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Author's note: =_=
How did Jaune whop Cardin with his own weapon?
In the emerald forest
"Now listen closely, buddy." says Jaune.
"This, is a mace," he says, raising Cardin's weapon before it's growling owner.
Cardin roars and lunges at the blond.
Jaune clubs him.
"That, is a grimace," he says as Cardin's face contorts in pain.
Clutching his head, he falls to his knees as a swipe from a black hand barely misses him.
"And this," Jaune slams the mace into the Ursa's head, sending it flying into the trees.
Jaune grins.
"-is a grimmace!"
In Beacon dorms
A blond teen grinned in his sleep as he turned in his bed.
Yeah! Who's the man? He's the man!
At this rate he'll end up saving Cardin every time they had outdoor assignments!
In another room
"Gah!"
A stocky teen shot up in his bed.
Looking at his surroundings, he groaned.
Great, another nightmare...
He scowled and settled back.
That damn Arc...
Why the hell did he have to save him even in his dreams? That no good goody two shoes...
Cardin sighed.
Maybe he should try heroics sometime too.
A helluva long time later
"Dude, get to the top of the tower!"
"Wha? Arc, what are you talki-"
"Just do it, man!"
Top of said tower
Cardin gawked at the epic battle. Why the heck was he here again?
Oh right, Arc.
The battle came to a lull, with Arc's teammate panting in exhaustion.
Cardin grinned and charged in. This was his time to shine!
An arrow zipped through the air.
"Gah!"
Cinder frowned at the imbecile who'd appeared out of nowhere. Oh well, at least her arrow got him.
"C-Cardin! Get out of here!" She heard the red haired thief shout in worry.
Cinder smirked and let another arrow fly.
"Gah!"
"You idiot! Get out of the way!" the thief shouted again.
Cinder chuckled. Maybe a few more...
"Ow! You bitch! Stop that!"
"Cardin get out of here! This isn't your fight!"
Cinder watched as the boy stumbled towards the thief, with her arrows sticking out of his armoured back.
...watching them plummet to their death would sure be nice.
She grinned. She loaded her arrow.
Zwip!
"Gah! Lady! The he-" the boy coughed blood, "-heck is your problem!"
"H-hey, get off me!" the thief complained as the boy lost balance and leaned on her.
Zwip!
"Omfg!" The boy yelped.
Zwip!
"Aiee!"
"Did... you just shoot up his butt?" the thief blinked disbelieving eyes.
Zwip!
Zwip!
Zwip!
"H-... How am I still... alive?"
"C-Could you stop shooting?" The thief let out a shaky laugh, looking at the precarious edge she'd been pushed towards by each arrow. "No offence Cardin, but I don't want my final moments to be with you."
The boy gave her a bloody smile.
"Rather be snogging the Arc, huh?"
The thief went scarlet. "What?! How did you know!" She glared at him, blushing like a champion. "Did he tell you! Wait, were you spying on us again! Do you get off on that or something!"
The boy cringed. "What? Shit, no. Wha-" he coughed blood, "I'm not into that shit."
"Suuure..." The thief gave him a skeptical frown. "As believable as you dreaming of sweet Jaune every night."
"...umm."
"..."
The thief's eyes began twitching.
"H-Hey look. It's not what you're thinking!" the boy stammered.
"Y-You... I... After all that... I-It all makes sense now..."
The boy's face became horrified as he saw from close up the gears turning in the redhead's head.
Cinder took pity on him and finally let out a volley of three arrows.
The boy and thief screamed as they tumbled over the edge.
"Kyaaa!" One of the arrows speared his behind again.
"We're falling to our death and it excites you?!"
"It went up my butt okay!"
"...you won't take Jaune away from me!"
"P-Please stop thinking!"
Cinder smirked as the screaming voices became more and more distant.
Full maiden powers any moment now.
With a skip in her step she turned around and saw a little girl wearing a hood.
Cinder tilted her head, were her eyes glowing?
The girl screamed.
"Pyrrhaaa!"
The world exploded white.
Cinder cried out as the explosion took her.
Somewhere below the tower
"I saw him first! I called dibs!"
Cardin shut his ears as Pyrrha floated the both of them to the ground.
He was gonna punch Arc when this was over...
"So that's why you were bullying him! You wanted his attention!" Pyrrha scowled at him. "That's dirty."
Cardin palmed his face and groaned.
Great, now he couldn't punch that idiot.