A/N: Here's chapter 10, chapter 11 will be up in about a week if I can. I start my classes tomorrow, so updates will be irregular. Good news is, I have this story all written out. All 23 chapters of it and I left it off, so if this gets popular, I can make a sequel. Anyways, please review/give feedback! All mistakes are mine.

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Angelic Ever After

Chapter 10

"You are 'screwed'?" snapped Castiel as he used his fingers to form quotations at the word.

His eyes narrowed at the green-eyed man as he continued to spat angrily, "If you are using the word in the context that I assume that you are using it in, than I am as well! You're not suppose to be a man!"

Dean furrowed his brows together and his wings flared from his back, "Yea? You gotta problem with that?"

The dark-haired man didn't answer him right away. Instead his eyes were glued on Dean's white wings that twitched in annoyance.

"What?!" snapped Dean, "You got a problem with these too?" Then he flapped his wings for exaggeration.

"Yes!" growled Castiel. "You're not suppose to be an Angel either!"

Dean's eyes grew heated as he stomped up to the shorter man, bringing them chest to chest. "I'm sorry that I'm not a chick. I'm sorry that I happen to be an Angel, but for your information, I'm not the one who wants you!" yelled Dean.

"Are you implying that I'm unattractive?" asked Castiel.

"What I'm implying Castiel, is that you would have to be the last option on Earth before I even approached the idea of you and me," hissed Dean.

Before Castiel could reply, Gabriel clapped a hand on each of their shoulder; earning death glares from both men. Unfazed by their glares, Gabriel smiled and spoke, "Just can't we all get along?"

He was met with silence.

Gabriel sighed as he was determined to push forward. "So bro," said Gabriel as he addressed Castiel, "You thought-"

Realizing that he didn't have a name; Gabriel turned to Dean and whispered, " What's your name princess?"

"Dean," he automatically replied as the Angel in question glared down at the blue-eyed man with a weirdo name.

"Dean," repeated Gabriel before turning back to Castiel, "You thought Dean was a Princess?"

Then Gabriel whirled his head to address the blond Angel, "And you thought Castiel was a Princess?"

"Yea."

"Yes."

They both replied together, echoing each other perfectly. Their glares at each other moved to fully glowering.

The shorter man put a finger underneath his chin, as if he was thinking, then he spoke, "So Deano, why exactly are you here? You can't be looking for real state but you did mention that someone else wanted my brother's ass."

"Gabriel," growled Castiel, threatening the trickster by his name alone.

"What?" replied Gabriel. "It was a simple question."

Castiel opened his mouth to deliver a sharp reply when Dean responded to Gabriel's question, "Lord Crowley wants to marry 'Her'." Using his fingers as quotations around the word 'Her' just as Castiel had done previously.

"But I am not a woman," argued Castiel; which made Dean roll his eyes and reply.

"Yea, that's the problem here captain obvious. I'm just here to rescue a Princess and hand her over."

The handsome brunette crossed his arms over his chest as he growled, accusing angrily, "So you would hand me over like some piece of meat then?"

Dean snorted as he replied, "Not my problem Princess."

A tremor of anger coursed through Castiel's arm, he was just itching to punch the blond Angel when Gabriel spoke, "So why are you doing this Deano? I wager you're not doing this out of the kindness of your heart."

"What heart?" muttered Castiel, begrudgingly.

Benny, who had be quiet as this whole argument transpired, spoke angrily from the red velvet chair that he was perched on, "Dean is doing this for S-"

"Is none of their business Benny," snapped Dean, cutting the vampire off before he could finish talking.

"Sorry brotha'. I was just trying to help."

"Well don't."

Gabriel looked between the Angel and the vampire as an awkward silence fell around the room. The he turned to Castiel, who also looked upon the scene in front of them in silence, and he spoke, "Well there's no harm in going to see Lord Crowley to get this misunderstanding take care of, now is there?"

When Castiel looked hesitate, Gabriel added, "You might gather and retain some bit of local culture as we travel to-" Then he paused and whispered to Benny, "So where are we going?"

"Lleh," replied the vampire.

"Interesting..." remarked Gabriel. "How do you spell it?"

Benny was silent for a second, before replying, "L-l-e-h."

Gabriel blinked a few times before he said, "That's 'Hell' spelled backwards."

Benny nodded just as Dean piped up, "Let's hope they roll out the red carpet for you."

"I do not wish to go. If Lord Crowley wishes to speak with me, I will be awaiting him right here," stated Castiel.

"Cassie," protested Gabriel as he moved to stand in front of his darling, beloved little brother. Then Dean suddenly shoved Gabriel aside, and growled angrily, "I'm not a messenger boy; I'm a delivery boy!"

"You wouldn't dare!" hissed Castiel before he was surrounded by white feathers. He had a moment of confusion before understanding what just happened. He was trapped within the Angel's wings.

"Put me down!" screamed Castiel while he beat the white appendages with his fists.

Dean grunted at the force of the hits, not expecting them to hurt as much as they did from a human. He gritted his teeth together and spat, "I don't know if listening is your strong suit Princess, but the name's Dean. No amount of flailing is going to change my mind, got it?"

The only answer was silence, well until Dean muttered, "Finally." Then he grunted when the trapped man started to kick him in the back.

Between angry kicks from Castiel and Dean jostling the pissed off man around purposely; he whirled onto Gabriel. Dean spoke to the shorter man just as Castiel kicked him merciless. "You (kick)- know- a- way (kick) to get the hell out of this place without (kick) going (kick) over the lava lake? (kick kick kick)"

Gabriel bit his inner cheek to keep himself from laughing as Dean jostled Castiel again. He wisely nodded and snapped his fingers and in a instant, they stood in the middle of the empty courtyard of the abandoned town.

"Awesome," remarked Dean, before he started to walk ahead, leaving Gabriel and Benny behind. Gabriel stayed beside Benny, watching from a distance as Dean would alternate yelling at his white wings or shaking the contents. Unbeknownst, to Dean, Gabriel was about to strike up a conversation with Benny that the Angel did not want shared.

"So, who is Dean doing this for? A woman?" asked Gabriel innocently as they followed.

Benny shook his head, finally understanding what Dean had meant several days ago, "No, not a woman. His younger brother Sammy."

"Sammy?" questioned Gabriel as his eyebrows perked up in interest, "Is he hot?"

"Excuse me?"

"Never mind," said Gabriel, quickly with a smile on his face. His curiosity was full brewing, "I'll just have to see for myself."

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