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Chapter 7: Awkward Moments

JPOV

No.

No. this can't be happening. Not to me. Hopefully not to anyone for that matter.

Life's a bitch.

EARLIER THAT DAY…….

As soon as Bella and that crazy guy she calls Chad left, Esme had already started fixing the wall, and everyone returned to what they were doing before this happened. As if nothing happened in the first place.

Typical.

I sighed and returned to my room upstairs.

How Carlisle managed to make my room so huge-looking without it actually being so big was beyond me.

It's kind of weird being in this place knowing that just a couple of minutes ago a girl was here handcuffed to a radiator….. in a compromising position.

Somewhere in the house Edward sighed. He suddenly appeared in my doorway and grinned.

"Well jasper. Don't you remember who put her in that position in the first place?"

Damn him and his retarded mind-reading ability.

Emmett appeared too. "Yeah man, you looked like you were struggling to decide whether to cuff her to the headboard of your bed….." he trailed off and waggled his eyebrows suggestively.

I was sending out sleep waves in hopes of knocking them out for a moment. They can't sleep of course, but they became unfocused and drowsy for a moment.

That was long enough to make my escape and save myself from this teasing.

Plus, as much as I hate to admit it, Emmett had a point. I was debating where to place her.

Visions of the other day at her house flashed before my mind.

I slapped myself.

Don't think like that, don't think like that, don't think like that.

This has turned into my mantra for the past couple of days. It was the only thing I could do to keep my thoughts strait. Hit myself and think out try to think of something else.

Where the hell am I going anyway?

Shit.

I found myself walking in the direction of the swan residence.

I wasn't there yet but I was close, and that's not good.

Whew! I'm just glad that no one spotted m-

"Come on Chad, give the girl a break, she just spent the past 24 hours on a hunk of metal." Chief Swan burst out laughing.

And…..is…..that Bella? Of course it is. How could it be anyone else?

Chad thought about this for a moment.

"Alright. How does this sound? You can train for the rest of the day and have tomorrow free." Bella gasped, as if this was something she'd never heard coming out of his mouth.

This apparently had been.

Even Chief Swan looked surprised. He walked over and put a hand over Chad's forehead I mock concern.

"Hey, you okay Bro? I've never seen or heard you be so reasonable." He leaned towards Bella. "Maybe you should make him worry more often…." Bella giggled.

Chad looked annoyed. "Yeah, Yeah, whatever. Bella, didn't I just say something about training for the rest of the day? That means now, Girly! Two laps around the house, 40 push ups, and 30 sit ups! Start running!"

Bella looked stunned, but after a few stumbles, she took off towards her house.

My first instinct was to follow her so I did.

I'd never guess by looking at her that she could run so fast. Sure she fell flat on her face once or twice, and my body was twitching with the need to catch her, but I knew that if I did I'd be exposed.

Which brought me to my current question. Why am I following her again?

Oh right. 'Cause I'm an idiot.

Finally she arrived at her backyard and immediately went down on the floor and did some push ups. I was in the bushes, with a nice view of her ass I might add.

Whoa. I'm turning into some kind of peeping tom/ pervert hybrid. I got it bad.

She finished the push ups and flipped her over to do the sit ups. I've never realized how dedicated Bella is when she puts her mind to it. Either she really is terrible at hunting (or whatever the fuck those Vampire killers do) or Chad is watching her in the bushes. Hmmm. Both options are probable.

Bella completed her tasks and Chad didn't return. Neither did Charlie. She looked confused and a little worried.

Okay, now my whole body was twitching like I had a seizure. I wanted to comfort her extremely badly.

SHIT, MAN! I only met this girl on Wednesday night! That's about 4 days ago! I'm acting like a lovesick puppy!

Yeah. She is incredibly hot, and nice, and funny, and delicate, but strong, and- fuck. I'm doing it again aren't I?

"Yes you are." A voice came out of the forest to where I was standing. Naturally it was Edward.

I glared at him, "What the hell are you doing thought rapist?" I demanded venomously.

He only smiled. "Well, I just happened to be in the neighborhood and-" he started.

"The truth."

"The truth huh?"

"If it's not too much of a strain."

"Actually the truth is that after you basically left Emmett and I tranquilized, we were naturally pretty peeved. So I decided that it'd be funny for us to follow you and sneak up on you while you're ogling your girlfriend over here. See funny right?"

Funny my dead rat's ass.

Before I could decide whether to tear Edward limb from limb, Bella started occupying herself by doing a little target practice. My curiosity got the best of me and I couldn't take my eyes off her.

Emmett finally appeared. "Wow. Your eyes are glazed over with luuuuvvvee!" he over exaggerated the 'luv' part.

I was too enveloped in what lay before me to respond. Bella reached into her bag and pulled out her bow and knives. I felt Edward and Emmett cringe. I don't blame them. Those knives did a number on us last time.

She went into position and pulled the string back. She closed one eye to aim better and released the string. On her first try, it totally missed.

She looked a little distressed for a moment, but then pulled out a couple more knives and tried some more. With each try she kept getting closer to the center, and the finally….. she hit it!

I could have cheered! The look on her face was indescribable.

I lost control. I couldn't help it. I didn't think, so not even Edward could stop me before I ran to Bella and pulled her into my arms and swung her around.

She started laughing. It obviously didn't sink in that I came in out of nowhere and not only hugged her but swung her around.

We stayed like that for a minute.

Laughing our heads off in each others arms.

Our laughter started to dim down and we looked each other in the eyes.

Bad idea.

It took a moment, but Bella's smile turned into a neutral expression and gradually turned to a frown.

"Jasper? Is-is that you? what are you doing here? Better yet, how long have you been here? Where you spying on me? Are you here for a purpose?" she kept firing question after question at me and didn't give me any time to answer her.

I just wished that we could go back to that intimate moment we just had.

Suddenly Bella's face changed form confused to a smile.

Her eyes were glazed over and she looked like a zombie.

"Hee, hee! Oh Jasper!" She grinned and pushed me to the ground.

Too many things were happening at once, and my mind was going a million miles per hour.

What happened? Why'd her attitude change? What is she planning? And how the hell did she find enough strength to push me down? Is she acting out of her own will?

LIGHT BULB!

This is just like Wednesday night! She looked in my eyes, and all of a sudden she had that look on her face….

I turned and looked at my brothers for help, but they were gone.

Traitors.

"Holy fucking shit!" Bella had slipped her hands up my shirt and she was feeling up my abs right now….and just pulled my t-shirt up off my body.

No. No, no, no, no, no! I can't. Let. This. Happen. She'll do something to regret this later. I know for a fact that she will. Or I might.

With a new burst of strength I pushed her off me and she flopped to the ground. She stayed like that for a moment.

Too long.

I crept over to where she was and looked at her.

Damn! How do I snap her out of this trance?

I willed her to get up.

Her eyes snapped open and she jumped her feet.

I couldn't help but be surprised. I mean, it couldn't be that easy.

Curiosity got the best of me.

"Bella, jump up and down." I ordered.

She started bunny hopping.

"Now start break dancing."

She got on the ground and started spinning on her head.

"Stop." Immediately she froze in mid spin.

I couldn't help but start laughing.

Wow. Imagine all the things I could make he do! She could do gymnastics, or celebrity impressions and maybe even juggling!

My mind started wandering

I could probably even make her-

"Hey Bells, we're back! I hope you don't mind, but we stopped to buy snacks!" Chad and Charlie walked through the front door at that very moment, and they were making their way to the back door. And Bella was still stuck in this weird position.

Uhh. Ummm. What now? How do I snap her out of this?

"Bella! Awaken! Uhh snap out of it? Abracadabra? Get the fuck back to normal this instant!" that did it.

Bella unfroze and kicked me with one of her legs that were in the air. I skidded across the yard and hit something hard. I looked up and saw the angriest, murderous, and menacing face I'd ever seen.

RETUNING TO THE PRESENT

Chad closed his eyes.

"I'll give you a thirty second head start." He growled.

I was stunned.

"Wait, what?"

"Twenty-six seconds."

I scrambled to get up and sprinted into the forrest.

I felt something wiz by my body and a fire knife scratched my skin.

I yelped but kept running. There was absolutely no way that I was going to go back to that house. In love or not.

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