"You barely have any pictures of me on your phone."
Renee was lazing on the large white couch in their apartment in Las Vegas, scrolling through the photo gallery on Dean's phone. They had a little bit of time to get ready for Dean's house show and she had nothing to do.
"I have, like, thirty pictures on my phone and you're in half of them."
"That's not enough, mister", Renee decided, exiting his photo gallery. She was secretly entertained by his phone. It was so… empty. He had installed maybe five apps since he bought it and besides the WWE app, all of them were travel-related. But what amused her most was that he didn't even care about changing his background. He still had the default galaxy wallpaper as his lockscreen.
"I don't need pictures of you when I can have the three-dimensional you anytime I want", he said, leaning down and leaving a loud smooch on her cheek. Renee wrinkled her nose at the sound, but nonetheless smiled. "I'm gonna go shower and then we're good to go. Okay?"
"Okay." Renee pulled him in for a soft kiss before he went to the bathroom. A happy sigh escaped her lips when she heard the door close. Everything was perfect lately. Living in Vegas with Dean made her happier than ever: she had sunshine and love in abundance, and it was much easier to spend more time together and coordinate their schedules now that they lived together. It was a big step for them, but neither thought of it like that. It felt natural.
She swiped the screen of Dean's phone to unlock it again. She was dressed in a white blouse and a pair of jeans, ready to go and not having much to do while he showered, so she opened the front camera on his phone. By the time he got out of the shower, her facial muscles were hurting from all the ridiculous faces she was pulling off while taking selfies. She liked most of them, but when it came to deciding which one to set as the phone background, she was torn between an obnoxious duckface and a cross-eyed smiley expression. Ultimately she declared the cross-eyed pic as the winner and set it as the lockscreen while the duckface remained half-hidden behind the apps on the home screen.
It took Dean about half an hour to look at his phone, which Renee thought was pretty acceptable, since he avoided using it as much as possible. He got a call from someone from the office while they were driving towards the venue and he nearly choked when he saw his new wallpaper. When he finished the conversation, he stared at the screen for a few seconds, evidently suppressing laughter. "You're such an idiot."
"You gotta admit I'm pretty cute there, though."
"Is this my punishment for not having enough pictures of you on my phone?"
"Punishment? Excuse me, but seeing my face every time you look at your phone is not a punishment."
"I'd have preferred a nude pic…" he glanced at her with a smirk and a daring look in his eyes.
Renee raised her brows. "So that everyone who browses your phone can see me naked? Nope, buddy."
"You know I always keep it in my pocket. It's only for my eyes."
"I'll take nudes only if you put a passcode on the phone first. And just so you know, this background stays."
He immediately handed her the phone. "Do whatever you want with this, darling."
Renee just shook her head, sighing as she tapped the settings on his phone. "You're terrible."