A/N: This marks chapter 10 of Tonight's Top Ten. I'll let that sink in for a moment. Well then, to celebrate this milestone, I'm posting two lists that I received from Samurai Crunchbird and Mike Industries. So if you would, kindly direct all reviews to them. SC wrote the first list, and MI wrote the second. SC also wrote a good portion of this chapter, all I did was go back and add a few edits, changed the intro up a bit (which explains why these two have written lists), and take out an anti-Oklahoma joke.

Disclaimer: None of us owns Kim Possible (coughDisneycough) or The Late Show (coughWorldWidePantscough). Yet.

A thank you to the following for their reviews on the last chapter: Kwebs, kim's 1 fan, omegarulesall, CajunBear73, Samurai Crunchbird, storyreader51, MaceEcam, Captain IT, acosta perez jose ramiro, sweetnsour33, and Mike Industries.

A VERY special thank you goes to Captain IT, who gave me my first 100th review. Thanks, my friend. Because of you, I hit a major milestone.

David Letterman turned toward the band leader of the CBS Orchestra, Paul Schaffer, from the chair at his desk.

"You know, Paul, the writer who sends us the Kim Possible top ten lists just hit 100 reviews recently. He sent us a note saying that to celebrate, he was taking a trip to the Gulf of Mexico and drink cheep tequila by the gallon," Dave said.

"Does, does that mean that there isn't going to be a Kim Possible top ten list?" Paul asked, a little worried.

"Don't be silly, Paul. The list is a tradition here on the Late Show," David said.

"Well, if the writer isn't available, then who is going to give us our lists?" Paul asked.

"Well," Dave said, "Shortly before he left, he had been given two lists from a couple of people he knew to fill the void."

"Oh, how cool! Guest lists!" Paul exclaimed.

"Right you are, Paul. From Samurai Crunchbird and Mike Industries," Dave said, before picking up a couple of cards off his desk and holding them high in the air. "Ladies and gentlemen, here in my right hand are tonight's top ten lists!"

A camera zooms into the living room windows of different house as the television screens show numbers counting down from ten to one. In the house with the screen showing the number one, the remote is thrown at the screen. The screen breaks and the 'Top Ten' logo explodes onto the middle of the viewing area. The logo remains for a few seconds as the background scene dissolves back to Dave at his desk.

"Here we go, from the home office in Fort Myers, top ten signs you are watching too much 'Kim Possible'. Here we go, number ten: You walk up to ladies in a bar and ask them, 'Do you wanna see my Naked Mole Rat?"

"Number Nine: You pull up to a Burger King drive-thru window and try ordering a Naco"

"Number Eight: You start calling Michael Vick's fighting dogs 'Rockwallers.'"

"Number Seven: You have a complete stranger on speed-dial just because his name is Wade."

"Number Six…You notice a 'Curious George' book in the library and you scream, 'AAACKK!! MONKEYS!!"

Dave pauses for a moment, turns to his bald friend and says, "Paul, you know about all my troubles, don't you?"

In unison, Paul and Dave respond, "I wouldn't give them to a monkey on a rock!"

The audience applauds the long-time running gag as Dave crosses out that line on the card with a pencil. He then throws the pencil through the 'window' area. The 'glass-shattering' sound effect is followed by Ron's voice shouting, "AAAACCCKK!! MONKEYS!!"

The drum roll returns as Dave resumes the countdown…

"Number Five: At parties, you introduce your significant other as your 'Cuddle Buddy'"

"Number Four: You discover every woman in the world turning into Shego at least once a month—Am I RIGHT, guys?"

Roars of approval from the hundreds of men in the audience give Dave the necessary response to that query.

"Number Three: Whenever your boss calls you into his office, you immediately ask, 'What's the sitch?"

"Number Two: As I am reading this, you are switching away from Letterman to catch the two-hundred-ninety-fifth rerun of a Season Four episode, with no hope of Disney Channel ever showing another episode from any other season in that time slot again—WHAT??"

Dave incredulously asks again, "WHAT??" before finishing his list.

"And the Number One sign you are watching too much 'Kim Possible': Your pants fall down every five minutes!"

Dave turned in his chair and whipped the first card through the "window" that served as his back ground. At the point of impact, the sound effects person played the ever famous "glass shattering" sound.

Returning to his position in front of the audience, Dave started the second list. "Our second list of the night, which relates to the first.

"Oh, that's right, you said that we had two lists tonight" Paul exclaimed before Dave could continue.

"That's right Paul," Dave said before going on. "From the home office in Hackensack, Minnesota, top ten signs you're watching a bad episode of 'Kim Possible.' Here we go, number ten: Kim asks everyone to call her "Kimbo"

"Number nine: Villain's private "lair" is the corner booth at Bueno Nacho."

"Number eight: It's set on the backdrop of "Rugrats"

"Number seven: Her car won't start, so she has to drive a piece of…History!"

"Number six: It's about Dr. Drakken's even more evil brother, Dr. Phil."

"Number five: Wade's newest gadget? A clock that's also a radio."

"Number four: Kim's new catchphrase: "Git R Done!"

"Number three: Goodbye teen super hero, hello Nana Possible."

"Number two: Music in the episode by Brick Flagg."

"And the number one sign that you're watching a bad episode of Kim Possible: Halfway into the episode, Ron is shot in the face by Dick Cheney… on accident."

Dave turned back to the camera and declared, "We'll be right back with Christina Milian!"