"Thanks for coming Roderich. It's nice to have some mature company for once." German said whilst stirring the two cups of tea he was making. "East has just been so annoying lately. More annoying than usual." He picked up the mugs, turned and walked over to the kitchen table where his friend was sitting.
"If he has been bugging you so much, why didn't you just come round to mine?" Austria asked as he took one of the mugs from the blonde German.
"I can't leave him alone!" Germany sat down at the table. "Ever since he saw that movie with America, he's become obsessed and locks me out of the house claiming someone called 'Jarvis' has put the 'tower' on lock down. He even started taking apart the electricals to make some sort of suit." Germany sipped his tea shaking his head. Austria stared with a raised eyebrow. The German continued. "Then I hear America call through the door, "I can go all day, Red Skull!" It's like looking after a pair of 5 year olds!"
"What movie caused them to act like this?" Asked the aristocrat.
"Um...The Avengers or something. I don't know, none of that interests me."
"The Avengers?"
"Ja. It gets even worse when-" German stopped talking when he looked up at Austria's face. "What?"
"Don't be alarmed. But you seem to have some sort of horns sticking out of your shoulder..." Austria leaned to the side to try and get a better look. Germany turned his head, only to get hit in the face with cardboard.
"MWAHAHA~ THE ALMIGHTY LOKI HAS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE!" It was Prussia. With a bucket on his head with cardboard horns cellotaped on, and a green towel wrapped around his neck to represent a cape.
"Oh mein Gott..." Germany facepalmed. "Not again"
"Now Thor! Hand over Mjolnir, or Jane gets it!" Gilbert pointed one of his hands (that was covered with a blue glove) at Austria.
"...Jane?" Roderich raised an eyebrow.
"Brother, I told you. I am not THOR!" The so called 'Thor' was ready to snap.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" They all turned to see America, in a blue onesie with a star on his chest, and a bike helmet with an A on the front. He was also holding a painted trash can lid.
"Well, isn't it Captain America~"
"Your reign of terror is over Loki. Put your hands up and step away from your brother and his girlfriend." Germany had given up and was resting his head on the table, while Austria watched the show, rather amused.
"HA! What makes you think I'll give up so easily? I'm way to...COOL!" The albino held out his blue hand, asif he was trying to shoot from it, at America. Alfred then used his 'sheild' to protect himsef. "Dude! I got you!"
"Nu-uh!"
"YE-HUH!"
"NU-UH!"
A crash was heard from the opposite end of the kitchen, causing everyone's heads to spin in that direction. One of the vent covers had fallen on the floor.
"What the-"
"BUDAPEST!" A woman in a black catsuit suddenly appeared with two toy guns.
"HUNGARY!" Germany called out.
"NOT YOU TOO!" Austria followed.
Hungary called out Budapest two more times as she shot the toy guns. The little plunger bullets flew in two different directions. One flew out the open window and the other stuck to Germany's forehead. When everyone looked back from watching the bullets, Hungary had disappeared.
"...Shall we go see what all the fuss is about?" Germany asked his only sane friend.
"May aswell..."
...4 HOURS LATER...
The house was a mess. America was sitting on his sheild, spinning around repeatedly. Hungary was still disappearing then re-appearing out of nowhere, shooting random things and shouting Budapest. Austria was now in a purple vest, with a toy bow and arrow shouting "We remember Budapest differently!". Prussia has switched characters. He was now covered in tin foil and glitter with a lightbuld stuck to his chest and a torch in each hand.
You think Germany was trying to keep control?
Nope. Ludwig was now topless, painted green, holding hands with Gilbert, Jumping around in circles with them both singing "SCIENCE BUDDIES! SCIENCE BUDDIES!"
It's going to be awhile until they all get over this phase.
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Well, there's my update. I'm completely in love with Avengers write now X3
And I thought I should update seeing as it's my birthday~ haha~
So, I know this chapter is different and COMPLETELY INSANE, but I wanted to write it XD
I'll try and get it back to normal next update. xoxo
