AN: And here is another one. Ron will not leave me alone until I write so she can write the dialogue. We own nothing but some sick obsessions that may involve therapy later on in life. WARING: This chapter contains suggestive content.
Charlotte was having a ball in her new body. Sure, it was big and clumsy, but what the hey, "Sam" had great hair, and the prettiest men seem to hit on him. Maybe it was true what she heard all the school girls complain about during tours and school functions at the Albee: All the good ones were gay! And now she, personally, had access to every single one of them. God bless the stars that brought her here!
But something was missing. Charlotte absentmindedly touched her neck as she walked into a jewelry store. Her jewels, cool and heavy against her neck, could never be replaced, but until she could get to her darling diamonds, she would have to settle for the over produced ones that were sold in this wreck of a town. She shuddered over how false they felt over her new body's collarbone, but she persevered, and held the gun to the salesman's head, pulled the trigger, and walked out of the store, and into the clothing store next door. Something in red would do….
Meanwhile, John, Dean, and the girls were busy researching Charlotte, and what could possibly be keeping her on this earth. Leah was sitting in some formation of Indian style on the floor, reading Charlotte's Diary, and Dean and Sindy were on the couch, trying not to obviously touch, but still somehow touch accidentally. John was on the phone with the library, trying to locate records. Suddenly, Leah jumped up, then toppled down again, because her legs were asleep, and then tried to get back up again. By the third time, everyone was laughing, until she told the group what she had found in the Diary.
"GUYS!" Leah yelled over all the laughing.
"Yes, Wonder Klutz?" Sindy retorted with a snicker.
"Not funny Captain Flirts-a-lot. I found something."
"What?" John asked ignoring the comment.
"Apparently Stella's husband gave Charlotte a diamond necklace just so she would stay with him, even if he was still with Stella."
"Sounds a lot like chick flick." Dean said as Sindy made an EW face.
"You guys need to grow up. This is serious."
"She's right. So do we have any ideas on where there at?
"Well they were so valuable they locked the files away but there is something about the Smithsonian."
"Sam would find the Smithsonian sooo exciting, actually it probably wouldn't be that bad." Dean said imagining all the cool stuff there.
"You two, quite daydreaming. We're on a hunt." John snapped.
"GASP! You said we! I thought we were just here for fun not actually hunting!" Sindy said sarcastically.
Dean looked at Sindy and really felt connected with her. She was funny along with all the other stuff they were constantly talking about. He just wished they wouldn't have to leave. Just the thought made him sad. He figured Sindy and Leah felt the same way. They were actresses so they acted a lot. Dean figured they were hiding it from everyone.
"Since when were we part of the team?" Leah broke Dean's train of thought.
"Jeez…we need my dad's computer. Any ideas on how to get it?" Sindy said.
"I have a plan." Was all Leah said. On the car ride to Sindy's she explained. John and Dean were supposed to distract Sindy's dad so that Sindy could hack it and find out where the jewels were at. They were there and Sindy took off her favorite coat and handed it to Dean.
"You can say I forgot my coat at the library when we were studying chemistry." Dean took it and waited till Sindy and Leah had started climbing their secret hidden ladder that lead to Sindy's room. Dean and John got out and walked to the door, and rang the doorbell.
"Yes?" asked a woman who had blond hair but Dean guessed it was Sindy's mom.
"I was with your daughter at the Library yesterday. She was tutoring me in Chemistry and forgot her coat." Dean said awkwardly.
"OH. Why thank you. This is Sindy's favorite coat I'm sure she'll be glad to have it back. SINDY!" her mother yelled upstairs.
"She left! You know that!" yelled Sindy's father.
"Honey come down here please!"
"Why?"
"We have company! Oh please come in…I'm sorry for being so rude."
"Thank you." mumbled John.
"So who are you might I ask?"
"I'm Dean and this is my dad, John. I go to school with Sindy." answered Dean.
All of the sudden a mini Sindy walked by but she had blond hair like her mom. She didn't seem right. The rest of the family was so nice. She seemed like she had a stick up her ass that really needed to be pulled out.
"Sara, say hi to Sindy's friends."
"Sindy has friends? I thought she just hung out with that smurf of a friend. She would pick a smurf for a friend…I hope that one day that smurf attacks her…there will, hopefully, be a lot of blood."
"SARA!" her mother screamed.
Just then Sindy's dad walked in and said, "Jesus Christ!" when he saw Dean. Dean tried something. Just to be sure…
"Hey, Mr. Estem. Did you know that in Latin Christo means Christ?" he looked at Sara's eyes, making it look like an accident and saw that her eyes were pitch black. Shit. Sindy was living with a demon.
"You take Latin…nice…" Sindy's mom said.
"Yeah I know some stuff. Not a lot though." Dean answered.
Then he saw Sindy and Leah give them the thumbs up for time to go. "Mrs. Estem, should I go put this up in Sindy's room?"
"Yeah sure go ahead up. Top of the stairs second door on the left."
Dean walked up the stairs and did his best to avoid Mr. Estem. He followed her directions and opened the door to see a room that was the color of light sapphires. The color made him think of the ghost's reflection in the napkin dispenser. He looked at the walls and saw they were covered with band posters and there was an awesome CD/Cassette tape player next to a record player.
His first thought at seeing the whole room was, Heaven is missing an angel. He heard his dad yell for him at the bottom of the stairs. He dropped the coat and ran for the stairs. He jumped over an almost trip by Sara on the stairs. He jumped in the Impala after he yelled "Later" to Mr. and Mrs. Estem.
They met at point C where they picked up Sindy and Leah. They started spilling all the info. They got from her dad's computer. Apparently to fool robbers, they said they were held in the Smithsonian, but they were actually in the museum as the fake replicas. John thought wow it's good to be an actual FBI agent. They decided to find Sam first so they started to follow a line of robberies that was in the town square.
Heads filled with new info, the group headed out to Hunt Sam. All were uncomfortable with what they might be forced to do if, or more likely, when Sam fought back. John drove into town, feeling a sense of foreboding. There was police tape surrounding a jewelry store and two department stores, along with a huge crowd of people. At the sight of the crowd, Sindy grabbed Leah's hand, and they both squeezed as they tried to stave off hyperventilation. Dean noticed and asked what was wrong.
"Hey, you ok?" Dean asked the girls but Leah knew it was more directed to Sindy than to her.
"Yeah…just a phobia." Sindy explained.
"Of what?"
"Crowds…I know crazy, but it's completely rational. If you were there." Dean gave them a look like What the Fuck.
Leah started the story. "It was Halloween. A couple years back. We thought it would be fun to go in a haunted house. We waited in line for hours. We finally got in, but our group was full of the stupid high schoolers of Fairfield."
Sindy then took over. "They just kept playing with the curtains and lights and everything. Those idiotos," apparently when Sindy got mad she started speaking Spanish, "wouldn't stop playing with it and cause a fire. The crowd ran from the fire but Leah and I were nearly trampled because we were in the back closest to the exit. The fire got worse and we couldn't get out till someone grabbed a fire extinguisher."
"Hey, it's ok. I'm sure you can get through this. Face your demons." Dean said then he thought of Sara. He decided not to tell her now. Leah felt alone. Sam would have comforted her. She wished they could find him and bring him back.
They got out of the car and headed into the giant crowd. Dean was holding Sindy's hand as they dove into the crowd. Sindy grabbed Leah's hand just before they were completely in the giant blob.
John spots a woman standing out in the crowd. She is very tall, and catches his attention, so he decides to ask her if she has seen Sam. He tried to turn on some charm, and left Dean and the girls, as he swaggered up to the lady.
"Excuse me, Miss? Have you seen this man?" John said with as much charm as he could choke out. The woman turned around. John saw Sam under a mask of heavy make-up and looked down and saw he was wearing a red mini dress. By mini, if Sam bent over you could see his ass mini.
"Oh…It's you. What do you want?" Said Charlotte.
"I want my son." John said plainly.
"Sorry…He's in the peanut gallery right now. Call back later."
Dean saw them too. He had a cold chill just looking at Sam. It was sad that he actually looked like a woman. He pointed them out to Leah and Sindy. They got the same feeling. John and Sam got in a fight. John won in a matter of seconds because Sam couldn't move in his super mini mini dress.
Dean, Sindy, and Leah ran over to them as fast as they could through the crowd. Once they got there, Dean and John held Sam down while the girls shoved salt down Sam's throat. They all saw the reflection of blue in the store windows. The reflection darted around a corner. After the spirit left Sam he toppled to the ground.
Everyone is breathing heavy from the exertion, when Sam shook himself awake. He started to sit up, when he notices that his legs are bare. Very bare. Like, no hair at all, bare. Sam turns pale as his eyes travel up from his legs, to the red mini dress that he is currently wearing, and brings his horrified eyes up to his dad and Dean. "Wha-What happened?" He asked shakily. Both men paled, and averted their eyes, while the girls laughed, got out of breath, then laughed some more.
"Nothing son, don't worry about it…" mumbled John. Dean slowly reached into his pocket and pulled out his cell phone.
"Dean…what are you doing?"
"Nothing, Sammy."
"Dean your phone doesn't have a camera on it, does it?"
He heard the phone click. The girls squealed. And John let out a chocked laugh.
"DEAN! ERASE THAT!"
"Hell no. this is amazing. You make a sexy woman." Dean said and did is best sexy face. Sindy pulled out a chunk of paper and wrote her and Leah's numbers on it.
"Text me that ASAP."
"What are you going to do with it?" Sam asked nervously.
"Well… I was actually going to make a shrine with it and the hair I stole from your brush." Leah said seriously. That stament got a laugh from Sindy and a strange look from the guys.
"Do you seriously want to know what I'm going to do with mine?" Sindy asked after she stopped laughing.
"Yes." Sam said seriously.
"I think I already know." Dean whispered and prepared for the big reveille.
"BLACKMAIL!" Sindy and Dean screamed.
RN: Hope you all enjoyed. Once again none of this is to be taken seriously. I write for the ENJOYMENT of writing. So hope you all enjoy and wait for an update.