19 Ways to Annoy Legolas

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WARNING: Suggestive material, minor violence. Reason why this is T-rated

12. Mentally scar him by showing him all the Legolas/Aragorn slash stories on Fanfiction.

13. Tell him that when we're all sleeping, he goes online to read Fanfiction and gets off on them.

"Hey Legolas! Come over here! Rainbow has something really cool from her world!"

Legolas looked up from fixing his bow at Pippin's yell. A few weeks ago, Rainbow decided to start showing the Fellowship stuff from her world and the Fellowship fell in love with the stuff.

"C'mon Legolas! You gotta see this!"

Legolas sighed and stood up. He knew that if he didn't go willingly, Pippin and Merry would drag him over.

In the middle of the field, all of the Fellowship was sitting around Rainbow and staring intently at the object she was holding.

"Guys! Why are you guys sitting in the middle of the field! Anyone can see us! What if Orcs attack?" Legolas yelled.

"It's fine Legolas." Aragorn said with a wave of his hand. "Rainbow's already caught them or scared them off."

"Wait. A seven year old captured and scared off Orcs? You gotta be kidding me."

"No! It's true!" Rainbow said with a big smile. "Look!"

Legolas turned in the direction Rainbow was pointing and stared in shock.

On the left side of the field, was a huge pile of Orcs. All of them were breathing though, but it was how they were all tied up that surprised Legolas.

"You tied them up with neon colored ribbon?"

"Yup." Rainbow said with a big smile."Turns out the color hurts their eyes. A lot."

Legolas stared warily at Rainbow's evil expression.

"Okay. So anyway, what did you want to show me?"

"Oooooo! You're absolutely going to love this!" Rainbow said with excitement. She then shoved the object she was holding in her hands into Legolas' face.

Legolas stared at the object before looking back up. "A laptop. You showed us this already." He then turned around to walk away.

"Wait Legolas! It's not the laptop I want to show you, it's what's on it!"

Legolas paused and turned back around. "What's so interesting on the laptop?"

"Fanfiction!" Rainbow squealed with happiness. The rest of the Fellowship cheered at the name of their new favorite website.

"Fanfiction? What's that?" Legolas asked with curiosity as he sat down joining the circle.

"It's a website where fans of different movies, tv shows, and books write stories about them. And one of the sections is Lord of the Rings!" Rainbow bounced up and down excitedly at that.

She stopped though at the confused expressions of the Fellowships faces. "Lord of the Rings? Hello? Ring a bell?"

Everyone shook their heads no. Rainbow sighed and shook her head.

"That's the name of your universe." Rainbow said with slowness like she was the adult and they were the seven year old.

"Oh." Everyone said in understanding.

"So, people write stories about us?" Pippin asked while jumping up and down excitedly.

"Yeah! It's really, really cool!" Rainbow said with a big grin. "Wanna see some of the stories?"

"Yes!" Everyone in the the Fellowship yelled.

"Okay! Here are some of the stories!"

Everyone crowded around Rainbow even more and started reading the different stories on the screen.

After 20 stories the Fellowship was dying from laughter.

"Oh my, I can't believe people wrote these." Gandalf said while wiping away a tear of laughter.

"I know! It's awesome!" Frodo said with a huge laugh.

"I know!" Rainbow said with a huge smile. "And I haven't even shown you the best stories yet!"

"Oooooo! What are they?" Legolas asked excitedly. Usually he found the stuff Rainbow brought from her world annoying , but Fanfiction was pretty awesome.

"Okay! Here they are!"

Everyone started reading the stories in earnest and after reading a few paragraphs, they were all staring at the stories in shock.

"Oh my word!"

"My eyes!"

"I'll never be able to look at Aragorn and Legolas the same way again!"

"I though you two weren't together!"

"We aren't!" Legolas and Aragorn yelled together. The stories Rainbow had shown them were preposterous. They weren't together at all!

"Legolas and I are not together! I'm still getting therapy for the crush Legolas has on me!" Aragorn yelped.

"I don't have a crush on you!" Legolas yelled. "Rainbow! Tell everyone that these stories aren't true!"

Everyone turned to stare at Rainbow.

"Well, technically these stories are what the fans of Lord of the Rings want to happen." Legolas sighed at Rainbow's words. "But that doesn't explain why Legolas reads them every night and gets off on them."

Everyone turned to stared in shock at Legolas.

Aragorn burst into tears at Rainbow's words. Gandalf quickly pulled Aragorn into his arms, whispering comforting words

"I don't do that!" Legolas yelled angrily, his face turning bright red.

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"That's it! I can't deal with all this anymore! I'm going to get you!" Legolas yelled before going to attack Rainbow.

Rainbow did a back flip out of the way before running off in the direction of the woods. On her way there, she untied the Orcs, in hopes of slowing Legolas down.

Legolas quickly pulled out a knife and started slashing at the Orcs, hoping to kill them all quickly so he could go get Rainbow and kill her slowly and painfully. He was NOT going to stan for this.

Meanwhile back at the rest of the Fellowship, Gandalf was still comforting Aragorn. After a few minutes, it still didn't seem like Aragorn was going to stop crying anytime soon.

"Sam, call Aragorn's therapist, Marie." Gandalf said.

"On it." Sam said while pulling out a cell phone.

Posted: ?/?/11
Revises: 2/17/13