Thank you mistguardian for the idea.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Artemis Fowl characters. Or the song Teenagers by my Chemical Romance.

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Then there was a knock at the door. Mr. and Mrs. Fowl went to answer it while the rest of us just stood there in awkward silence. "So…." I had forgotten that Maddox was even there.

"Dancing pineapples!" Kristina said high fiving Juliet. Artemis just stood there looking very awkward in my opinion. "So…I have no idea what to do." I stated. Everyone was staring at me, but I could care less. Then Kristina pulled me aside and Juliet gave all of us a dare we had to do.

I wanted to puck just thinking about what I was going to do. I sighed and pulled Artemis by the tie back into the closet. He was protesting and telling me to stop it and shit like that.

Butler and Holly where about to stop me but Juliet stopped them with a wave of her hand. Kristina had to sing Teenagers and Juliet had to dance to it. I heard them start and I stifled my laughter. Kristina was great, but you should see her face when she does. It gets all red because of embarrassment.

"What are you do-" I crashed my lips against his. He went all stiff and his eyes went wide. He just stared at me. Well, for a moment. I tilted my head so I could have more advantage. He actually was a good kisser. I ran my tongue against his lower lip, seeing if I could get in.

He went tensed, so I rubbed his arms, trying to make him relax. He finally did and I asked again with my tongue. He gave in and we had a tongue fight. He actually won and hesitantly thrust his tongue in my mouth. I was seriously surprised and gasped. He went all red and I felt him swallow.

I smiled and put my arms lazily around his neck. I almost laughed as he put his hands around my waist. Well. This I just met you card was over.

Suddenly the closet was flooded with light. I gasped and looked after a moment. There in the doorway was like, EVERYONE there. And a new member named Minerva. I went a dark red and pulled my arms back to my sides.

Juliet, Holly, and Kristina were in a small group silently laughing, tears running down their faces. Traitors. "Um, well, hello." I said awkwardly. "Hello…" Minerva looked embarrassed for no reason.

Well…. Now what? I threw a glare at Kristina and she shrugged. I texted her behind my back. She got it and pretended to faint. Everyone but Minerva and Butler ran to help Kristina. I only had one choice.

I grabbed Artemis's hand and quickly moved past Minerva. She was giving me her I really hate you stare. I got it a lot at school.

I gave her a smirk and tugged Artemis to Kristina who was 'recovering'. I mouthed thank you and she gave me a dirty glare.

I felt a tap on my shoulder and I was pulled around by Minerva. "Hi, could I talk to you outside?" she asked in that super sweet tone. "Yes, sure." I spat in that same tone. Just to piss her off I kissed Artemis full on the lips and followed her outside.

When we were she revealed her I am so angry at you face. "Who do you think you are?!" She shouted. "I am Alexia Fowlest! Why?" I acted innocent. She didn't fall for it.

"Artemis is mine!" she hissed. "Artemis is not an object. The first time we kissed we were kinda forced into a closet. The second time we fell.

The third, well, I was dared to do it. We kinda got carried away." I gave her a smile. "Well, I don't care! I will win him over!" she shrieked.

"Hey, Artemis can like whoever he wants. If he chooses you, I will be pissed, but I won't interfere. It is his life, not mine." I shrugged. "Well, that's good, because he will choose me." Minerva spun on her heel.

And was faced with everyone. She colored red and Maddox, Kristina and I burst out laughing. I hadn't really seen them, but I played along.

"OMF!" Kristina gasped. "T.W.T.A!" I laughed. "Totally." Kristina turned to Maddox who was staring at Holly. "Kiss her." I heard Kristina murmured in his ear. He swallowed and….. fainted. I groaned. "Really, Kristina! He fainted. Again!"

I said and everyone watched as I pulled him inside and next to the door. I sat him up and took out a marker. Juliet crackled evilly and I handed her the marker.

She drew a uni-brow and mustache on his face. I wrote I love Holly on his for head. Kristina didn't do anything because she was taught not to. I looked around and saw everyone staring at Juliet and me.

I noticed Minerva was gone. I mentally celebrated. I made her super mad and embarrassed her in front of the Fowls.

Awesome. "So….." I started, looking down. I really wanted to know why we were here. "So, what are my friends and I doing here?" I asked. "Well, we were just going to return you to your home.

Foaly was going to have you mind wiped, but there were too many things that could trigger the memories. It also wouldn't help that Artemis is your neighbor." Holly sighed. "Well…." Kristina was thinking.

I could tell by her face. "I guess we shall go. If that is okay with my friends." I looked at my friends. I had also forgot Maddox was unconscious. "How are we going to get Maddox home?" Kristina asked.

"I will just call Miley. She can-"Kristina cut me off. "Alexia! I still don't trust your sisters. Remember what happened last time!" she shuddered. "That was Becca. I am not making that mistake again." I sighed. "And that was at least a year ago." I rolled my eyes. "No." Kristina was so stuborn. "Okay." I put up my hands.

"Then we can like, walk. That would be awesome. We would be able to see the-"Kristina once again cut me off. "Okay, we will just call your sisters. I am not going outside." Kristina smirked. I have no idea why. "Okay, Ms. Picky." I raised an eye brow. "I try." She laughed and I sighed.

Okay, I know. This chapter was, like super boring. I am like, out of ideas. Anyone, just throw some at me.