A/N: So, who saw Eclipse? I was there for the midnight showing! Totally awesome movie! Even my son, who wasn't too big on the first two, loved this one. Loved all the making out in this one! Okay, off the rant now.

Mesmerizeme is my totally awesome beta and the reason that the word "again" is spelled correctly. She got this back to me in like vampire speed so I could send this out on time.

flojo03 was the only one who got it right on what the loud click was. Read on to find out the answer.

And now, on to the morning after. Mwahahahaha...

BPOV

The construction worker was back. That can only mean one thing, that I drank last night.

God I hope I didn't do anything stupid.

Where was I last night?

I remembered Rose's party and not much else. Why did I drink? That wasn't the plan. The plan was for him to drink and me to stay sober. At least Rose was nice enough to put me to bed; hopefully before I did something I'll regret.

Or maybe not, I thought noticing that I was naked under the sheets.

I. Am. Never. Drinking. Again.

I was hungry and needed to pee, but I was in no hurry to get up and face a spinning room. I grabbed for the comforter and attempted to pull it over my head to block out the morning sun when it was surprisingly yanked back. I realized I had turned over too quickly to see who was stealing the covers when my head started to spin.

I couldn't believe my eyes! No, No, No! This is so not happening! But as soon as I heard my name being moaned, I knew this indeed was happening. My brain shut down and allowed only one action; I screamed my lungs out as I stared at Edward sleeping in the bed.

EPOV

I was having an amazing dream. Bella and I were getting hot and heavy and I was just about to enter her when I felt a cold draft hit my legs. Trying to not wake up from my very nice dream I pulled the covers back, snuggling into the warmth. Dream Bella was so ready for me, her eyes looked at me with love and lust, she wanted me. I was lining myself up to finally enter her warmth when I heard the loudest, most bloodcurdling scream. I must have jumped three feet off the bed in shock before I ended up on the hard floor.

It was then that I noticed Mr. Jackhammer was back. Dude, take a break! You are not going to strike gold in there!

I grabbed my head in my hands and tried to stop the massive throbbing. I didn't want to open my eyes yet, but the screaming wouldn't stop.

"Stop screaming!" I yelled out instantly regretting it as it caused my head to hurt even more.

I. Am. Never. Drinking. Again.

The screaming finally stopped and I chanced opening my eyes. I was tangled up in a comforter and top sheet on the floor by the bed. My ass hurt from where I fell on it, but other than that I was okay.

I looked up to the bed to find the person who was screaming and was shocked to find a naked Bella, trying desperately to hide her bareness with her arms and legs. I quickly scrambled to get up forgetting to take the comforter with me, and just like that I was naked in front of Bella. It did not escape my notice that I was rock hard and Bella was trying really hard not to look.

Did we...?

BPOV

I was naked...

Edward was naked...

Oh My God! We had sex!

"You monster!" I exclaimed pointing at Edward. "You got me drunk so you could fuck me! How dare you!"

"How dare I!" Edward yelled back. "I'm pretty sure I remember YOU putting something in MY drink!"

Oh shit, he saw that. It doesn't matter though, I had no intention of sleeping with him, there was no way I would have done that sober.

"To get you to talk to me without being an ass," I admitted, "but I guess I got my answer didn't I?" I threw myself off the bed and searched around for my clothes. I found my jeans and top and tossed them on, not even bothering to look for my underwear. I had to get out of there.

I started for the door and then turned back to Edward, he was still standing next to the bed completely naked, his dick still hard. I had to cut this off, I had to end this before he got the idea that he could have me whenever he wanted.

"I never want to see you again Edward," I ground out between my teeth. With a deep breath to clear my head, I pulled open the door and stalked out of the apartment. I know Rose and Emmett were watching me as I left, but I wasn't in the mood to talk to them right now. I need to get out of there.

EPOV

I had done it again.

I let her walk out on me and I didn't stop her. I wasn't planning on sleeping with her, but I didn't regret it. I just wish I could remember it.

I stood there until I heard her leave the apartment. I looked down and watched my dick deflate before my eyes. I didn't know what to do or what I needed, all I knew was that I felt lost.

I gathered my clothes and started to get dressed. I spotted Bella's bra and panties and just stared at them. A day ago I would have taken them without question. But now I felt so numb I could barely comprehend that they were there in front of me.

I finished getting dressed and walked out of the apartment in a daze. I noticed Emmett and Rose sitting on the couch as I walked by.

"Don't," I told them holding up my hand, my palm facing them. "Just, don't." I stormed outside and drove myself home, barely concentrating on where I was going.

I had no idea if we had gotten around to talking last night, and even if we did resolve anything, neither of us remembered a damn thing.

It was then that I realized what I had lost. Hope. Hope that I could ever get Bella back again. Realizing that made me feel even emptier inside.

BPOV

I drove home and collapsed on my couch. I didn't want to move, I couldn't find the motivation.

I wondered if we had gotten around to talking, or if we just immediately attacked each other. Even if I didn't remember, I knew I would have been an active participant last night. Edward was a better man than to force someone, or take advantage of someone. I mentally kicked myself for not bringing a video camera to record our conversation. Of course then I thought better of it, I didn't want to watch us make out or have sex, something I would never have with Edward again.

The thought that I would never have Edward again, in any way, made me feel even emptier inside.

EmPOV

Rose and I watched first Bella and then Edward leave our apartment. They both had pretty much the same sorrowful look on their faces. It was almost enough to break my heart. I said almost, I am NOT some pussy.

Once they were both gone I jumped up and ran into the guest room. It smelled strongly like sex and alcohol. I noticed Bella's unmentionables on the floor and decided to leave those for Rose to get, I had no desire for Rose to catch me with some other woman's panties, no matter the circumstance.

I looked over to the dresser and smiled as I saw the cassette recorder sitting there. It was totally old school and left over from when I was a kid, but it gets the job done. I rewound a few minutes and listened to the "Oh Edward s! and the "Yes Bella s! It was kinda hot, I'll have to leave the sex part off of the copies, no need for them to know I taped that part too.

I rewound the tape completely and put it into my computer adapter to convert it to a MP3 recording. Rose stood behind me as we listened to the recording of their conversation.

If ever there were two dumber people in the history of the planet, I couldn't tell you. This shit needed to end today.

Rose and I called everyone, and after explaining things to Jasper and Alice, made lunch plans. The girls would go to the local deli and the guys would go to the new BBQ joint down the street that I had been dying to go to and we would reveal the recordings there.

A/N: I really wanted them to get into this big fight and stuff where Emmett and Rose had to come in and seperate them, but of course Bella and Edward had diffenent plans and had to be all emo on me. Luckily Emmett is smarter than the both of them.

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