A/N: Well, if you don't know this one, you're a sheltered human being. But I suppose, for the sake of being chivalrous, I shall tell you anyway. Inspired by "Do You Hear The People Sing?" from Les Miserables, and my personal favorite of all the mediocre parodies I've penned.
Do you hear the Phantom sing?
Singing the song of crazy men
It is the music of a Phantom
Who will not be fooled again!
When the color of your face
Echoes the color of his mask
It is the lasso's grip
Embracing your neck at last!
Will you join in his crusade?
Will you excel in darkest deeds?
Or will you spout some angsty lyrics?
(Most are killed by lasso-fling—
The blood of the Sues
Who begged for his baby and ring!)
Do you hear the Phantom sing?
Singing the song of crazy men
It is the music of a Phantom
Who will not be fooled again!
When the color of your face
Echoes the color of his mask
It is the lasso's grip
Embracing your neck at last!
Will you give him your virginity?
Will you teach him how to kiss?
Or as your breath is fading, will you gasp,
"How did it come to this??"
Teeth gnashing, you're bashing
Daae, the Fop,
And your such-well-laid plans gone amiss!
Do you hear the Phantom sing
Singing the song of crazy men
It is the music of a Phantom
Who will not be fooled again!
When the color of your face
Echoes the color of his mask
It is the lasso's grip
Embracing your neck at last!