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Chapter 10
Get thee to a portal
Episode 9.10
Seth and Kara are sitting on the couch, snuggled up to each other.
"So how does it feel to be back?" Seth asks.
"I'm not sure yet, I mean I feel like the old Kara but there is a lot of new me as well."
"I like the new you"
"Yeah me too"
"You definitely seem a little nicer, except when you fight but that's okay I like to watch you fight"
"Are you saying I was detestable?"
"Now that sounds like the old Kara"
"It seems I have a larger vocabulary, I wonder where I got that from?" Kara asks and turns to face him and gives him a kiss on the lips.
"I used to hate it when you used big words that I didn't understand, but it was one of the many things that made me fall in love with you"
"I'm still trying to understand that one, you seem so warm and inviting and I feel so hard and cold"
"You had your reasons and you were not that way all the time. Like last night"
"Aren't you nervous that you might get impaled?"
"No, you would never hurt me and sometimes it helps," he replied and Kara stopped kissing him for the moment and gave him an odd look.
"What do you mean helps?"
"Let's just say it's like 50 fingers moving all over my body"
"Yeah that's just a little weird"
"Not for me it isn't" Seth said and they both get up and go to the bedroom in her home.
Piper was asleep when Chris came into her room and started trying to open her eyelids.
"Mourning peanut," Piper said as she opened her eyes.
"Morning mommy, are you awake?"
"I am now." Piper replied while Chris struggles to get on the bed for a moment and then she helps him up.
"Daddy's making breakfast."
"Oh, he is, is he?"
"Wyatt is helping."
Well then we should go down and help too or I could just tickle you," Piper said and rolls Chris on his back and tickles him on the stomach.
"Mommy - Mommy stop it mommy," Chris said through giggles. "Daddy help."
"Hay, are you telling on me?"
Leo comes running into the room with Wyatt behind him. "What's wrong, what happened?"
"Mommy's tickling me."
"Sorry honey," Piper said noticing the panic look on Leo's face.
"You scared me half to death," Leo said.
"Me next," Wyatt said and jumps on the bed and Piper tickles him too, both children are laughing hard while Leo smiles.
Meanwhile at Phoebe's apartment her and Coop are sitting at the kitchen table.
"Morning beautiful," Coop said while kissing her.
"Morning handsome."
"Hay, you have a tummy."
"Are you saying I'm fat?"
No...no I'm just saying you're starting to show a little, you know because of the baby," Coop replied as Phoebe gets up and walks over to the mirror looking at herself.
"No...I'm...I'm getting fat," She said and started crying as she lifts up her shirt to show her little protruding belly. She tries to suck it in but it does not move and when she exhales the button off her pajama bottoms pops off.
"Looks like someone needs maternity clothes."
"How can you love me, my clothes are even rebelling against me. Oh god I can't even see my feet," She said as she continues to cry and Coop walks over to her and gives her a hug.
"You look amazing," Coop said.
"Really, do you really mean that?"
"Yes, I love you."
"I love you too, and I want some ice cream."
"Okay, I will see what we have in the fridge."
"No, I want Ben & Jerry's peanut butter with strawberry and a pickle, I don't know why I want the pickle... it sounds...disgusting but I want it."
"I'll be right back," Coop replied and under his breath said I think this is what Leo meant by hormones. Coop harts out and Phoebe looks on the floor.
"Now where's my dam button."
At Paige's apartment she is hanging pictures up in the nursery, Henry enters the room.
"Hay you shouldn't be doing that," Henry said while rushing over to her.
"Are you saying I'm incapable of hanging a picture?"
"No, I just think because - your."
"Well maybe I should just go to bed and lay there until I give birth."
"That's not what I meant, I just mean you should."
"Wait I know, you could just put a feeding tube in me and then I wouldn't have to do anything."
"Paige honey, its okay you can hang the pictures."
"Oh I don't know I could strain myself on that 1 pound picture frame."
"Paige I'm sorry I just love you and I worry OK, I'm sorry."
"I know I think my hormones are going out of whack."
"Yeah, definitely."
"I won a roast beef sandwich, with jelly and peanut butter, yeah that sounds good. Could you make it for me?"
"Sure I might have to go to the store I'll be back soon."
"And a pickle," Paige said as Henry was heading out.
"Okay honey I love you," Henry replied as he left.
"Why the hell do I want a pickle?" Paige said while wrinkling her nose.
Paige, Piper and Phoebe are eating outside at a table at a restaurant.
"God I'm exhausted," Phoebe said while leaning back in her chair.
"Yeah, maternity shopping can be quite a drain," Piper replied.
"It's also depressing," Paige chimed in.
"I don't understand why they can't make sexier maternity clothes," Phoebe said.
"Probably because at some point you would just look like something from cops," Piper said.
"Are you just walked away from a shotgun wedding," Paige said.
"Ha-ha, has anyone seen Kara?" Phoebe asks.
"No, I haven't seen her since the cavern," Piper said while taking a drink of tea.
"I hope she's okay, you know having all those spikes coming out off your back has to be a little bit of a shocker," Paige said.
"You have to admit it was one cool power," Phoebe said.
"And a little scary, I mean I know that Alda has more power than us and if it wasn't for her we would be dead," Piper said.
"They need to find the portal first, before she can leave so hopefully we have some time with her," Phoebe said.
"Yeah, she is definitely my favorite charge and Chris would be devastated if she did not say goodbye," Paige said.
"OK, change of subject, what is going on with your powers Piper?" Phoebe asks concerned.
"I don't know - I just don't know," Piper replied.
"I know it's because you're so guilty about something," Phoebe said.
"It's about Billy isn't it?" Paige asks.
"I thought we talked about your empathy power," Piper replied while tilting her head.
"I can't just turn it off and you can't keep hiding from what you feel," Phoebe said.
"I'm not hiding," Piper said while looking down.
"Piper if you bite your lower lip any harder you're going to make it bleed," Paige said.
"I'll get over it don't worry," Piper said while putting her phone away in her purse.
"That's the problem you bottle things up until they explode I'm sorry I didn't mean it that way, we're just worried about you," Phoebe said.
"We'll quit it you guys are pregnant now and you don't need the stress. I'm fine really," Piper said and gets up and goes to her car and then leaves.
"Should we go after her?" Paige asks.
"No she'll just run away from us again. Maybe she will open up to Leo," Phoebe replied.
"I hope so because it makes me nervous when her powers on the fritz," Paige said.
"Me too, but the last thing I want to do is put more pressure on her," Phoebe said.
"Well I have to get back to work, there are papers to file an office supplies to steal, Love you," Paige said.
"Love you too, and you better be joking about the stealing part," Phoebe said.
"Obviously," Paige said and gets up to leave.
Later that afternoon Piper is in the kitchen making snacks for the kids. Wyatt is sitting on the kitchen barstool drinking juice.
"Did I do good mommy?" Wyatt asks.
"What do you mean Wyatt?" Piper asks.
"With Kara and the lava," Wyatt replied.
"You sure did honey that was very brave of you, here you go," Piper said and hands him a sandwich.
"Could you cut the ends off?"
"Oh sorry honey I forgot," Piper said as Leo and Chris come into the kitchen.
"Hay Wyatt do you want to help us with the truck today?" Leo asks as he got some water.
"Yes, can I use my tool belt you got me?" Wyatt asks.
"Well somebody's got to have the tools," Leo said.
"Can I stay with mommy and help her make cookies?" Chris asks while struggling to get on the bar stool.
"I would love that peanut," Piper said as she helped him up.
"I want what Wyatt has," Chris said.
"Gees Chris do you have to eat everything I eat?" Wyatt asks.
"It's a term of endearment honey," Piper said.
"What does en - ender- endearment mean?" Wyatt asks.
"It means he likes you and looks up to you," Kara said as she walked in.
Chris jumped off the stool and ran towards Kara who was entering the kitchen. "Kara – Kara." he said and gives Kara a hug as she picks him up.
"Well look who decided to grace us with her presence," Piper said while smiling.
"That would be a term of sarcasm, hey I have this thing attached to me do you know what it is?" Kara asks.
"I'm not a thing, I'm Chris."
"Oh, god it talks," Kara said while sitting him on the kitchen island.
"Mommy said I did good with the lava," Wyatt said.
"Yes you did," Kara said as she padded him on the head.
"How long can you stay?" Leo asks.
"Until we find a portal, so I'm not sure," Kara replied.
"You're more than welcome to stay here until you find it," Piper said.
"Yeah I was thinking, you know in a way to celebrate. Maybe we can have a girl's night in, watch some movies make fun of Phoebe's and Paige's hormones," Kara replied while grabbing an apple off the counter. "And of course eat lots and lots of food."
"I would like that, I'll give them a call and we might not want to make fun of Paige too much considering she could orb us to a volcano," Piper said.
"Good point," Kara said.
"Are you going to stay the night?" Chris asks.
"Looks that way," Kara replied.
"Good because I don't want you to go," Chris said and motions Kara that he wants down. Kara picks him off the kitchen island and puts him down.
"I know Chris we don't want her to go either, but she has another home," Leo said.
"But this is her home too, right mommy?" Chris asks.
"Absolutely," Piper replied.
"I'm sorry Chris, but there are some things I have to finish there," Kara said.
"NO, everyone leaves," Chris said and storms out of the kitchen crying.
"Chris wait," Piper said trying to stop him.
"Its okay mommy I will talk to him," Wyatt said and orbed away.
"I'm sorry Kara he just really likes you," Piper said.
"I know I like him too you know it's kind of weird, I feel really comfortable here more than I do at my real home," Kara said.
"That's a good thing. Will you be able to come back if the portal is closed?" Leo asks.
"I don't think so, in some ways I'm hoping he never finds it," Kara replied.
"Well to be honest, I hope he never finds it either," Piper said and gave her a hug.
"You know the old me would have gotten creeped out with hugs," Kara said.
"I'm just glad the old you showed up when we needed it," Leo said.
"Just out of curiosity, do you go through a lot of shirts you know because of your slice and dice thing?" Piper asks.
"Hay that's what Seth calls it but yes unfortunately," Kara replied.
"And what's up with the outfit you changed into, not that is wasn't a cool outfit, just curious?" Leo asks.
"I don't know I guess my shape shifting can change clothes," Kara replied.
"You're like a walking supper mall," Piper chimed in.
"Well I'm going to check on Chris and see if Wyatt once to start on the truck," Leo said and walks by and gives Piper a kiss on the cheek and then leaves the kitchen.
"Should I go and talk to him?" Kara asks.
"No, this is were Leo shines, you want a late lunch?" Piper asks.
"Well that's a ridiculous question," Kara replied.
At Bay Mirror Phoebe is sitting at her desk opening letters.
"Phoebe are you ok?" her Secretory asks.
Phoebe was crying while holding a letter. "She lost her cat."
"Okay, I'm sorry to hear that."
"It's okay it's just my hormones."
"So when are you due?"
"Sometime in August."
"You will definitely bring her in so we all can see right?"
"Absolutely, if I don't cry myself to death first."
"It will be okay just make sure you have a lot of pickles on hand."
"What is it with the pickles?"
"I don't know, I think I went through 10 jars when I was pregnant with my son."
"I have to call Coop, we need more pickles."
"Well I will get your article to the editors."
"Okay thanks."
The secretary leaves and shuts the door and Phoebe looks at the letter again. "Poor cat," she said and went into a premonition.
A gray cat is rubbing up against a woman's leg who is tied up in a chair. A man pushes the cat away.
"Don't do that she's mine," a man said and polls out a knife and starts making small cuts in the woman's skin. The woman tries to scream but she is gagged and Phoebe never sees her face or the man's.
End of premonition:
Phoebe gasps for air. "The hell with the cat poor woman."
Later that day Piper, Paige and Phoebe are in the attic looking over the book.
"So you never saw their faces?" Piper asks.
"That doesn't really give us much to go on," Paige said.
"Why don't you just tell me to save the Titanic, because I'm not feeling enough pressure," Phoebe said.
"Sorry honey, it's just we have been looking for over 2 hours and we haven't found anything," Piper said.
"There goes our girl's night in," Paige said.
"I hope that was the hormones Paige, because that woman was being cut over and over again," Piper said.
"I'm sure it was Phoebe, and she didn't mean it, right Paige?" Piper asks.
"Hormones right sorry," Paige said.
Leo and Kara come into the attic and Leo shuts the door. "How is it going?" Kara asks.
All three sisters look up a little angry. "We might just want to be quiet," Leo suggested.
"That just might be a good idea," Piper said.
"Hormones," Kara whispered to Leo.
"Hormones and just – Piper," Leo whispered back.
"Got it," Kara said and sits down on the couch while Leo tentatively walks towards the book.
"Phoebe do you think you can try to get the premonition again?" Piper asks.
"I can try," Phoebe asks and walks over to the letter on the table and then the lights go out leaving the room completely darkened.
"OK, who didn't pay the bill?" Paige asks.
"I paid the bill, Okay where is everybody?" Piper asks as she started filling around.
Everyone answers in unison "here."
"Well that was helpful," Phoebe said.
"I know the lights went out but shouldn't there be some light coming through the window, why is it pitch black in here?" Paige asks.
"Because it's some big evil plan," Phoebe said.
"No its fine, Leo see if you can find the door," Piper replied.
"Whoa watch it somebody just got to third base," Kara said.
"Sorry," Paige said.
"Ewe," Piper said and there was a loud bang. "What was that? What's going on?"
"Oh keep your thong on, I just tripped," Kara said.
"I don't wear a thong," Piper said.
"Oh, sorry I thought it was Phoebe who said that," Kara said.
"Hay," Phoebe said.
"I found the door," Leo said.
"That ain't no doorknob Leo," Kara said and the lights come on and Leo has his left hand on one of Kara's breast and she is on her knees.
"Leo!" Piper said.
"What?" Leo asks looking at Piper.
Kara slaps his hand down and stands up and walks over to the book. "This family is grabby."
"Oh god Kara I'm sorry, I didn't know - couldn't see it was firm," Leo said and closed his eyes shut and wrinkled his nose.
"Really," Piper said while tilting her head.
"I'm going to go check on the boys," Leo said.
"That's another good idea," Piper said as Leo leaves the room.
"You know if Seth doesn't complete the job I can always come here for foreplay," Kara said.
"And I don't wear a thong," Phoebe said.
"Does anyone know what happened?" Paige asks.
"Well sometimes electricity does go out, I know it's a rarity and can sometimes be frightening but in the end it comes back on," Kara replied.
"Smart ass, I just think it was odd," Paige said.
"I can't believe he said they were firm right in front of me," Piper said and rolled her eyes.
"I can't take complete credit, their fake," Kara said.
"Wait you been here for a year with amnesia and had time to get a boob job?" Piper asks.
"What else was I going to do. Do you want to fill them?" Kara asks and turned towards the two sisters.
"No," Piper said.
"Guys I still think there's something going on," Paige said.
"How much does it cost anyway?" Phoebe asks.
"$3500 to $7500, mine were about 4000," Kara replied.
"That's not too bad," Phoebe said and starts to reach her hand over the book and in front of Piper.
"Phoebe," Piper said while slapping Phoebe's hand away.
"I just don't have a good feeling about this," Paige said and before anyone could answer her, a warlock blinked in and grabbed Paige and she was gone before anyone could react.
"Paige!" Piper yelled.
"Oh god what do we do?" Phoebe asks.
"Call a lost witch spell, now," Piper said.
Paige is tied to a chair and a gray cat rubs against her leg.
"Don't do that, she's mine," the warlock said.
"What do you want?" Paige asks.
"You'll see," he said and pulls out a knife and starts cutting a small gash in her shoulder. Paige screams.
Back at the manner all three women and Leo were in the center of the room with candles around them.
"Why the hell is it not working?" Piper asks.
"This is my fault, if my stupid premonition powers work right," Phoebe replied.
"It's not your fault Phoebe, it's the warlocks fault for taking her," Piper said.
"So what do we do now?" Kara asks.
"I'll go get Wyatt to see if he can sense her," Leo said and leaves the room as the long mirror in the attic starts to go misty and then an image appears on it.
"Guys, is that Paige?" Kara asks while pointing at the mirror.
Piper and Phoebe get up and walk over to the mirror.
"Oh, my god Paige," Phoebe said.
Paige was tied to a chair and the warlock was putting a gag on her.
"You bastard leave her alone," Piper said angrily.
"Is he doing this to the mirror, or is she?" Phoebe asks.
"I think it was the spell," Kara said.
"That's not how it's supposed to work," Piper said and starting pacing the room and saw Leo coming in with Wyatt but stopped him before he could come in any further.
"What's wrong?" Leo asks.
"Wyatt honey do you think you can try to find Aunt Paige?" Piper asks.
"I can try," Wyatt said and closed his eyes but then opened them looking sad.
"Its OK honey, why don't you go play with your brother," Piper said.
Phoebe and Kara can see the warlock cutting her again and Paige struggling to get free.
"Stop it!" Phoebe yelled and turned away.
Leo and Piper come in and Leo sees the mirror. "What is going on?"
"We don't know, but I am getting really pissed at the guy," Kara said.
"He must be blocking her ability to orb and for us to sense her," Phoebe said.
Paige is struggling hard against the orange ropes. "These are handy, now come on trigger dammit," he said and cuts her again this time a little deeper and she screams. "Maybe I need to get meaner. I'll be back."
The warlock leaves the room. Paige sees him walk away and closes her eyes trying to orb, but nothing happens. Back at the manner all four were staring at the mirror.
"What did he me trigger," Piper said.
"Hay what does chaosian mean?" Kara asks.
The others come over to the book. "It wasn't on this page before when I was looking at it," Piper replied.
"Grams?" Phoebe asks.
"Could be, what does it say?" Leo asks.
"Chaosian a powerful transformation that is triggered by extreme events. The power can only be used every 24 hours and the user goes into a coma for that time. The user must fight the trigger or die," Piper replied.
"What, Why the hell haven't we seen this before?" Phoebe asks.
"Who knows is that what he is trying to do get it to trigger. But she does not have that power," Piper replied.
"Maybe not yet, wait there's more," Phoebe said as she turned the page and read on. The top of the page there was triquetra simple.
"The power will wipe out evil within a 50 mile radius," Piper said.
"OK, so why would he want it to trigger, he standing right there?" Phoebe asks.
"I don't know, but we need to find a way to get to her. Phoebe call Coop and ask the elders about this chaosian thing," Piper said.
"Have you ever heard of it Leo?" Phoebe asks.
"No, but it sounds massive," Leo replied.
"Coop! Coop! We need you," Phoebe yelled and he harts into the room and sees the mirror.
"Paige! What is going on?" Coop asks.
"We need you to find out what chaosian means, go talk to the elders please," Phoebe replied.
"I'll be right back," Coop said and harted out.
"We need to find a way into the mirror," Piper said and starts turning the pages but it keeps flipping back to the chaosian power.
"Ok, we need to stay on this page," Phoebe said.
"Yeah I got that, don't worry honey we will get you back," Piper said and walked over to the mirror.
"What is that behind her?" Phoebe asks.
Behind Paige is a device that looks like a tower with a pointing top about 3 feet high and the center of it was glass glowing blue. There were wires connected to the chair Paige was in.
"I don't know but I don't like it," Piper replied as the warlock comes back with a bigger knife.
"This might get it to work. Maybe I should go around your belly," the Warlock said and Paige screams again trying to get free.
"No, please don't," Piper cried out while looking at the mirror.
"Piper we need to find a way to help her," Leo said.
"A potion maybe a potion will work come on Piper, Kara stay up here with Leo and look in the book," Phoebe said and leaves the room and grabs Piper on her way out.
"Wait I don't want to leave her," Piper said and pulled back.
"Piper honey I don't want to either, but we need to do something fast," Phoebe said as she pulled her back to her. Piper gives in and follows Phoebe out the door.
Piper and Phoebe are going down the stairs both are crying. "I swear if he hurts those babies I'm going to blow each one of his appendages off and keep him alive like that." The door bell rings and they both stop.
"You have to be kidding me," Phoebe said.
"Just let it go," Piper said and headed for the kitchen.
"Paige! are you in there?" Henry said from the door.
Phoebe stops and goes to the door and opens it. "Henry."
"Where is Paige, I feel like something is wrong?" Henry asks.
"Were going to get her back Henry, I promise," Phoebe said.
"What, Who took her?" Henry asks and walked in.
"A warlock, come into the kitchen ok Piper and I are making a potion that will take us to her," Phoebe replied.
"OK."
They hear a scream coming from upstairs and henry runs up the steps."Henry wait!" Phoebe yelled.
Henry runs into the attic and sees the mirror. "Paige, oh god what is he doing to her?" Henry asks as the warlock was cutting deep gashes into her stomach.
"He is trying to trigger something," Kara said.
"Henry why don't we go downstairs for a minute," Leo said.
"NO! Why isn't anyone helping her?" Henry yelled.
"Were trying, Wyatt can't sense her and the call a lost witch spell made this mirror thing happen," Leo said.
"Why can't she orb?" Henry asks.
"The rope around her is the same one Dan and the other's used on the girls a while back," Leo replied.
"I'm not leaving her," Henry said.
"I know this is hard henry but we need to think and we can't do that if you're losing it," Leo said.
"What if it was Piper?" Henry asks.
"I would be terrified, but I know that if I interfered with them, it would take longer for them to find her," Leo replied and grabs his arm. "Come on henry lets go downstairs and let them work Kara stay up here and see what you can find, tell us if anything else happens."
"Ok I will," Kara said.
Henry and Leo leave the room. Kara looks at the book and looks at the mirror ever few seconds. The warlock leaves again and Kara walks over to the mirror.
"I'm sorry Paige I wish I could help you," Kara said and looks at Paige's hands that were making odd motions. "Sign language, wait how do I know sign language, 1331 Prescott Street," Kara said and runs out of the room.
The warlock comes back and sees Paige doing something with her hands.
"What the hell are you doing?" the warlock said and then slaps her across the face. "I'll keep you from doing that again." He grabs duck tape and raps her hands to the chair. "There stupid witch, your powers don't work anyway, the rope remember."
Kara runs into the kitchen. "1331 Prescott Street."
"What Kara?" Piper asks.
"That's across the street," Phoebe said.
"How do you know that?" Piper asks.
"She was doing sign language," Kara replied.
"Come on lets go," Piper said.
"Piper you don't even know what you're dealing with," Leo said.
"I don't care, were going," Piper said and Henry starts to run with them and Leo stops him.
"We can't were human, they can't focus on saving her and protecting us," Leo said.
"Hurry please," Henry said and all 3 girls run out of the house. Piper runs to the door and grabs the handle but is thrown back landing hard on the grass in the yard. Phoebe and Kara run to her.
"Piper are you OK?" Phoebe asks.
"Yeah, ouch it must be blocked," Piper replied and slowly gets up.
"I'll try a spell," Phoebe said but before she could say anything. 40 silver spikes broke through the door and then was ripped apart. They looked shocked and then looked at Kara as the spikes moved back into her body.
"OK, guess we don't need one," Piper said and all 3 run into the house.
"Be quiet, hopefully he doesn't know we are here," Phoebe whispered.
"I think she is in the basement," Kara said.
"How do you know?" Phoebe asks.
"Because that is where they always are," Piper said.
They find a door in the kitchen. "This must be it," Piper said and opens the door slowly and she can hear the warlock talking to Paige. Piper and the others make their way down softly.
"Hay you son of a bitch," Phoebe said.
"How did you," the warlock said.
"Here let me finish your sentence," Piper said and lifts her hands and flicks her wrist and the warlock falls back hard.
"Here's the period," Phoebe said and looks at him hard and he starts to sway after getting up.
"Take that knife and cut yourself until you blow up," Phoebe said and the warlock starts cutting himself over 100 times while screaming before he blew up. Phoebe then grabbed the knife and cut Paige out of the ropes.
"Come on honey let's get you home," Piper said.
"Coop!" Phoebe yelled and he harts in.
"Take her to the elders for healing," Piper said and Coop picks up Paige and harts out. Kara walks over to the chair and looks at the devise.
"What about this thing?" Kara asks.
"Grab it, we might need to destroy it after we find out what it is used for," Piper said.
Kara grabs the device. Phoebe looks back at where the warlock blew up. "Why did he look familiar?"
"I don't know but we need to get home and get ready for Paige when she gets home, in case there is something wrong," Piper said.
"OK, let's go," Phoebe said and they all leave the basement.
Later that evening all of them are in the living room. "How are you filling Paige?" Piper asks.
"I'm fine, just going to have nightmares for a while," Paige replied.
"Do you want me to come up with a spell to wipe your memory of it?" Phoebe said and all of the other say "NO" in unison.
"I'm just glad the little ones are OK. Did Coop find anything out about the chaosian thing?" Paige said.
"Not yet, but he is still waiting for them to get back to him," Phoebe said.
"Well I should probably head out," Kara said.
"What about our girl's night?" Paige asks.
"I thought after that, you would be too tired," Kara said.
"Are you crazy woman, I have been looking forward to this all day. So get your SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas on and let's have some fun," Paige said.
"Dammit I forgot to get the movies," Piper said.
"I can go get them for you," Henry said.
"There is probably something on TV we could watch and it's more of a gabfest anyway," Kara said.
"She's right, OK Leo do you mind putting the kids to bed while I get Paige some jams," Piper said.
"No problem," Leo said while kissing her on the cheek.
"Wait, why don't I take the boys with me so you guys can be as loud as you want," Henry said.
"Oh, that so sweet we are not watching any sad movies, I am to hormonal," Phoebe said.
"Yeah definitely," Kara said as Leo goes upstairs and gets the boys.
"Hi Uncle Henry," Chris said.
"Hi Chris," Henry said.
"Are we going to your house tonight uncle Henry?" Wyatt asks.
"You sure are," Henry said.
"Yes, he's got the PlayStation game we like to play Chris," Wyatt said and Chris claps his hands and runs over to Henry.
"Can we play Uncle Henry," Chris said.
"Yep," Henry replied.
"Not to late boys he needs to work in the morning," Piper said.
"That's OK, I took off so we can stay up late too," Henry said and both kids jump and down excited.
"Kara do you want to come play with us?" Chris asks.
"I'm going to play with your mommy. Wow that didn't sound that bad in my head," Kara replied.
"By Kara," Chris said and let's go and grabs Wyatt's hand and Henry's and they leave the house.
Later that night all four girls are in their pajamas watching TV.
"Okay ladies, what's it going to be?" Piper asks while looking at the TV Guide.
"I know just the thing," Kara said and grabbed the remote while Phoebe comes in with four bowls of ice cream.
"Tell me that is not a pickle," Paige asks.
"You know you want it," Phoebe said.
"Not on my ice cream," Paige said and moves it to the side of her bowl but Kara grabs it and eats it.
"What, You said you didn't want it and I will eat anything. Here we go," Kara said.
"What the hell is that?" Piper asks.
"That my friend is the shop erotic channel," Kara replied.
"That would kill someone," Phoebe said and almost choked on her ice cream.
"Have you had two kids?" Piper said.
"Gross," Paige said as the rest react in shock at the same time from what they were looking at.
"Did that thing just expand?" Kara asks.
"What happens if it gets stuck like that?" Paige asks.
"Well my ass is not taking you to the hospital," Piper said while taking a bite of ice cream.
"Look that one comes with a remote and you give it to your husband or boyfriend," Kara said.
"O my God, that thing would be going off constantly. Coop could never make up his mind when trying to find something to watch," Phoebe said.
"I think that's the point," Paige said.
"Why are they so damn colorful, you never see them and you know it still takes effort? I just want to lie there," Kara said.
"That's what Seth is for," Piper said.
"I can always call Leo, he's good with his hands," Kara said while laughing.
"Over my dead body," Piper replied as she was laughing as well.
All 4 continued laughing and ate their ice cream for hours. After everyone falls asleep except for Kara and she puts the spoons on Phoebe's face and then falls asleep smiling.