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TRANSFIGURATION
Where's Padfoot?
Skiving.
Oh. Why aren't you with him? You usually are.
He's with some girl in our dorm. Wants to be alone.
As per usual
Yup
So, is there any particular reason as to why he isn't in THIS lesson, his favourite?
Err… I think it has something to do with W-
Hi
Hi, Wormtail.
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What's that?
I think that's his way of showing that he doesn't want to talk to you.
Oh. Why?
I am not talking to him because he was a complete idiot on Saturday, Moony.
Okay.
Tell him then!
He knows. And HE has a name.
I believe that HE no longer has a name. He is He Who Must Not Be Named from now on.
Now, that's a little harsh.
Yeah, don't compare me to You-Know-Who!
I wasn't comparing you to Voldemort; I was merely stating that you should not be named.
Is this why you were ignoring me all of the weekend?
Mr. Prongs would like to inform Mr. Moony that He Who Must Not Be Named is a complete and utter pathetic idiot for not realising this sooner.
This is a joke, right? You don't aren't seriously taking Sirius' side? No pun intended.
This is no laughing matter. Of course I am taking Sirius' side. You were really stupid. He was just trying to protect you, and what you said about his family was really insensitive.
He was the one saying I couldn't even get a girl, that they MUST be using me because I'm too pathetic!
He never said that. He stated it as a possibility. And, judging by your performance on Saturday, you ARE a bit pathetic.
Okay, FINE, I'm pathetic! But Sirius was still in the wrong!
No he wasn't.
Yes he was.
No he wasn't.
WAS
WASN'T
WAS
WASN'T
SHUT UP! Why don't you just agree to disagree?
Fine. But He Who Must Not Be Named should apologise first.
Sorry for doing… whatever, to you. But not to Sirius, HE was wrong. Also, you should stop calling me He Who Must Not Be Named, it's annoying and rude, and it must take forever to write.
I accept your apology to me, but I still am quite angry with you and don't like you very much for what you did to Padfoot. I am going to be civil, but let me make it quite clear that I am on Padfoot's side. Also, thank Merlin I don't have to call you HWMNBN anymore, you were correct, it DID take forever to write. Congrats, Peter, the first time you've ever been right!
One). Fine, you never really liked me much anyway, and I knew you'd take HIS side, seeing as you live together and everything and it must be easier for you that way.
Two). I have been right before, for example, on SATURDAY.
Stop doing lists, that's Padfoot's thing. You do lists really stupid, anyway, you don't put nearly enough points to make a list, and you write 'one' instead of '1'. You are stupid. Anyway, I didn't take his side because it is EASIER for me, I took his side because he is RIGHT. You were NOT right on Saturday!!!!!
I thought we were agreeing to disagree?
Sure.
Sure.
I still hate you, Peter.
Say Wormtail?
No way. Padfoot came up with that name, and you don't deserve it anymore.
Thank Merlin; it was never that great to begin with!
Okay, then. Wormtail.
Yay!
Peter.
:(
Good. You deserve to be upset.
Can you tell me what Moony did now?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hmm… I'm in a very difficult position now. I really want to tell SOMEONE who doesn't know, but… I don't want to tell YOU. You don't deserve to know.
Hey, if everyone knows, why didn't you ask someone else?
'Cos he doesn't have any friends.
NO! Because whenever I ask anyone, they just look at me disgustedly, call me a pervert, and sometimes other far worse things, and run away.
Hahahahahahaha!
Humph.
I'm not going to tell you! When you finally give in and apologise to Padfoot, then we can both tell you together.
Well, then I'll never know.
Fine, because he's not going to apologise to you, and why should he?
He's so stubborn.
Err… HELLO? Pot calling the kettle black or WHAT?
How do you know that muggle phrase?
Lily said it to me when I told this Hufflepuff boy to stop pestering her and leave her alone.
Of COURSE I call him black! That's stupid.
Oh, maybe I shouldn't have used it in this particular situation…
The situation being…?
Padfoot being called Sirius BLACK
Oh yeah.
Soooo… are you gonna tell me, or what?
No. I'm going to watch you squirm.
Ohhhh please! I even asked McGonagall, but she just told me to stop being such a rude, nosy little boy and mind my own business! And then she asked me why I didn't already know.
Wow. I'm really hungry. And I smell popcorn.
Hey! That's Padfoot's line! And what's popcorn?
Padfoot isn't here, so I thought I should say it. Popcorn is popcorn. It's a muggle thing.
How the HELL do you know so much about muggles?
How the hell don't you?
What do you mean?
You took Muggle Studies with me!
Oh yeah. Well, I'm not expected to remember EVERYTHING! And I only did it to impress Evans, anyway.
That's your reason for everything.
I should have taken CoMC, with Peter and Sirius (actually, maybe not, seeing as they're fighting and it would be awkward), because Evans did, and then I could stare at her. Although, I'm not sure which is better…
Ooh, what a choice! It's so tough! Staring at Lily and CREEPING her out, or boasting about your knowledge of muggles and infuriating her, and kind of CREEPING HER OUT because you know so much. Like I said, what a choice…
The choices are actually, looking at Evans' beautiful face all day, or astonishing her with my new found knowledge.
Yeah right.
You are one cruel person, Moony. No wonder you have hardly any friends.
I have loads of friends!
Like I said before, who?
Like I said before, that boy I sat next to in Herbology the one time (I've now learnt that his name is Nathan), Lily and… others."
Sure, Moony, SURE.
Sorry I didn't include what Moony did, but all will be revealed in the next chapter :D So keep reading.
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