NO, YOU MAY NOT GIVE ME HEADCANONS! THEY WILL BE IGNORED!
Official Cake, I am sorry. I really have no idea how to do your headcanon as I am completely unfamiliar with Dance Dance Revolution. To all of you, it's a safe bet that I don't know a lot of videogames.
All right, Determine Artist, this is one I can do! Here ya go!
the reason why don't you see the female countries hanging out with the male countries, is because every time they do, it turn into the a battle of the genders.
There was one human who knew (ish) of the countries' existence. She was the person who took care of the meeting room. She was America's citizen, as the room was in America, and America liked to boast about her. Otherwise, she was a completely normal person.
She dared to peek into the meeting room. The meeting hadn't started yet, and sure enough, there were about seven girls in a bubble of silence while male countries were everywhere else.
"Hello, Caroline!"
"Hi, America," the shy woman whispered to her country.
"It hasn't started yet, huh?"
"Not yet."
America looked at her. "What's your question? I can answer it because I am the hero!"
Long since used to the way America read her mind, Caroline asked, "Why are all the girls over there, and they never talk to the boys?"
"Do you wanna find out?" America smiled impishly, making Caroline flinch. This wouldn't end well, she knew already.
"America, don't-"
It was too late.
…
"Hello, y'all! America shouted as he walked past the girls. As one, they turned and stared at him.
"Y'all," Belgium scoffed, making the others giggle.
"Oh, now you've done it!" Denmark joked, appearing with his hand on America's shoulder.
"No kidding," Prussia replied, appearing at America's other shoulder. "But we can take'em, because we're just that AWESOME!"
As the last word rang through the room and dissipated in the hum of noise, Hungary frowned at Prussia. "Don't be so sure! I've kicked your-"
Her mouth was covered suddenly by Lichtenstein's hand, while the girl chided, "Little ears!"
"Oh yeah," Hungary alluded, sending a glance at the nearby Sealand.
"What?" Sealand demanded.
Austria, meanwhile, was teasing Prussia about being beat by Hungary. "I thought you were the great Teutonic Knights," he sniffed. "Looks like you've been exaggerating all these years."
"Hey! Uh-uh!"
"Austria, does that mean you think I'm weak?" Hungary asked sweetly.
"Um…"
"Choose your words wisely!" Taiwan warned, smiling.
"…I was merely referencing the fact that Prussia claimed to be unbeatable, and yet was destroyed by your armies."
"Nice save," America snickered. "But did she really beat you, Prussia?"
"That's it! I can beat her in a fair battle any time!" Prussia snarled, rushing toward Hungary with his sword raised.
"Oh no, here we go again," Caroline sighed, closing the meeting room door and retreating to the security surveillance room.
"I doubt you could take any of us," Belarus hummed, casually cleaning a knife on the hem of her dress.
"Even if you all are fighting us," Ukraine added, a scythe and pitchfork appearing in her hands.*
"It's on!" Prussia yelled, and most of the male population of the world meeting rushed toward the girls.
…
From the start, it was obvious the girls had the better strategy. They formed a circle with the female micronations in the center and the female nations ringed around them. The women all had different weapons, and they made sure to evenly spread the types of weapons. For example, the nations with long-range weapons were spread among the circle.
Inside the circle, the micronations were performing field repairs on weapons, and stabbing the male nations' feet with long sticks. When something bounced at the feet of the female nations, they would pick it up and make use of it too. A few times, it was even an unactivated grenade/bomb/etc.
The female nations were really organized, and they were doing well.
…
The male nations had no such strategy. They relied on the chaos that came naturally to them to be their strategy, attacking and retreating. Obviously, they had the strength of numbers, so they had a pretty good chance of winning.
However, the male nations were not able to rely on their fellow fighters. More often than not, there were battles and contests between the male nations. The girls just fended off all the attacks that came their way and let the male nations fight amongst themselves.
…
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Germany yelled once he found a microphone in the mess of battling nations. Many nations were now rather worse for wear, but the female micronations were absolutely unharmed, and the female nations were fairly well off.
"You guys are all fighting like little kids! This battle was useless and we wasted a lot of meeting time!"
"No," someone called from the still-intact circle of girls. "We found out that the only way the male nations stand a chance to us is by outnumbering us about ten to one."
"Yes, male nations, your fighting was disgraceful. Have a plan next time," Germany added.
The end!
*Farming nation, so scythe & pitchfork. Tadaaa, logic!
I hope you liked it, Determine Artist!
~EverythingMath