MUCH OOC-NESS!
((out-of-character))
Disclaimer:
I DON'T OWN ANYYTHINGGG!!
even the Joker.
Recall:
"Shh it's okay"Sasuke said,"it's not your fault you're-"
"-an idiot"Sakura muttered.
They all shuddered when Freddy roared.
"Hey..were's Kankuro?"Temari looked around.
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"N-nice..kitty!!"Kankuro said as he hid behind the sofa and Freddy spotted him,"I'll-I'll give you some..Meow Mix?"
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"AHHHHHH!!"
"I think he's still in the house.."Gaara said,"just a thought.."
Chapter Ten:Just joking around
"GAARA!Get in OUR house and CONTROL that lion that YOU brought in!"Temari shouted at him,"or so help me god I will beat you everyday with a FISH!"
Gaara looked at her with an expression of 'unimpressed',"A fish...a fish?"he repeated.
"They're scaly-...it hurts.."Naruto said rubbing his right cheek,"Hinata got so mad at me one day that...oh man.."his eye twitched.
Gaara rolled his eyes and looked at his sister,"you know it's fun to see a crazy lion run around the house chasing Kankuro"he said raising an non-existant eyebrow.
"YES but I dont' want to clean all of that up!"Temari said wincing when she saw through the window Kankuro being thrown around like a rag doll.
"Gaara!you're brother-"
"Again...do I care?"Gaara said looking at Sasuke.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes,"Sabaku No Gaara-you go in there.Get your brother.Control that lion.Clean the house or I will not give you that special gift that I was saving for our three years being together!"
Everyone knew what Sasuke was talking about,and they all looked at Gaara now.His pale face became red from embarassment.
"Wow Gaara..."Temari said in awe as she saw her brother in a pitch black apron,sitting right next to her,"..do you really need to wear that?"she asked as Gaara slowly moved his hand left and right,the sand moving the vaccum.
"If I don't..Sakura will-"
"I can't believe you gave in for se-"Temari cutted him off while shaking her head.
"I'm a hormoned ragged,teenage boy!what do you want from me?!"Gaara said looking at his sister with a death glare and he clenched his fist.
Both of them heard a crunching noise and they looked infront of them,"Oh great..now we have no vaccum...way to go hormoned ragged teenager.."Temari muttered as Gaara's sand held the vaccum in a death grip.Gaara scowled and made the sand drop to the ground,along with the vaccum.
"Back onto the subject and not you destroying things again...I guess I should have expected you to turn into...a teenager-"
"With ragging hormones"Gaara interrupted.
"Yes..that.."Temari said as she lifted her feet on the table.
"..."Gaara smacked her feet off and she glared at him.
Both Temari and Gaara paused from their sibling-ness and heard someone knock at the door.
"I think this is the first person to knock at our door.."Gaara said trying to remember.
"Rather than knock it down.."Temari said with a smirk.
Sasuke came out from the kitchen and walked towards the door,he opened it and immediately closed it.Pressed against the door he began to hyperventilate,"They're heeeeeere.."he said in a scared voice.
"...Who?"Temari said standing up and looking out the window,"awww..they look adorable!"
Gaara was still sitting on the couch and watched as Sasuke ran up stairs followed by the slam of a door.
"Wait..what..are they doing with that log..and..why are they.."Temari pressed her face against the glass,"ohhh mann..Gaa-"
There was thumps on the door until it fell down.
"-ra.."Temari leaned on the glass.Gaara's eyes got wide as he saw three little girls come in his house,"..."
"GAARA-SAMA!!"
"Oh..shi-"Gaara teleported himself quickly to his office,"oh..much better..."he said leaning on his chair gently closing his eyes-
"Kaze..kage-sama?what..are you wearing?"Gaara looked infront of him and there stood one of his employees,he looked down and still had the black apron.
"Oh..this.."He looked up at her confused face and rose his hand,"dont' ask-..wait..why are you in here?!"
"SASUKE-KUN!!"
Sasuke hid in the closet,"I'm..gonna hide here for the rest of my life-"
The door opened and three little girls were awfully happy.
"..."Sasuke hugged the clothes from the rack"Okay..I guess not.."
"Kankuro-sama told me that when none of you are here I should be in charge of your work..so I was just finishing some of your paperwork.."she said timidly.
"..."Gaara looked at this clean desk,"Oh..good then..but..I'll be okay with my stacks of paper.."he said and with a wave of his hand he dismissed her,"..oh..crap..Sakura"he thought outloud.
Kankuro layed on his bed with bandages all over his body,he was currently reading a magazine with Freddy next to him.
Freddy was currently sleeping with his paws up in the air but he suddenly sat up,"What is it buddy-"Kankuro got cut off as he watched three little girls drag Sasuke past his open door.
"SAVE ME!!"Sasuke said trying to hold onto something.
Kankuro and Freddy just sat there and watched Sasuke go by.
"..Well..that was weird.."Kankuro muttered to himself.
Freddy roared.
Temari sat in the couch reading a magazine as the three little girls dragged Sasuke down the stairs.
"Where's Sakura?!"Gaara said as he appeared out of nowhere,looking around frantically until his eyes set on the stairs.
"GAAAARAAA!!"Sasuke shouted getting a hold of the rail.
"Just..kick them down.."Gaara said looking at him.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Gaara.Even Kankuro and Freddy stood at the top of the stairs shaking their heads.
"OOH! Like I haven't said that one before.."Gaara said with a slight roll of his eyes.He walked to the stairs and grabbed the girls' hands.Their reaction of course was more glee than fear.
"Ohmagawd!"
"He's grabbing our hands!"
one of them squealed-well..all actually.
"If you want to keep your hands attached to your arms"He said getting down to their level,"be quiet?mmkay?"he said looking into their eyes,and he had a smirk as they only stared at him.
"Ohmagawd.."
"He just threathened us!"
and they squealed once more.
Gaara just didn't understand why no one feared him anymore?did he have to do something he might regret to make people fear them?..again?!"That's it."He got down to their level again.
"Does he get a kick out of threathening kids?"Temari whispered aloud to Sasuke as she eyed Gaara.
"I was about to ask you.."Sasuke said as he sat on a stair.
"Will you three look at that vaccum-"Gaara got interrupted.
"Why's it crushed?"
"Why's it on the floor?"
"Can I have it?"
"JUST LOOK AT IT!"he shouted with a slight twitch in his eye.He then commanded his sand to raise it into the air and clench it again,this time nothing was left of the vaccum,"that will be you three if you come near my house again...or me.."Now the three got it."Understood?"
"You're mean!"
"You're a monster!"
"I don't like you anymore!"
and the three little girls left running out the door,wel where the door used to be...
"Are..are you..."Sasuke stood up to look Gaara closely,"are you smiling?!"
"Oh it feels good to be feared again"He said as he bent to grab the door and placed it in it's spot.
"I thought you hated being feared.."Temari said as she flipped a page from her magazine.
"It's better than being chased around by little girls.."he muttered as he walked into the kitchen and was looking through many cabinets.
"Gaara...are you turning evil again?"Temari said putting her magazine down,"oh don't tell me your-"
Sasuke swore he stopped breathing for a moment when Gaara came out in a black cape,mask,and suit,"Why so serious?"he said looking at Sasuke.
"The Joker says that..."Temari said throwing her magazine at him,only the be shielded by sand"disgrace" she mummbled as she walked up the stairs.
"Damn."Gaara muttered as he went back to the kitchen and later appeared in a purple suit with face paint,"Okay..now I have to go."he said as he made his messy hair,even more messy(yum?)
"Where are you going?!"Sasuke said a bit confused.
"I have to go and torture people for a while..."Gaara said in a monotone voice as he moved the door and placed it on the wall and disappeared.
"..."Sasuke was still frozen on the spot and wondered something,that he couldn't help saying it aloud,"Who keeps costumes in kitchen cabinets?!"he rolled his eyes and hoped Gaara would come back..and cuddle with him-but of course Gaara won't because he thinks it's kind of weird,"Temari!"he shouted.
"Don't worry!he used to do this allllll the time!"she shouted back.
I...I don't know..
I really don't know.
I think lack of sleep made this chapter...
...
I liked when he threathened the girls.
He's turning evil again!yay!