At a factory in Phon Ru Town, Asahi and Cyril made a startling discovery, seeing a warehouse full of Mecha Sisters, in 12 different features. Asahi whispered, as she stealthfully took the pictures, with a miniature camera, "Good. Once Archer and Lana arrive, we return to base and destroy the entire factory."
Cyril asked, "What? We're not going to destroy them, now?"
Asahi said, "If we're going to defeat these sisters, we're going to think of strategy. And Kanaka wouldn't like it, since we've learned of this secret, Cyril."
He asked, "So, any idea who would co-conspire with Mann Co.?"
"I don't know."
They crept off, as Asahi said, "Good enough. We got the photos of what we needed. Come on."
They disappeared, as a Mecha Sakuya overheard footsteps. She then said, "Hmm… Dear Brother…"
She giggled, as she marched off, "Must be the wind…"
Outside, Archer and Lana were by the warehouse, as Asahi and Cyril jumped in the back. Archer asked, "So, how was it?"
They both moaned, "Awful!"
Lana stated, "Yeah. You found their hideout… right?"
Asahi said, "Trust me, if this was the basement, we'd be in the boiler room. Anyway, Kanaka needs to know about this, so…"
Lana replied, "She said to not come back, without halting the disturbances."
Asahi responded, "Maybe so, but it's best to take it down, but by the source. We'll recall ALL The Gang, and return to base."
Archer said, "So, we're done, too?"
"We need you, as well, since A-Squad is busy, and members of B & C Squad are on this mission."
"Right, and just so you know… We destroyed some Mecha Sisters, who were trying to kill us…"
"And Archer," Lana said, "Who made a wild turn on this car."
Archer barked, "Shut up! I had to serpentine some heat seeking missiles! And by god, I had to react!"
Asahi smiled, "Classic Archer."
Cyril huffed, "I know. And that's why we hated that."
Asahi thought, "Missiles?! They are heavily armed… But how?"
The car stopped, as Cyril banged his head on the seat, after a screeching halt. The car moved again, as Archer laughed, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I'm sorry. I didn't hear you, over the sound of me, slamming your face in the seat."
"Oh, shut up."
They left Phon Ru Town, as a figure was in the shadows, watching their every move.
"Fools… They know everything… just as planned… All I want… is the Power of the Gems…"
He smiled, as he whistled "In the Halls of the Mountain King", disappearing into the shadows.
Oh, no… Don't tell me…
Meanwhile, in Bradshaw Blvd, Peter and Luzer ran to a prone Mizuki, who was out cold and beaten up.
"MIZUKI!" He cried, as he ran to her.
He cradled her, as Mizuki was moaning, "Pe-. Peter? Is that you?"
"Don't worry, Babe… I'm here, again…"
He sniffled, as she was coughing, "I… I can't… feel… myself… I'm… I'm not… who I ammm…"
He whispered, "Don't speak, anymore. I'll take you back to base, and we'll explain the whole story."
Mizuki held his face and whispered, with her eyes going black, "I… love you… my… my…"
She froze, as she stopped speaking, moving, and breathing. Peter gasped, "MIZ! MIZUKI! MIZUKI!"
He shook her, as Luzer said, "She's gone… But I think her life is hanging on for dear life… I think…"
He flew around her and said, "I don't get it… Her body is still warm, but it's like she's a mannequin."
Peter growled, "I swear… Whoever did this to her… will pay… ALL of them…"
"Master?"
He started to produce tears from his eyes, as he growled, "Yotsuba…"
Earlier, before he went to Mizuki, Peter, in his Master form, was confronted by the Mysterious Thief Girl Clover, an android who resembles a girl with long light brown hair, in her green dress and hat, speaking in a Cockney accent.
"Who are you?" Master asked her.
"At last we meet, Peter Giese… I am the Mysterious Thief Girl Clover, or Clover, for short."
"Mysterious?"
"I was created to resemble the Yotsuba Mecha Sister line, but I am not one of them. I was called Clover, since I was cute and mysterious… But I do resemble the Mecha Yotsuba line, which is currently under repairs and reprogramming."
"You're a defective model, huh?"
"Tsk, tsk, Peter Giese. You see, I was one of the Mann Co.'s first line of 12 Mech Sisters, designed to protect the cities, in case disaster spreads. But lately, we have not been activated, since the beginning of the Moji Mikisa, as you calmly called it. I am the first of 3 Yotsubas created, and am NOT a defective unit. I'm what you called "helpful"."
"But why are these sisters evil, Clover?"
"Because, my dear, Peter Giese, the darkness of a being has manipulated the minds of each of my sisters. Check it! The thrashing that they gave your girlfriend, Mister Archer, and you… it was premeditated by a source of evil power… even worse off than the fabled Onigiri, Chris McLean, and the Hunie Buccaneers… combined."
"Even powerful and diabolical than those before them… like The Devil's Fileware, perhaps?"
"Check it! You catch on, Peter Giese. Will you need of my assistance? After all, I AM the Mysterious Thief Girl Clover, not a mere young rookie. I am a master, no offense…"
"Master thief is more like it," Dark Hawk roared.
Master said, "I think I can trust you. However, I don't trust evil villains, except for antiheroes. Perhaps I need a Yotsuba Robot, like you… after all, you sound like Mizuki, only with a British tone."
Clover said, "Indeed I am… In fact, there is another Mecha Yotsuba that knows of your girlfriend, your powers, and the whole plan. In fact, she ALSO has the secrets behind this so-called Devil's Fileware. Check it! I'll bring her to where you work… for a price."
Dark Hawk bellowed, "No flipping way, Robo-Carmen Sandiego!"
Master said, "AAW can enlist help. However, we cannot trust evildoers, especially the robotic kind. But she knows much about the Power Stones of Control AND the Devil's Fileware…"
Dark Hawk roared, "IT'S A TRAP!"
Master ignored him and said, "Clover!"
"NO!" Clover scolded, "It's Mysterious Thief Girl Clover! Get it right!"
Master said, "I don't even care if you are Layla or Michelle McCool! I think maybe we can work out a deal. But make a move on the AAW Base, and I promise you, you will have a scrap pile bin with your name on it. I can made idle threats, but not in this form, when I become a Guardian of the Gem. I have my trust in you, Clover… I mean, Mysterious Thief Girl Clover."
Clover giggled, "Good work, my dear Master Peter Giese… I shall see you back at AAW HQ, for more details."
She zipped off, as she concluded, "Check it! See you then…"
Master nodded, as he thought, "Whoever she was, possibly one of those Yotsuba Mecha models, I think I have a hunch that I believe her."
Peter carried Mizuki in his shoulders, as he was upset. He said, "Damn those robot bitches! Kanaka is going to be sore at me, seeing that Mizuki is near-dead. I don't think she is, since her body is still warm. But why?"
He snarled, as Luzer followed him, "When Mizuki is all better, I'm going to make sure that those Mech Sisters get a one-way ticket to Trash City! No one hurts my girlfriend! NO ONE!"
Luzer sobbed, "Oh, I have a bad feeling about this…"
With that, they left Bradshaw Blvd. Luzer felt uneasy, concerning that it could be a trap.
XXXXX
Back in South City, Farra and Heather failed to find Hinako and Kaho. Steven growled, as he said, "This is bad. Steven Cooke feels like we let the bad guys escape."
Heather asked, "Any idea who or what they are?"
"Hell if I know. But Steven Cooke will take care of it. Once we do, grab them by the legs and land the Cesaro Swing on them!"
Farra huffed, "No. NO! If you want to destroy them, try rocking them to sleep, and plant the Skull Crushing Finale on the older one! Leave the little one to bed, as she wouldn't see the bloodshed."
Heather snapped, "You got it all wrong! Signature first, finisher last! Plant those two with the Doomsday Device, and follow it with the Superman Punch!"
"I like it. Only one problem – Where the fuck are they?"
Kaho barked, "Right here, Brother!"
She and Hinako appeared in a huge robot teddy bear. It was brown, with a bowtie on, as Kaho and Hinako were piloting it. Hinako cheered and said, "YAY! Mecha Mr. Teddy Bear!"
Steven cried out, "WHAT the WHAAAAAAA?"
Heather gasped, "Ursine Gundams!?"
Farra trembled, "Oh, shit…"
Kaho barked, "Trick move, Brother, but you cannot escape the power of Mecha Kaho and Mecha Hina-Chan! Now activating…"
Hinako cheered, "Mr. Teddy Bear 5000! Remember, kids, always take feed and clean your stuffed animals, before you play with them."
The bear winked, as Steven barked, "You're lame, kids! Steven Cooke will stop you!"
The girls asked, "Uh, how?"
Steven growled, "How, you said. And I had a plan, too…"
Farra said, "Come at us, you robotic Yogi Bear!"
Kaho called out, "Beginning attack formation!"
Heather then asked, as Farra prepared to fight, "Wait… Mecha Kaho?"
Farra shouted, "Who cares? I want to fight!"
She burst onto flames, as she called out, "FLAME ON!"
She was in a fiery aura, as she said, "Okay, Mr. Bear, time to knock the stuffing out of you!"
Kaho cringed, "NO! Our teddy bear is made of chrome and titanium!"
Hinako cheered, "No worries, Bro-Bro. Mecha Hina will stop them~!"
It fired a barrage of beanbags, as Steven dodged the melee. Farra and Heather prepared to fight, as Heather started to run fast. Farra, in her flaming aura, dove upward and incinerated the beanbags, in one swift swoop. Hinako sobbed, "Aw… And we had them, too."
Kaho barked, "Hina! We have to kill these fools! Our Brother wills us to do so!"
Hinako cheered, "Right-o! Kaho! Deploy Mr. Teddy Bear Ball Crush!"
Kaho beeped, as she pressed the button, "Activating Teddy Bear Ball Crush!"
The Bear Mecha opened its right paw and fired a barrage of ball bearings. Farra and Heather were pelted by the balls, as Farra was screaming, "OUCH! NOT AGAIN!"
Heather cried, "Why cannot they use bullets?"
Kaho beeped, "We are to kill you, but not through firearms."
Hinako beeped, "Our Mecha Rinrins are armed. We're not allowed to use guns."
She pressed the button, as Hina cheered, "FIRE AWAY!"
They continued to fire, as Heather dodged each ball bearing, in superspeed. She winked, "Losers!"
Kaho gasped, "It's not in our databanks of a super speed girl!"
Hinako cried, "She has the speed of Mamoru!"
Heather said, as her chest lit up, saying "MACH", "And I have the wild ferocity of a jaguar!"
She jumped up to the mecha bear, as the bear swatted her away. She landed on her feet, as she zipped forward at the monstrous mecha. Kaho cried, "AAAAH! SHE'S TOO FAST!"
Heather landed a severe kick to the bear's chest, as Hinako and Kaho stumbled in the control room. Heather smiled, as she called, "You're not so ladylike as you think, huh, girls?"
Kaho's face was ripped, showing her right side of her head a chrome plate and LED eye. She hissed, as Heather gasped, "And she's not even a lady, either!"
Steven barked, "She's a machine!"
Farra stated, "No shit, douchebag."
She was set ablaze, and then jumped toward the huge Mr. Teddy Bear. Hinako pressed the button on the control panel, and then the performed a huge paw swat onto the fiery Gang member. Farra was flattened, as her aura dissipated. Steven growled, as he charged at the huge robot. He produced a barrage of punches at the stomach, as the bear was being dented. Kaho beeped, as she was sparking from her face, "NO! BROTHER!"
The Bear opened its huge gut, as it produced a rocket launcher. It fired heat seeking missiles, as Farra was out cold, with her flames fading. Heather cried, "Heat scuds! FARRA!"
Steven cried, "She's the only one that is full of heat!"
Heather charged in place, as she intercepted the heat seeking missiles. The missiles flew off, as Heather chased from them, as the missiles were leading off course, acting confused.
Kaho beeped, "ERROR! The Heat Missiles are malfunctioning!"
Hinako shouted, "MISSILES FIRE! Hina has an extra pair of rockets!"
She launched a back-up launcher, as more missiles aimed for Steven and Farra. He was picking her up, until the missiles headed for them. He cried out, "HEATHER!"
Heather shouted, "FARRA! STEVEN!"
She dashed towards them, but she was too late. The missiles were already closer to them. Steven held Farra tight, as the missiles went closer.
SLASH!
The missiles suddenly were split in half, as Peter appeared, with Luzer in his shoulder, and Mizuki in his arms. He then said, "Sorry, Mr. Teddy Bear. Soft plush animals don't use hard firearm."
Kaho gasped, "Huh? Who's he?"
Steven asked, "Did you do that?"
Peter smirked, "Nope."
Steven asked, "But… Who did?"
Asahi appeared with the C-Squad agents, as she said, "That would be me."
She held up a plasma sword and closed it. Archer said, "Yeah, she grabbed that from the Lost & Found in AAW."
Asahi barked, "Well, my Peach Wand wouldn't break it in half!"
She gasped, as she saw Mizuki, still frozen and out, "MISS MIZUKI?! WHAT HAPPENED?"
Hinako roared, "The same thing that'll happen to YOU, Bro-Bro!"
She pressed buttons, wildly, as Kaho cried, "STOP IT, HINA!"
Archer asked, "Holy shit, is that a robo-bear?"
Cyril held his gun up and said, "Well…"
BANG! ZING!
He fired, but the bullet was ricocheted off. Cyril groaned, "Oh, come on!"
Peter said, "You're doing it wrong, Agent Figgis."
Farra suddenly woke up and moaned, "No, he's right. You have to hit harder."
The bear started to shake and whir, in a fast and wild manner. Hinako was playing with the buttons, as Kaho tried to stop her. Farra then said, as she held up her Gibson SG, "POW!"
She strummed a note, as she fired a huge red fireball at the bear. It absorbed inside the metallic beast, and then…
"Oh, Bro-Bro!" The bear spoke in a shocked look.
Hinako laughed, "OH, LOOK! Mr. Teddy Bear ta-!"
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The huge robot bear exploded, with Kaho and Hinako inside. Farra mildly said, in complete pain, "One bear in hibernation, and in the trash can!"
Heather smiled, "And another one bites the dust!"
Archer smiled, as he cheered, "WHOA! How many did we destroy?"
Steven said, "Steven Cooke lost count. We have to return to HQ, and tell them about the disturbances-."
Lana responded, "Yeah, I'm afraid that there's more that you need to know…"
Peter said, "I'm expecting a visitor in AAW. She's going to tell us what is going on."
Luzer sobbed, perched above a stoplight, "I hate this part…"
Steven said, "Well, we're good to go. This mission has been tough, but we've had rough."
Lana responded, "So… How did this happen?"
Peter said, "We'll explain everything, from the beginning. We're going to need a briefing, learning of what is going on in the cities, involving these robots called the 12 Mecha Sisters."
Cyril replied, "Yeah, and maybe we can nip this in the bud, right?"
Archer barked, "Jesus Christ, Cyril! It's not robot girls! It's robot women!"
Cyril barked, "It's the same thing!"
Kaho laughed evilly, until she was in pain, in just her upper body and head, completely damaged. She moaned, "You are… fools… Brother… He will save us… avenge us… and you will fall for your wonton destruction… on our… city… and it… will be… yourrrr… liiiiiiiiiii…"
She died down and collapsed, shutting off her circuits. Archer moaned, "God… … … …damn…"
Steven said, "I think that was overkill. Who didn't expect that?"
Only Peter, Farra, Asahi, Archer, Lana, and Cyril raised their hands. Heather and Steven didn't, seeing that it was dumb, while Mizuki was still unconscious. Farra snuffed, "Particularly, it was my finisher. I don't think it was, but I'm saying it is."
Lana asked, "Uh, what'll we do about Mizuki?"
Asahi said, "I'll drive the BattleVan. She's the only person we know that drives it, other than a few of us. We could check her, and see what is wrong."
They left the cities, as Clover appeared from above the building, viewing the others, heading into their vehicles. She giggled, "Ah, the gang is all here~! Check it! Now, The Gang of AAW, only you can stop my sisters from becoming evil puppets of… … …him…"
She dashed off, as the BattleVan and Archer's car drove away, heading back to AAW Headquarters.
XXXXX
At AAW HQ, Carl parked the car, as he and June stepped out. Carl huffed, "Friggin' waste of time. Nah, we'll try West City, next. First, I needed a beer break. Word of advice, kid: don't drink and drive. Me, I drink and drive, but I act okay. One time, I got pinched for drunk driving, when it turns out this officer was a crooked cop that wants to humiliate me."
June asked, "Was he dark-skinned?"
"Yeah. Besides, sometimes I can't say racial slurs, unless I'm angry. But I am angry, but I can't say anything to youse, since you're Agent Dunn's kid."
"I see. Plus, I'm Mommy's first daughter. Beth is her second, and my sister."
"True that. Hey, when you grow up, you ever consider playing football? Right now, my high hopes are for Seattle. They'll take a Super Bowl title, once again. I'm still loyal to New York sports, but that's life. Hey, Daniel Bryan is not a B-plus star, but the dumbass 49ers are. They can't even beat Baltimore, yet here they are, still standing, as NFC West rivals. Seattle's Daniel Bryan, Denver's The Authority! THAT, kid, is what's best for business. TONIGHT!"
"You mean like Randy Orton? He's usually a Rams fan."
"No, stupid! I mean, good guys beat bad guys! South Park is recovering, and they still cheer for the Broncos. Surprisingly, I don't know how it'll turn out, seeing that-. Uh, well, everything that has happened… I'm surprised that we have our jobs on the line, against these huge disturbances, but a Changed Daily, or Focaccia Fun Bunny, said that our lives are at stake. I don't find it funny. Do you?"
"Not at all, sir."
The BattleVan arrived, as Asahi called to Carl, "MEDIC!"
June asked, "Huh?"
She felt a jolt in her head, as she sensed something inside Mizuki, who was still out. She whispered, "Mizuki… She has…"
XXXXX
At the medical facility, Mizuki was lied down motionless on the table, as the doctors began examining her. Outside the room, the rest of The Gang and June were in a conference.
Steven asked, "The 12 Mech Sisters? And there was a factory producing an army of gynoids?"
Asahi said, "It's true. And all it is was a product from Mann Co. How would Kanaka's own buyers, who also did the Merc Robots, create lifelike girls?"
Farra stated, "Beats me, but we were lucky that all of us have destroyed a Mecha Sister. Big Guy, nice job on the defeat of Haruka, Mamoru, and Shirayuki."
Peter said nothing. He watched on, seeing his girlfriend being examined. Farra asked, "Peter? Are you listening?"
He sighed, as Steven said, "Farra, I'm sorry. Mizuki was attacked by, from what I hear, some Mecha Rinrins, I'll bet. Of course, Archer and Lana did a great job evading the evilness of these robots. But having a Mecha Sister on our side is difficult. He said that a girl, who is a Yotsuba Model, will assist us."
Heather barked, "There's no way!"
June asked, "How can you say that? These robots are evil! Miss Sakura said so!"
Asahi growled, "Sakurai!"
Heather replied, "Junior's right! I don't trust her."
Farra snuffed, "Apparently, so does Luzer…"
Steven asked, "Did he bring his black crow, again?"
Luzer was perched on a table, as the doctors tried to shoo him. They did, but he hid, cowardly, behind a small desk. Peter said, "He's worried about her, as well."
June asked, "Can I see her? Maybe I can help her."
Heather said, "I don't know… I mean, she's motionless and stiff… I think she's dead. There's nothing we can do."
Peter slammed his fist on the wall and shouted, "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? SHE'S NOT DEAD! I KNOW IT!"
He calmed down, as he was upset, "Sorry. I'm worried… Mizuki's my life… If I lose her, I'm nothing…"
Asahi smiled, "It's okay. She'll live, maybe… But I mean that, since we're all on the same page."
June said, as she stepped in, "I'm going in!"
Heather cried, "JUNIOR!"
Steven said, "Leave her. Steven Cooke thinks she is helpful."
Heather felt worried, as Farra sighed, "Well, let's hope so."
June asked the doctors how Mizuki was. One of the doctors said that her eyes are dilated, her skin is still soft and with color, her body is still warm, but her pulse and breathing stopped. This was a confusing dilemma, since her body is dead, but no signs of rigor mortis. June held her hand and said, "Poor Mizuki. She needs someone to love."
She hugged her, as the doctor told her to not disturb the body. June spoke in Hanajima's voice, as she bellowed, "LEAVE!"
The doctors left, as June hugged her. Mizuki suddenly started moving. She sat up and turned to June. She then spoke in a robotic voice, "June Nevins."
June asked, "Mizuki?"
Mizuki shoved her down, and then beeped, standing up, "I am Mizuki Takase… I am to help…"
She moved robotically, as June gasped, "Mizuki?"
The Gang gasped, as they looked through the window. Mizuki picked her up and said, "Now scanning… June Nevins… Alignment: Heroes… Power source: critical… Analysis: DESTROY!"
She threw her down, as Heather shrieked, "MIZUKI!"
Steven cried, "DUDE! TAKASE'S FLIPPED!"
Peter shouted, "I'm going in!"
Farra grabbed his arm and shouted, "IDIOT! What if she doesn't recognize you?"
"SHE DOES! LET GO!"
He broke free and stepped inside. Mizuki was about to attack June, Peter rushed over. Luzer cried out, "MASTER! Your girlfriend is a robot!"
June gasped, as she saw Luzer, "It can talk?"
Peter said, as she approached Mizuki, "Miz! Snap out of it! Remember me?"
Mizuki grabbed his neck and tried to attack him. But she stopped and said, "Scanning… Peter Giese… Alignment: Heroes… Power source: High… Analysis…"
She started to produce tears in her eyes, as she sobbed, "Peter?"
She twitched backwards, and then started to collapse onto the ground. She moaned, as she was fading, "Pe… ter… You… you saved me… but I… I… I…"
Her eyes closed, as June was crying a bit. She held Peter, by the waist, as Peter said, "What the hell is going on?"
Mizuki was out, but apparently, her memories were starting to recover. Heather stepped inside, as June ran to her. She was crying, as Heather said to Peter, "Big Guy… … … Thanks."
Peter nodded, "Anytime, Heather. I couldn't bear seeing June get bullied like that… even if it is weird… and we have the Congregated Control, too."
Heather smiled, as she kissed him on the cheek, "It's no problem."
Farra growled, as she held her iPhone up, "That did it. Now I know something is wrong."
Steven asked, "Who are you calling?"
Farra said, "Percival. He's going to find out what went wrong. I don't know what this is about, but we better have answers."
Asahi said, "There's a first."
Just then, Lana appeared by the doorway and said, "Uh, guys, you have a visitor. Someone by the name of Yotsuba… and she just kept saying "Check It!", and while Archer replied back "Word!". God, he's such a moron."
Steven smiled, "That, my dear Agent Kane, is hip-hop jargon, played-on by a comeback."
Farra called to Peter, "Hey, Big Guy, your visitor is here!"
Steven ordered, "Peter, you, me, Heather, and Asahi will meet our guest. Farra, call Percival. June, you watch over Mizuki."
Heather stated, "No! I'll watch Mizuki, with June, at least, until Percival arrives."
Farra said, "I'll stay here, until he arrives. I'll watch June for you, but I'll take care of Miz."
"You mean it?"
"Sure."
Steven smiled, "Good. Steven Cooke doesn't like this situation. Maybe our guest knows."
Lana asked, "Uh, what happened here?"
The others replied, "Don't ask…"
(Peter): "The Gang" will be right back!
(Faux Commercial)
(Heavy Weapons Guy is sitting in a bench, having a sandwich)
(Heavy): Mmm… Sandvich is good! GOOD TIMES!
(Narrator): STOP!
(Heavy stops)
(Narrator): Have you ever wonder what is in a sandwich?
(Heavy): NO! Pootis!
(Narrator): Well, you need to know. In fact, why waste a tasty sandwich, like with cheese, beef, mayo, and tasty bread? This is NOT a sandwich!
(Heavy): NYET! SANDVICH is CREDIT TO TEAM!
(Narrator): Yeah, but… You haven't tried the 100% Organic Portable Sandwich!
(Heavy): Oh, no…
(A small sandwich box is shown, with 4 sandwiches, cut in half, inside, sealed in plastic)
(Narrator): While it may look like a lunchbox with four sandwiches, but it has all-natural lunch meat, fat-free mayonnaise/mustard, American cheese, and fresh bread, in 4 different styles – white, wheat, rye, and pumpernickel. And it's vacuum-sealed, as it keeps it fresh, no matter where you go. Also, it's lowfat, which gives more energy than you need.
(Heavy ponders)
(Heavy tries an Organic Sandwich)
(Heavy): NOM, NOM, NOM!
(Heavy smiles in joy)
(Heavy laughs heavily)
(Heavy): THIS SANDVICH IS CREDIT TO TEAM! HEAVY EAT SANDVICH!
(Heavy continues eating, as the battle goes on, revealing the bench is out in the badlands)
(Narrator): That's the Organic Sandvich-, uh, Sandwich. The ONLY sandwich approved by the Mercs!
(Soldier, o.s.): INCOMING!
(Narrator): One bite, and you cannot dare leave!
(A rocket heads to Heavy)
BOOM!
(Heavy): AAAAAAAAAAH!
(Heavy is gibbed, killed by the rocket)
From BLU Meanie
*-Not for use in RED/BLU Missions; may cause death or allergic reaction, if allergic to meat, cheese, or mustard; not available in certain areas; keep sandwich in fridge, before or after opening contents
(Superball): This story will now recommence. Please advise.
Yotsuba, a girl in light brown hair and a Union Jack shirt, was in her chair, as Peter, Steven, Heather, & Asahi went to her. She held up a magnifying glass and said, "Check it! You are such huge creatures."
Archer laughed, "Word up, homes."
Lana huffed, "Oh, shut up."
Asahi asked, "Is she the robot, in question?"
Peter said, "Yeah. According to Clover, a girl robot I met, she is one of 3 Yotsuba Mecha Sisters that were flawed. Instead of obeying her orders, she wants to help us."
Steven asked, "You mean like Mizuki's condition and such?"
Peter replied, "Well, no. Moreover, she's going to help up stop this upcoming Mecha Sister invasion…"
He whispered to them, "…and the Devil's Fileware. Apparently, she knows."
Luzer moaned, "Not how I remembered it."
He perched on the chair, as Lana barked, "HEY! Bad crow! Shoo!"
He flew off, as Yotsuba smiled, "I am Yotsuba. Welcome, Dearest Brother. Mysterious Thief Girl Clover told me about you guys, since I am one of three Yotsuba Models… defective and unresponsive."
She thought, as she sneered, "The fools… They do not know that I'm Mysterious Thief Girl Clover… Besides, check it out, we are one in the same."
Asahi asked, "We'd like to ask you a few questions about your sisters."
Archer said, "Okay. Lana and I have to take care of something."
They left, as Yotsuba smiled, "Playful Americans, aren't they?"
Steven said, "Shall we start?"
They sat down, as Yotsuba began to speak her story.
"Yotsuba #3, a Mecha Yotsuba that is defective, learned of the purchase of our designs and measurements. According to our Brother Dearest, he has co-signed our design to Mann Co. – a company that is known for gravel… and badlands… and bloodshed. CHECK IT! It's a mess… We were created to protect cities, in the impending outcome of disastrous Mann Co. robot attacks."
Asahi asked her, "So, who created you and your sisters?"
Yotsuba explained, "Rinrin. She is our master. She also happens to create a Mecha Sister, similar to her, and many clones of it. We did not know, until we met her, face-to-face. Yotsuba #3 was perplexed by the discovery that she wanted to learn more. It may sound a bit ridiculous, but my sisters were rather happy. Anyhow, as we are created, we were built to preserve and protect the cities that we guarded. Even though darkness is looming, all around the alternate worlds, or the Moji Mikisa, for short, my sisters and I worry about our lives, since there may be thousands of you people, whether human, alien, demon, beast, or fellow robot…"
Peter asked, "And Jubilee City is the one place that you were hanging in?"
Yotsuba explained, "That was our Base of Operations. Pennywhistle Center was the most durable place to hide, in case we approach danger… meaning that we'll activate, once the city has been damaged… However, we were activated, prematurely. Check it out…"
She showed a small file of the collateral damage in Jubilee City, which was caused by Mistress Makie and her Cyborgs. Yotsuba stated that The Gang was responsible, but Heather replied, "I hate to break it to you… We were investigating the situation, involving the Solomon Grundy, since there were controlled girls that destroyed the place. Plus, a megalomaniac used her spaceship, deep within Christian and Potter, and fired lasers."
Yotsuba gasped, "No way! Check it out! Brother Dearest was right! I knew they weren't held responsible. Gang, I'm sure it was all a misunderstanding…"
Steven added, "Did I mention that Agent Figgis overused the machine gun, to make more collateral damage?"
Asahi stated, "It was an accident."
Yotsuba nodded, "I believe you. In fact, I can believe you guys, since you are brave heroes, and cannot fight to destroy. Reckless, yes, but you're reckless in the name of justice! Check it! It is just how Rinrin said, before she disappeared to create more of us… Sometimes, looks can be deceiving."
Asahi asked, "Exactly how many of you girls are there?"
Peter added, "And if how much, do they come in clones?"
Yotsuba smiled, "Like I said, I'm Yotsuba #3. Yotsuba #3 is one of the three defective Mecha Yotsuba Robots, only to obey her own programming. And to answer, there are 12 known Mech Sisters."
Asahi asked, "Mech Sisters?"
Heather replied, "The name of the group of robot sisters."
Yotsuba explained, "But while there are 12 different Mech Sisters, they are being mass-produced, including me… There are Mecha Rinrins, Mecha Yotsubas, Mecha-."
Peter said, "Mecha Shirayukis, Mecha Harukas, Mecha Mamorus…"
Heather continued, "Mecha Kahos, Mecha Hinakos…"
Steven barked, "Okay, that's enough!"
Yotsuba smiled, as she stated, "Please let Yotsuba say their names. They are the 12 Mech Sisters, sworn to protect the cities – Karen, Sakuya, Kaho, Hinako, Rinrin, Mamoru, Chikage, Haruka, Shirayuki, Marie, Aria, and Yotsuba (that's me, or one of them)."
Asahi moaned, "So… many… names…"
Peter replied, "Do these Mech Sisters have unique abilities, like you and your sleuthing powers?"
Yotsuba smiled, "Ah, Peter Giese, my Brother Dearest, you are aware of Mecha Shirayuki's Portable Spice Blasters. She has it built-in, in case of emergencies, during dinner… when spices go out. Mamoru is a sports expert, being able to run and swim. Haruka is a master swordsman. Aria speaks lightly, and is quiet. Chikage reads the future, through the Spirit World."
Steven asked, "What about faults?"
Yotsuba stated, "Marie is unstable, and sometimes act sick. Kaho stumbles down, on occasions. And Karen is just too nice to fight."
Asahi said, "Wholesome, yet defensive, but sentient."
Yotsuba smirked, "I'm sentient. The others obey their programming, only for the proper ways of battle, and for protection."
They nodded, as Asahi asked, "Peter said that you know who would make the sisters attack us. Do you know who would do such a thing? And if so, who would they listen to, originally?"
Heather replied, "Certainly not Rinrin."
Yotsuba huffed, "I'm afraid I have to check out… You see… This man was nice enough to own us, only because he wanted to ruin your lives… It was something about revenge. The clues point out. I think it's spelled…"
Steven asked, "What does it spell?"
Yotsuba tried to remember, as a knock on the door was made. Heather opened the door, as a man in glasses, with brown hair and a black suit, appeared. He adjusted his glasses and said, "Long time, no see, gentlemen…"
Percival Gaynes
Former Gang Member/Manager
Former B-Squad Agent
Leading Feral Beauty Agent (The "OTHER" FBI)
An IQ of 390
Married to Farra Stevens
Has brilliant plans and tactics
His sidekick is a blonde android
A victim of the Moji Mikisa's beginnings
Percival said, "Farra called me, and it was about an emergency, concerning Mizuki."
Asahi said, "She and June were waiting for you, in the medical area. Peter's torn up about her, including his crow."
"Crow?"
"Yeah. Mister Giese has a pet crow, and he helped him in battle."
Peter blushed, "Oh, come now… He was an assistant to me."
Luzer perched on the wall, as he thought, "He's new to me, not to them… But he wears the suit of the powers-to-be."
Percival remarked, "Remind me to learn more about this whole "Peter and the Crow" thing, later. For now-."
He saw Yotsuba, as she blushed, "Check it!"
She examined him, with her magnifying glass, "Life signs show normal; his aura is mildly corrupt, yet helpful. Could he be… Anti-hero?"
Percival asked, "Uh, who the hell is she?"
Peter replied, "That's Yotsuba, a Mecha Yotsuba robot from the Mech Sister line, created by Mann Co., who co-signs with us, as well. This Yotsuba is a defective model, disobeying her direct objectives, and she's going to help us stop her sisters from making a huge misunderstanding. So…"
Percival asked, "Oh… kay… Where's Farra?"
XXXXX
He examined a prone Mizuki, who was on the table, as he said, "Interesting… Mizuki's pulse is lightly beating, her body is still warm… her skin and eyes still show life… My diagnosis… … … Uh, how did she become frozen stiff?"
Farra replied, as she held June, "She was badly beaten up by two robot girls, and she suddenly stopped. Just stopped. And it was like she was-."
June cried, "She was a robot zombie, or something! She tried to attack me, after I hugged her!"
Farra nodded, "It's true. Luckily, Peter calmed her down, and she has been this way, for a while…"
Percival whispered, "No… It's not true… Again?"
He thought, as he looked at her hands, which still had her robot gloves on, "This defies the human body… and she had them on, during missions."
He tried removing them, but no go. Mizuki's chrome gloves were stuck.
"This means one thing…" he whispered, "I don't like this, one bit, but…"
Mizuki's Congregated Control – Robot Gene
"Guys… I got good news and bad news." He said to his wife and niece.
June asked, "Start with the bad news."
Percival bluntly said, "No." He then added, "The good news is that Mizuki's okay. More Good News is that her battle with the robots, or these Mech Sisters that Big Guy mentioned, she is blessed with a newfound power."
Farra gasped, as June giggled, "Oh, Miss Mizuki! She's with power!"
Farra asked, "What's the Bad news?"
Percival growled, "I'm afraid it's the worst of it. She has the same power as you, Peter, & Heather – the Power Stone of Control, or Congregated Control."
June barked, "Don't forget me, Uncle Percival! I got this Power Control!"
Farra moaned, "It's a long story…"
He explained, "Anyway – shut up – Mizuki has the Precious Stone of Control. However, since her fight with the Mech Sisters, her body is fused with one of the strongest powers in the groups – The Robot Gene."
They gasped, as Farra said, "No wonder… That's why Mizuki was acting weird, and she froze a lot."
Percival examined her head, as he said, "It gets worse… There is a reason why it's called Congregated Control…"
June whispered, in Hanajima's voice, "The control… Mizuki is not in control…"
Percival felt a slight sting, as he felt the presence of Hanajima. He turned to June and asked, "Hanajima?"
Farra asked, "Who?"
June asked, "Hawna-what now?"
Percival whispered, as he looked at her eyes, "The ESP Perk? No… Impossible…"
He asked his wife, "Darling, can you explain to me everything about Junior? I don't know what, but I feel like I know this power from someone… before…"
Farra explained the story of Mistress Makie (from Arc I), including how June had psychic powers, how Makie controlled girls, including Julie, and a box they discovered, from the cyber world, called The Devil's Fileware.
"The Devil's Fileware?" He thought, as he was pondering, "I have not heard of this, since the box was buried in the mainframe, during the beginning of 1961. This power… How did they find it, suddenly?"
He explained, "You are aware of the Power Stone of Control, right, darling?"
"Yes. Surprisingly, I'm the one with two powers of flight and fire."
"So is Peter. But I can't be so sure. Anyways, the powers can control a person, including those who have died or disappeared. June must've known about the Devil's Fileware, from another person… and she's inside her."
June asked, "I'm… possessed?"
Percival said, "It's possible. But I'm not so sure. I felt like I felt this dark power before."
Farra asked, "You mean Saki Hanajima, a friend of ours that disappeared from this world?"
"She is the one with the powers of Psychic Energy and Darkness. I met her, long ago, back when she was with the Resistance; way back, before Onigiri was born. June needs to know this, since you guys already know."
"Well, what about the Devil's Fileware?"
"That remains a mystery, to me, at least. We keep an eye on her, no matter what. June has a very dangerous power… one that can be very disastrous."
June shivered, "I'm scared now… and I feel like I'm a fragile deity."
He explained to his niece, "No… You're not fragile. But seeing that Makie wanted you, another evil fiend might know about you, eventually. Luckily, we have a lead on this robot invasion, if you'd like to listen."
Farra said, "I suppose I should. What's going on, back in the other room?"
June went in the room, where Mizuki is, as Farra and Percival talked with each other. June felt her weak pulse, as she said, in a dark aura, "Oh… She needs control…"
The entire place froze, as June moving, alone. She approached Mizuki and started to glow in a dark aura, speaking in tongue. Hanajima's voice is let out, as she said, "This young one… Hair and blood of red… silky soft skin… beauty and brains… and those huge breasts… Mizuki Takase… Your Robot Gene needs control. You almost tried to kill The One…"
Her body glowed, as she was fully healed. The scene resumed movement, as Farra asked, "Percival… You think this whole Mann Co. might be responsible for the Mech Sister attack, going on?"
Percival said, "Maybe so. The company did try to take over the badlands of Nova Scotia. However, not so much I learned of this company, including the evil mechanical mercs that attack each other, all for payloads and bombs. We could lose a couple great people, including some athletes… if the Mann Co. Sisters try anything."
"Do you know who would be responsible?"
"I don't know. We'll ask Asahi, once we're finished here."
"Right."
June returns, as she was behind Farra. Percival turned to Mizuki, as Farra said, "Well, I hope Mizuki will recover."
June said, "I hope so… This power I have… I hope I don't become a demonic being."
Farra huffed, "Oh, go play with your binoculars and seashell!"
XXXXX
Back at the room, Yotsuba was asked about the Mech Sisters, by Asahi. She tried to remember, but Yotsuba said, "Yotsuba is scared… You see, we wanted to defeat this evil being, but our Brother Dearest wanted to make us useable and helpful."
Steven barked, "Yeah, listen, buddy! You don't need to explain further about some inane stories! Steven Cooke needs the cold hard facts!"
Yotsuba said, "And you will. You see, after Mann Co. purchased us, we were assigned to many cities, including the areas you were sent to. F City, however, was destroyed, before we assigned there. But we're lucky to be alive, like extra dolls. We are pinpointed in over 10 areas. We were just reactivated, all for the protection of the cities… not even the AAW and LSAAWS could help us or stop us."
Peter replied, "So, you are reproducing?"
"You could say that. Check it out! Here are the schematics of us… and everything you need to know, about the rogue Mech Sisters."
She opened her stomach panel and printed out a folder of Mecha Sister Schematics, one-by-one. Heather replied, "These are the blueprints and layouts of each android girl, a.k.a. the Mech Sister. Look! There is a Mecha Rinrin, obviously."
Asahi said, "And a Mecha Shirayuki."
Peter added, "And a Mecha Sakuya."
Heather replied, "A Mecha Haruka…"
Peter said, "And a Mecha Aria… So small…"
Asahi added, "And a Mecha Kaho… even a Mecha Chikage…"
Steven said, "And there's a Mecha Marie… Dear god…"
Asahi said, "Even a Mecha Karen…"
Yotsuba smiled, "Check it out! A Mecha Yotsuba, like me! Don't worry. This is a layout."
Peter added, "And there is a Mecha Mamoru. She looks like Rinrin, but with a sporty build (no offense).
Steven concluded, "And there's even a Mecha Hinako… Jesus! This Rinrin has made these girls so lifelike… including you, Yotsuba."
Yotsuba pouted, as she was saddened. She replied, "Well, Rinrin did create us… but a glitch in Yotsuba #3's programming made me forget the Brother Dearest that reawakened us…"
Percival said, as he and Farra returned to the room, "Did you have a description of him?"
Yotsuba said, "Check it!"
Heather asked, "Percival…"
Asahi asked, "How's Mizuki?"
Percival said, "Well, I examined her, and her life signs show that they are rapidly healing. In any case, Yotsuba, is it? Can you remember anything from the guy that reactivated you girls, all for his evil doings?"
She replied, "I'm afraid I have to check out… You see… This man was nice enough to own us, only because he wanted to ruin your lives… It was something about revenge. The clues point out. I think it's spelled…"
Steven asked, "What does it spell?"
Percival added, "Revenge? Does he know about us, to you and your sisters?"
"He did… He said that he knows only the one with the Gem… Except…"
Percival asked, "Farra, Steven, who do we know, other than us, that has the Power Stones of Control?"
Steven replied, "Well, Hikari… but she's dead."
Farra responded, "And then there's Aya Hoshino. Tohru Honda, also… and, let's see… Who else?"
They all gasped, "Haruka!"
Percival barked at Yotsuba, "YOTSUBA #3! Tell us! Do you have any details on this guy that created you?"
Yotsuba smirked, as she confirmed, in a bold voice, "Check it! Yotsuba has some details on this-. This… This-…"
SMACK!
He smacked her head, as Yotsuba beeped, "System rebooting… Systems recovering files… Check it! Yotsuba #3 has details on this man who woke us up. Dark skinned man, with a nice blue shirt; possible a light blue, or periwinkle, or cerulean, has black hair, and with bangs. Cute khakis, and with beautiful shoes. Not to mention his witty personality."
Percival gasped, as he whispered, "No…"
He asked her, "Does he have enamel in his teeth?"
Yotsuba nodded, as he whispered, "The malevolent one…"
Farra asked, "Huh? What are you talking about?"
Percival said, "Aya told me about him… I never forwarded it to you guys… That was when I left you guys, and she told me what occurred."
Steven asked, "Who is it? Chris McLean?"
"No."
Peter asked, "Some evil mastermind from space?"
"Nope."
Heather asked, "Eric Bischoff?"
"Close…"
Asahi asked, "Then who? It's not Chris McLean or Onigiri… Who is it that revived the Mech Sisters?"
He stated, "Only one that wanted us as his target for elimination… only one person who knows the Congregated Control… and one person who knows about Haruka and her bloodline… He matches the exact likeness of someone we know."
Farra gasped, "Mike!"
Percival nodded, "Close… … … …Mal!"
The Gang gasped, as Yotsuba smiled, "Of course! The man that woke us up was spelled… M-A-L! Check it! Yotsuba remembers!"
Farra shivered, "Mal?"
Asahi asked, "Uh, who's Mal?"
Percival said, "He's Mike's 5th, yet most evil, alter-ego… He's like Farra's evil side, except she's a thousand times worse off. Only Farra knew of him…"
Farra replied, "I think Chester and Svetlana gave me the details on Mal, back when they occupied my head. He was considered an evil being, deep within the dank depths of Mike's psyche. He was locked away, after Mike was in Juvenile Hall, along with Duncan. Years later, Mike returned, and competed with the Good Teens in the toxic Camp Wawanawkwa. But in the next season, before the island was destroyed, he arose…"
Percival replied, "I met him, firsthand, when he controlled Eri… of course, Michelle fended her off, and she gave me the details on him. The guy was a spitting image of Mike, but with slick black hair, covering his eyes."
Peter shivered, "Like a vampire?"
Farra responded, "Worse than that…"
Percival pondered, "But… But what could Mal be doing with the Mech Sisters… and moreover, why is he attacking us? Is it because of Haruka? Is it because of the Precious Stones of Control? Or is he plotting for revenge, after what he did, recently?"
Heather held June, as she said, "Percival… Maybe there's more to these girls than an evil puppet master."
Steven nodded, "Yeah. Steven Cooke had a bad feeling about this… and I can't believe that he, of all people, came back… But why did he return? Didn't Aya tell you that he's dead?"
Percival said, "That's what I thought, firsthand… But it seems Mal has rebirthed himself, wanting revenge on those that wanted the Congregated Control… I mean, he once kidnapped Haruka, all for her powers; and there are four of us that hold this power."
June asked, "Four?"
Percival said, "No… I meant five."
Peter asked, "WHOA! Steven Cooke got his powers?"
Mizuki appeared, as she was holding her waist, still in pain, "No… I did…"
Peter gasped, "Mizuki?!"
Farra asked, "You're okay?"
Mizuki said, "Yeah… I'm fine… But I get the feeling that Mal wants us dead… A voice told me, when I was offline… that he had arisen. And she told me that it was the malevolent one… I overheard your conversation, with the helpful Mech Sister, and I had a feeling I wasn't in a near-death experience…"
Percival thought, "Hanajima… Thank you. You got to Mizuki… from beyond…"
He asked her, "Miz, are you sure you can help?"
Mizuki flickered in her blue eyes, as she moaned, "Maybe…"
Peter scolded, "Oh, no! Congregated Control or not, you're needing bed rest!"
Steven said, "He's right. We're not sure which power you have, but-."
"The Robot Gene."
"The wha?"
"She's got the Robot Gene. That was the reason why June was attacked. Mizuki's powers were uncontrollable, like Farra's Flare Cell and Peter's Beast Gene."
"I see. Shit! Why can't I get any Congregated Power Stones, or whatever?"
"It's because, douchebag, you don't have a pure heart."
"WHAT?"
"Don't sweat it, Cooke. I don't have one, either, but I'm helpful. This power can be controlled by those of a pure heart of goodness."
Asahi asked, "Even me?"
Percival stated, "Yes… But we're questioning your abilities on the Mech-Asahi forms."
Asahi blushed, as Heather said, "Well, we'll need ALL The Gang for this one. Yotsuba, I'm asking you to watch over Junior, while we find the factory, so we can shut it down… Then maybe we'll find your creator, Rinrin, and that bastard, Mal. We've got all we needed."
Steven replied, "Correct! Steven Cooke needs closure on this case! The disturbances have to stop; and after that, there's still the matter of the Devil's Fileware."
Percival replied, "Right. I'll have Eri get us a ride. Farra, Heather, you come with me, so we can locate Mal. Peter, you, Asahi, and Steven find that factory."
Peter asked, "What about Mizuki?"
Mizuki barked, "Yeah! I am leader of B-Squad!"
Percival smiled, "She'll be fine… She can handle herself. But in the meantime, close down the Mech Sister factory!"
Yotsuba cringed, "NO! Yotsuba #3 will lose her home?"
Asahi replied, "We'll do what we can to free you from that guy. But… I won't promise you that we'll save them all, including you."
Yotsuba said, "Check it! I'm okay with it."
Steven smiled, as he bellowed, "Good! GANG! LET'S GO!"
They rushed off, except for June, Mizuki, and Yotsuba. They stayed, as Yotsuba smiled to June, "Your Mum and her friends are very helpful, when it comes to saving the day…"
June smiled, "It's cool. My Mom worries about me, at this age."
Mizuki said to June, "June, I'm sorry… but The Gang needs me… I don't know why, but I have a score to settle with that bitch. Uh, forgive me on that remark."
Yotsuba smiled, "Oh, yes, Sister Dearest. You have such a great boyfriend. He came to you, when you were down. Check it! You could be the one key to the city's freedom."
Mizuki huffed, "Oh, please. I'm not all that."
She said to June, "Sorry, June. I have to go. Take care of yourself."
She hugged her, as June smiled, "Take care."
She dashed off, as Yotsuba said, "For a girl with such power, she's like a well-built fembot."
June nodded, as she replied, "I think her brain may be a screw loose…"
Yotsuba smiled, as she opened her metallic ribcage. She whispered, "I need you to be a good girl and watch over the fallen big breasted one. I have business to take care of. In the meantime, here…"
She gave her a DVD pack, which contained 4 DVDs, in a plastic case. Yotsuba stated that to show her friends the videos (since they were taken, long ago, and were remastered on DVD). She mentioned that the secret behind the Devil's Fileware will be revealed to them… and no one else. She let out a wink and said, "This is goodbye… June."
SWOOP!
She dashed off, disappearing in the air. June asked, as she was confused, "Huh? How did she-?"
Outside, Yotsuba, in her Thief Girl attire, dashed from building to building.
"Soon, The Gang… Soon you will have the answers… The Mysterious Thief Girl Clover hopes you protect them all, since they are precious to the Brother Dearest… The ones that wanted to help us… DO NOT, check it, let the ones try to let us become slaves… I, however, want to make sure that this box you have does not fall into the wrong hands… Check it! Yotsuba detects where you have it: The Stronghold in Straight Street!"
With that, she vanished into the sky, in stealth, to where The Gang hid the Devil's Fileware, far away.
June then said, "She told me to watch over the fallen one… but she just left. But I can't leave, all alone."
She ran off, heading to where The Gang was heading – the Mech Sister Factory in Phon Ru Town.
To be continued…
This Arc covers WWE Name Shout-outs and references; See if you can find them all
Layla El – A Diva from London, England, who won a Divas Search contest in 2006. Layla used to be a cheerleader for the Miami Heat of the NBA, before joining WWE. She works for WWE, best known for LayCool. Prior to this story's premiere, Layla retired from WWE and Pro Wrestling, recently.
Michelle McCool (Michelle Leigh Callaway; née McCool) – A former WWE Diva, best known for her trademark catchphrase, "FLAWLESS~!" McCool is one of the original WWE Diva Search contestants from 2004, finishing in 7th, losing to former WWE Diva-turned-TNA Interviewer Christy Hemme. McCool is a former 2-time WWE Divas champion, and is currently married to WWE Legend, The Undertaker.
Cesaro Swing – Cesaro's Signature Giant Swing, made popular, since he swings his opponent around for over 10 to 20 times. This was a fan favorite move, when Cesaro wasn't heel.
Skull Crushing Finale – The Miz's Finisher, also known as a Front Russian Leg Sweep.
Doomsday Device – A popular finishing move, made famous by The Road Warriors, Animal and Hawk, and The Dudley Boys. One wrestler lifts the opponent up on his shoulders, leading to his partner to land a clothesline from the top rope.
Superman Punch – Roman Reigns' signature move, before the Spear. The moving is also known as a running Diving Punch (or Cobra Punch).
**The next following four FAQS and Shout-Outs are in tribute to "The YES! Movement"**
Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson) – A retired WWE Superstar, but not how he started. He started his wrestling career, under the tutelage of WWE Hall of Famer, Shawn Michaels. Danielson started in Ring of Honor in 2002, capturing the ROH World Title in that time. He joined WWE in 2010, and was a popular fan favorite. Daniel Bryan is a 4-time WWE World Champion (2-time WWE Champion, one-time World Heavyweight Champion, and one-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion), and an Intercontinental, United States, and Tag Team Champion. He is best known for chanting "YES! YES! YES!", and has very bushy facial hair. He is also married to current WWE Diva, Brie Bella, one-half of the Bella Twins. Recently, before this chapter premiered, Daniel Bryan retired from pro wrestling, due to medical reasons.
The Authority – Triple H & Stephanie McMahon's faction, once known, in the Attitude Era, as the "McMahon-Helmsley Regime", birthed in late December of 1999. The Authority was formed in August 19th, 2013, after Triple H screwed Daniel Bryan out of the WWE Championship at SummerSlam, moments after winning it to John Cena, that same night. They are known for abusive power, and rivalries with Daniel Bryan, John Cena, Roman Reigns, and others. However, The Authority disbanded on November 23rd, 2014, in a Survivor Series match against Team Cena, losing to Sole Survivor, Dolph Ziggler, with help from the Vigilante, Sting (Steve Borden), who made his WWE TV debut. But that disbandment was temporary, after they returned on December 29th, 2014.
"…what's best for business." – The Authority's catchphrase, next to "The Authority ALWAYS win", which angers the WWE Universe, since The Authority does what THEY want, and not to listen to the fans.
NOTE: This line was used before, in "Miyazawa & May in New Year Nightmare", spoken by Mistress Makie Sasaki, and again in the 100th Fanfic.
Randy Orton – 3rd generation superstar, son of WWE Hall of Famer "Cowboy" Bob Orton, and a 12-time WWE Champion (8-times WWE World Heavyweight and 4-time World Heavyweight Champion). He is nicknamed "The Legend Killer", "The Viper", "The Apex Predator", and "The Face of WWE" (a nickname given by The Authority). He has many finishers, such as the RKO, the Rope-Hung DDT, and his infamous (and concussion-made) Punt Kick. He is also one of the original members of Evolution.
Eric Bischoff – A former WWE General Manager, and one of the well-known architects of the infamous Monday Night Wars between WWE Raw and WCW Nitro. He is responsible for bringing in the "nWo" (New World Order), and fought Monday Night Raw in the Ratings War, for over 80 weeks. He has appeared in WCW, WWE, and TNA. Today, he is a producer of Reality TV shows, siding with Jason Hervey, forming "Bischoff-Hervey Productions".
