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(At The Sohma Household)

"Augh! Yuki! That's it I'm staying at Hanajima's house tonight!" Tohru shouted at Yuki angrily.

"I'm sorry! Really, you should take that as a compliment!" Yuki pleaded.

"Who, what, when, where, why?" asked Narita entering the room with Kyo behind her.

"And how?" asked Kyo.

"Who; Yuki! What; nothing. When; just now! Where; upstairs! Why; I don't know!" Tohru shouted and then cried, answering Narita's questions.

"How; Tohru asked me if her jeans made her but look big and I said yes. Because I think it's a compliment!" Yuki said answering Kyo's question.

"Really it is a compliment," said Kyo, "Hey Narita? Your but looks big. See compliment." Narita did a disgusted gasp.

"Mind if I tag along?" Narita asked Tohru in a disgusted tone.

"No not at all!" said Tohru just as disgusted.

"No!" said Kyo and Yuki at the same time. Tohru and Narita where storming upstairs and into their rooms. Being followed by a pleading Yuki and Kyo. Tohru and Narita where in their room and where throwing a few clothes and bathroom necessities in their over night bags.

"But, but, but!" Kyo stammered.

"Haven't you ever heard that song... I like big buts and I cannot," Yuki sang.

"No other brothers can deny," Kyo finished.

"Oh shut up!" said Narita. The two angry girls stormed down the stairs and headed over to Hanajima's house.

"Good bye!" said Tohru before they left. Kyo and Yuki stood there, slumped over at the door step.

(At Hanajima's House)

"I'm really glad you two could come over," said Hanajima.

"Yeah I was just about to call and ask anyways," sad Arisa who was standing in Hanajima's door way," You guy seemed pretty pissed. What happened this time?"

""Yuki/Kyo said my but looked big!" Tohru and Narita said at the same time. Tohru saying 'Yuki' and Narita saying 'Kyo'. That made Arisa crack up on the floor.

"Well that's very rude. And to think I thought Yuki was a gentleman. I mean Kyo I would expect it from...," said Hanajima.

"Well that doesn't matter anymore. We're here to have fun!" Arisa exclaimed throwing her fist in the air when she said 'fun'. Tohru giggled when she did that.

"Well what are we going to do?" asked Tohru.

"I know!" said Arisa.

"What?" asked Narita. Arisa turned on the TV to some random channel. She pulled a bottle of whisky out of her back pack.

"Every time someone says... (she's trying to think of something people never say) 'pinapples' on the boobtube we drink," she said getting a shot glass out of her backpack also.

"I'm not even gonna ask where you got that," said Hanajima.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?!" asked Tohru.

"Oh it's fine Tohru! I mean how many times do people say 'pinapples' on TV?" Arisa asked.

About Two and a Half Hours Later:

Aperentally they were watching the cooking chanel, and they were doing something on Hawiian dishes. So they said 'pinapples', alot. All the girls got drunk... Tohru was twirling around in circles, Hanajima was giggling a lot, Arisa kept playing jump rope badly, and Narita was sitting in the corner calmly.

"Weeeeeeeeee!" said Tohru who fell to the ground.

"Tohru! You're drunk!" Hanajima giggled.

"Well so are you!" said Tohru.

"Daaamnnn jummmp rooope'sss brokeeennn," Arisa slurred. Really she just got the rope twisted around her leg. Narita started to twitch.

"We're all fucking drunk. Stupid fucking TV wouldn't stop saying fucking pinapples!" Narita said (A/N: she says fuck alot if she's mad... or drunk.).

"Oooooh! Somebody angry!" squealed Tohru.

(With the Boys)

1:30 A.M.

Kyo got up and knocked on Yuki's door.

"Who is it?" Yuki asked.

"Kyo...," Kyo said.

"What do you want?"

"Can I come in?"

"... Fine." Kyo went into Yuki's room. Yuki had the lights on and wasn't sleeping at all. Kyo sat on the edge of Yuki's bed.

"I'm depressed!" Kyo whined.

"Me too!" Yuki whined back, "I want ice cream!"

"Me too!" said Kyo. The two boys went down stairs. All Yuki was wearing was blue boxers and a white wife-beater, and all Kyo was wearing was red boxers and a black wife-beater. Normally they would've been in pajamas, but the girls where at Hana's and Shigure was at Ayame's (who knows why...). Kyo and Yuki both got out big tubs of ice cream from the freezer. They plopped down on the couch and started eating ice cream straight from the jug. They sat in silence until they both finished off the rest of their ice cream and just threw the empty tubs on the ground. Kyo got up and turned on the CD player. Yuki and Kyo sang along. They even sang the drum and guitar parts... (Down With The Sickness)

"Duna duna da-dun duna duna da-dun," Yuki sang.

"Can you feel that?" Kyo sang while Yuki kept going 'duna duna da-dun', "Oh shit..."

"Danununa danununa dan-danununa," Yuki sang.

"AH WAH AH AH AH!" they both shouted together.

"Danununa danununa dan-danununa," Yuki sang, again.

"AH WAH AH AH AH!" they both shouted together, yet again.

"Danununa danununa dan-danununa," Yuki sang.

"OH-OH! OH-OH! OH-OH!" they both shouted.

"Drowning deep in my sea of loathing. Broken your servant, I knell..," Yuki sang.

"Will you give into me?" Kyo sang.

"It seems what's left of my human side is slowly changing. In me..," Yuki sang.

"Will you give into me?"

"Looking at my own reflection..."

"When suddenly it changes! Violently it changes! Oh no!"

"There is no turning back now you've woken up the demon..."

"In me!"

"Get up come on get down with the sickness! Get up come on get down with the sickness! Get up come on get down with the sickness open up your hate and let it flow into me! Get up come on get down with the sickness! You mother get up come on get down with the sickness! You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness! Madness is the gift that has been givin to me!" they both sang/shouted together.

"I can see inside you the sickness is rising. Don't try to deny what you feel," Yuki sang.

"Will you give into me?" sang Kyo.

"It seems all that was good has died and instigated in me..."

"Will you give into me? It seems you're having some trouble in dealing with these changes living with these changes! Oh no!"

"The world is a scary place now that you've woken up the demon...

"In me... It's just like Narita to leave this CD in there isn't it?" asked Kyo.

"Yup," said Yuki.

"They're not coming back are they?" Kyo asked.

"I don't know... do I look like some kind of fucking book to you?!" Yuki shouted, "... My bad, Kyo."

"It's okay," said Kyo. The two boys just sat there bored and depressed for a little while.

"I like Lucky Charms," said Yuki out of nowhere.

"Me too. I wonder how they make the the little golden marshmallow doors get the key holes on them when you put them in milk..." Kyo wondered out loud.

"I don't know!" said Yuki who seemed like he really wanted to know too.

"Let's go dissect one!" Kyo said excited that they might be able to do something (A/N: and they both sound very insane because they haven't gotten any sleep...).

"Okay!" said Yuki sounding just as excited. So they went into the kitchen and got out the Lucky Charms. They got a paper towel and put the little golden marshmellow on it. The got magnifying glasses, lap coats (which looked really weired sense they were still in underwear...), gloves, safety goggles, dissecting eqeptment, and an eye dropper... out of who knows where. They cussed and argued and cut the Lucky Charm into itty bitty pieces and found nothing but more dried up marshmallow.

"Damnit!" Kyo exclaimed.

"Let's microwave them!" said Yuki.

"Okay!" said Kyo. They put a whole bunch of Lucky Charm marshmallows in the microwave and watched them explode (A/N: I haven't tried that yet but I will! I microwaved a Peep before and it got all big and puffy!! It was very exciting!!).

"Hey! said Kyo.

"What?" asked Yuki.

"Lets go wild!" Kyo said.

"That sounds like sooo much fun!" Yuki exclaimed (A/N: Yes... they are sleep deprived...).

"YAY!" Kyo shouted. So the two sleep deprived, still depressed even though they don't look like it, teen-aged boys went into the living room and threw random things around. Tossed a vase back and forth like it were a ball. Jumped on the couch and knocked the TV over. They also toilet papered the whole house. They were doing all of this and their heavy rock kept play... which probably gave them a lot of influence. They both finally collapsed on the couch cushions they left on the floor.

The Next Morning...

(At Hanajima's House)

The four girls woke up with hangovers. They were extremely confused and shirtless.

"Where am I?!" Narita said when she woke up.

"At my house... I think...," said Hanajima.

"Yeah. We're at Hana's. Why are we all in bras?" Arisa asked.

"My head hurts!" said Tohru.

"Oh yeah now I remember," said Arisa, "We got drunk."

"No wonder... I have a hangover," said Tohru. Narita closed her eyes trying to remember what happened.

"Wait. It's coming to me...," said Narita, "Something about pineapples..."

"Every time someone on TV said pineapples... we drank a shot of whisky!" Tohru exclaimed.

"We got drunk... then there were water guns...," Narita continued.

"We had a water gun fight!" Arisa exclaimed.

"We must've gotten our shirts wet and took them off...," said Tohru.

"Then... something about kissing Hana's little brother!" Narita exclaimed.

"Oh yeah... I dared Narita to go in my little brother's room and kiss him on the lips while he was asleep," said Hanajima.

"That's just great Hana. Just great," said Narita.

"It's 11:45... we better get home," said Tohru.

"Yeah... where's my shirt?" asked Narita. All the girls went on a frantic search to find their shirts. Arisa, Hana, and Tohru found there's, but Narita never found hers.

"You can borrow one of mine," hanajima offered.

"I don't even care anymore. Com'on Tohru," said Narita. Well that must've been a sight walking home. One high school girl with a Major hangover and a bad hair day and the other in only a bra... They finally got back home. When they opened the door they saw the house was trashed. They also saw two boys named Yuki and Kyo cuddling up on couch cushions. Narita snapped a picture out of nowhere (who knows where she got the camera...). Yuki and Kyo both opened their eyes.

"AAAH!" they both screamed. They saw the two girls who were extremely pissed off towering over them.

"This is so going on the front page of the school paper next school year!" Narita hissed.

"What the heck?!" Tohru demanded

"Tohru, what happened to you. You don't look... well," said Yuki concerned.

"Narita...," Kyo said twitching, "Where is your shirt?"

"I dunno...," said Narita.

CHIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEEENMOOOOOOOONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAH!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Okay that was another chapter I made to cure my boredom. Did ya like it?! Did ya did ya did ya?! Well I hope you did because I had fun writing it. Now the only way I know that you liked it is if you review!! So... REVIEW!!

-Katie

P.S. Must I remind you of the monkeys?