"Hello and welcome back to Total Drama Music." Chloe greeted the camera from the stage, but her eyes were moving back from fore from the screen to behind it. "Last time we left off with Sam kicking off the second challenge with a song."
"If you miss it, tough! I will not sing it again...Well, not until Chris shows up with more sunglassesd anyway." Sam smirked evilly, thinking about the sunglasses she had broken.
"So, to kick off the second challenge we will have...Thunder and Kelvin." A groan is heard from behind the camera.
"Oh, suck it up!" Sam shouted.
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"The only reason I'm singing with Kelvin is because he is the only guy I've talked to." Thunder defended herself. "It's not as if I actually life him or anything..." She trailed off, looking down at the floor.
Stage
"Situations are irrelevant now.
She loves the way that I tease,
I love the way that she breathes" Kelvin started off singing, keeping his eyes on Thunder the whole time.
"I touched her ooh, she touched my ahhh, it was the craziest thing.
I love the girls who hate to love because they're just like me.
A certain girl she took my hand and ran it up her thigh.
She licked her lips and pulled my hair, I fall in love for a night
She can't behave and I'm just a slave,
don't worry I'll be gone when the morning comes."
"Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins
dying is your latest fashion." Thunder sang, making everyone's mouth to drop open at the power of her voice.
"The frustration it's a regular thing
I hate the ones who love to hate because they're just like me." Thunder gave a deep breath and Kelvin took over for her.
"A certain girl she took her hand and put it in my lap
"It's way too full," she said
"Once you have me you'll always come back."
She can't behave and I'm just a slave,
don't worry I'll be gone when the morning comes."
"Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins
dying is your latest fashion." Thunder sang, amazing the others, again.
"I know you love to resist
and all it takes is a kiss
and you just love to hate me." Kelvin sang, then Thunder took over.
"You know you love all the lies
so don't act surprised
that I just love to hate you." Thunder finished and Kevin sang again.
"I kissed your lips you pulled my hair it was the craziest thing.
I love the girls who love to hate."
"(Whoa) Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins,
dying is your latest fashion
Darling (leave me) what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion
Leave me (darling) go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins,
dying is your favorite passion" The two singers finished the song together, panting heavily. The audience clapped and cheered for them. Thunder ran off to the side, but Kelvin was loving the attention.
Sam cam along and pushed him out of her spot. Kelvin wasn't too happy about being kicked out of his lime light.
"Next up we have Zakk and Danielle." The co-host scurried off stage as the couple walked on.
"Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline
For my pet genius
My head is like lettuce
Go on dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving in
I'm thirty-something" Zakk began to sing. He had his eyes fixed on his girlfriend the whole time. And she was looking straight back at him, a huge smile on her face.
"Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity
Down through the family tree" Daniella sang, not taking her eyes off Zakk's.
"You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two" Zakk slid closer to Daniella, who smiled some more.
"It's a midlife crisis.. It's a midlife crisis.." She sang, moving around Zakk.
"What an inheritance
The salt and the kleenex
Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back
A little discipline
A donor by habit
A little discipline
Rent an opinion" He sang with all his heart focused on Daniella.
"Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument
Midlife Crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee" Daniella sang.
"You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two" Zakk took over.
"yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" They sang together.
"It's a midlife crisis...
It's a midlife crisis...
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two" They ended the song together, still smiling and eyes still transfixed on one and others. Sam had to come on stage and push between them. Zakk rolled his eyes and Daniella grabbed his hand, leading the two off stage.
"Natalie and Matt!" Sam introduced, throwing her arms in the air as the two walked on stage.
"I know this isn't what I wanted,
Never thought it'd come this far,
Just thinking back to where we started
& how we lost all that we are" Natalie began, before Matt took over.
"We were young & times were easy,
But I could see it's not the same.
I'm standing here, but you don't see me,
I'd give it all for that to change.
And I don't want to lose her,
I don't want to let her go."
"I'm standing out in the rain,
I need to know if its over,
Cause I will leave you alone." Natalie sang with all her heart.
"Flooded with all this pain,
Knowing that I'll never hold her,
Like I did before the storm" Matt stared over to Natalie, who had her eyes shut. "And with every strike of lightning"
"Comes a memory that lasts"
"Not a word is left unspoken
As the thunder starts to crash" Both sang out together.
"Maybe I should give up" Natalie sang, true emotion in her voice.
"I'm standing out in the rain,
I need to know if its over,
Cause I will leave you alone."
"Flooded with all this pain,
Knowing that I'll never hold her,
Like I did before the storm" Matt was still watching Natalie.
"Trying to keep the light from going in"
"And the clouds from ripping out my broken heart.
We always say a heart is not whole
Without the one who gets you through the storm." Both of them sang, turning to face each other.
"Standing out in the rain,
Knowing that it's really over-
Please don't leave me alone
I'm flooded with all this pain,
Knowing that I'll never hold you,
Like I did before the storm"
"Like I did..." Natalie's voice was barley above a whisper, but they both belted out the last line.
"Before the storm". The audience applauded the two and Sam walked back onto the stage.
"Wow...Troy and Tonia!" Troy and Tonia rushed onto stage. Troy sat on a stool infront of a mic. stand, his guitar on his lap, ready to be played. Tonia sat beside him on another stool, a mic. in her hands.
"Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying" Troy began, strumming away at his guitar.
"Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard" Tonia joined in, her eyes looking lustfully at Troy.
"I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh" The two sang together.
"They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will
I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday"
"And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair" Troy sang, smiling at Tonia.
"Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now" Tonia sang, still watching Troy.
"I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" The two sang together, smiling and watching the others movement.
"Wasn't that sweet?" Sam asked, gagging a little. "We're gonna take a short break and get right back to you."
"I think we did good." Troy smiled at Tonia as they both sat back down in their seats.
"Yeah, we did do a good job." Tonia agreed. "Thanks to you I hopefully won't get the boot this week." Tonia leaned over and gave Troy a kiss on the cheek before turning to an angry looking Astoria.
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"It took all my courage to get up onto that stage and sing, but I did it." Thunder said. She was very pleased with what she had achieved. "I guess Kelvin isn't a total jerk, either, even if he is the biggest flirt and spotlight hogger since Chris McLean himself!"
Troy's face was a blank. "She kissed me." He was in total shock. "Tonia kissed me..." A huge smile burst onto his face. "SHE KISSED ME!" He shouted out.
Astoria looked as if she was about to explode with anger. Her face was set into a scowl and her eyes looked like fireballs. "If Bliss screws this up and I get sent home, I will hire a hitman to kill her and bring me her head!" She screamed out, still enfuriated by the fact her and Bliss had to sing together.
Stage
"It's gonna be alright." Sam assured Astoria. The contetsant had her head on the co-hosts shoulder and Sam was gently storking her hair, in an attempt to comfort Astoria.
"And what if it's not?" Astoria asked, staring down at the floor.
"It will be."
"Do you think Sam looks a little too comfortable?" Jesse asked.
"No, it's a girl thing. Girls comfort each other whne we're sad, not go get pissed like a guy." Marianna snapped at him, getting up and walking away.
"I know what you mean." Alex told him. "She seems to be enjoying herslef there."
"Have you guys ever thought that the two might be good friends?" Troy interrupted. Jesse ans Alex turned to each other.
"Nah." They both said at the same time, turning back to Sam and Astoria.
Kat leaned over and punched Joey in the shoulder.
"Don't mess this up." She told him, generally worried.
"Chillax, Kitty Kat, nothing will happen." Kat punched him in the arm again. "Ow! What was that for?"
"Don't call me Kitty Kat!"
"Get ready people!" The cameraman shouted and Kat, for the third time, punched Joey's arm.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" He yelled.
"I'm nervous." She admitted.
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"And welcome back to Total Drama Music!" Sam said as the camwera switched back on. Chloe had given up on the hosting, she was too busy watching James from across the room. "Up next is Martin and Dana."
"Dancin' in the dark
Middle of the night
Takin' your heart
And holdin' it tight
Emotional touch
Touchin' my skin
And askin' you to do
What you've been doin' all over again
Oh, it's a beautiful thing
Don't think I can keep it all in
I just gotta let you know
What it is that won't let me go" Martin sang by himself for the first few verses, but Dana joined him on the chorus.
"It's your love
It just does somethin' to me
It sends a shock right through me
I can't get enough
And if you wonder
About the spell I'm under
oh It's your love"
"Better than I was
More than I am
And all of this happened
By takin' your hand
And who I am now
Is who I wanted to be" Martin sang by himself again and then Dana joined in.
"And now that we're together
I'm stronger than ever
I'm happy and free
Oh, it's a beautiful thing
Don't think I can keep it all in, no" Dana shut up again.
"And if you asked me why I changed
All I gotta do is say your sweet name" Beofre joining in on the chorus once again.
"It's your love
It just does somethin' to me
It sends a shock right through me
I can't get enough
And if you wonder
About the spell I'm under
oh It's your love"
"Oh, baby" Dana sang by herself.
"Oh, it's a beautiful thing
Don't think I can keep it all in
I just gotta let you know
What it is that won't let me go" The two sang together.
"It's your love
It just does somethin' to me
It sends a shock right through me" Martin sang by himself.
"I can't get enough
And if you wonder
About the spell I'm under
oh It's your love
It's your love
It's your love" They sang together, finishing at the exact same time. They both smiled and rushed off stage.
"Next up is Jesse and Marianna." Sam shouted from the side of the stage, not bothering to even go on.
"I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?" Jesse sang, playing the piano with Mariann sitting beside him.
"I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you" The two sang together.
"oooh yeaah" Marianna smiled.
"I long to see the sunlight in your hair" Jesse sang, turning to face Marianna.
"And tell you time and time again how much I care" Mariann sang, turning to Jesse.
"Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying, I love you" They sang together.
"Is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
(wonder what you do)
Are you somewhere feeling lonely
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by sayin
I love you" Jesse finished up playing and turned to smile at Marianna, but she, without warning, pressed her lips to his before running off the stage and out of the room. Leaving a very dazed Jesse behind.
"I...Uh...Sami and Alexander." Sam called, in shock of what she had just witnessed.
Sami and Alex walked onto the stage, both alos in shock from watching the kiss. No one had expected Marianna to fall for any guy, espcecially if that guy was Jesse.
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special" Sami started singing.
"Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby,"
"do you recognize me?" Alex joined in for the line.
"Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Happy Christmas"
"I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you", I meant it" They sang together.
"Now I know what a fool I've been" Sami sang, before Alexander joined in again.
"But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again"
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Special" Alex sang by himself. wacthing Sami nodding her head along with it.
"A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you, and your soul of ice" They sang together.
"I thought you were someone to rely on
Me, I guess I was a shoulder to cry on" Sami sang, teasting Alex by dancing around him to the words.
"A friend to discover with a fire in her heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
Now I've found a real love, you'll never fool me again" They sang together again.
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special" Sami sang, still dancing around Alex.
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special" Alexander sang, smilig and trying not to laugh at Sami.
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
I'll give it to someone special" They both sang the last bit together, laughing as they came to their big finale.
"Joey and Kat!" Sam shouted, still uniterested. The two friends walked onto the stage and Joey began singing.
"I'm through with standin in line
To clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the nineth
And I'm never gonna win
This life just hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be"
"I want a brand new house
On an episode of cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me" Kat sang.
"I need a a credit card thats got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet" Joey sang, watching Kat.
"I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine with me" Kat sang, not paying attention to Joey.
"I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name" She continued, before Joey joined in for the chorus.
"Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin in top houses
Drivin fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny
With their bleach blond hair
And well...
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar"
"I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
so I can eat my meals for free" Joey started singing by himself again.
"I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashions
Get a front door key to the Playboy Mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me" Kat sang.
"I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name" Joey sang.
"Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin in top houses
Drivin fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won't eat
And we'll hangout at the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold diggers
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny
With their bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Todays who's who
We'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial
well...
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip syng 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong" They sang together.
"Well we all just a wanna be big rockstars
Live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won't eat" Joey sang, and then Kat joined in.
"And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With the bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Todays who's who
We'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial well..
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar" The two of them pelted out the last two lines together and the audience started clapping for the two of them. Sam came skidding onto the stage as the two were exiting, it was time for her to get interested.
"And, now, ASTORIA AND Bliss..." She sounded so excited, until she came to the last word of the sentencem where her voice sounded dead and dreary.
Astoria and Bliss came running onto the stage, almost as if they were trying to out run each other to see who coiuld get on stage faster.
"You, with your words like knives and swords and weapons that you use against me" Bliss started. The two girls were standing center stage, facing each other.
"You have knocked me off my feet again got me feeling like I'm nothing" Astoria continued.
"You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard, calling me out when I'm wounded" Bliss sang.
"You, pickin' on the weaker man" Astoria joined in.
"Well, you can take me down wi-"
"With just one single blow" Bliss cut across Astoria.
"But you don't know what you don't know"
"Someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean" The two girls sang together, staring staright into their enemies eyes.
"Why you gotta be so mean?" Astoria shook her head at Bliss, aiming that line directly at her.
"You, with your switching sides and your walk-by lies and your humiliation" Bliss sang, ignoring Astoria.
"You, have pointed out my flaws aga-"
"Again as if I don't already see them" Bliss cut her off, again.
"I'll walk with my head down trying to block you out 'cause I'll never impress you
I just wanna feel okay again" They sang together.
"I'll bet you got pushed around, somebody made you cold" Astrai sang, her eyes narrowing down.
"But the cycle ends right now 'cause you can't lead me down that road" Bliss sang.
"And you don't know what you don't know" They sang together.
"Someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean"
"Why you gotta be so mean?" Astoria actually sounded upset at the line and not her usual, happy self.
"And I can see you years from now in a bar, talking over a football game" Bliss rolled her eyes.
"With that same big loud opinion but nobody's listening" Astoria sang, as if she statng the facts.
"Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things" Bliss sang.
"Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing" The two qhisper-sang together.
"But all you are is mean
All you are is mean and a liar and pathetic and alone in life
And mean," Astoria sang, before Bliss joined in
"and mean, and mean, and mean
But someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean, yeah
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean"
"Why you gotta be so mean?" Astoria was sounding more and more dissapointed and sad everytime she sang that line.
"Someday, I'll be, living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean" The two sang together, growing quieter and quiter each time.
"Why you gotta be so mean?" Astoria's voice sounded as if she was about to cry by the time she was finished.
The two girls were face-to-face and abaout to get evern closer, but Chloe, because Sam wanted to watch them fight, pushed them apart by squeezing in between them.
"And lastly we have..." Chloe closed her eyes and looked down at the floor. "James." She grumbled. Bliss and Astoria left the stage, pushing and shoving each other, Chloe went to follow them, but James grabbed her hand.
"You're not going anywhere." He led Chloe over to the two stools and made sure she sat and listened to him. James took his guitar and started playing.
"I hate to see you cry
Lying there in that position
There's things you need to hear
So turn off your tears and listen
Pain throws your heart to the ground
Love turns the whole thing around
No, it won't all go the way it should
But I know the heart of life is good
You know it's nothing new
Bad news never had good timing
Then the circle of your friends
Will defend the silver lining
Pain throws your heart to the ground
Love turns the whole thing around
No, it won't all go the way it should
But I know the heart of life is good
Pain throws your heart to the ground
Love turns the whole thing around
Fear is a friend who's misunderstood
But I know the heart of life is good
I know it's good" He played the last few chords and turned to Chloe. "I just wanted to say I'm sorry. I should have told you sooner, not waited until when I did." Chloe just stared blankly at him for a few seconds, before breaking out into a smile, jumping off the stool and throwing her arms around James. "Does this mean I'm forgiven?"
"Yes, it does."
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"What?" Chloe shrugged. "I wasn't gonna stay mad at him. Plus, I've always wanted a gay best friend." She smiled happily.
Stage
"Well, thats it. Everyone has sang thier song and now it's time for the people at home to vote." Sam said, walking back onto the stage. "To vote at home dial 7-3-8-4-3-9-2-8-8-8-6-6 and vote for the person you want to kick out!"
"SAMANTHA TERRAFINO!" The camera swivelled around to face Chris in the doorway, he had a white bucket on his head and yellow paint dripping down his clothes.
"So that's where I left my bucket!" Sam said, as if she didn't know it had been above the door. Everyone was already laughing and pointing at the host. Sam had done it again.
A/N: LOL! Still loving Sam ;)
7-3-8-4-3-9-2-8-8-8-6-6 is Review Button on a phone, seriously, go look it up :) LOL!
I hope I got everyone in character :) I like trying to keep everyone in character :)
Um...Someone from each pair did choose the songs, none were actually chosen by me apart from James' song...That one I like and chose :)
Nobody Understands gave me the idea of Bliss and Astoria singing 'Mean' and the whole cuttong each other off...But, I chnaged it to Bliss cutting Astoria off and then...Yeah, that didn't go too well either :/ Oh, well LOL! I had fun writing :)
Also, thanks to SilentMusician202, me and my brother were dancing around to Rocksatr by Nickelback for the whole of last night. And now I am addicted to Photograph by Nickelback...Thanks ;) LOL!
Um...The poll votes are still the same. Astoria is still in the lead...But that could change is you all voted!
Oh, speaking of voting, please vote for who you wanna kick off next :) Even if you don't have an OC in the story, STILL VOTE!
LOL!
I am running outta things to say now...
This is the longest chapter I have written EVER! It is 5870 words long! OMG! That is a lot...even if most of it is song lyrics... ;) LOL! Still, 5000+ words. THAT'S A LOT!
LOL!
I got sent home from skool today, my head felt like it had been repeatedly hit over the head with something heavy...Yeah, it hurt! So, I have been typing this since about 2:00...it is now 7:30...Wow, long time for writing :)
I like writing...
Now I'm getting random ;) LOL! So, I'll finish up here :)
Thank you for reading, please review(AND VOTE!)
Love, ChloeRhiannonX
