The lost last iCarly movie: iOld Man Harold creeps me out again part 9

So I struggled to crawl to the bus station to hitch a ride to Gary's but I couldn't make it. Luckily I found a nearby pile of trash with an empty bottle of acai juice in it. Luckily again it wasn't completely empty and it had a few drops left which I licked up. It then worked it's magic and revived me normal as new. Such is the power of the acai juice. I considered changing my name to jCarly to reflect my newness but didn't have time to get the paperwork together.

Well anyways I made it home and that night I had a dream. In the dream I saw no one other than Anytass the fashion expert before me.

"iCaaarrrllyy." she said.

"Hey Anytass." I said.

"ICARLY!" she yelled, "YOU FINALLY RESPOND FOR CATS SAKE! I SENT THAT MESSAGE TO YOU A YEAR AGO."

"Oh the egg thing in the lighthouse? Yeah that was cool, I'm going to enter it in the contest for bonus points."

"NO!" Anytass protested, "Do NOT enter the Narmoni egg in the contest. Or the Anytass, Sunny, Rikimi, Friendship or Hanirock ones."

"Why? Are you entering it to?"

"I CANT enter it."

"Are you disqualified?"

"NO. Do you have any idea what you're supposed to be doing?"

"Yeah. I make Gary win the contest. I eat preliminary cherry pie. Then I go home."

Anytass facepalmed, "No. You're supposed to gather the cosmic eggs of mysterious power and use them to craft a Powerful artifact to help save me and the other experts and to defeat the misfortune that's fallen over the town since the albertsons fire."

"Why the heck would I think to do that?"

"DUUUUHHH remember last year when I gave you that static electricity touch? That was obviously me marking you to be the chosen one to save the town after the waldo's did their thing. What are you an fool? Anyone would figure that out."

"Oh yeah how could i be so blind."

"I mean it's obvious."

"I'm sorry."

"Well carry on. Like I said you need to gather the other 2 expert eggs, then a sunny egg (The chicken Gary owns. Not the sun-ny eggs.) and a friendship egg. Because everyone knows that friendship is of the most powerful magic. Just ask the quarantined people."

"Ok." I said writing it down on a piece of paper.

"And one more thing."

"What is it?"

"If you want to succeed this quest I strongly reccomend to stop acting like an idiot as well as give up this feud thing."

Her suggestion was just so upsetting to me I broke out in a fit of "vamanos"es

Anytass kept talking, "And you're not turning into Dora either. That's all in your head. Anyways our time is up. I must go." She faded away.

Soon I woke up.

Unfortunately the list of eggs she wanted me to find was written on a piece of paper that didn't exist outside my dreams. So I had no idea which ones I was supposed to keep. So far I had

The ocean themed? egg

Liansy egg

Old Man Harold egg

Sunny (as in the baby chicken) egg

Narmoni egg

and the Anytass egg

I looked at them trying to remember which ones I could sell. I finally decided I could sell the Liansy, ocean, Old Man Harold and Narmoni egg.

"Err at least I think the Narmoni egg is safe to sell...isn't it?" I shrugged and dropped them all into the conveniently placed egg collecting station next to Garys barn. Now I just had the Sunny egg and Anytass egg. Then I remembered that the Narmoni egg was on the list Anytass gave me and tried to take it back out of the station but before I could a couple of mounties leaped out of the bushes and pointed me to the fine print that said, "all egg deposits are final."

"Fine." I said and turned around to run into none other than Gary.

"Hey Gary." I said.

"Hey iCarly. Are you up for some egg collecting?"

"YEAH!" I said, wiggling my eyelashes around like an octopus.

"Ok. Could you go and get me 10 dark thorn eggs from Old Man Harolds?" he asked.

"Old...Man...Harolds?" I said nervously.

"Yup."

"ok sure." I said.

I figured most likely that I'd need backup if I was going to go meet old man harolds. So I contacted Lyle and he didn't answer.

Luckily I remembered where he lived and went to see if he was there. He wasn't.

Then I remembered he was last seen tumbling down to earth with half a chicken wing. I figured that meant he probably died so I began to have a big emotional scene but then found he was just hiding behind the door.

"Oh there you are."

"Yeah, i'm just...fixing this lava lamp."

"So what happened?"

"Oh luckily I fell on top of an area of the town that was so dense with smoke that it broke my fall."

"that sounds implausible"

"It is. Anyways how'd it go with you."

"Oh I found the Anytass egg, but I accidentally sold the Narmoni one."

Anyways I got Lyle to come with me and I filled him in on the dream.

Though I left out the chosen one nonsense cuz I thought it would be TO preliminary for him. He suddenly went crazy with the urge to find the rest of the eggs and also to find a way to get the Narmoni egg out of the egg collecting station.

Anyways we entered the old run down neighborhood where old man harold lives. I noticed the name of the street for the first time. It was called Shady St.

"What are we doing here?" Lyle asked.

"This is where Old Man Harold lives. We need to get 10 dark thorn eggs."

"Ok but I would be careful."

"I know. I've been caught by old man harold more than once."

"Oh it's not him you have to worry about. This street is the HQ of one of those gangs I told you about yesterday."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah."

So I carefully tiptoed over to the front of Old Man Harolds property. Then I tip toed up to the golden haystack and started ruffling through it. Though I predictably forgot that I was getting dark THORN eggs. And also predictably say a sign plastered with a picture of a dark thorn egg, a spring flower egg and a white egg.

Well after pricking my finger unfortunately I got an infection and my hand started bloating up with dark energy.

"That doesn't look good." I said.

Lyle said he was going for help, I just stared as my hand started turning black. After a second Lyle returned. I turned around to see he was with...old man harold!

I immediately screamed and started backing away. Then Lyle said, "Carly. Did you know that dark stuff makes you go to sleep."

"It does?" I said then fell asleep.

"This is just too easy." Lyle said, as he and old man harold carried me into old man harolds house.

I awoke after a minute to see my hand was returning back to normal as old man harold performed some sort of boring medical treatment on it.

"It should be good now." He said.

"AAAAHH" I screamed.

"Is something wrong?" Old Man Harold said.

"I have oldmanharolphobia." I explained.

"Oh why that's understandable I guess." he said. I looked around. Old Man Harold's house looked like it was pulled right out of a haunted mansion ride at disneyland. It was gloomy with spider webs and jaywalkers everywhere.

And old man harold's head looked as deformed as ever.

I got up from the chair I was sitting in and backed away to the side of the room that was filled with pies.

"Aww pies." I said, turning around.

"Yup. That's my pie collection." old man harold explained.

I looked at the rows of pies. "Wow. There's something we have in common." I said, "I've been looking for a preliminary cherry pie. Do you have any?"

Old Man Harold walked up, "I do not."

"Preliminary grape pie maybe?"

"The preliminary grape pie is a grape pie indeed. I mean great pie. And no I have not had the pleasure of getting one myself yet. Though I know much about them. And much of other pies as well. Though there is still much for me to learn, and so little time."

My ears than noticed a slightly spooky yet familiar organ tune coming from upstairs.

"What's that sound?"

"Oh that's my organ rendition of that town anthem. I also write songs.

"aha." I started realizing that old man harold wasn't as bad as I thought...HE WAS WORSE and I mean that in the best way possible. "Your the best way of worse than I expected of you." I said with remorse.

"Eh?"

"I'll unblock you from facebook." I said.

"I don't even have a facebook."

"Oh. Creepy."

"I know right? Well anyways I've gathered 10 dark thorn eggs for you and wrapped them in a bag. I thought about baking a pie out of them but decided not to. But everything's better in pies you know."

"Yeah." I said taking the bag. "Where's Lyle."

old man harold smiled and picked up a freshly baked pie with lyles chicken beanie sticking out of it.

"he's...in the other room."

Suddenly Lyle walked in, "Hey."

"Hey." I said back.

This was followed by an long silence. Old Man Harold then yanked the chicken beanie out of the pie and threw it to Lyle, "Well that was a letdown." he said.

Lyle brushed off and donned the beanie, "I told you. Anyways I guess back to Gary's now huh?"

"Sure." I said. We walked down the street though I felt like I was being watched. Sure enough there was a bunch of eyes staring at us through most of the windows in the street. "Let's just get out of here." I said.

We made it back to Gary's and I dumped the bag at Gary's feet. I noticed that the sheep were back in their pen today. I must have overlooked that earlier.

"Here's the dark thorn eggs." I said.

"Oh thanks girls. I mean guys. I mean guy and girl."

"Is english your native language Gary?" I said curiously

"Yes."

"Oh that's interesting. I once knew a guy who's native language was 1337 SP34K and he spoke a lot like you. Believe it or not but my native language is actually Valley_Girl though I bet you wouldn't be able to tell now days."

"Right. Anyways I have something important to tell you."

"What."

"I've seen Slim and Dinela talking with each other."

"Oooohhh gossip." I said.

"No that's not what I mean. It's just me and Slim ain't the best of pals but I hope he stays careful 'round her. You know how troublesome she is."

"Uh she's the one who throws mud right?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. Well-" I thought about likewise warning Gary about Casandra but decided not to. "I'll make sure to wear a poncho?" I said. It was the best response I could think of.

"Okaaayy. Maybe you can also tell him for me if you get the chance."

"Yeah maybe."

Well anyways I ended the conversation and then turned to Lyle. "Hey why don't I show you around the farm?" I said.