Dez: hi!

Axel: yeah...hi

Zexion:...

Roxas:(playing PS2)

Dez: sooooo, we have no questions...

Zexion: maybe because this is stupid!

Dez: SILENCE!(sprays Zexion with a water gun)

Axel: where did that come from??

Dez:(shrug)meh. i dunno.

Zexion: (is annoyed and goes far away from Dez and reads a book)

Dez: now what??

Axel: what would Nex normally do??

Dez:(acts like Nex) duuuhhhh.I'm STOOPID! lets go do something totally random!!

Axel: ohh yeah...


MEANWHILE...

Larxene: hmmmm... Does this dress look good on me??

Marluxia: ummmmm...Yes??

Nex: ACHOO!!

Marluxia: you gotta cold?

Nex: nah, but i just had the strangest feeling...


Dez: OH! I KNOW!! PROVE YOU AINT GAY!! we already know Demyx is straight

Roxas: I'M NOT GAY!! IT'S AXEL'S FAULT PEOPLE THINK WE'RE GAY!!

Axel: WHAT?! AND HOW IS IT MY FAULT??

Roxas: (acts like Axel) I just wanted to see Roxas. He was the only one I liked. he made me feel like i had a heart...you make me feel...the same

Dez: that was scarily exactly like Axel...

Roxas: OH NO!! IT'S RUBBING OFF ON ME!! AXEL'S GAYNESS IS RUBBING OFF ON ME!!

Axel: I AM NOT GAY!! (fights Roxas)

Dez: and how about you, Zexy??

Zexion: (looks at Dez then continues to read his book)

Dez: Hey!!

Zexion: (ignores Dez)

Dez: hmph. fine. i'll just keep on asking questions till you answer!

Zexion:...

Dez: what do you think about the Zexion/Xemnas pairings??

Axel and rox: (stops) what??

Dez: zexion and Xemnas

Zexion: (eye twitch) THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING!!

Dez: How about Axel/Riku?

Axel: WTFH?!

Roxas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dez: and Roxas/Sora?

Roxas:...

Axel:...

Zexion:...

Dez:...


-COMPLETE SILENCE-

Roxas: OMGWTFHUST?!

Dez: what?

Roxas: OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE F-CKING HELL YOU SPINELESS TWIT?!

Dez: heeey, Nex' friend said that!

Roxas: I DON'T CARE!!

Dez:hey,chill

Roxas: WHY SHOULD I CHILL?! THAT IS JUST INSANE!!

Axel: YEAH! WTH?!

Dez: look, lets just get some ice cream!

Zexion:(blinks) what?

Dez: ice cream makes everything better!!


Meanwhile...

Larxene: what do you think of this dress??

Marluxia: THATS THE FIRST ONE YOU TRIED ON!!

Nex: (hits head on the wall)

Larxene: (nods) I'm getting this one!

Marluxia&Nex: HOORAY!


After paying...

Laxene: carry this Marly!

Marluxia: that's NOT my name...

Nex:(walking out of the mall but gets dragged by Larxene(along with Marlixia))huh? WTF?!

Larxene: i didn't get shoes yet!

Nex&Marluxia:NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!