AN: Okay, this one was done purely out of anger towards CERTAIN fics. And by CERTAIN fics, I mean the Rae/Rob ones where Starfire is decipted as this evil little bitch who is obsessed with Robin and determined to KIIILLL everyone. OOC, anyone?
P.S. I'm being sarcastic with EVERY LITTLE detail in this one. I am against everything that I have stated in this fic, which does not really make much sense. I think.

Slutfire

Starfire is obsessed with Robin, as everyone knows. She collects bits of his hair and tapes them in her diary, and keeps every tissue he has blown his snotty nose in. Yes, she is quite the stalker, isn't she.

And, as I have mentioned before, Starfire is a very stupid girl in Lalalalalalala-land in her own crazy little world. But I think you already know that.

"Heeeyyyyy Robbbiiininnnn," she drooled as Robin came in.

"OMFG I GOTTA FIND SLADE LAYTAH GAIS!!!!!!" he yelled as he ran off to his room.

Little did Starfire know, Robin and Raven were going out.

"Robin and Raven are going out????" she yelled.

"Uh, yeah," Cyborg said. "They were going out for the last nine months."

"NOOOOO!!!!!" she screamed.

And in a totally dramatic and angsty scene, she started crying and sobbing and stuff. Then she took Raven's Super Sharp Jagged Spiky Pointed Razor Knife and began slashing at her wrists. In obvious anguish. Obviously.

"HEY that's my Super Sharp Jagged Spiky Pointed Razor Knife!" Raven protested. "Only MY blood is allowed to get on it! YOU HAVE TAINTED THE BLADE!!!!"

Raven sank into the ground, muttering about hepatitis and yeast infections.

She ended up falling from the ceiling into Robin's Slade-themed bedroom, complete with Slade bedsheets and Slade wallpaper (each sold separately)

"Oh whatever is the matter honeybuns?" Robin asked in a sickening sweet voice that makes me barf up things that I have never eaten before.

"Oh sugarplum! Slutfire has tainted my emo knife!" Raven cried, swooning and staggering around for no apparent reason.

"You mean Starfire?"

"Yes, that is what I said. Slutfire."

Robin shrugged and carried Raven all the way to their operations center.

"Next time, you carry me," he gasped, nearly crushed under Raven's weight.

"YOOUUUU!!!!!" Starfire screamed.

"Soulja Boy Off in This Hoe Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat..." Beast Boy rapped. "…um… I'll be quiet now."

He ran off to who knows where.

"I WILL KIIIIILLL YOUUUU!!!!!!" Starfire screeched, flying up in a cloud of FURY and ANGER and RAGE and WRATH and all that other stuff.

"NOT BEFORE I KIIILLL YOUUUU FOR TAINTING MY EMO BLADE!!!!" Raven screeched back.

"Heh heh," Robin chuckled. "No need to fight over me… but on second thought… go at it."

Starfire and Raven flew at each other's throats, roaring like giant kitties. Because this is a catfight, obiously.

Starfire ended up bleeding all over the carpet.

"Aw man," Cyborg groaned. "I ain't cleaning that up."

So they left her lying there, because everyone loves Star-bashing fics.

"Now we can live together in PEACE and LOVE and HARMONY and all that other worthless junk!" Robin declared, one arm around Raven, the other sweeping out at nothing in particular.

"Yes, we can!" Raven cried out happily. "Because the evil Slutfire is now dead!"

"Actually, I'm not d-"

Raven stamped repeatedly on Starfire with her purple moccasin thing until she fell back onto the carpet.

"Let's all celebrate with cake!" Beast Boy said.

"Hooray!"

And the Titans celebrated the tragic death of another teammate with cake and donuts. They performed a traditional folk dance around Starfire's body, singing 'Crank That' by Soulja Boy.

Because everyone hates Starfire, naturally.

BUT in a dramatic PLOT TWIST she magically came back to life by the power of some crazy Tameranean thing that involves many elements that are too boring and dull to put to detail.

"I SHALL HAVE MY REVENNNGE!!!!!!" Starfire screamed. She flew over to the tower and started beating Raven and Robin up, because she is obviously upset that Robin can't be hers. Because, of course, Starfire always has to be the clingy whiner who is overemotional all the time.

BUT THEN all the Titans joined together and defeated the now evil Slutfire. I mean Starfire.

And they celebrated with more cake and donuts. Robin and Raven started making out, and they all lived sort of happily ever after.

AN: And there you have it. The crazed up version of a Starfire-basher. I was inspired by Kryalla Orchid's story, Stolen. Read it. It perfectly fits all the characters, and its the only Rob/Rae fic that I actually seriously loved.
Not that I'm a Star/Rob fanatic. Actually, I'm not much of a shipper, so don't flame me for this story.