The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: Prompt Prompt #09 – "Friction"
Pen Name: twilly
Pairing/Main Character(s): Edward and Bella
Rating: M
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"What the hell are you reading over there? I can practically hear your eyes rolling."
"Oh, it's the usual fan-friction stuff."
"Of course it is. What'd the golden boy do wrong in this one?"
"What? Oh, no! Not my fics! I said fan-FRICTION not fanfiction. It's when the fandom gets catty and goes off on each other. I call it fan-friction."
"Fan-friction?"
"Yep."
"You think you're cleaver, don't you?"
"Yep."
"How about we forget about the FAN-friction and make some friction of our own?"
"Can we act out a scene?"
"Sure."
"You know, I can practically hear your eyes rolling."
Thank you to Emergency Beta Service for helping me out. I know, I know; it sort of like cheating on SuperBetaMax but she off having fun is SF and I'm all alone, and it's been so long. When she gets back, I'll beg for her forgiveness. She'll finally forgive me when she can't bear to see the tears streaming down my face, or the trembling lip. Then we'll have hot make-up beta-ing. There will be tense dropping and comma slamming and semicolon ripping. Yeah, it'll be worth it.
And also a bazillion-gillion thanks to obsmama. I was ready to wuss-out on this one because I was worried people might be offensive. But she assured me it was ok. And I love her hard. Even if she won't talk to me on twitter until November.