Left you guessing on the last chapter, huh? Well, this is Nuka's answer.
Chapter 10: What They Do
Minutes after, Nuka witnesses all of the masters doing their kung-fu tricks and doing what they do best and he seemed very shocked and albeit very scared that this is what they do everyday and that he'll be a part in this.
Shifu then walks over to Nuka and he turns to him and asked, "Any questions?"
"I just got one. What the hell is wrong with you, man? That's all you guys do?!" Nuka shouted, in panic.
Shifu brought in his flute and whacked him on the head really hard and he sternly replied, "Yes. And I have warned you about cursing in this palace."
Nuka rubbed his head a little and he said, "It would be easier if you just told me instead of hitting my head, but you can't stop me from saying whatever I feel like saying."
"Nevertheless, you will do whatever we say and abide by our rules and standards. And clearly...as of right now, you lack discipline, respect and an utter disregard for appropriate attire." Shifu added.
Nuka looked at what he was wearing; a black and white T-shirt with a skull in the center and black shorts filled with some holes on the side and dried mud splatter on it with a belt buckle of a skull around the waist and he asked, "What's wrong with the way I dress?"
"It is not appropriate for a kung-fu master." Shifu replied.
Tigress then stares at him and she said, "I bet he doesn't even know what kung-fu is."
That didn't seem to take Nuka very well and he shouted, "I can hear you, stripe-ass. Kung-fu has something to do with fighting and kicking insane ass, right?"
Shifu was surprised that Nuka has heard of kung-fu and a little disturbed with his own description of it and he said, "Yes, it does involve fighting...but it also teaches you strength, discipline, endurance, determination, precision and excellence of self."
It could take a long time for Nuka to get the message across and he asked, "And this is what you do everyday?"
"Pretty much." Viper replied.
Shifu then went in front of Nuka and he said, "Throughout the day, my students will give you a first introduction to their skills and they're gonna use it on you."
Nuka seemed shocked to hear this and he asked, "Wait, what?"
Before Nuka could protest, Shifu snapped his fingers and Tigress became the first one to spar with Nuka as she flew in the punches aiming at him, then some aerial kicks, flips and trips, making Nuka a little bit fearful.
"Fight back!" Tigress snarled.
Nuka groans and he gets himself up and said, "I'm not hitting a girl. Besides, you could break a nail."
Tigress responds with a low growl while Nuka responds with a loud growl and he tries to punch her in the face, but Tigress grabs his fist and flips him around into the floor.
"Cheater!" Nuka screamed.
Viper is up next as she swipes Nuka by the tail and slaps him around repeatedly and sent him through the air and wrapped her body around him and held him tightly, causing Nuka to struggle a little bit and he said, "Get off me, snake!"
She lets go of him, but not receiving a swipe on Nuka's nuts, making him roar in pain and Viper comes to his face and said, "It's Viper."
"Whomever." Nuka responded, with a bit of wince in his voice.
Just then, Mantis hops in and does some pressure points on his body and it made Nuka's arm go left and beat himself up, then Mantis punches him with his pincers and knocks him down hard than ever. He was shocked to believe that a little bug could make big moves and Nuka said, "That is completely impossible! Bugs can't do that!"
Mantis got to his face and he said, "Think again."
Suddenly, Nuka had a turn with Crane by going around the tortoise shell and Nuka almost lost his balance as it begins to move and he asked, "How do you even do this?"
"Keeps you balanced when we spar." Crane explains.
Each time the tortoise shell wobbles, Nuka almost falls down and he mutters, "I hate this."
Crane swoops over to him to spar with him and Nuka does his best to hit back, but struggles to keep still as the shell keeps going. He eventually grabs him by the leg, but Nuka fell down inside the shell and growls in frustration and said, "Stupid shell."
Monkey twirls around his staff as he hits Nuka on the arms, chest and hands while holding onto his staff and Monkey tells him, "Use the stick."
"How can I use it if you keep whacking me with it?" asked Nuka, angrily.
"Just use the stick."
Nuka groans impatiently as he attempts to whack Monkey with it, but both staffs clack at each other and Nuka dodges the staff aiming at him and he hits Monkey with it and afterwards, they began clacking the staff until Monkey sneaks from behind and whacks Nuka in the butt hard. Monkey then laughs hysterically after that and told him, "Always expect the unexpected."
Nuka rubbed his sore buttock and he said, "I didn't expect you to whack my ass."
And then, Po stares at Nuka like he's ready to see what Panda style is and Nuka found it hard to believe that a fat panda can actually kick insane butt and Nuka asked, "Dude, aren't you gonna fall asleep from working too hard?"
"You know I would, but what's the fun in that? Prepare for my full bodacity and feel the thunder!" Po exclaimed.
He comes charging at Nuka and punches him in the jaw and Nuka tries to get himself up and fight back and when he grabbed Po's wrist, he flips him down the ground. Nuka pants heavily and said, "I'm still the streetfighter here!"
And then Po grabs Nuka's wrist and flips him down, punches him and shoves him down with his belly, in which it sent him hurtling towards the wall. Nuka groans in pain over this and he said, "Not fair..."
Later, it was Shifu's turn to bring him down and as Nuka charged at the grandmaster, Shifu jumped up in the air and got behind Nuka and tripped him down on the floor and sparred with him. Nuka received many blows, punches and throws from Shifu and he ended up punching him in the stomach.
Nuka groans and he said, "You're an old dude! How can you even...?"
"Years of practice." Shifu smirked.
After all of this, Nuka laid down on the ground of the courtyard for some rest after a huge amount of work the masters did on him and just then, Musaki walked over and asked, "So...how was your first experience?"
Nuka growls at Musaki and replied, "Exhausted. This is too much work for me."
"You needed it. We start training tomorrow." Musaki added.
Nuka whines like a cub after hearing that they're gonna train tomorrow and he said, "I want to drink right now."
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