"Daddy! Daddy! Can we play in the snow today?!" Brendon and Elizabeth burst into their parent's bedroom.

Blaine grumbled and buried his face further into his husband's back. That's when he realized he was naked and Kurt wasn't. He froze as the kids started to climb into bed with them and their dad was naked! He sat, confused, trying to figure how he fell asleep naked in the first place when Kurt turned over to face him with a smirk on his face and a wink, knowing exactly why his husband was pondering. Kurt reached over to shut the bedside table's drawer to hopefully conjure up Blaine's memory. It worked.


Blaine was pretty worked up when he called Kurt at lunch.

"Hey babe…" Blaine sighed.

"Blaine? What's wrong? Tough day at work?" Kurt said as he took the clothes out of the washer to put them in the dryer with his phone wedged between his shoulder and his ear. He had finally got the mud stains out of his six year old son's pants. Kurt did a little happy dance when he saw no stains left until Blaine sighed into the phone again.

"The kids were making fun of Jaylen again." Kurt sighed then. He had met Jaylen one day when he had visited Blaine's classroom for show and tell day for Blaine. Jaylen was a little boy with blonde hair and he reminded Kurt of himself when he was younger. Blaine had said that Jaylen got bullied at school and that he was trying to help him out. Blaine and Kurt equally worried about the boy. "I tried to send them to the office, but they just sent them back. I just don't know what to do anymore Kurt." Blaine sighed in defeat as he graded papers in his class room.

"We'll figure it out soon enough Blaine. When you come home, we can unwind and make dinner together, okay?"

"Okay baby. See you soon. Love you."

"I love you too." Kurt ended the call with a devilish grin on his face.

Blaine got home at the usual time around 4 o'clock in the afternoon to hear Kurt already bustling around in the kitchen. His son and daughter were cuddled up on the couch together watching cartoons. He sat his bag down on the coffee table and pressed a kiss to Elizabeth's forehead and ruffled Brendon's hair. They both whined when their dad blocked their view of their cartoons and Blaine chuckled.

When he finally meandered into the kitchen he saw Kurt standing at the oven with the tightest pair of black skinny jeans he had ever seen on him, a vivid blue V-neck with a white scarf, and holllllllyyy hell…

Blaine stood, drooling at the sight Kurt's feet for a while until Kurt turned to get in the fridge when he noticed Blaine staring at him.

Kurt squeaked. "Oh my god! Blaine you scared me!" Kurt walked up to Blaine to give him a hug and had to bend over to do it because… his husband was wearing fucking white pumps with a five inch heel. Blaine thought he was gonna faint!

"Blaine?" Kurt asked when his husband didn't move to hug him back.

"K-kurt… the shoes?" Blaine pointed a trembling hand towards Kurt's foot. He squirmed where he stood; his pants were getting too tight because of a certain someone wearing certain shoes.

"Oh… Do you like them? They just came in the mail from where I ordered them from forever ago. They are super comfortable!" He did a little strut around the kitchen and Blaine couldn't stop himself. He slammed Kurt up and onto the kitchen counter and shoved himself between his husband's long, luscious legs. Blaine wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist and pulled him closer to the edge of the counter and started to rock into him as he ripped the scarf from the man's porcelain neck to ravish it.

Kurt's moans were abrupt and he was shocked at Blaine's reaction. He knew that Blaine readily agreed when he asked him if he should get the shoes. He had seemed interested, but Kurt never thought he would get this reaction.

Kurt's whimpers grew into high pitch moans when Blaine brought his warm hands underneath Kurt's shirt and ran them up and down his back while he ran his tongue over the roof of his mouth. They both knew they should probably stop because their kids were just in the next room, but there was no stopping a horny husband.

"Blaine…Unh… Blaine, the kids…" Kurt moaned out onto Blaine's lips, but Blaine didn't stop thrusting into Kurt's body on the counter and it was making the cabinet underneath shake. Kurt chuckled as Blaine tried to take off Kurt's shirt and he had to bat his hand away.

"Those fucking shoes Kurt…. I can't." Blaine said brokenly, massaging Kurt's denim clad thighs.

Kurt and Blaine both gasped and Blaine jumped away from Kurt as they heard a small voice say, "Daddy? Papa?"

They turned around to see the little girl with a worried look on her face. "Daddy, why was you hurting papa?"

Blaine crouched down to talk to Elizabeth. "Sweetie, what makes you thinking I was hurting your papa?"

"Papa was sounding like he was hurting so I come here to see if he okay and you was bitin' him." Elizabeth said with fear.

Kurt jumped down from the counter when Blaine looked at him with a hopeless look. He picked up his daughter and held her close while giving Blaine the death glare as he was distracted by his shoes again. "Oh hun. You're papa is okay alright? Daddy and I were just playing a little game, that's all." Kurt pressed a kiss against Elizabeth's forehead and sat her back down onto the floor. "Now go tell your brother that dinner is almost ready, 'kay?" He sent her off into the living room with a pat on her little diaper covered butt.

When she left the kitchen, Kurt turned to Blaine and he wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist with a chuckle.

"Just can't keep your hands off me, huh?" Kurt said with a sly smile as he slipped out of his husband's arms.

"I'll get you tonight, my pretty!" Blaine ran off with a wicked cackle and Kurt shook his head.

Blaine was pissed. He lay on the bed on top of Kurt, fully naked, while Kurt had his shirt off. Blaine had reached into his bedside drawer to grab the right "utensils" to "get the job done" to find one of them missing.

"Uh.. Kurt?" Blaine pulled out an empty box. "We don't have any more condoms."

Kurt grunted and his eyes slanted. "Blaine! I told you to go out and buy more yesterday when you were coming home from work!" Kurt got up and put his shirt back on. He started heading towards the bathroom.

"Oops." He said and threw the box into the trash. "Hey! Where are you going?! Get back here! We can still do it!" He said as he ran towards him, still naked.

"I'm not getting pregnant again this soon Blaine. People are going to start talking!" Kurt said as he turned on the shower.

"I'll pull out! I promise!" Blaine screamed and then pouted when Kurt grabbed a towel out the closet. He chuckled as he turned the water to a higher temperature.

"Shh, Blaine. You'll wake the kids. And that's what you said last time and see what happened?" Kurt referred to the last time they had had unprotected sex and Kurt had gotten pregnant with Elizabeth. "It's not my fault that I'm fertile!"

"Come on baby. Pwease?" He used his last resort: puppy dog eyes.

"No Blaine." Kurt said sternly as he hopped into the shower, leaving a sad Blaine behind.

Blaine moped as he went back into their bedroom and lay down under the covers. The last thing Blaine remembered before he drifted off to sleep was Kurt laughing as he got into bed.

"Sleeping naked tonight Blaine?"

Blaine grunted.


"Yeah Blaine. Why don't you take the kids out to play? I have to go to the store for some things." Kurt sent a wink to Blaine and Blaine sure understood what he was trying to say, but for now Blaine had to figure out how to get out of bed with his kids in the room while he was naked.


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