Aww god... I am in deep pain, because I hurt my hip roundhouse kicking a lamp. -.-
1. I shall not go skinny dipping in Poseidon Private swimming pool.
"Hermes! Gods!" Hades exclaimed at the sight of Hermes removing his pantaloons. "Put your pants on!"
"Lighten up!" Hermes yelled as he did a cannon ball. "It's tradition! We used to do it in the Olympics!"
This one's a bit M-rated... so, if you get uncomfortable skip it
2. If my name is Aphrodite, I should not get boob reduction surgery.
Dionysus, recently in cahoots with the list, headed with Ares to their favorite seafood bar and grill with Poseidon.
They sighed, boozing away their sorrow. When Aphrodite had join them at their table, "Hey, sorry I'm late."
Dionysus and Ares barely regarded her presence. "You know I've been getting these back pains." Aphrodite explained. The two arrogant men grumbled, why did girls have to be so whiny all the time. "And I'm thinking about get my boobs reduced."
Ares and Dionysus spit their drinks. "What?" They choked out.
"Well, there so... big." She said, cupping her breasts.
"Why on earth would you do that?" Dionysus asked, taking a swig.
"Well, imagine having these big balls."
"Oh gods..." They grunted.
"Well, everyone wants to see boobs." Dionysus said. "Who wants to see balls? What girl do you know that says I want to see a penis?"
Ares nodded. "But all our guy friends always yell out, I want to see some mother fucking tities." He began to pound his fist on the table between each word.
"You have to lug these big balls everywhere!"
3. I shall not challenge Zeus to a Pokémon Battle.
Zeus is challenged by PkMn Trainer Hades!
Zeus uses rant!
Oh no! Hades fell asleep!
Zeus used Bitch-slap!
It's super effective!
4. I shall not go climbing through ventilation system of Olympus.
Poseidon felt a small pebble pound lightly against his head. "Poseidon!" Athena called him. Poseidon crawled up next to her.
They lurked further through the vents. "Are you cold?" Poseidon asked, his voice piercing the cool air.
"Well, what do you think idiot?" He said, thumping him.
"Maybe we should snuggle close together to keep warm." Poseidon suggested, earning himself another thump.
5. I shall not convince Aphrodite to get a Twitter.
Aphrodite pulled her seat up to her desk, and scattered her fingers gracefully across her keyboard. "Let's see what on this twitter machine."
Aphrodite: I would drag my balls across a thousand miles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.
She shrugged. "Well, that's nice."
Author's Notes: Someone's been watching curb your enthusiasm. Say Larry if you caught thy reference. And we have a reference to iCarly (say Gibby), and Last but not least JENNA MARBLES (say kermit). Oh and ATTENTION MAXIMUM RIDE FANS! The Nomnomkitty did a version of this for MR called 100 things Max would never let us do
And next chapter: 10 RULES!
Oh, And I put actors up for all the characters in 150 things I'm not allowed to do at camp half-blood. I still need:
Piper
Leo
Katie
Stoll's
Silena
Nico
And eventually I'm putting them up for this story as well... Artemis is going to be twelve :) Hades: Remember when you used to update twice a day? Me: Yes, but- Hades: You should go back to that *gulp*