Ask The Cast of Yugioh
A Very Scary Halloween Special
Wolf604: -Dressed as Zombie Santa- Ho Ho Ho! Merry Halloween!
Seto: You mean Happy Halloween right?
Wolf604: No. I'm pretty sure it is Merry Halloween and Happy Christmas.
Seto: -_-
Wolf604: Anyway, let's sit around the campfire and start this!
Yugi: Oh boy. –Waves a little flag-
Wolf604: So our first review comes from James95: Mokuba as the Princess and everyone else as Kaiba with his white jacket!mythical creature what would you be?DaresMana: Secretly lower Wolf604's metabolism to a level so low that it's non existant and magic up a jumbo jet full of really fattening cookies. He can't return it to normal.Yugi and Joey: STeal the Duel Runners!
Truths
Tea: What did they do to you in the fangirl room?
Wolf: Could you put Rebecca in please?
Everyone: If you were any
Wolf: Eat all of those cookies!
Mana: Turn everyone into their monster that they chose for the previous truth
Atem, Kaiba,
Mokuba: Become a super sized Snorlax!
Thank you
Mokuba: -Comes out dressed as a princess- James I think you are obsessed with me in a dress.
Seto: Don't make me use the ban hammer. –Is forced to relieve his coats-
Wolf604: Fine. –Pulls Rebecca out of the sack full of toys-
Rebecca: Hi!
Teddy: I will rape your skull!
Everyone: 0.o
Wolf604: Ummmmmmm. Okay.
Tea: Wouldn't you like to know.
Wolf604: I think he does.
Tea: -Five hours later- And that is what they did to me.
Everyone: 0.0
Wolf604: I feel a little sick. As for mythological creatures I would be a . . . basilisk. Fu –Bleep- you Harry Potter!
Seto: Dragon
Atem: Big –Bleep- ing surprise. Wizard
Yugi: Wizard
Joey: Dragon
Yami Bakura: Necromancer
Bakura: Gryiffin.
Mana: Unicorn
Yami Marik: Mega Ultra Chicken
Marik: Unicorn
Duke: The Dice Monster
Tristan: Spiderman
Wolf604: Do those even count?
Tea: Fairy
Marik: Oh! I change mine to fairy.
Pegasus: Dragon.
Odion: Gummi Bear
Rebecca: My Lord Satan
Teddy: Same.
Mokuba: Charmander.
Ishizu: Elf.
Rex: Dragon.
Weevil: Mothra!
Wolf604: -_- Why do you want me fat?
Mana: -Casts spell-
Wolf604: -Eats cookies- Nothin'. Sorry Charlie.
Mana: But how?
Wolf604: I pulled a Seto Kaiba and screwed the rules.
Atem, Kaiba, Yugi, and Joey: -Beat up everyone in 5D's and jacks their Duel Runners-
Marik: Looks like they can have . . . card games on motorcycles.
-Wind blows-
Marik: As-bleep-oles.
Mokuba: -Turned into a Super Snorlax- I'm hungry.
Wolf604: How anti-climatic. Our next review is from Yami Ace and Neko:
Yami Bakura as a cat
Yami Ace: mana as a slave
Kaiba as a nerd (dont kill me)
Yami Ace: any one else
*thinking* *cat like smile* Yugi as a panda bear
Yami Ace: that it?
no joey as a Fennec Fox
Yami Ace: Now is that every thing?
yep
Yami Ace and me: *bows* Thank you!
Yami Bakura: -Dressed as Mistoffilees from Cats- I. AM. NOT. A. BLOODY. KITTY!
Wolf604: Shut up kitty.
Mana: -Comes out dressed as Slave Princess Leia- What do you think?
-Every male person has a nosebleed-
Seto: -Coughs and hides his blush-Whatever. –Dressed as a nerd- Everyone knows that nerds will rule the Earth.
-Everyone comes out in his or her respected costume-
Wolf604: Our next review is from Lazy Cat 44: Dares~
Yami Marik: I dare you to eat a 64 pack of crayons (Dont worry companies are making then 'edible', it says so on label)
Atem: eat blue rare, rare or raw stake in front of Yami Bakura and see what he does...
Joey: Drive on a moterbike with Marik around the room.
Yami Bakura: Sing 'Dead! By: My Chemcal Romance'
Yami Marik: -Eats crayons- Tastes like chicken. –Eats some more-
Atem: -Eats a raw steak in front of Yami Bakura- Yup, that was disgusting. –Throws up-
Yami Bakura: -_- Needed more blood.
Joey: But I don't know how to drive. Nyeh. –Rides around with Marik- Weeeeeee!
Marik: Holy crap!
-Joey crashes into a parked car-
Yami Bakura: Yeah!
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead?
Ohh dead.
-Sings the rest of the song-
Wolf604: Our next review is from . . . I don't know how to pronounce this.
Yugi: -Looks over Wolf604's shoulder- Sarah.
Wolf604: Oh. Right it comes from sarah who wrote: hi your still awesome. give a nice soft cookie to yugi please. do you know who emil castagneir from tales of symphonia dawn of the new world. please let him make an appearence. not ratatosk mode emil. make atem think he is kira from death note and yugi can be L. THANKS
Wolf604: No, I don't watch crap. Kidding. No I don't know who that is so no can do.
Yugi: -Dressed as Panda L and eating the cookie- I am 69% sure you are Kira Atem . . . or a vampire.
Atem: -Dressed as Kira- I did not have sexual relations with that woman . . . and I am not Kira.
Wolf604: Our next review is from Steve the Pirate.
Seto: No it is from RyouxMana4eva.
Wolf604: You sure about that Seto?
Seto: Yup.
Wolf604: Okay then, this is from RyouxMana4eva: I only have two today.
Truths-
Yami, what is you opinion on digimon?
Kisara, do you know what yaoi is? :3
Dares-
Wolfy, give Yami Bakura a pikachu since his voice actor in japan is the same as ash/satoshi.
Seto, commit suicide!
Atem: I like to think they copy Pokemon even though Digimon came first.
Kisara: Yup! 3
Wolf604: –Brings in a Pikachew and gives it to Yami Bakura-
Pikachew: Pika pika! Pika, Pikachew! (Translated: Sup bi-bleep-s? I'm a motherf-bleep-in' Pikachew!)
Yami Bakura: -Kills Pikachew- I hate rats.
Seto: Anything to get out of this Hell! –Commits suicide- Hahahahaha! Freedom! –Poofs back next to Wolf604- What the-?
Wolf604: You killed yourself so you went to hell. Or rather your own personal hell aka here.
Seto: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Wolf604: Our next review comes from SariaHael: Dares
YMarik- I dare you to let your hair lay fat. If it cant, shave it off.
Marik and Y marik- DRESS UP AS SCHOOLGIRLS!
Bakura Akefia and YBakura- Dress up as the most adorable thing you can think
of!
Yami Marik: -Has hair made flat- Do you have any idea how much hair gel that cost?
Marik: -Pulls out a schoolgirl outfit- I am so glad I bought these now.
Yami Marik: -_- -Puts on schoolgirl outfit-
Duke: -Sees Marik and Yami Marik- Who is the new chicks?
-Yami Marik kills Duke-
Yami Bakura: I am dressed as a cat. That should work.
Akefia: -Dresses as a platypus- Happy?
Wolf604: -Trying not to laugh- So anyway . . . our next review is from dr-fanmai-lover: bervo to saetokaba wood-if defee-yugi? lest mai-as-I daerme-of-jeannie&yami-as-opmaissperime&kaba-as-magatron-of-terasnfomers so-i-put-you
Seto: What the hell?
Wolf604: I can't really understand what you wrote. But I will try my bestest.
Seto: I think I got what I would do if I defeated Yugi. If I did . . . I would make fun of him by saying naa naa naa na naaaa naaaaaa. And then I would dance, naked, by myself in front of the mirror. Alone.
Mai: -Comes out as Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie- My breasts are to big for this costume.
Wolf604: I can't read after that.
Seto: I think I have to dress up as Megatron.
Wolf604: Well get to work then.
-Seto comes out as a nerdy Megatron-
Wolf604: So now our nextest review comes from ChibiDryad242: Scarred, maybe, but back anyway. What is wrong with me? ...N/m, don't answer that... Also, thank you very much for answering my questions from before...
Kaiba: I can too come up with puns! D: Ex.: If you went back in time to watch to capital of Belgium being built, would you be watching as Brussels sprouts? When the sun get in your eyes and you can't see, can you say to have been blinded by the light?
So there!
Seto: The average ghost is mean spirited. Ha! I am the Pun Prince!
Yami Bakura: -If you had to choose, would you prefer to be called Fluffy, Kitty, or Penelope?
-In YGOTAS, what stopped you from killing Marik, exactly? (Sorry Marik.) And, besides the blood, what is Cannibal Holocaust like, anyway?
Yami Bakura: The title of Fluffy belongs to Sesshomaru.
Meanwhile . . .
Fluffy: -Glares- This Sesshomaru is not pleased.
Back with the Cast . . .
Yami Bakura: I am not a kitty! So I would rather be Penelope. As for not killing Marik I hate him to much not not kill him. If he dies, I won't have anyone to focus my hatred at.
Atem: -Coughs-
Wolf604: You sick Atem?
Yami Bakura: As for Cannibal Holocaust, I loved the decapitation scene, the sodomy scene, and the general gore.
Wolf604: Ummmmmmm. Okay then our next review is from RoseleafISHTAR: Raphael: What is the coolest stunt you've ever done on a motorcycle?
Raphael: I played a card game on a motorcycle. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Wolf604: This is from C24andG36: Hi I am G36 my boyfriend is C24*glares at Y marik Y bakura & Akefia* This gonna be fun * evil smirk*
Yami Bakura: Oh bugga'
Marik: Hold me Bakura.
Yami Bakura: No! –Pushes Marik away from him-
Dares
Akefia for killing my beloved Atem you are to allow 3,000,123,456 fangirls to do whatever to ya
Y bakura u have to watch ur family die over & over While listening to JB
Y marik u have to go into the closet
Tristen u get to go on a date w/ Miho & kill Duke
Mana u get to be w/ mahad
wolf u get 1,000,000,000,000 cookie cakes if u bring Miho,Kisara & Mahad in this story oh & allow me to have Atem for a bit *puppy dog eyes*
Tea go on a date w/ seto
Seto cause i'm feeling nice go into the naughty closet w/ Joey & you get Kisara to makeout with
Joey u get to beat up Kaiba
Mai go on a date W/ Joey and marry him.
Atem Kill Yugi
Yugi ur dead so back to Dartz with ya
Sorry no truths *gives wolfy extra cookie cakes* bye
Atem fangirl (hurt him u die YU-GI-OH Cast)
Akefia: I regret nothing! –Fangirls take him away-
Yami Bakura: I have no family. So I can't watch them get killed.
Yami Marik: I will go this time willingly. But mark my words mind slave- -Is pushed into the fangirl closet-
Tristan: Who is Miho?
Wolf604: That chick from season zero.
Tristan: What do you think Zack and Cody?
Zack: I think he is a lying son of a b-bleep-.
Cody: Yeah I agree with Cody.
Zack: I'm Zack! Your Cody.
Cody: No I am pretty sure I am Zack.
Wolf604: I don't foresee it happening in the near future. So I won't add Miho or Mahad yet. But Kisara is here.
Kisara: Hi! I have been here for like two chapters.
Wolf604: But sure you can have Atem till the next dare that he will be needed.
Seto: Mokuba which one is Tea? Is it the blue-haired one?
Mokuba: No it is-
Tea: Come on doom and gloom.
Seto: F-bleep- my life.
-Three Hours Later-
Seto: God that was worse than The Last Airbender.
Wolf604: Oh, but it gets worse.
-Kisara, Seto, and Joey go into naughty closet-
-Kisara kisses Seto as Joey kicks the living crap out of him-
Joey: Best. Dare. Ever.
Mai: I'll say!
-And so Mai and Joey became married-
Atem: But isn't killing baby panda's illegal?
-And so Atem kills Yugi with a knife in a shower while I play Psycho Shower Music-
-Wolf604 throws Yugi's body into a box and ships it to Dartz-
Wolf604: Yummy cake. Our next review is from Yugioh's Wolf Girl: Wolf..YOU ARE AWESOME! Thanks for doing the dares! Seto, I'm glad that you like Mr. Snuggles!
Ok..Me (& my bro.) has more! BWAAHAHA!
Truths;
BRO Joey: do you really have a brooklyn accent?
BRO Melvin: were you an emo child?
Seto: Are you really a robot? Every time you frown, do puppies come back from the dead?
BRO Yugi: have you gone through puberty? YWG Thats so Mean, BRO! Are you a baby panda?
Mokuba: HEIGHT TEST! are you taller than Yugi? (Yugi, please don't be offended!)
Mai: why are you such a SLUT?
Dares:
BRO Seto: EAT A KITTEN! YWG BRO, why are you so cruel?
BRO Melvin: become a football player.
Malik & Yami Bakura: sing LEATHER PANTS (dance too) in the Fangirl closet!
Tristen: GO IN THE BOX! (YGOTAS ep. 15)
WOLF604: I just would like to ask if you could not hurt Mr. Snuggles in anyway? That would be great! Thanks! Oh! and I would like Seto to dress up as a girl!-snickers-and Yugi to dress up as a baby Panda, and Joey as a furry! XD
All done! Wolf, I gladly accept the Rice Crispy's treat! *Eats happily* And sorry! I did mean for the songs to get stuck in your head! Please forgive!
Thanks again for that awesomeness of this fanfic!
-YWG ^.^
P.S Seto, what is I told you that Mr. Snuggles is not a plushie? ;)
Joey: Nyeh? Of course I have a Brooklyn accent. Everyone in Japan has one.
Yami Marik: -Returns- I am not emo. Just evil.
Seto: Hell I don't even know anymore. And no, when I frown kittens die.
Wolf604: That would be a lot of kittens.
Yugi: -Brought back to life by Mana- Not yet and I am not a baby panda!
Mokuba: Look for the last time Yugi is bigger than me.
Yugi: That is what she said.
Mokuba: I don't get it.
Mai: I am not a slut. I am just very active.
Seto: Yummy. My favorite meal. –Eats a kitten-
Everyone: 0.0
Yami Marik: -In full football gear- I don't see why this is so appeal- tackled by every member from the Bronco's-
-Marik and Yami Bakura run into fangirl closet and sings Leather Pants before escaping Indiana Jones Style-
Yami Bakura: -Panting- Never . . . again. . .
Tristan: NOT THE BOX! –A simple cardboard box falls from the sky-
-Tristan is tossed into the box-
Wolf604: Why is it so bad about the box? It doesn't look that bad.
Joey: Because he is unable to get out on his own.
Wolf604: Really?
Tristan: Help! It is dark!
Wolf604: I don't see why not.
-Everyone comes out in his or her updated costumes-
Wolf604: Seto looks kinda pretty as a nerdy, Megatron, girl.
Seto: I hate you.
Wolf604: Our next review is from Littlekuriboh1fan: I'M HIGH ! SUGAR HIGH THAT IS ! I JUST CAME BACK FROM MY BFFL(best friend for life) B-DAY!YES AM READY TO TO KEEPTHE FUN GOING!
I'm back back!
WHAT HOW DID YOU ESCAPE INNER FANGIRL!
The seal on the soul is weaken, when you have sugar Ami9 my names Amaris).
HOW MANY TIME HAVE LEFT THAT ROOM B4 W/OUT MY PERMISION! Once when I took over your body and went into this fanfic, oh by the way your
married to Atem.
WHAT!
Yes your fangirl #69.*somehow seal IFG in soul room*
IM SORRY AMEM FOR MAKING YOU FLORENCE'S SLAVE FOR A WEEK ,I THOUGHT YOU WOULD WIN. CONTALATION YOUR NOT GOING TO BE HARMED AT ANY MEANS REMBER WERE MARRIED SO I'M GOIN TO BE NICE. NOW ON WITH THE FIC.
TRUTHS:
Yugi: Is you school uniform indituctable? How?
Yami Mirik: I read somewere that you bunrt your nieghbor's cat to Santen, in exchange for eternal youth, is it true?
NOW FOR DARES
I dare some one on the anti- twilight team to go in the twilight fangirl closet and rant to your hears content.
Floernce : Get tied up to a chair and watch a 5hour marathon of telibubies with Dartz .
YAY! HALLOWEEN MY FAV HOLLIDAY!/IFG make yami Bakura zork,Cowboy Marik, Pirate Bakura,Yugi as himself from season 0,Mindcrushed Kaiba(Atem really mind crush him^.^) Everyone else a zombie and one of you be Anubis or Paradox/YAY NOW LET IT RAIN MAGICAL HALLOWEEN CANDY! CANDY!
Yugi: Everyone knows that the Japanese make the best things. –Somewhere a Toyota crashes- Yup. The best.
Yami Marik: Yup.
Wolf604: Did it work?
Yami Marik: I have no idea.
Wolf604: Oh! I want to tell those Twilight people. –Runs off and returns an hour later- I told them.
Atem: How they take it?
Wolf604: They didn't take it to well. So I made them watch Hellsing, Vampire Hunter D, Blood+, and Trinity Blood. That helped them deal with getting over Mr. Glitters (aka Edward).
-Everyone changes costumes-
Yami Bakura: Not those evil little bast-bleep-s!- Yami Bakura is tied down and forced to watch Telitubbies-
Wolf604: How you feeling Bakura?
Yami Bakura: So let me get this straight. I am a kitty version of Zorc dressed in Kaiba's coat and you make me watch that horrible crap!
Wolf604: I know you are so lucky.
Yami Bakura: You are being sarcastic aren't you?
Wolf604: Yup.
Atem: Hey Kaiba.
Seto: What is it?
Atem: Mind Crush! –Seto is mindcrushed-
Marik: Ow! The candy hurts! –Everyone runs for cover as hard candy rains from the sky-
Wolf604: So our next review is from That's What Cheese Said: Yes! The Halloween special is next! Oh boy, I have plans...
TRUTHS:
Noah - Are you just a wannabe version of Season 0 Seto? Be honest now.
Pegasus - Who do you think is more of a pedophile : you or Willy Wonka?
Mokuba - If Ghost Nappa is your father, then who is your mother?
DARES:
Wolf - Bring Bones/Zombie Boy into this thread because I like his/her voice. Also, eat this super special Halloween cookie of awesome.
Seto - Go into the fangirl closet. Not any fangirl closet ; the ZOMBIE fangirl closet! Tee hee I like zombies :3.
Crump (AKA : the Penguin Guy) - I dare you to day that penguins suck. You have to mean it, too.
Noah - I dare you to tickle Mokuba for five minutes. Don't ask why.
Marik - Go against the motorcycle gang of Season 4 in a motorcycle race and tell me who wins. If you loose, I will be ashamed of you.
Noah: I know who I am.
Wolf604: Or do you?
Noah: Don't give me that. I am the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude.
Wolf604: Translated: Yes.
Noah: -_-
Pegasus: Willy Wonka. He likes boys and girls.
Mokuba: I shudder to think who it is. I really hope it isn't Dodoria. –Shudders-
Wolf604: Since it is Halloween and I get a cookie. –Brings in Zombie Boy-
Zombie Boy: Brains? (Translated: What the-?)
Seto: -Stares and drools-
Wolf604: -Pushes Seto into Zombie Fangirl room- That was easy.
Crump: Penguins! How dare you disrespect the great-
Wolf604: Get on with it you sad little man.
Crump: Penguins suck. Happy?
Noah: Hurray! I get to touch a small boy!
Mokuba: Oh crap!
-And so Noah 'tickled' Mokuba while Marik lost to the guys from Season 4-
Marik: Don't look at me!
Wolf604: Sissy. Our final review is from MimiRoseXAtem:
Dares:
I'm havin a bad day here, so my dare for me is...Atem...I'm so sorry for this. I want you to go on a date with me because I'm feeling down on self-esteem and then you will propose to me and we will get married...I'm soooo sorry but I'm feeling kinda low... and if you do I will give you all free cookies of your choice.
Yami Bakura and Yami Marik: Go on a date with a girl of your choice and go into the naughty room at the same time with your choice. (And no, you cannot say no!)
Tristan, Duke, and Serenity: Have a three way. (Sorry Joey)
Truths:
Pegasus: What is your favorite Lady Gaga song?
Bakura: Who do you perfer? Atem, Mana, or Marik?
Atem: -_- I thought I was already married?
-And so Atem was divorced, went on a date, remarried, and lived happily ever after. Okay maybe not the last part. -
Yami Bakura: I choose . . . Angelina Jolie.
Yami Marik: I choose . . . –Several hours later- I choose . . .
Everyone: PICK SOMEONE DAMN IT!
Yami Marik: I choose . . . Sarah Palin.
Joey: Nyeh! Hell no!
-And so Joey was hit over the head with a blunt object while Serenity had her first threesome-
Pegasus: Hmmmm. The most fabulous is Dance in the Dark.
Bakura: Ummmmmmm. Mana. –Mana puts away hunting rifle that was aimed at Bakura's family jewels.-
Wolf604: And so ends our Halloween Special. Hope you enjoyed it, because you know I did. Remember kids: Don't drink and drive, get high and fly.
Yugi: That is horrible advice!
Wolf604: Whatever. Not like anyone-
Marik: I can fly! –Jumps of cliff-
Wolf604: listens. Ummmm. Well I guess that is it. From everyone here:
Everyone: Happy Halloween.
Wolf604: Merry Halloween to all. And to all a good fright! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bye! Review and Comment . . . or Zombie Santa will put you on his naughty list, which happens to also be a Death Note.