Hello. it's me. I forgot my freaking password but yesterday i freaking realized I could just log in with my account. T_T
Also tests have killed me these past weeks, midterms. Luckily, I passed them all :D
... barely
Magnus and I couldn't agree on what happened when Alec got home so we just kinda, skipped it. But if she decides too, she'll post it on her own account, Magnus' Comical Romance.
We gave Alec a break to prepare for the actual shit storm that is going to hit him in the nut sack in near chapters, I had planned on letting the causes of his misfortune live for the rest of the story, but unfortunately, they will all be murder of victims of the one by the name of Lemon (guest)
But since no one will find the bodies, this piece of information is clearly irrelevant as they all probably went a long vacation or moved to the depths of hell or something. No big deal.
Anyways, I don't own anything. Do you?
Today, was the day. The possibility for things to go incredibly and immensely wrong, is high. Very high. But we're both willing to take a chance.
I took a breath before giving the door a firm knock. A minute passed and the door hadn't opened. I tilted my head and knocked again. Again, no answer. I sighed, pulling my phone out of my pocket and dialing his number.
Before I could press the call button, the door whipped open, and there he was, in his lavender and silky robe. I smiled at his face as he leaned against the door, trying too hard to look bored.
"Oh, you're here. Finally. I was getting tired of waiting you know."
"My deepest apologies, sir. But I have arrived. Shall we get this over with?" He nodded and stepped back allowing me inside. I looked around and didn't see the Chairmen anywhere. Good, we had some time.
I heard him close the door and turned around. He looked at the cage in my hand and jerked his chin towards it.
"Open it. I wanna see him." I nodded my head, glancing around once more before hesitantly lowering it down to the ground. I unclipped the old lock and pulled the door open.
A couple of seconds passed before the handsome Persian emerged from his cage. He looked around curiously for only a second before his eyes landed on Magnus.
"He's quite big." Magnus commented.
"Perhaps a bit, too big?" He got onto his knees and put his hand out to pet Church, who stepped back immediately. I smiled, picking Church up like a baby, cradling him in my arms.
"He's just a bit shy." I gushed, smiling down at my perfect little angel.
"It's ok Church, he's not gonna hurt cha" he glared at me for a second before tilting his head over at Magnus, clearly disapproving of his otherworldly appearance. He jumped out of my hands and circled around Magnus' bare legs, looking up at him expectantly.
Magnus, seemingly used to this behavior, bent over and pet Church along his back. No sooner than that did we hear a scandalized hiss. My head whipped to the side as I gasped.
The kitten was furious, that much was clear. His pointed glare fixed on Magnus' hand. His teeth were bared, and his stance showed that he was ready to fight.
Church looked like he was amused by the sight, as he just sat up, staring down at the kitten.
"Oh no." I heard Magnus murmur as Chairmen rushed Church, claws extended. Church didn't make any movements as the fluffy kitten got closer.
I covered my mouth to stifle a laugh when Chairmen jumped into the air to land an attack, only to be brought back down to the ground by a paw smack. He squirmed around for a bit before trying again, getting the same results.
Sulkily, he turned towards Magnus who was watching the encounter with stark amusement. Chairmen hissed at him before turning to me, with the same eyes. I sighed crouching down to at least scratch him on his head. He purred gratefully and I jumped at the terrifying hiss that came from Church.
Even Magnus looked at bit scared. Church jumped on me, clawing at my jeans. I pet him too, hoping that would calm him down, but to no avail. Next thing I knew, he was chasing Chairmen around Magnus' place.
"Do you thi-"
"They'll be fine. Now come on, I have something I want to show you." I nodded my head and followed to what I assume was his bedroom. I stood by idly in his doorway as he searched his draws for something.
When he found it, he grinned and pulled it out. He turned towards me and skipped over.
"I got this the other day while I was out shopping for some new shoes." In his hand, presented to me was a dark blue leather bracelet.
"I thought it was cute, and honestly I think it's the only thing I think you'd actually wear if I gave you, ha." I smiled a little as he dropped it into my hand.
"Thanks." I replied quickly putting it on and grinning at him. It didn't quite fit me, on the looser side, but I was quite happy nonetheless.
"You're welcome my young student, although I must say. I did give that to you with an ulterior motive." I squinted my eyes just a bit.
"And that is?"
"Well, as we discovered a while back now, I am shit at math. And you see, I was thinking that you could help me grade papers?"
"Haven't you ever heard of a calculator ? Or even google?" I giggled. He paused for just a second.
"Of course I have! But if the government is really watching my search history? Oh boy, I've got enough crazy things in there for them to arrest me. Wouldn't want them adding to my description 'doesn't know 5 times 12' too."
"It's 60." He scowled.
"I know what it is! I was just using it as an example." I laughed and nodded my head.
"Ok ok. I'll help you."
And so that's what we spent 2 hours doing, laughing at stupid answers, wondering how students found the answers using the wrong equations, and laughing at one of the students who wrote 'Jesus' as the answer for all the questions.
By the time we were done, my face was incredibly red and my stomach was cramping from all the excessive laughter. Magnus was in a similar state.
"Merw." I looked down. Church was at my feet, giving me his kitty eyes.
"he's hungry." I commented.
"Gotcha." Magnus responded, getting up and limping to the kitchen. He came out a couple minutes later with two plates of cat food.
"You're getting the good stuff today Church." He jumped happily over to one of the plates and began eating it right up. I heard a cute "meow." From another room and Church stopped eating, he went towards the sound and came back seconds later with Chairmen on his back.
Magnus looked at me with an infuriating look. The type that makes you want to bash their face in with a melon. Of course I'd never do that to Magnus. Though I don't doubt he'd rock the broken nose look.
"I told you they'd be fine. Look how cute they are."
"Note that I never disagreed."
"Whatever. Watching them eat is making me hungry." He stared at me for a second before disappearing into his kitchen. I watched as the cats conversed with one another and smiled.
"I'm glad they like each other so much. The hissing over the phone was cute for like 2 minutes before it got upsetting. Not only that but Chairmen SHREDDED my clothes." I laughed shortly before groaning.
"My cheeks hurt so freaking bad."
"Which ones darling?" He winked, coming out of the kitchen with a bag of buttery popcorn.
"Come now, we deserve to relax and enjoy a movie, don't you think?" I shrugged following him into the living room. He flopped down on the sofa, which I swear changed colors from the last time I'd seen it.
I slowly sat down beside him, kicking my shoes off and pulling my legs up against my chest. He clapped his hands singing some commercial songs and the lights flickered off.
He hummed the tune over and over again as he selected a movie on demand. He mumbled something under his breath that I didn't quite catch before selecting a movie.
He turned to me with an easy grin.
"Happy Halloween."
"Halloween was months a- AAAH!" I almost shit myself when something from the other side of the screen slammed itself against it. Cracks appeared on the television and Magnus laughed, opening the bag of popcorn.
"Oh right, well happy Valentine's Day."
I was in tears by the near end of the movie. All the jumpscares, trips, turnarounds, and dramatic music have made a mess out of me. The little girl was just about to catch the group when Magnus paused it. I let out a sigh that was in between frustrated and relieved as Magnus quickly pressed out and onto the main tv.
"Halftime is about to start." He mumbled repeatedly. I was about to question him, but he shushed me so loudly, i just sat back into the seat. I looked over at the television where some strange woman was staring into the camera, singing;
"God bless America, land that I love." I glanced over at Magnus who was biting his wrists, rocking back and forth.
"GAGA MY FUCKING QUEEN! YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING IT! YAS YAS YAS YAAAAAS!"
The woman- gaga- jumped off whatever she was standing on and Magnus screamed and then cheered as she dangled like a spider in the air, lowering down to the ground. The music changed,
"I'm on the edge!" she called out, standing in what while I thought was a ridiculous pose, but Magnus obviously disagreed as he stood up and copied her pose. She started stomping her foot, jerking her shoulders and Magnus copied that as well.
"I wanna hold them like they do in Texas, please." And then the music cut off.
"1!2!3! Fold em', let them hit me, raise it baby-" She lifted off the ground and levitated, something Magnus could not copy, but that did not stop him from trying. Next thing I knew, she was twirling around in the air, and somehow singing at the same time.
"Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my, POKER FACE!" Magnus sang(yelled) along, dancing wildly. This went on for like 15 minutes. Somehow, this Gaga, had been able to do a costume change in the middle of a transition, wearing a football like uniform that cut off at her ribs.
"I DON'T WANNA BE FRIENDSSSSS!- WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!" I laughed as Magnus screeched at the top of his lungs, his eyes were red and puffy and there was a limp in his step from when he had stubbed his toe on the coffee table. Gaga jumped off the staircase and disappeared.
At that moment, Magnus dropped to his knees and cried some gibberish. It took a while for him to calm down. The television had started showing brawny man running up and down a field, chasing after a rounded diamond.
"My love, my reason to live, my life, my cat, my money, I would trade them all to see that again." I heard a hiss from the other side of the house and laughed. I looked over at the bag of popcorn next to me and picked up a handful. One by one, I chucked them at Magnus. Some landed in his hair, and others bounced off of his back.
I tried really fuckin hard not to notice that his robe had risen up, it being not long to begin with, allowed me to see- or not see- the scandalous dark red briefs he was sporting. I bet if I squinted hard enough I could see- Nope, let's not finish that thought.
He shakily got up on his hands and knees, panting like he was out of breath.
"I think, hah, I think that just completed my life, the second she jumped off." I threw another piece of popcorn at him.
"You have no right to be tired. That poor woman performed for 15 minutes, singing and dancing, wearing uncomfortable clothes."
"First of all, let's get some things straight. You are NOT to use poor and woman in the same sentence if that woman you're referring to, is Lady Gaga. It's factually and grammatically incorrect." I snorted.
He glared at me before continuing. "And," he said with a sharp edge, "She is a trained professional. This is her job. SO! Therefore you will treat her with the love and respect she deserves." Not liking the tone he had spoken to me with, I threw the rest of the popcorn in my hand at him. He caught like 2 of them in his mouth and rest hit him on the cheek fell into his robe opening.
"You better be ready on Monday to sing me all of the songs in her order. If you can't, I'm taking points off your average."
"You can't!"
"I can and I will. Now help me up. I killed all of my muscles."
"After the way you just patronized me? And threatened me? Yeah no. enjoy the floor." He gaped at me and I smirked.
"And since you're all the way down there," I started turning beside me to pluck the remote of the seat where he had been before.
"You can't exactly control the tv now can you? It's ok. I know how to work one. And I'll put on a show I know you'll just LOVE. How do I know this? Because you have no other option." I smiled as he groaned on the floor, looking up at the television with mild distaste.
"This was Church's favorite show when he was just a kitten." I informed Magnus, raising the volume.
"Churchie! Come here!" He came running over no sooner had I said that and jumped onto the couch beside me. A lonely mewl came from the kitchen and Church looked up at me.
"Chairmen?" He came running as well and hopped up next to church, purring delightedly. But Church either didn't see him, or didn't care. His eyes were fixated on the screen.
The screen playing Yo Gabba Gabba.
The patriots won lol. And 100% serious, Magnus' reaction in the chapter, was my reaction when it actually happened.
Also, I feel like we're trying to hard to make this funny, but you guys can tell me what you guys think.
Also the Sebastian in the class isn't Verlac. I'm just kind of stupid and Riyah didn't correct me. lol.
Who do you think is going to piss in Alec's cereal? Does he eat the cereal? does he even notice it's yellow color?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME!