J is for Jewels
"Hey Luce . . ."
"Yes Natsu."
"Watcha' doing?"
"Writing. Why do you ask?"
"CanIpleaseborrowsomejewel?!!!"
"Woah! Slow down Natsu."
He sighed. "Can I please borrow some jewel?!!!"
That's right folks. If you've just tuned in, you'd realise that Natsu is a jerk (according to Lucy) and that even though he has PILES of jewel saved up, he STILL mooches off of Lucy.
"WHAT!!!! DIDN'T I JUST GIVE YOU 10,000 YESTERDAY. WHY DO YOU NEED MORE?????"
"Ummmmmm!"
"ANSWER ME NATSU DRAGNEEL!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH JEWEL I HAVE SAVED UP? DO YOU????"
"How would I know that Luce? It's not like I go seaving through your money. Geez, and you think I'm the weirdo." We all know that's not true Natsu. He's sifted through Lucy's Writing Drawer, Money Drawer and the worst crime of all . . . HER UNDERWEAR DRWER!!!
"80,000 BUT THEN I GAVE YOU 10,000 YESTERDAY MEANING I ONLY HAVE 70,000 JEWEL. I ONLY HAVE JUST ENOUGH FOR RENT!!! WHY CAN'T I SUE YOU???!!!!"
"Luce, don't you dare go into your 'Juvia Mode," I don't need ya' crying. It's a pain in the nec-"
His words were cut off angrily.
"Just, why do you even need more jewel, anyway?"
Natsu gulped. "I may or may not have destroyed Hargeon Port again"
"Natsu . . . THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH!!! YOU IDIOTIC IMBECILE! YOU . . ."
And on Lucy went in her tyrant rant. Natsu just scolded himself for awakening 'Scary Lucy'. Even her 'Juvia Mode' was better than this.
Why oh why, did he not listen to Happy and just use his own money?