So...it's been awhile huh -_-' A loooonnngg time. I felt like I died. But I haven't had time to do much since school started. I've even fallen behind a little bit on the KHR manga, which is a disaster. I'm back though! And not on hiatus! I thought this chapter was longer than it actually was but I don't think it is. Also, I think this could have been WAY funnier. But I did my best ok?
Pairings: Kyouya x Tsuna, Takeshi x Hayato, Bel x Fran, Xanxus x Squalo, Giotto x Alaude, Asari x G., Byakuran x Shoichi, Adult Reborn x 20YL Lambo.
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.
Warnings: Crack, OOC, Alcohol, Sexual References, Boy Love.
Hibari:
Hn. Bring it on.
Reborn:
*smirk* Ok, let's get started. Asari, get some beer.
Asari:
On it!
G.:
*mutter* Suck up…
Giotto Primo:
Oooo what are we doing now?
Hibari:
Stupid herbivore did you really not listen to what the baby said?
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu…
Tsuna:
Get yourself together Tsuna… You can do this, it was just a small scene nothing major...You're not scarred for life…
Hibari:
Hn.
Tsuna:
Ouch! Hibari-san what was that for? !
Hibari:
You're irritating me.
Tsuna:
Eh? Sorry?
Giotto Primo:
JEJEMON!
Alaude:
*sigh* You still are not over that?
Giotto Primo:
No! Teach me!
Alaude:
I said no.
Trash Hater:
Come on trash, let's do this.
Snarky Sharkey:
I'll fucking beat you all.
Asari:
Ha ha, I got the beer! Is this enough?
Reborn:
Let's see, there are 20 people but Knuckle (he passed out), Gokudera, and Yamamoto are unconscious so they don't count. That leaves 17 and you got 40 beers. We're probably going to need more.
Asari:
Alrighty.
G.:
HOLY!
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku, where did all that beer come from?
Giotto Primo:
That's alotta cans. Jejemon.
Alaude:
*glare* NO.
Giotto Primo:
*grin* Yes. Jejemon.
Alaude:
*sigh*
Giotto Primo:
Oi! Don't walk away! JEJEMON!
Hibari:
Hn.
Reborn:
Now we decide who will shake the beers.
Alaude:
Hn, I'll do it.
Reborn:
Let's start then. Shake a beer up then mix them.
Alaude:
Mix all of those?
Reborn:
Got a problem with it?
Alaude:
*scowl* No.
Reborn:
Then start.
Alaude:
Hn.
Giotto Primo:
Intense! Jejemon.
Alaude:
*shake rigorously*
Reborn:
I think that's enough. Now mix them, everyone look away.
Reborn:
Dame-Tsuna!
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Why'd you hit me? !
Reborn:
I said look away, no cheating.
Tsuna:
I wasn't cheating…
Tsuna:
OW!
Tsuna:
OK! Jeez…
Hibari:
Cheating herbivore.
Tsuna:
I wasn't –
Alaude:
Ready.
Reborn:
Alright everyone get your beer.
Trash Hater:
Move out of my way trash.
Tsuna:
Whoa!
Trash Hater:
*glare* I said move.
Tsuna:
S-sorry…
Hibari:
Hn. Here.
Tsuna:
Eh?
Hibari:
*glare* Take it before I change my mind.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Sorry!
D-I-N-O:
Aw that's so sweet. Kyouya got a beer just for Tsuna – oof!
Hibari:
*puts tonfas away* No one likes your voice.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, so violent Kyouya-kun!
Reborn:
Enough. On the count of three, open your cans make sure they are pointing at your face.
Tsuna:
Wait are we opening them on three or on one?
Hibari:
Stupid herbivore. On one.
Reborn:
No, on three.
Tsuna:
What? I'm confused…
Reborn:
Dame-Tsuna. I'll go 'one, two, three' –
Ryohei:
THREE TO THE EXTREME!
Asari:
Ha ha, so we open are cans then? Ok!
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Wait this is going too fast - !
Reborn:
*sigh* No one can listen to directions.
20YL Lambo:
So we open them? Alright…
Lampo:
Well it's not my can.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu!
Giotto Primo:
Whoa! You're all wet Daemon Spade!
Alaude:
*snort*
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya looks like I lost.
Reborn:
It appears so.
(DS) Pineapple I:
I don't suppose you have a towel?
Reborn:
No. You'll have to air dry.
Trash Hater:
This isn't fun.
Reborn:
Just wait, that was only the beginning. Everyone drink your beers.
Tsuna:
Really?
Reborn:
Yes now hurry.
Tsuna:
But I don't want to –
Reborn:
*glare* Hibari help him drink.
Hibari:
What do you want me to do about it baby?
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu…
Hibari:
*glare* Don't say a word pineapple-herbivore.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Oya oya I can't help it. It sounds like you two are –
Reborn:
*smacks Mukuro's head* Shut up.
(MR) Pineapple II:
*rubs head* Kufufufu…
Reborn:
Drink it Dame-Tsuna, everyone else is done.
Tsuna:
Eh? Really?
Hibari:
Just drink herbivore.
Tsuna:
Ok…
…
…
Tsuna:
I can't drink with you all staring at me!
Reborn:
Sips aren't getting you anywhere, guzzle it.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! No way!
Tsuna:
Wait Reborn!
Reborn:
Hibari, pry his mouth open.
Hibari:
Hn?
Reborn:
Do it, quick.
Tsuna:
Wait!
20YL Lambo:
*sigh* He's going to drown in beer.
Lampo:
A good way to die.
Lampo:
Just kidding.
(*PRINCE*):
The Prince agrees.
+Fran+:
Stop talking lush.
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, the Prince needs to show his froggy his place.
+Fran+:
I am not a frog and you are not a prince.
(*PRINCE*):
So disrespectful to your Prince!
Tsuna:
GAH!
Reborn:
There, that wasn't so bad was it?
Tsuna:
Need…air!
Hibari:
Hn, there's plenty of it herbivore.
Reborn:
Round 2, let's do it. On the count of three this time. Alaude, shake and mix.
Alaude:
Hn.
…
…
Giotto Primo:
Jejemon.
Alaude:
*ignore*
…
…
Alaude:
Alright I'm done.
Reborn:
Get your beers.
Tsuna:
OK!
Giotto Primo:
Whoa Tuna is fast!
Hibari:
Tuna?
Tsuna:
Ha ha, got you one Hibari-san!
Snarky Sharkey:
Vooii this is fucking stupid! Gimme that beer!
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! No way it's Hibari-san's!
Trash Hater:
You two look like fucking idiots.
Snarky Sharkey:
Let go! I fucking saw it first! (What a liar.)
Tsuna:
No!
Hibari:
Just let him have it herbivore.
Tsuna:
Eh? But I got this for you…do you not want it? *huge eyes*
Hibari:
*looks away* You can get me one next round.
Tsuna:
Ok…
Snarky Sharkey:
*victorious*
Reborn:
That is if you are in the next round Hibari, this is a game of chance, not skill.
Hibari:
Hn, I'm not losing.
20YL Lambo:
Ugh, too much alcohol.
Reborn:
Alright, one…
Reborn:
Two…
Reborn:
Three.
Tsuna:
I don't want to open it…
Snarky Sharkey:
Bring it on - !
Trash Hater:
*smirk* Looks like you're out, trash.
Snarky Sharkey:
*glare* Vooii! Did you fucking grab it on purpose! ? You little shit I'll kill you!
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! It wasn't my fault!
Reborn:
You're the one that wanted the can.
Tsuna:
Yeah it was supposed to be Hibari-san's…
Hibari:
Hn. I take that back, you're not choosing mine anymore.
Tsuna:
Wait, it was an accident! I wasn't trying to get you out!
Hibari:
No, I'm not changing my mind.
Tsuna:
*watery eyes* But Hibari-san…
…
…
Hibari:
*look away* Whatever herbivore. Do what you want.
Tsuna:
*smile* Thank you Hibari-san!
Hibari:
Hn.
Reborn:
Such a softie.
D-I-N-O:
Aw, you two are so adorable –
Hibari:
*whacks Dino's head* Shut up.
Reborn:
No more hitting the idiot on the head, he can't sacrifice any more brain cells.
Tsuna:
Are you ok Dino?
D-I-N-O:
*swirly eyes*
Reborn:
You're falling behind again Dame-Tsuna.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! W-wait I can drink it myself!
Tsuna:
I really really don't need your help Reborn!
Tsuna:
Hibari-san! Help me!
Hibari:
Don't order me around herbivore.
Reborn:
I'll just help you drink like last time.
Tsuna:
N-no it's ok! I-I can do it –
Reborn:
Open your mouth.
Tsuna:
I-I will as soon as you let go of the can…
Trash Hater:
Stupid fucking trash just drink it so we can get on with this game.
Tsuna:
OK!
…
…
Giotto Primo:
Who knew that Tuna fish could drink so fast?
Lampo:
Why are you calling him Tuna?
Giotto Primo:
Cause my phone is trying to correct my spelling and his name turns out like Tuna!
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Really?
Reborn:
Who cares? Moving on to the next round.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Already shook them and mixed them for you.
Reborn:
Good. Everyone, you know what to do.
Tsuna:
Hibari-san! Here's yours…
Hibari:
If this is shaken up herbivore…I will bite you to death.
Reborn:
Are any of you feeling the least bit buzzed?
Lampo:
I can't feel my fingers.
Giotto Primo:
I'm so drunk I sound like I'm sober!
Tsuna:
That makes no sense…
Alaude:
But it's true.
20YL Lambo:
Yeah he actually does sound sober.
Reborn:
Then we'll just have to get him drunk all over again.
Tsuna:
Now that makes even less sense.
Hibari:
Just go with it herbivore.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee…
(MR) Pineapple II:
Oya let's open these cans so Tsunayoshi can get drunk and let me kiss him.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee? !
Hibari:
*glare* I'll kill you pineapple herbivore.
Reborn:
Just admit that you want to do Dame-Tsuna, Hibari.
Giotto Primo:
Do Dame-Tsuna? What does that mean?
G.:
*blush* Uh…
Alaude:
*sigh* Don't tell him –
Reborn:
It means have sex. Hibari wants to have sex with Dame-Tsuna.
Giotto Primo:
Ohhh. Have sex with a Tuna?
Tsuna:
*bluuuush* St-stop talking about this!
Hibari:
*glare*
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, Tsunayoshi is mine Kyouya-kun.
Hibari:
Says who?
(MR) Pineapple II:
*grin* Me of course.
Hibari:
*glare* You wish. Tsunayoshi does not belong to you.
Tsuna:
Hibari-san is right Muk –
Tsuna:
*blush* W-wait Hibari-san did you just call me by my name?
Hibari:
Hn.
Reborn:
Does it matter? Who cares about names.
20YL Lambo:
Many people actually care about names Reborn. It's very important to be on a first name basis with the one you love.
Tsuna:
L-LOVE? ! Hi-Hibari-san? !
Giotto Primo:
I didn't even know Alaude had a last name. Do you?
Alaude:
Does it matter? I call you Giotto so just call me Alaude. (He actually hasn't said his name once...I think.)
Giotto Primo:
What if Primo was my first name?
Alaude:
*scowl* It's not.
Giotto Primo:
I know but I'm just saying, if –
(DS) Pineapple I:
Did none of you notice that that frog got the shaken up beer?
+Fran+:
Tattle Tale.
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, the froggy is out.
Trash Hater:
You all talk to fucking much. Just drink your damn cans and let's finish.
Reborn:
I agree. Hurry.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Next batch of beers is done.
Alaude:
Who said you could do my job?
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku, you were taking too long so I stepped in. Think of it as a favor.
Reborn:
Shut up and get your beers.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Why are we going so fast? !
Reborn:
*glare* Because I want to get you out. Now open your can.
Tsuna:
So mean!
Giotto Primo:
Don't worry Tuna! I still love you!
Alaude:
Cheater.
Giotto Primo:
Wha? !
Lampo:
Looks like I'm out.
20YL Lambo:
Good game.
Lampo:
Thank you. Win for us both.
20YL Lambo:
I'll try.
Reborn:
You already finish another batch?
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya yes I did.
Tsuna:
Wait slow down!
Hibari:
Move faster.
Reborn:
Dame-Tsuna. Even the idiot (Dino) is moving faster than you right now.
D-I-N-O:
I feel all tingly.
Reborn:
Hn. At least someone is getting drunk.
Reborn:
Though it's not the person I wanted.
20YL Lambo:
?
Tsuna:
*whisper* Run Lambo. (I don't know how he caught onto Reborn's plan either.)
Reborn:
*scowl* What did you just whisper to him Dame-Tsuna?
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Nothing!
Asari:
So I'll just open my can…
G.:
*sigh* I'm getting tired of drinking all this beer.
Ryohei:
EXTREME!
Snarky Sharkey:
*snort* I can't believe he's even fucking conscious.
(MR) Pineapple I:
Kufufufu, we have another one out.
Asari:
Aw, I lost.
Asari:
Ha ha ha!
G.:
You're awfully happy to have lost.
Asari:
Ha ha, G. it's called good sportsmanship!
G.:
Fuck that. I hate losing.
Reborn:
And that will be your downfall.
G.:
I'm already dead.
G.:
So, technically nothing can kill me.
Giotto Primo:
HA! Suck on that you living peoples! We dead people are invincible!
Reborn:
He sounds like he's getting drunk again.
Tsuna:
Hibari-san I have a question…
Hibari:
What is it herbivore?
Tsuna:
If they're dead…does that make them zombies?
Giotto Primo:
ZOMBIE? ! WHERE? ! I'LL KILL THEM!
Tsuna:
Err..
Bomber Boy:
Ugh…wha's goin on?
Tsuna:
Gokudera-kun!
Baseball Idiot:
Ha ha…my head hurts…
Tsuna:
Yamamoto!
Hibari:
*glare* Hn.
Reborn:
Welcome back to the world of the living.
Giotto Primo:
But we're dead.
Alaude:
Why do you all keep mentioning that?
G.:
Cause it's true bastard.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku, I will never die.
G.:
Stubborn fucker.
Bomber Boy:
What happened?
Tsuna:
Um…you and Yamamoto…
Hibari:
Were committing inappropriate acts in public.
Baseball Idiot:
Ha ha really?
Bomber Boy:
*blush* Shut up idiot!
Hibari:
Do it again and I'll bite you to death.
Tsuna:
Were going easy on them?
Hibari:
Hn.
Reborn:
All of you shut up and continue the game. Gokudera, Yamamoto you're playing now too.
Baseball Idiot:
Sounds like fun!
Bomber Boy:
Idiot, you don't even know what they're playing.
Tsuna:
Uh we're playing Russian Roulette.
Bomber Boy:
If Juudaime is playing than I shall play too!
Baseball Idiot:
I'm in!
Reborn:
Alright, Daemon Spade.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya, mix two more?
Reborn:
Yes.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku, as you wish.
Bomber Boy:
Stupid pineapple bastards.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Oya oya what did I do?
Bomber Boy:
You keep looking at Juudaime like he's a piece of meat!
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu…
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee? !
Hibari:
*glare*
D-I-N-O:
Ah, young love.
Reborn:
Wait Hibari –
Hibari:
*whack*
Lampo:
Too late.
D-I-N-O:
Owie…
Hibari:
I told you, stop talking.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Alright they're done.
Bomber Boy:
I'll get you one Juudaime!
Tsuna:
Ah no it's ok –
Bomber Boy:
I insist Juudaime! As your right-hand-man, I cannot let you do trivial things such as this!
Tsuna:
Wha?
Bomber Boy:
Here Juudaime! I went with my gut instinct!
Baseball Idiot:
Ha ha, I chose the closest one.
Bomber Boy:
Idiot.
Reborn:
Open them.
Baseball Idiot:
Here goes!
Hibari:
Hn.
Tsuna:
Ah Yamamoto…
Bomber Boy:
*laugh*
Baseball Idiot:
Ha ha looks like I'm out! The first round too.
Bomber Boy:
Ha, you suck.
Tsuna:
That's kinda mean Gokudera-kun…
Bomber Boy:
I apologize Juudaime! I will walk on hot nails barefoot –
Tsuna:
*sweatdrop* Please don't…
Hibari:
Hn. I think you should let him.
Hibari:
It would amuse me.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! That's so mean Hibari-san!
Reborn:
*glare* You're all getting off track.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku. Not me, I've already got the next batch ready.
Trash Hater:
I've already picked my beer trash.
Reborn:
Dame-Tsuna, if you distract someone one more time I'm going to let Mukuro rape you.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu…
Tsuna:
HIIIIIEE! ? I WASN'T THE ONE WHO DISTRACTED THEM!
Reborn:
And I'll let Daemon Spade rape you Gokudera.
Bomber Boy:
WHAT THE HELL? ! NO WAY!
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya thank you for the offer but I don't go for little boys.
Alaude:
That's surprising.
Ryohei:
*BOOM!*
Tsuna:
Oh my god! Was that a bomb? !
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku…
Reborn:
Are you trying to kill us Daemon Spade?
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya, not at all.
Bomber Boy:
Pfft, lawn-head lost.
Tsuna:
Eh? Were we supposed to open our cans yet?
Reborn:
No but at least we know who got the bullet. (A/N: I'm just gonna start calling the shaken can 'bullet'.)
Tsuna:
But onii-san is -
Ryohei:
Exxxxttttttrrrrreeeee –
Ryohei is unconscious.
Reborn:
…
20YL Lambo:
Did he jus faint in the middle of a sentence?
Tsuna:
Onii-san!
Bomber Boy:
Don't worry Juudaime, lawn-head isn't dead.
Hibari:
Unfortunately.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, so heartless Kyouya-kun.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya next batch is ready.
Tsuna:
Wait –
Reborn:
Are you trying to get raped Dame-Tsuna?
Tsuna:
Wha – No way!
Reborn:
Then shut up and get a beer.
Tsuna:
…
Giotto Primo:
Lookie Alaude, I gots you one.
Alaude:
I don't want it.
Giotto Primo:
Huh? Why not? !
Alaude:
How do I know that you didn't pick the bullet?
Giotto Primo:
*grin* Because I have a secret weap –
Giotto Primo:
Wait don't open that one!
(DS) Pineapple I:
*grin*
Alaude:
*confused look on his face*
Alaude:
I…lost?
Reborn:
We can see that.
Alaude:
*glares Daemon Spade* Bastard this is your fault. (What a wonderfully unexpected conclusion.)
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya how was that my fault?
Alaude:
*grumble* Everything is your fault.
Giotto Primo:
I tried to warn you.
Snarky Sharkey:
How the hell are all the idiots still in there?
(*PRINCE*)
The prince is a genius!
Tsuna:
But the game is about luck…
(*PRINCE*)
*pass out*
(*PRINCE*) is unconscious.
Reborn:
I don't understand how Dino is in and Alaude is out.
D-I-N-O:
*happy face*
Tsuna:
He looks like he has no idea what's going on…
Hibari:
It's because he's an idiot.
D-I-N-O:
*oblivious*
G.:
You're all stupid, except Primo-sama of course.
Reborn:
Shut up.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku, I have finished the next batch.
Reborn:
*glare* Here G. I got you one.
G.:
*suspicious*
Reborn:
Drink it before I beat you again.
G.:
Asshole –
Giotto Primo:
Aw, G. got out.
Reborn:
Oops.
Tsuna:
You don't sound very surprised Reborn…
Hibari:
Herbivore, he planned for him to get the bullet.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee? !
Reborn:
I did no such thing.
20YL Lambo:
You don't sound very convincing.
Reborn:
Shut up and get drunk already.
20YL Lambo:
I'm getting there.
Reborn:
Good.
(DS) Pineapple I:
The next batch is ready when you are.
D-I-N-O:
*walks toward beers*
Tsuna:
So Dino does know what's going on…
Reborn:
Or the idiot just wants more beer.
Hibari:
That's probably it.
Trash Hater:
*triumphant smirk* I'm still not out trash.
Snarky Sharkey:
*glare* Shut the fuck up.
Tsuna:
Um, Dino got the bullet.
+Fran+:
He's trying to catch it in his mouth?
Reborn:
What an idiot.
D-I-N-O:
Shake yo booty booty!~
Bomber Boy:
Oh god now he's singing.
Reborn:
Just ignore him and drink your beers so we can move on.
Tsuna:
My tummy feels funny.
Hibari:
I'm surprised it took you this long to start to get buzzed.
Reborn:
Who knew.
Reborn:
It's the dame ones you have to look out for.
Lampo:
I thought it was the quiet ones you have to look out for?
Reborn:
Who cares?
(DS) Pineapple II:
Fukukuku, it's done.
Reborn:
Well it looks like only smart people are in right now, excluding Tsuna.
Tsuna:
H-hey! Whoa…
Reborn:
*smirk* He won't last much longer before he's completely drunk.
Bomber Boy:
Hmph. I am confident that I will not lose to anyone but Juudaime –
Reborn:
…*smirk* Is that so?
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, looks like you just lost.
Tsuna:
Eh? Gokudera-kun lost?
Bomber Boy:
…I AM SO SORRY JUUDAIME!
Tsuna:
Wha?
Giotto Primo:
I forgive you!
Alaude:
He wasn't apologizing to you.
Giotto Primo:
I still forgive you!
Bomber Boy:
I will cut off all of my fingers -!
Reborn:
Yeah yeah, cut off your fingers later. We need to continue the game.
Trash Hater:
*smirk* This is getting interesting.
Reborn:
Told you.
(DS) Pineapple I:
*mischievous grin* They're ready.
D-I-N-O:
Ooh you touch my tra-la-la…mmm my ding-ding-dong… (That's a real song. No joke.)
G.:
What the hell?
Tsuna:
I can't open this can…
Hibari:
Herbivore. Give me it.
(MR) Pineapple II:
*splash*
(MR) Pineapple II:
…It appears I have lost.
20YL Lambo:
So did Reborn.
Reborn:
Hn. (Bet you didn't think I would make him lose!)
Tsuna:
Reborn lost?
Tsuna:
Oh my god…my entire perception of Reborn being invincible has been thrown out of whack…
Reborn:
Oh shut up.
Hibari:
I didn't know that the herbivore knew so many words.
Reborn:
Why did you make two bullets Daemon Spade?
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku, to speed things up a bit.
Lampo:
So who is all left?
Reborn:
Hibari, Dame-Tsuna, Lambo, Xanxus, and Primo.
Giotto Primo:
Woo!
Reborn:
*smirk* I'm going to start mixing the cans.
Tsuna:
*nervous* I don't trust you…
20YL Lambo:
Neither do I.
Reborn:
I don't care if you do or not.
Hibari:
Let's just get this done with.
Trash Hater:
*grin* I'm going to win.
Reborn:
We'll see.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya, now I have nothing to do.
D-I-N-O:
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing!
Tsuna:
This bar has a karaoke?
Reborn:
It appears so.
D-I-N-O:
There where funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a faint into a slip
And a kickin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing.
Hibari:
Why are we letting him continue?
(MR) Pineapple II:
I'm wondering that too. His pitch is awful.
D-I-N-O:
There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip
Now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing
…
…
Tsuna:
Is he done?
D-I-N-O:
Keep on, Keep on, Keep on
Sure enough
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
Make sure you have expert timing
Kung Fu fighting, has to be fast as lightning!
…
…
Reborn:
That was a waste of time.
Trash Hater:
I say we kill the trash.
Reborn:
Just continue with the game and pretend he doesn't exist.
Hibari:
Hn. I don't have the bullet.
Giotto Primo:
I'm safe!
20YL Lambo:
Well it's not me.
Reborn:
So that means it's either Xanxus or Dame-Tsuna.
Tsuna:
I don't think it's me…
Trash Hater:
Hmph. It's not me –
Tsuna:
…Are you sure?
Snarky Sharkey:
*laugh* Vooooii! You fucking idiot, you lost!
Trash Hater:
*glare* Shut the fuck up trash.
Reborn:
So now it's Dame-Tsuna, Hibari, Lambo, and Primo.
Trash Hater:
How the fuck is that little shit still in?
Tsuna:
…
Reborn:
He's talking to you Dame-Tsuna.
Tsuna:
Eh? Me?
Tsuna:
That's not my name.
Reborn:
What's not your name?
Tsuna:
"Little shit"
Hibari:
Didn't know the herbivore cussed.
Reborn:
Ok then, how are you still in Dame-Tsuna?
Tsuna:
Dame-Tsuna isn't my name either.
Reborn:
*glare*
Tsuna:
S-sorry.
Reborn:
Just tell us how you are still in.
Tsuna:
Ehm…
Tsuna:
Hyper intuition…
Giotto Primo:
Me too! High five!
…
…
…
20YL Lambo:
Isn't that cheating?
Lampo:
Who knows.
Reborn:
…Let's just continue with the game. Hibari, Lambo, you're going to have to race Dame-Tsuna and thePrimo to the cans if you want to have a chance at winning.
Hibari:
Hn.
20YL Lambo:
That's too much work.
20YL Lambo:
Can I just get out now?
Reborn:
Giving up?
20YL Lambo:
I'm not ashamed to give up.
Reborn:
Loser.
20YL Lambo:
Yeah.
Reborn:
Just play.
20YL Lambo:
…Fine.
Reborn:
Start.
Giotto Primo:
I knows who gots the bullet!
20YL Lambo:
Me?
Tsuna:
Yeah…
20YL Lambo:
*sigh*
Reborn:
Just open it and get it over with.
20YL Lambo:
*sarcastic* Yessir.
Reborn:
*glare*
Reborn:
Everyone drink yours quick so we can move on. Lambo, go away.
20YL Lambo:
At least I don't have to drink anymore.
Reborn:
Who said that? Go get some stronger alcohol.
20YL Lambo:
*gloom*
Lampo:
I'll help you.
Reborn:
Primo, Dame-Tsuna, Hibari…get your beers.
Giotto Primo:
Wait! I tripped! It's not fair!
Reborn:
You get the bullet?
Giotto Primo:
YES!
Reborn:
How'd you know which one to grab Hibari?
Hibari:
I'm Hibari Kyouya.
...
Tsuna:
That doesn't explain –
Hibari:
Shut up herbivore.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee…
Reborn:
Ok so now it's Hibari and Dame-Tsuna.
Bomber Boy:
I bet Juudaime will win!
Baseball Idiot:
Ha ha ha, tough choice!
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, I bet my little Tsunayoshi-kun will win.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku, I think the Alaude-look-alike will win.
+Fran+:
Sawada-san.
G.:
Hn. I'll go with the evil bastard. (Aka: Hibari.)
Asari:
Ha ha ha!
20YL Lambo:
*drinking*
Lampo:
I'll bet on neither.
Snarky Sharkey:
I want the little fucker to lose!
Trash Hater:
I bet the little shit will lose.
Alaude:
Hn. The cloud will win.
Giotto Primo:
Tuna!
Reborn:
I don't care.
Reborn:
On you mark…get set…
Tsuna:
Reborn we're not little kids –
Reborn:
GO.
Tsuna:
Wait -!
Hibari:
Hn. Too late.
Tsuna:
Um…
Tsuna:
Hibari-san you chose the wrong one…
Hibari:
Hn?
Tsuna:
*opens beer*
Tsuna:
See? Mine's fine.
Hibari:
*scowl*
Hibari:
I'm not drinking this. *throws can*
D-I-N-O:
*gets hit in the head by can*
D-I-N-O is an unconscious idiot.
Tsuna:
That's mean Reborn…
Reborn:
But it's true.
Bomber Boy:
Good job Juudaime! You beat the bastard!
Tsuna:
Th-thank you.
Reborn:
And now for your reward Dame-Tsuna.
Tsuna:
?
Reborn:
Hibari, give Dame-Tsuna a kiss.
A/N: Yeah I looked up the lyrics for Kung-Fu Fighting.
Everbody is Kung-Fu Fighting- Carl Douglas.
Ding Dong Song- Gunther.
Yeah I'm hoping that there aren't as many mistakes as last time.
Hope you liked it.
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Tsuna:
Reborn! Rebornrebornrebornreborn -
Reborn:
*glare* What?
Tsuna:
S-something's wrong...
Reborn:
What?
Tsuna:
I-I'm naked...
Tsuna:
A-and...
Reborn:
So?
Tsuna:
Wh-what happened last night?
Reborn:
A lot. What's wrong?
Tsuna:
I'm naked and...s-so is Hibari! We're in the same bed!
Reborn:
*bored* Oh.
Byakuran signed in.
Byakuran:
*smile* Sounds like you had an interesting night.