Smoshtastic Adventure
Chapter 10 Crazy War
By: Major144
Disclaimer I do not own Smosh. This is just a story for fun.
At the Smosh camp the group was gearing and planning their next move. Ian was explaining the whole time travel situation to Connor.
"So that's our story. The guy, who got captured is my best friend Anthony and your descendent." Said Ian as he finished his story.
"I...see. I guess that makes sense. We have to rescue my descendant and George. Then we have to put an end to this Ethan fellow." Said Connor.
At that moment a giant holographic image of Ethan's head appeared in the sky.
"Hello Smosh fools! I know your out there! Listen up I have a proposal for you. If the one known as Ian surrenders himself to me I will release George Washigton. The choice is yours. You have one hour to decide." Said Ethan as the holographic image vanished.
"I know what I have to do." Said Ian as he started to march in the direction of the fortress.
"Wait don't do it!" Cried Stevie.
"Dude I have to do this. Me and Anthony are the ones, who made this elf crazy mad. Were going to take responsibility for it. If we don't the future is screwed." Said Ian.
"Ah no need to go all Braveheart on us lad! You just sit tight I have the perfect thing to get us out of this mess." Said Charlie as he disappeared into the ship.
A few minutes latter there was a clanking sound as a figure stumbled out of the ship. Everybody looked at the figure in shock. The figure looked just like Ian wearing sunglasses.
"Holly balls! What is that thing?" Asked Ian.
"This is my robot avatar of you. I use it to reach booze on high shelves." Said Charlie's voice from the machine.
"Awesome!" Said Ian.
"Will use this as a distraction, while we launch a sneak attack." Declared Connor.
The Smosh team started loading up on guns and other gadgets. Ian put some armor that resembled Master Chief's armor from halo as he tied a red bandanna around his head. He saw a storage compartment labeled special guns. Ian looked inside and saw to particular guns that caught his attention. Ian grinned as he packed the guns into a special backpack with a few other items. Soon the Smosh team was ready for battle. Charlie in the robot Ian avatar made his way to Ethan's fortress.
"Alright you bloody poofs here I am!" Shouted Charlie.
Several armed guards exited the fortress and surrounded Charlie. The Drunk Guinea Pig sat in his control chair drinking a flask of whiskey.
"Show time you stupid wanker terrorist!" Shouted Charlie as the robot pulled out two machine guns and opened fire at the startled guards.
A half a dozen guards were taken down in seconds. The rest of the guards opened fire hitting the robot several times ripping off it's left arm and chunks of fake skin from the robots face. Charlie fired with his remaining gun and forced the guards to retreat.
"That's right you bloody cowards flee!" Laughed a crazed Charlie.
Suddenly Damn Neighbor appeared behind Charlie holding a pistol. The evil neighbor fired and hit the robot in the spine making it fall over and lose it's gun! The guards closed in on the downed robot and yanked it open taking Charlie out of the control chair.
"Put me down you puffs or I'll bite your legs off!" Shouted Charlie as he was dragged away.
On the other side of the fortress the Smosh team used some explosives to blow a hole though the wall and storm into the base. Ian pulled out a large gun and took down several guards. Connor grabbed some tomahawks and started to slash his way through the guards. The rest of the Smosh team followed proving covering fire. Ian and Connor made their way to one building and smashed their way in. They found Anthony and George tied up and quickly freed them.
"I knew you'd come rescue me!" Said Anthony as he and Ian bro fisted.
"Of course man your my best friend." Said Ian as he handed Antony a smaller gold device.
"Ah cool a Morpher!" Said Anthony as he activated it.
Anthony now wore a bright red power ranger outfit. Anthony did a heroic pose before, he and the others ran out of the hut to be confronted by Rita and her animal rangers.
"I'll handle these guys!" Declared Anthony as he charged forward.
Anthony a kick to Rabbit's groin knocking him to the ground, he punched Rooster in the face, and delivered an uppercut slash slap combo to Cow. In a matter of seconds all the evil Animal Rangers were defeated. Rita snarled angrily and charged up her staff.
"Will save you buddy!" Called Ian as he threw George some high tech looking pistols.
Ian and George fired at Rita knocking her to the ground with laser energy. Antony cheered and slapped Ian on the back. Nobody saw Hugh walk over and pick up Rita's staff. The Internet Troll grinned wickedly as he started firing the staff at Ian, Antony, and their ancestors.
"Oh yeah! Whose all powerful now baby! I can whoever I want now!" Laughed Hugh insanely.
Ian reached into his pack and gave Anthony a Starman. Anthony took it and started to flash with blue light.
"I'm INVINCIBLE!" He shouted as he charged at Hugh.
Hugh fired several burst of energy at Anthony, but they bounced off him. Antony got up to Hugh and gave him an uppercut sending him into the sky screaming. The Starman wore off and Antony returned to normal.
"Way to go man!" Cheered Ian.
"Not so fast boys!" Said Dane as he showed up carrying an RPG. "It's time for you all to die!"
The heroes froze in fear at the sight of the massive gun. Dane laughed madly as, he was fixing to pull the trigger. At that moment the air was filled with screaming as Hugh came falling out of the sky and landed right on top of Dane with a thud. The RPG ended pointed towards the air and fired! The rocket went straight up and headed back down towards Dane and Hugh, who just starred up in horror as it fell towards them!
"OH CRAP!" They screamed as the rocket landed on them and exploded killing them both.
"Well that was lucky." Said Ian.
"Oh I'm afraid your lucks run out boys. I'm fixing to send you to an early grave with my Dubstep!" Declared Mike Diva as he appeared before the group with a twisted grin on his face.
Ian and George shot at Mike, while Connor threw an ax at him. Mike just laughed and swatted all the attacks away with a wave of Dubstep.
"We can't beat him!" Cried Antony.
"Were going to have to fight Dubstep with Dubstep!" Declared Ian as he reached into his pack and pulled out two strange looking guns.
Ian tossed one to Anthony.
"Are these Dubstep guns?!" Asked Anthony with amazement.
"They are and I uploaded the Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song on them." Said Ian.
"Awesome!" Exclaimed Anthony.
The two of them faced Mike and started to fire their Dubstep guns. Mike countered with his own Dubstep. The two sides were evenly matched. Mike floated in the air laughing like a nut job. Anthony and Ian put their guns into full power and created two giant Dubstep avatars that looked like Connor and George. Mike starred at the avatars in amazement.
"They have transcended to the next level of Dubstep!" Cried Mike in amazement.
The giant Dubstep Connor sliced downwards with a tomahawk slicing Mike in half! The giant Dubstep George pulled out some giant pistols and blasted the two halves destroying them! Anthony and Ian cheered.
In the shadows Ethan watched as his forces were being destroyed, he pulled out his cellphone and called Walter.
"Walter get the ship ready were going into space. Were putting the rest of the base into self destruct mode." Said Ethan.
"But sir, what about our forces?" Asked Walter.
"They'll either make it aboard the ship or die." Said Ethan as he sprinted towards the ship.
Teleporting Skinny Dude and a few henchmen took off after Ethan. Elsewhere Molester Moon was attempting to molester Charlie, but Box Man punched the evil Moon knocking him down. Molester Moon saw the fleeing villains and took off after them.
In anther part of the base Stevie and T-bag were fending off some henchmen, when Damn Neighbor came in on a Segway charging at the two heroes holding a machine gun and a pink flamingo riding in a basket up front. Stevie and T-bag fired at the evil neighbor, but their shots missed. The Damn Neighbor closed in preparing to kill the two heroes, when suddenly a wormhole opened up next to the evil neighbor and a truck came out and hit him sending him flying and crashing to the ground. Benny and Cletus hopped out of the truck towards Damn Neighbor.
"Oh my gad Benny I think you done killed him!" Cried Cletus.
The Neighbor groaned Benny grabbed the flamingo, kicked the Neighbor in the head and flipped him the bird.
"That what you get for stealing people's flamingos! You sick son of a dog!" Declared Benny.
Benny and Cletus loaded up into the truck, went though the wormhole and vanished.
At that moment Ethan and his forces got into their ship and took off.
"We have to get out of here!" Cried Anthony.
"Why?" Asked Ian.
"Dude anytime a bad gut flees from his base, the base blows up a few minutes latter." Explained Anthony.
"Oh yeah. RUN!" Said Ian.
The Smosh team and their allies ran out of the base. Rita, Cow, Rooster, Rabbit, Damn Neighbor, and several wounded henchmen laid on the grounded moaning. A few seconds latter the base exploded killing all of them.
A few miles from the destroyed base the Smosh team was loaded up in their ship to go after Ethan and the remaining villains. Ian and Anthony were saying goodbye to their ancestors.
"Man it was great to meet you guys." Said Ian.
"I can't believe you guys are our ancestors, that's incredible! Said Anthony.
They said goodbye and loaded up into the ship. It took off into space.
"Lets never talk about this again." Said George.
"Agreed." Said Connor.
To be continued.