal her purse!
James: do you know who the gossip girl is?
Morgead: yes… I know…
Gillian: sooo?
Morgead: the gossip girl is…
Jez: Morgead shut up!
Morgead: JEZ!=D
Jez: hey ;)
Poppy: come on! Just tell us pleassee! I'm dying!
Jez: ok… then… PLEASE GOSSIP GIRL COME IN!
Everybody looks confuse
Mary-Lynnette: who is she?
Quinn: I've never seen her in my life…
Poppy: who are you?
Jez: ok everybody… this is our dear gossip girl… is my pleasure to introduce you to my dear cousin ….Claire…
Everybody looks even more confuse
James: hi… ok… I'm sorry Jez… but she can't be the Gossip Girl…
Jez: why not?
Ash: coz she is doesn't know us… and she is not even living here!
Jez: that's because every single one of you helped her with a Gossip! So don't play dumb with me!
Thierry: huh?
Jez: let me show you
Gossip_Girl: we all know that our dear friend John Quinn makes fun of Ash Redfern for the fact that our super hottie is always watching gossip girl the TV serie… well let me tell you Quinn… with what moral you do that? (Rashel)
we all know our super hottie Ash Redfern, we all admire his sexy body and figure, and of course we all fall for his sexy flirt… but did you know that during his childhood our superman actually suffered for acne… (Jez)
Gossip_Girl: we all know to our super hyper girl! Poppy… yes the one who is absolutely always with her super hot vamp boyfriend James… and we all know how much she loves him… but did you know that she used to dream with the hottest vampire ever… yes my dear friends… our pixie used to dream with no one else but Ash Redfern… mmm.. Poppy, what were you dreaming exactly? (Phil)
Gossip_Girl: What do you think that our dear and mysterious prince is playing at? we all know that he is always asking his sweet princesses words meanings and stuffs… so why does he always check the words again with our beautiful Blaise… oh la la… I think that our innocent prince is not really innocent…(Miles)
Gossip_Girl: talking about prince, we all know our golden prince… our gorgeous and gentle Galen, and that he could do absolutely anything to please his soulmate Keller, but oh! What was he doing alone last night with Iliana while Keller was in a mission…(Poppy/Thierry)
Gossip_Girl: we all know our good boy Eric, but did you know that he used to fancy one else but the beauty Blaise Harman? Yes my dear people, our goody goody boy used to fancy his own soulmate's cousin! (Blaise)
Gossip Girl: We all have a secret to tell… and as the Gossip Girl I must say that all the information that I inform to my readers is absolutely real… I never say a new without having proofs, so please hold yourself and believe me when I'm telling you that our Dear Super Girl Jez Redfern did have a relationship with the hot Hugh! (Claire)
Gossip Girl: sweet…sweet…sweet Mary!... our girl is always there for her dear soulmate…. But Mare… remember that before meeting our HOTTEST guy in the mansion… your loyalty belonged to someone else… (Mark)
Gossip Girl: to the ones that don't know him… Thierry Descouedres is one of the hottest and oldest vampires of times… this super vampire has always tried to protect his soulmate… but Thierry… did you ever tell Hannah about the times where you actually…well let's say… tried new stuffs? (Timmy)
Gossip Girl: everyone respects our dear fighter "the Cat", no one gets in her way, not even her own soulmate… but Rashel, how are you going to explain that your first kiss was not John Quinn…? (Daphne/Keller)
Gossip Girl: the other day people made me think about a beautiful video that I saw the other day…. One where… OMG Thea Harman is burning down her own school…. Something to say Blaise? (James/Galen)
Gossip Girl: if there is something that I really love, is be looking at the beautiful pictures that I have in my power, for example, did you guys know that the other day David just re meet his ex girlfriend? (Quinn)
Gossip Girl: it is just me or can we all feel the love in the room? Maggie and Delos… Poppy and Jamie… Mare and…. Ash…. Or maybe…Phil? (Morgead/Cliff)
Gossip girl: hello my beautiful people… I just wanted to say… the other day our man Morgead Blackthorn almost killed Hugh for the fact that he got a small and quite relations with our girl Jez… Now Morgead… shouldn't Jez ask you for the same explanations? Who is the girl that is making out with you? (Quinn)
Gossip Girl: wait a minute my dear and old friend… Weren't those the same words that you told your ex-wife Dove? Before she changed you? (Timmy)
Gossip girl: I warmed you people… especially to you Hannah Snow… now just accept the consequences… Did you know that our respectable Lord Thierry once asked Thea Herman to bring his dear Maya back? (Eric/Blaise)
Gossip Girl: and he cheated on you…! Oups! What's the conversation that he and our Kestrel were having yesterday in Kestrel's room? OMG! Looks like we have a triangle love here! (Delos)
Gossip Girl: aawww I love sweet moments! so does James! The other day when he re meet with his ex girlfriend… Michaela! (Gillian/ Ash/Maggie)
Everybody is quite at least for 20 minutes
Claire: ok… can you actually talk or you are just doing this to annoy me?
Hannah: everybody… ? we were all the Gossip Girl?
Ash: if you say it like that…yeah… now…. Crap! I don't know!
Mare: I think that….
Quinn: RASHEL JORDAN! YOU TOLD EVERYBODY THAT I WATCH GOSSIP GIRL!
Rashel: TIMMY! YOU MADE ME FIGHT WITH QUINN!
Timmy: gotta go! Suckers!
Ash: JEZEBEL REDFERN! YOU SHOWED EVERYBODY MY PICTURE!
Mare: MARK? YOU TALKED TO THE GOSSIP GIRL?
Poppy: PHIL? AND….AND… CLIFF? WTF? THIERRY I NEED TO USE THE PHONE!
James: GILLIAN? MAGGIE? AND…ASH? WAIT… OK..I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM ASH…BUT YOU GIRLS?
Thierry: ERIC? BLAISE? YOU TWO ARE SO DEATH!
Kestrel: IF I WERE YOU PRINCE….I'LL BE RUNNING FOR MY LIFE!
Delos: MAAAGGIEEE!
Maggie: MILES? I'M SO GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!
Galen: OK! PEOPLE ! CHILLAX! EVERYBODY! QUINN PUT TIMMY DOWN FROM THAT LAMP! ASH STOP TRYING TO KILL JEZ BECAUSE MORGEAD IS GOING TO KILL YOU! MARE… YOUR BROTHER IS A HUMAN SO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IF YOU KILL HIM….YOU'LL REJECT IT! KESTREL ...DELOS AND YOU ARE FAMILY! YOU CANNOT KILL YOUR OWN COUSIN!
Keller: EVERYBODY QUITE IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO…"THE PUNISHMENT!"
Everybody is suddenly quite
Claire: the punishment?
David: you don't want to know
Keller: the next one talking will have it… now…Thierry please
Thierry: what can I say?
Keller: I don't know! You are the leader not I!
Claire: I do… you are all so sad!
Maggie: huh?
Gillian: say that one more time and you'll see!
David: yeah! Go Gillian!
Keller: quite!
Jez: we are sad? Excuse me but the retard that was doing a big mess from a computer and without even living here…was you honey…not us!
Poppy: that's damn right…
Morgead: yeah dude! Man! You are a looser! Get it! YOU ARE A L-O-O-S-E-R!... ok…everybody now! Give me a L! then a O!
Keller: you look for it…
Keller wedgies Morgead…
Eric: ouch! That hurts…
James: I feel sorry for him…
Quinn: no way….
Ash: oouuccchhhhh….
Mark: you all right Morgead?
Morgead: oohhh…my….gosh….
Jez: hahahahahahhaa you can't even talk!
Claire: and I'm the sad person… yeah right…
Everybody looks at Claire
Claire: I mean…hello! I just brought some excitement to this place while you are all waiting for the apocalypses…
Mare: no one asked for your services…
Claire: yeah…but you should have you know… I mean…hello! Have you realize that you guys have nothing better to do?
James: wtf?
Claire: yeah!...and then you are soo not original! I mean…what kind of gossips where you saying?
Gillian: she did not just say that…
Claire: yeah I did! You all are soooo boring!
Maggie: sorry Jez…
Jez: I think that me and Morgead need to have some rest…. See yaa people!
They run upstairs…
Everybody is looking at Claire
Claire: wait! Jez? Where are you going?
Poppy: it looks like you are alone now…
Claire: why are you coming so near me?
Keller: we just want to talk to you
Claire: eehhh…. Jez! Your freaky friends are trying to scare me!
Rashel: you know why I hate dentists?
Claire: eehhh… no….
Rashel: coz they always lie to you…
Claire: what you mean?
Mare: they always say that it is not going to hurt you…
Kestrel: but don't worry…
Hannah: we'll be honest…
Ash: this is going to hurt you…
Quinn: and bad!
Claire: AAAHHHHHHHGGGG!
…
In the supermarket….
Rowan: so did you guys actually hurt her?
Jez: they didn't hurt her… or… at least not bad…
Rowan: but is she ok?
Thierry: we don't know… we haven't find her yet…
Rowan: O.o
Mare: don't worry Rowan… the police say that they found one of her bracelets the other day…
Jez: I hate coming here…
Thierry: is just to buy some stuffs Jez…and it's not THAT bad…
Jez: for you maybe!
Thierry: come on Jez…
Mare: why do you say that?
Jez: every time I come here Morgead…
Morgead: JEZ! PLEASE! PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE! CAN WE BUY M&M? OR …OR…OR…OR… CHEETOS! I LOVE THEM! OR… OMG! PLEASEEE! CAN WE BUY SMARTIES? OR…OR…OR…OR… I KNOW! CHOCAPIC! YUMY! PLEASSEEEE …. OR MAYBE A KINDER SURPRISE! I LOVE THEM! I HAVE A HUGE COLLECTION! PLEASSEEE JEZ DON'T BE MEAN…. PLEASSEEE!
Jez: see what I mean… Morgead you need to ask first how much does it cost!
Morgead: excuse me miss could you tell me please how much does ….aaaaaahhhhhhhhgggg
Jez: MORGEAD? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED?
Mare: wahahahahahahhahahaa
Thierry: hahahahahahahahaha
Morgead: miss I was …. Ouch!...only going to ask…. You…. Ouch! How much….ouch…does….it cost!... pleasseee stop hitting me! with ...ouch...your...ouch...purse!
the end
ahahahahhaah... Midnight Demonn you were the best guess... yeah... the gossip girl was me... but not really me... get it? ;) hahahahahah
and the winner of a million cookies is... lamia vampress! hahahahahahahhaha... I AM NOT EVIL! hahahahahah i'll do a story for you... about Cliff... hahahahhaa
Special thanks to pierulestheworld, GallagherGirlMacey, Vampireluver23, TotallyGaga, Bianca666, danielle-redfern (even if you gave up guessing XD), little-witch14, , Forever Dreaming Grace and too everybody that review the story! it was just soo amezing see how much you love it!... maybe...and i say...maybe... i'll do a second part... ;) we'll see...
you know you love me...
xoxo