It was about eight in the morning on a friday and Nick was just waking up. He blinked and something was wrong. He couldn't move!

"This means one of two things," he said out loud, "Either someone taped me to mybed, again! Or it's foggy..." He looked around. He was'nt covered in tape so-

It was one of those odd body anomolies that was triggered by weather. Some people get back pain before it rains, some people get a nasty cough before it hails, some people get itchy before it snows, some people experience a bad rash on their genitals before a humid day, and Nick, for some reason, was muscularly constricted when it was foggy. He couldn't reach his phone to alert anyone and his jaw was locked from a particularly rough game of volleyball in gym, so he couldn't yell for help.

In Jeremy's room Jeremy and Odd were discussing their recent XANA attack.

"I mean I know she was bug-creature and all but for sex it was pretty hot!" Odd admited licking his lips in a satisfied mannor.

"So why'd you and Heidi brake up?" Jeremy asked polishing his glasses lenses.

Odd nearly smirked, "Before you told me she was possesed I kinda asked he to do it like she did when she raped me!" Jeremy nearly dropped his glasses from giggling to hard, "Yeah, then she got off and walked out!"

"Naked?"

"Nah, she wanted to do some dominatrix shit and I was tied to the bed naked! She was in the whole get-up! Six inch stelleto heels! Corsette with buttons! Crotchless pants and panties and it was all under a long leather detective jacket!" Odd grinned and nearly came just thinking about it.

"How'd you get out?" Jeremy asked.

Odd blushed, "Let's just say you probably shouldn't get the paper in a while..." Jeremy was so lost, but he had no time to think on it because Yumi and Ulrich walked in.

"Hey guys!" Yumi giggled as she and Ulrich entered the room, "Hey Odd!" She giggled louder as Ulrich held the newspaper clutched in his fist.

Jeremy was just quick enough to snatch the newpaper before Odd could even grasp it, "Hmmmm... horny teens or drag queens?" He read the title of the page five article. In black and white was a still photo of Odd tied to his bed wearing make-up, a cape and a pair of leather boots, "Oh wow Odd this is really embarassing!" He read on, "Odd Della Robbia, silly class clown missing a chromosome or transgender pervert? The freshman student was found bound to his bed on Tuesday morning by your ace reporter, eight grader, Milly Solovieff- In Odd's defence he claims fellow ninth grader Heidi N'Guyen and he were role playing however Heidi has denyied that statement even with a witness confirming they saw Heidi enter the room of Della Robbia and Ulrich Stern with a dominatrix apparal and holding the bullwhip seen on Odd's chest (below). 'I always knew Heidi was a slut I mean she stole Maxxim from me so I wouldn't be suprised!' Quoted from the witness."

"Damn you Naomi!" Odd spited her through gritted teeth. Out in the hall the gang heard "Girlfight!" being screamed. The small group exited Jeremy's room to discover the sister's N'Guyen sprawled out on the floor sporting cuts and bruises

"I did NOT steal Maxxim from you!" Heidi screamed kneeing her sister in the breast making Naomi recoil.

"See what you've done!" Yumi sternly crossexamined Odd then she gave Odd a hard slap on the face. "You'd better think twice before role playing like that again!"

"Why the fuck am I the bad guy?" Odd protested caressing his cheek, "Heidi left me in the bed tied up!"

Ally snuck up on them, "What's going on?" The four teens jumped violently and Ulrich explained what happened. After a moment or two Ally smacked the shit out of Odd's other cheek, "Are you out of your damn mind!?" Ally pushed him to the ground and kicked him in the stomach, "You- *kick* -never- *kick* -ever- *kick* -talk- *kick* -about- *kick* -a girl's- *kick* -sex life!" Just for good measure or if she thought he deserved to spit up more blood she kicked him but this time she used the side of her shoe, "God damn Odd I thought you were intellegent. She walked towards the sisterly scuffle, ticked off. Ulrich and Yumi stared in amazement.

"Dude, are you okay?" Ulrich asked helping Odd to his feet.

"What the fuck crawled up her rotted nasty fuckhole and died!?" Odd cursed out Ally as he threw up more blood. Celeste broke up the fight after Heidi ducked a punch launched by Naomi and knocked out two of Celeste's teeth. Odd was taken to the Pricipal's office with Yumi and Ally plus the backstabbing daughter's N'Guyen. Moments later Milly and Tamiya were brought in as well as their temp cameraman- a senior named Guy Phillipe.

"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING!!?" He screamed as loud as he could at all the students before him, "I CAN'T NEARLY THINK OF A PUNISHMENT SO ACCURATE TO GIVE ALL OFF YOU!!?" It was the scariest thing they all saw the man was wild-eyed they were lucky he wasn't beating them, "YOUR LUCKY MISS N'GUYEN THAT MISS FOXX DOESN'T SUE YOUR FAMILY FOR THE TEETH YOU KNOCKED OUT OF HER MOUTH!!"

Nobody spoke at all.

"Miss Diop, Miss Solovieff, and Mr. Philipe!" He began, "For printing this- this- smut! You are banned from all school activities! Your dorms will be on opposite sides of the campus and I'm changing your roster Miss Diop so you have no classes with Miss Solovieff!"

"That's not fair!" Milly protested.

"Tough shit, Missy!" he replied.

"As for you two..." He adressed the battered sisters "...I'm getting on the phone with my brother-in-law and telling him to send both of you to seperate military schools!" Naturally the two girls protested to their uncle, "Shut your mouths and deal with it!" Odd gulped now they got theirs, "Miss Ishiyama for hitting Mr. Della Robbia your suspended for a week!" Yumi was suprised her punishment wasn't expulsion, "Now Miss McLowe since your mother contributes so much to the school I'm not expelling you; however, for beating up Mr. Della Robbia you are to have detention every day from now until Spring!" Ally could live with that, "But I'm not done! You will also have a fellow classmate hound you whenever you are not in a classroom! They will be observing you and writing down everything you do whatever, whenever!" This was bad now Ally couldn't help fight XANA unless one of the other Lyoko warriors followed her.

"But I-" Ally stammered.

"No buts!" he screamed, "Now Mr. Della Robbia for this explicit and vulgar photo and violation of the 'no sex in the dorms' rule your punishment is... uhhh... hmmm... I can't give you detention this is cause for more, and I can't suspend you because this photo was taken not by choice... hmm... Odd you must... uhh... spend a day with all the teachers helping them with all thier work, and you will be locked in your room after supper. During stepping outs from the classroom you will be escorted by a classmate, plus you must give an oral report about sex to your classmates!" He grinned evily. This was even worse now he would not be able to help with Lyoko.

Once home Yumi was confronted by her parents, "While you are grounded, you will only leave your room for meals. Then be sent back to you room with either me, your mother, or your brother escorting you," Mr. Ishiyama laid it out there, "I'm also taking your television, books, cellphone," He held out his hand and Yumi grudgingly gave her cellphone over, "and allowance away until I feel you deserve it back!" And with that Takeo escorted his daughter to her room and locked her in. Her room was bare without her television, and bookshelf. Just her mattress along the wall and the egg crate which held her television.

"That fucking prick! He took my boxspring!" Yumi said angrily.

Ally was being followed by Sissi who was making her presence a complete hell, "Hmm... giving monitor contemptuous looks-" She jotted it down on her notepad.

"I'm suprised you can pronounce contemptuous let alone spell it!" She joked about to open the door to her dormroom.

"Disreguarding the monitor's feelings with nasty remarks!" Sissi giggled maliciously as she entered Ally's dorm. She looked around, "Too many photos on the wall! All of half naked celebrities and some of a fellow student, half-naked himself!" Sissi was relishing this moment until Ally lost her nerve and removed Sissi forcefully from her dorm, "Violating well-being of monitor!" She whined while picking herself up.

The next day was just as foggy as the day's predecessor and Nick still stuck in his bed was so disturbed by the fact that everyone forgot him and didn't look for him.

Ulrich, Summer, and Savanna were all that were left if XANA attacked; unfortunately, this total was lowered that afternoon, "Stern eyes on the ball!" Jim yelled during a baseball game.

WHAM!!

Ulrich woke up in the infirmory with amnesia he couldn't recognize anyone! Not even Savanna!

Night fell, and Ally was being skulked by Herb who just like Sissi was enjoying himself to much, "So what are you gonna do?" Herb smiled dangerously.

Nick heard a noise which woke him from his nap. Someone or something was at the foot of his bed. A group of vicious alleycats with XANA's symbol flickering in their eyes where crawling thought the vent next to his dressor.

Jeremy's laptop beeped while he was walking back from visiting Ulrich, "What's wrong Aelita?"

"XANA has launched an attack!" She panted taking cover behind a boulder in the mountian region, "I need some help, Jeremy! XANA's sent an entire batallion to do me in!"

"Of all the days!" He quickly explained the sistuation to Aelita.

"Well lets think!"

The cats hissed and snarled at Nick.

Ally's phone vibrated.

"Who's that?" Herb tried to grab Ally's cellphone from her with futile effort.

Savanna's phone rang while she and Summer were visiting Ulrich, "XANA?" Summer asked and Savanna replied with a nod

"Yumi!" Mr. Ishiyama yelled up to her grounded daughter.

"Yeah?"

"Your father and I are going out!" She said, "Hiroki is gonna watch over you!" Yumi felt like a little shit.

Nick's cellphone vibrated and the cats attacked.

Odd was being followed by Nicholas when his cellphone went off, "Hey Nicholas, I gotta use the men's room!" Nicholas followed him into the bathroom. Odd went to the far left stall with the window above it. He sat on the toilet after putting the lid on. Cunningly enough, Odd slipped out of his pants and shoes leaving them in sitting position to fool Nicholas as he slipped out the window.

Ally could've used hundreds of methods to easily escape this situation; however, she was dealing with Herb who would see though anything so she worked with something Ulrich told her two weeks ago. Her cellphone stopped vibrating, "You know Herb... I heard from a little birdie you have the teensiest crush on me!" She playfully flirted with him. Herb tried to hold his ground, "You know I have a thing for men who take control..."

"Don't you try that on-!" Herb began but stopped because Ally put her finger to his lips.

"Shhhh!" Ally flirted, "Don't talk..." She pulled him towards her dormroom, "I'll be the naughty schoolgirl and you can be my strict teacher..." Herb blushed. She slowly entered the room pulling in Herb by his belt.

Summer and Savanna ran the distance from the manhole to the factory with Jeremy at their heels, "Is this it?" Summer asked swinging off her cable into the elevator.

Nick was being mauled by the cats. Interestingly enough being scratched up by all the cats made him regain feeling in his body. He fell over onto his floor and crawled his way towards his door.

Ally shut the door and dimmed her lights after locking up. She strutted over to Herb who was cowering against the wall, "Now, Mr. Herb were's my detention slip?" She ripped his shirt off and traced an H on his chest, "Is it in here?" She whispered in his ear as her hand slipped into his pants. She grabbed something which felt two times bigger than a normal penis. He got hard and his pants button popped out. His pants fell around his waist as did his underwear with Ally's assistance.

"Transfer Summer!" Jeremy cried, "Scanner Savanna! Virtualization!"

The two sisters landed in the mountain region. Then immediately they were surrounded, "Any suggestions?" Summer asked Savanna as the ring of monsters powered up their lasers.

"Just one!" Savanna smiled as the monsters continued charging up their lasers, "Jeremy is the Razzle Dazzle ready yet?"

Jeremy openned up Summer and Savanna's profiles, "Yes and you both have enough life points but don't use it to-!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Summer hissed.

The monsters fired and the two sisters linked arms and sang, "Razzle Dazzle!" An intense Saphire and Ruby coating covered the girls and the monsters attacks deflected off of their shiny coatings, defeating them all.

"Let's go Aelita!" Summer called out to the pink-hairred pixie-like girl.

"You have to dislink arms or all your life points'll drain!" Jeremy cried, the sister tried to seperate.

"I'm stuck!" Summer shouted.

"Me too!" Savanna agreed.

"It's a kink in the programing which I tried to warn you about!" Jeremy screamed, "If attached longer than five seconds you'll stick together!"

"Watch out!" said Summer. She pushed Aelita out of harms way from a wave of Roaches. The attacks rebounded off the sisters and destroyed the wave. Then Summer and Savanna devirturalized. At such an inconveinent time too! Aelita was being chased towards three megatanks by two hornets.

"AELITA!!" Jeremy yelled at the top of his lungs.

"It's okay Jeremy!" Odd's voice came from a scanner, "Send me!" Jeremy didn't argue.

The cat-boy landed on top of one of the two hornets, "Laser Arrow!" He destroyed the other before weighing down the second.

"Stay behind me, Aelita," motioned Odd.

Herb was spent after ruining Ally's hair with his cum. She quickly redressed and took his glasses and all his clothes so he wouldn't dare leave the room. Downstairs she found Nick crawling from the demented doormouse-eaters, "Nick!" She kicked away the few that where surrounding him then she picked him up and helped him down the stairs carefully. Ally heard mewing on the otherside of the ground floor door.

"Summer your a fast runner, right?" Summer nodded 'yes' to Jeremy's question, "We need Yumi's help to get to the tower, and Ally and Nick won't anwser!" Summer quickly used the ladder to leave the room.

"Alright Odd!" Nicholas said agitated, "You haven't answered me when are you gonna finish?" He looked at the decoy which fell down, "Huh?" He looked under the stall door and saw all of Odd's clothes on the seat which held up the pants.

Back on Lyoko, our heroes were trapped behind a bonsai tree, taking cover from the mekatanks.

"How are we ever going to get past them?" said Aelita with a worried look.

"I dunno," said Odd. "I can take one- maybe two, but three tanks I don't think so!"

"Just hang on Summer went to get Yumi!" Jeremy said.

Nick and Ally were surrounded. They only had one choice, hope for a miracle.

About ten minutes of waiting passed and Yumi was in the scanner.

Yumi landed right next to the two worn warriors, "Need some help?" Yumi placed her hands on her temple and focused her mind on a nearby rock, "Telekinisis." Her body glowed with a light red color. Yumi closed her eyes and lifted the rock higher as a tank came under its faint shadow. She dropped the rock and the monster exploded.

"Thanks!" Odd replied, "I got these two!" The three ran foward and the mekatanks followed Aelita and Yuim until Odd whistled, "Hey ugly one and ugly two!" The mekatanks changed their target. Aelita entered the tower. Odd, spread eagle took what was coming.

"Mr. Delmas!" Nicholas barged in, "Odd's escaped!" The principal, furriously got up.

Odd emerged, naked from his cylindrical canister falling to the floor. All the molecule rearrangement made him cum all over himself, "Wow what a rush!" he panted, "I gotta do hat again sometime.

Aelita moved up the tower as Nick and Ally were now out of options any moment they'd lunge. Mr. Delmas and Nicholas entered, "What the hell?" The cats lunged.

"Return to the past, now!" said the boy with glasses. A bright light emerged from the factory's core.

Back at school, only this time doing a favor they returned to tuesday.

"Hey, Heidi?" Odd asked the girl entering his room dressed like a dominatrix.

"Yeah Odd?" The girl responded.

"I don't think this'll work!" he replied.

"What do you mean I have everything, don't I?" She asked innocently.

"I mean us!" he responded.

"Are you breaking up with me?" she asked, Odd nodded. She breathed, "Ohh, thank god I was gonna dump you for Maxxim anyway!"