A/N: This chapter contains Road bashing. To Sarastro, you only thought you knew what was coming! I threw lots of ideas at my wall, then at my horseshow realized that there was a different song she should sing. The other idea was way, way too scary.I do not own D. Gray-Man.

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Silence continued as Road bounded up onto the stage. She was awfully excited about this… more so than Lenalee, and that was saying something. The machine informed her she was singing "Caramell Dansen" by Caramell.

Women are you ready to join us now?
Hands in the air, we will show you how.
Come and try,
Caramell will be your guide (be your guide)

So come and move your hips sing
Oa-ah-ah
Look at you two hips do it
La-la-la
You and me, can sing this melody

Owah-owah-ah-oh

Dance to the beat,
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing

O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh

From Sweden to Uk, we will bring our song.
Australia, USA, and you people at Hong Kong
They have heard,
This means all around the world.

O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
Now come on and move your hips singing

Oa-ah-ah
Look at you two hips do it
La-la-la
You and me, can sing this melody

So come and
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing

Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing

O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh

So come and
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing

There was an exceptional silence, everyone torn between the amazingness of her voice and the desire to hide and the dumbfoundedness of their minds. It was very hard to form an opinion on whether to clap or not with all those weird thoughts.

Tyki, probably more out of fear of being killed than anything, regained his composure and clapped for her as she flounced back down to the table and commenced to pounce on Tyki.

"That was scary, Lero…" the umbrella-thing popped out of nowhere, it apparently was hiding under the table.

"You brought Lero?" Tyki asked.

"Welll… Lero was originally supposed to be my chaperone…"

"YOU BROUGHT THE UMBRELLA AND I HAD TO COME ANYWAYS?!"

"…but then I realized I couldn't tell the Millenium Earl I was bringing it." Road finished.

There was another long pause in which Komui realized he should probably keep the show moving along.

"That was… interesting…" Komui said. "Okay, now onto number 321!"

With a slight amount of mental support coming from Lenalee, Miranda went onstage. Trying to convince herself she wouldn't destroy anything she headed up to meet her fate.

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A/N: I finally finished! I hope people liked it. Please continue to review, and thanks to those who have!