"Double D?" Once again Avery found himself sitting on top of the smartest Ed of all attempting to wake him in time for school.
"Get your lazy arse up." Avery growled.

Finally fed up Avery rolled to the side of Edd and pushed.

Double D hit the floor with a thud.

A muffled 'damn it' came from the fallen Edd.

Avery clearly was proud of himself. Why didn't I do that a month ago? He asked himself.

"You have ten minutes to get ready."

Double D groaned. He picked himself off of the floor cursing Avery all the way to the bathroom.

Avery stood in the doorway timing Double D.

Making sure to call out when another minute passed.

Beanie Boy finally emerged from the bathroom dressed all in purple.

"Let's go school's starts in twenty minutes."

Edd's lips moved into a pout. "You said I only had ten minutes."

"I was lying now go get in the car."

"I don't like this song."

"Stop that bloody poutin' it's not attractive."

Double D ignored Avery. He began to tap the Dash Board.

Avery made a sharp turn into the school's parking lot.

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Avery (as usual) entered the main building with much vigor. He swayed his hips as he walked greeting anyone he passed. Double D followed along, staring at the ground as he heard whispers. He said his goodbyes to Avery when they had to part ways. He walked down a seemingly deserted hallway to his locker.

He slowly turned the lock 25-6-38 He pulled open the door and out fell a bunch of woman's lacy panties within the mix were AA size bras. Double D almost fainted at what he saw hanging in the locker a nurse outfit and a school girl outfit. A note was taped over his Tom Felton poster (1). His face was flushed with embarrassment and anger. The note read –

I figured these would fit you I'm sure your next fuck will enjoy it

-Marie

Double D tore the note up. He glared at the underwear as if it were mocking him. He started to pouted again as he picked them off of the floor.

He had to admit they were kind of cute, a rainbow color scheme. But he would never wear them. He screamed when he came across a thong. He flung it in his locker as if it were a plague infested rat. He quickly looked around to make sure no one heard him. He decided today was a day to carry around everything. He snatched up his books careful to avoid the thong. He puffed up his cheeks in annoyance. "I'll come get you after school," He told them. He slammed the locker.

Double D headed for his first period class, Psychology (2) with Mrs. Beck. Of course she was late. Double D sits in the 3rd row next to the window right next to Sydney.

Unfortunately He was absent today. Edd so far was getting a 100% A. He enjoyed Psychology, but his true passion was Robotics AKA his third period.

Mrs. Beck walked in, her belly protruding from her shirt. She's seven months pregnant. Today they studied memory. Truth be told he didn't focus for the most part. 65 minutes (3) later it was time for 2nd period, creative writing. Double D wrote a story about a buck named Shikamaru going on a search for a beautiful white bird he had seen. Sadly that bird was killed by a hunter, and Shikamaru created Human season (4). Then he had to read it aloud. The class was partly amused and partly horrified. This pleased Edd. Finally the bell ran and it was time for the reason of his existence, Robotics.

Now Ms. Scotts was not his favorite teacher, but he loved her class. Today they were working with wiring the Bot. In this class Ed could really show off. Not that he didn't in his other classes but in this class he didn't get made fun of. Sadly all things must come to an end. He was on his way to lunch when he was pulled into an empty classroom.

"What the hell?" Edd screeched.

"Keep it down sock head."

Edd's eyes widened at the sight of Eddy.

"Before you freak out on me, I have a deal for you."

Double D looked skeptical. Eddy became irritated.

"I'm not gonna beat you up or anything…I'm not!"

"Right, I'm going to leave now."
"Wait! I'll help you get back at Marie."

Edd stopped in his tracks. His lace up boots making an eek sound.

Eddy smirked.

"What's in it for you?"

"A date."

"WHAT?!"
"Not with me and you-"

"You and I."

"You sure as hell didn't change, anyway you and Lilia."

"No. Doesn't she know I'm gay?"

"Yeah she knows she just doesn't care. Come on Double D I'm begging here."

"Your pathetic. I f I agree it's one date. One and only one."

"It has to be for tomorrow."

"My birthday?"

"Yes."
"Did you get yourself into deep shit?"

Eddy nodded.

"Get on your knees and beg."

Eddy glared at Edd and crossed his arms.

"Fuck you."

"Aw looks like you're going to drown in the shit then?"

Eddy fought himself mentally.

Edd smirked as Eddy got on his knees.

"Please oh gracious Double D will you date Lilia the bitch."

"It better be a damn good plot against Marie."

Eddy jumped up. "So you'll do it?"
"Yes, I didn't have a date anyway." Edd looked at the clock on the wall.

"I have to go meet Avery…ten minutes ago."

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"You were that desperate for a date?"

"No but I dunno Eddy was so pathetic and I could say no without the guilt."

Edd looked down but seconds later he snapped his head up.

"Oh I forgot to tell you about what happened this morning. I get to my locker and when I open it women's unmentionables fall out. There's also two costumes, and then a note over Tom's Face." Edd pretended to have a heart attack.

Avery gasped "No."

"Yes."

"Not tom, not my ferret."

"Oh yes, and the letter said 'I'm sure your next fuck will enjoy this'."

"Seriously? Let me guess Marie. That stupid twit."

Double D nodded

"Seduce Ed."

"…Why?"
"To get even."

"…Excuse me I uh have to go…"

He pushed himself away from the bench and ran for the nearest bathroom.

He stared at himself in the mirror. There were bags underneath them; he only got 4 hours of sleep last night.

He groaned. The door opened. In stepped a large figure. Double D paid him no mind. He leaned over the counter for better look.

The figure moved towards Double D. The man reached for Double D. Now Double D took notice of him. He swiveled around to find the man that he had been trying son hard to forget.

Ed tried again.

"No. D-Don't touch me Ed."

"Double D." What was that in Ed's voice, was that a whine?

Double D could help but notice the pleading in his eyes and the fact Edd's hair was up, but tied by a single hair band.

Ed took a step forward. Double D took a step back.

This cycle continued until Edd was up against the wall. Ed rested his hands on the sides of Double D's head. He leaned in. Edd closed his eyes and bit his lips and waited. But nothing happened. The only sound in the room was breathing. Edd felt Ed's breath on his neck. Ed seemed to be…smelling him. Double just stared at him wide-eyed. Ed moved one of his hands behind Double D's neck. He rubbed Edd's neck. Their eyes locked for what seemed like hours until Ed let him go. Ed left the restroom. Edd stood there shocked until the bell rang, signaling that it was time for the last class of the day. He felt confused all over again. Damn Ed.

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He was almost late to Photography. Good and bad news, Good news he had it with Avery Bad news he had it with Ed and Marie…and Kevin..

Mr. Lily was absent so they had a sub who let them do whatever they wanted.

He sat there with Avery doodling new ideas for inventions. Avery sat there texting.

"Double D can we talk?" Kevin was suddenly right next to him.

"Ah sure." Kevin and Edd stared at Avery.

"If you want me to leave all you have to do is ask." Nevertheless Avery walked away.

"About last night…"

"Yes? What about it."

"Double D will you keep that a secret?"
Not again.

"What?!" Edd hissed.

Kevin looked down.

"I've been seeing this one girl and I kinda let my feelings take over. I couldn't resist, you look so cute sitting there all wet. It uh was a turn on and I forgot all about her."

Edd was surprised that he wasn't angry.

"It's fine."

Kevin looked relieved.

"Thanks, I owe you."

Edd nodded a gave a laugh, forced, but Edd could be a good actor if he tried.

Kevin walked back over to who Edd assumed was his girlfriend.

He smiled sadly as Kevin hugged her.

Avery came over and did the same to Edd.

Avery sat and then pulled Edd onto his lap.

"There there." He patted Edd's bum. Edd giggled.

"So we have 3 minutes what'd you wanna do?"

"Akiro."

"Back off."

"Relax I'm joking, he's not even here."

"Excited for your birthday?"

"I don't wanna go any more."
"Get over it."

Edd pouted.

"I wanna sleep."

"Not before you try on those outfits that were left for you."

"I have no Idea how she afforded them she lives in a trailer."

The two boys holding each other looked in Maries direction where she sat with Lee and Ed. Ed was glaring at them, Marie noticed. She strolled over to them.

"Like the gifts Double D?" She said his name with fake sweetness.

"How did you afford them, they didn't look used so…"

"My Aunt owns a sex shop."

"I see class runs in the family." Avery cut in.

Marie ignored him, "Did you find the vibrator?"

"What vibrator?"

"I stuck it into the pockets of the Nurse's dress, looks like a real one too."

Edd grimaced at the thought.

"You're nasty."

"I figured it could replace Ed's since it's about the same size."

Avery raised his eyebrow.

Avery moved his hands in a shooing motion.

"Be gone."

"Don't tell me what to d-"

RRR-III-NN-GG.

Avery grabbed Edd and rushed him out of the door.

"Come on I want to see them."

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I love Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy).

We have this class at my high school

There are only 4 classes a day and each are 75 minutes long.

SHIKANEJI FOREVER! (Naruto)

I'm really late on the updates. Did you here that there's suppose to be a sixth season of Ed Edd n Eddy? There suppose to be a movie about the Eds getting into trouble and they go off to find Eddy's brother…I have yet to see that….I want it. Happy Late holidays!